Joke - What Would Jesus Drive?

Joke Published on January 11th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes

Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really stand for “What would Jesus drive?”One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”But in Psalm 83, the Almighty

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Joke - What Would Jesus Drive?

Joke Published on January 11th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes

Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really stand for “What would Jesus drive?”One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”But in Psalm 83, the Almighty

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What Would Jesus Drive?

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"One theory is that Jesus would...

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A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child answered, "Mary."The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's name was?"Another...

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- Hang up and drive! - Welcome to America. Now speak English - Heart Attacks. God's revenge for eating His animal friends. - Don't like my driving? Then...

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