What's green and smells like pork?Kermit's finger
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Rodney, what's your problem?" Rodney answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Rodney, what's your problem?" Rodney answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and...
Frog Joke 1 A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the...
Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I...
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