HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

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