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White cheese or yellow cheese joke

Posted on October 31st, 2007 in Food Jokes

My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter.

She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow.

“What’s the difference?” Sean asked.

“Hello?” replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. “The COLOR is different!”

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