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There was a labrador, a dalmation and a doberman in a doggy bar when an attractive girl poodle walks in. She says to the three dogs "Whichever one of you can say the best sentence...
Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can date me for...
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other...
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? Answer: Tea, please. Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea Question: How would...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to...
Mouse Joke 1 One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring...
Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant...
Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire community happy? A: Smurfette deep-throating a candy cane. ...
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!...
Banana Joke 1 Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. Banana Joke 2 How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a...
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