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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere...
When my granddaughter, Abby was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.I was not aware of...
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I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and...
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the...
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big...
Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. ''Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure...
A PROSPEROUS businessman propositioned a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any...
A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?"His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out...
A couple, who had been married for years, were making love. He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?" "No," she replied. "But why do you ask?" "You moved," he said. Permalink Stale Mate...
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