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A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office.""I wonder why," the teacher mused."Because he's...
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny." Read in full at Alphabet...
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months," then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." Read in...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat...
A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, Lets start...
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. 'If you had ten dollars,' said the teacher, 'and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have...
One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying to avoid calling on him. When the teacher asked for a...
Teacher: "Pedro, use 'deposit' in a sentence." Pedro: "Easy lang 'yon Ma'm, D' posit is leaking." Teacher: "No, no, no, you got it wrong, let me explain it to you further. You know .....BANK.....DEPOSIT..... see the relationship.... ...BANK .......DEPOSIT.....?" Pedro:...
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child answered, "Mary."The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's name was?"Another child said, "The Verge."Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you...
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Maria said, "My family went to the Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but...
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