Here’s some funny white jokes, was quite hard to find these and interestingly people are asking for funny white jokes on forums and places like Yahoo answers only to be called racists and that they shouldn’t be asking for this type of racist jokes!
In comparison there are dedicated sites to black jokes and not seen any complaints on those sites I collected black jokes from (update: getting plenty of complaints at the pages I added Black Jokes to though!).
Also some of these are rehashed black jokes so if you know some really good white jokes PLEASE post it in the comments below.
If you are a white person (AKA a cracker) reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn niggers, there’s a place to do this at Black Jokes where you will find some more poorly written racist jokes with lots of comments.
Back to the white jokes…
White Joke 01
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
White Joke 02
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
White Joke 03
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months
White Joke 04
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw
White Joke 05
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
White Joke 06
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
White Joke 07
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
White Joke 08
What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied.
White Joke 09
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
White Joke 10
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.
White Joke 11
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers
White Joke 12
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
White Joke 13
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
White Joke 14
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
White Joke 15
What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship.
White Joke 16
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.
White Joke 17
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
White Joke 18
What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
White Joke 19
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.
White Joke 20
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
White Joke 21
What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
White Joke 22
What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
White Joke 23
what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
White Joke 24
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
White Joke 25
What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
White Joke 26
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions? He writes a letter.
White Joke 27
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”
White Joke 28
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They’re both stuck up cunts.
White Joke 29
What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
White Joke 30
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
White Joke 31
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
White Joke 32
What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
White Joke 33
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
White Joke 34
What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
White Joke 35
White people think T-shirts are underwear.
White Joke 36
Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
White Joke 37
Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
White Joke 38
Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
White Joke 39
Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.
White Joke 40
Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
White Joke 41
You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
White Joke 42
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
White Joke 43
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
White Joke 44
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says: “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”
White Joke 45
What’s white and twelve inches long? Nothing!
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“what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.” not gonna lie, that was kinda funny.
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these jokes arent even funny to me honestly. “How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.”
yup, we can afford those
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yea niglet
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everyone shut up
there are rednecks and niggers. everyone knows this and everyone is not perfect so get over it.
do not even say you made us slaves because i did not do it. my great great great grandparents did it and( i am German. i am just saying for other people)it is over so get over it and you were not the one that was suffering from it and if you look it up that other back tribes captured other tribes and sold them to the white people. so if you want to be mad at anyone be mad at your back friend because his great great great grandpa could of captured your great great great grandparents and sold them to the white people. and if anyone should be mad it should be the Jews. there were slaves back when Egypt was still building pyramids and then Hitler killed more then 6 million of there Jewish population. but you do no see them complaining. they had it the worse and they got over it and everyone should just get over it.
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You are retarded. Please learn to spell. Also, shut up.
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Seriously? This is the best white jokes that can be found? and yall be hatin like a bunch of dumb fuks! A nigger doesn’t have to be black. A nigger is just any lazy, good for nothing, no talent havin, idiotic, no brained slob who would rather sit on their ass and collect a welfare check and not do a damn thing with this beautiful life and amazing world that was put here for their enjoyment.
Seriously, I dont give two shits whhat color your skin is, as long as your doing something with your life and not just sitting back having kids for a check your cool with me.
Oh and stupid people, you need to stop breading. Honestly, I wish the government would castrate every male that doesn’t have the common sense to make it through highschool. Be you white, black or fucking green, if they cant pass an aptitude test they shouldnt be around to breed.
Ah it feels good to vent!
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I love theese jokes. I’m White.
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First Of All It Ain’t No Fuck Nigger’s Second Of All Fuck You..Third Or All You Needa Learn How To Spell Indian’s..Before You Go Tryin To Pop The Fuck Off..Fuckin Weirdo..!,.Cause It’s Not (INIDANS)..Look Who Needa Go To School!,
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Mea thinka youa needa gotaa skool biznatcha
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You guys are all butt chaped because blacks, mexicans, asians and other(srry if im leavin u out) people actually have significantly helped in the formation of this great nation we live in. U dunmb racsist white dick sucking fags need to deal with the fact that your “country” has other skin colors help shape the land that we ALL live on.
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Fuck racists
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Have a sense of humor the jokes are funny…white people listen close the only thing you have that black people need or should want is power and no one keeps power forever. Black people listen close you can only be destroyed by believing you are what the white world considers a nigga. Keeps the jokes comin for all races its all funny laughter is the only thing free in this world so get yours in. And stop internet bangin someone should make a movie called attack of the internet thug id watch it
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Haha I can tell if your black or not by the way you niggers write! For example “yall ain’t no as smart as me is”(nigger) “I believe I am more intelligent than you are”(white)
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You showed how smart you are…..you obviously don’t even know black people….you’ve probably never seen one in your life have you you small minded pea brained fuck face…not only do we speak better than that….nobody talks like that….and I bet my straight As up through college say I’m smarter than your dumbass….haha
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U probaly just dont have any actual friends it may be hard for you cuz nobody likes you u think u are better than us black people but you in general are probaly white trailer trash who is borrowing someones computer because your poor as hell and dont have a job actually you probaly live with your mother and she gets money working corners try again later racist cunt. no offense to anyone else but this bitch “whitepower”
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you guys are all IGNORANT and full of crap ! no matter what race you are everyone should have a tolerence and, not feel the need to be such sadist. If you all are so comfortable with your race why feel the need to tear apart and degrade other races?. Im multicultured and I think we should all get along and stop have such a hatred its HONESTLY the most sickest and most disgusting thing ive
ever seen in my life. If you have strong moral you would’nt need to put others down. I can say with a straight face IVE NEVER been racist, made a racist comment or joke.These
are not the thing that come to my head these “race jokes” are SICK and im disturbed.
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yes we the white people are the devil yes you ignorent smelly mother fuckers,so i say i would eat your black hearts but its more than likely infested with aids or some strange shit
we the devil have gave you everything ,bet and a million more fuckin nigger channels ,
a nigger terrorist president and life in great america so you can sell crack to the white man, as revenge,and say we didnt bring it here, the white man owns the boats that brought drugs here not us,stupid fucks collumbia and dominacan republic ship the drugs, so you niggers can sell it suply and demand, and yes whites to, so what, your not going to e happy until you make us slaves, well im going to hang out with my black friend
who hates you fuckin niggers also for making them all look bad, se ya in the race war,
vlad the impaler,
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You stupid fukin idiots who actually care about these stupid ass fagot ass white jokes are a bunch of fukin fagots. the stupid white boy who wrote that stupid ass coment about the president is a fukin white fagot hidin in a fukin bush. fuk every stupid racist white fag in the world.
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all you people bitching about these jokes need to lighten up, you dont have to be racist to enjoy a racist joke, stereotypes are funny, but it doesnt mean every black person is a criminal, or every white family loves meatloaf. all mexicans are eligal, or all jews are greedy. its just in good fun. im white/german and i just laugh when people say i like kinky sex (kind of true though haha) or im a nazi, i tell my black friends black jokes all the time and they laugh there asses off, so chill
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Keep them up! im so tired of hearing just black jokes,i want the honky shit.a jokes a joke good bad or ugly lol!!
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what’s always toasted loaded and about to get eaten alive by hungry black people?
an Irish guy with money
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Why are you all so prejudice? You’d think you damn people would be used to racism by now. You guys act like this is the first time you’ve seen a racist joke in your life. Grow Up. There’s alot more racism than this.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHITE BOY SCREAMING AS DRAGGED DOWN THE HIGHWAY BEHIND A BLACK MAN’S PICKUP TRUCK?
A WHITE LANE MARKER.
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haha dude all these white jokes fuckin sucked balls!!! im mexican and can come up with better racist mexican jokes than whoever came up with all this bullshit thats not even really funny at all haha i should sue whoever wrote these jokes for a waste of my time lol
black jokes are for niggers who look in the mirror too much while the white guy has him on break and the mexican is sleepin on the job anyways in the horse coral haha
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why shouldnt white ppl go swimming? Becausecrackers get soggy in water.
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haha its really funny tht yall make fun of black ppl and we be tappin all yalls gurls. ha and all yall black jokes are lame and dont make since yall need to study a little bit longer and actually come up wit a good one for once. yall fagget ass crackers
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for one you black ppl need to grow up and get a damn life i like the black ppl jokes
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learn how to spell then criticize asshole. jokes are jokes thats it. faggot ass retard.
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okkk, i found some of these were funny..
and i was reading the comments and like seriously man, all the black people that commented and were like DIS SHIT IS FUCKED UP MAN and stuff like that, its really just making yourself, and your race look stupid, if your going to say your not stupid, dont write like dis, and stuff, its this not dis. ok ? thats one of the reasons everyone says black people are dumb, like, im pretty sure you know how to spell, so why dont you ?! like fuck man ! and i dont consider myself racist, i just dont like niggers, and the definetion of nigger to me is a black person that seperates themself of white people, and other races, and thinks that everything a white person says is because your black, but its not, if your a bitch, its not cause your black, its cause your a fucking bitch. some of my bestfriends are black, and i love them, because they dont act like everything revolves around them because they are black, like shit man. god damn.
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whos u to judge us pffft first get some pussy and come back online and talk.
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u have a point but when you text im pretty sure u dont always right out the word just because where black doesnt mean where the only people who type like that all of you guys need to chill with the “black people are so stupid” dont put all black people in the same boat or any race for that matter. everyone is different skin tone is just there to remind you who you are and where you came from but to all the black people just cuz you from the hood dont me when you get out act the same act like you got some sense. anyway just quit putting everyone down chill.
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so, for all you you people who don’t already know, black people were not the first to become enslaved. White people were enslaved by the Romans hundreds of years before the boats started coming to America. So, if anybody says that they were oppressed by the white man is full of shit. If African-Americans want reparations for slavery, that is just the laziness within that helps fuel the fire for ignorant white supremacists, because no black person today ever faced enslavement. So, viewing the “racist card” in a broader aspect, if blacks want reparation, where is the reparations for the descendants of the slaves in Egypt? or of the Roman empire? or even the indentured servants throughout the numerous centuries in Europe? If that is the case, then everybody somehow owes somebody something. Now most people are of the understanding that the civil war was fought over slavery, but when it comes to complaining about white men and the oppression, this issue never seems to come up. White ancestors fought to free all of those black slaves, because they knew it was a terrible thing back then. So, don’t repeat the past and shut the hell up with this racist slavery propaganda bullshit. Think before you talk.
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The white man is the biggest liar,thief,kidnapper,enslaver and murderer on earth.There is no place in the world he can go and say he created peace and harmony.Hawaii/Americas/South Africa/Iraq/Vietnam/Panama etc.You cant deny the charges.Black people r living proof.Instead of apoligizing you call them niggers.
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im white and i dont find these racist there was only like 2 funny jokes the rest suck shit
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these jokes are alright. the best part of this is the comments. Fisrt to my fellow whites, some of you are idiots we arent beter than blacks as a race, some whites just happen to be raised in better conditions than blacks. And to the racist blacks out there, youre idiots too, blacks are not better than whites, some of you are beter than the trailer-park trash whites that are the racists but we all the same. i FUCKING love the stupid little black or white kids that talk shit about the other race cause they think theyr tough. theres nothin better than someone bitcin about a racist while being racist but not half as good at it. your obviously tough when your on the computer lookin up jokes
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I think it was more fun to read the comments than the jokes and yes white people are dumb they shouldn’t have ever brought niggers over from africa b/c by now ya’ll would have aids and we could save a lot of money on welfare and medicaid and less penitentiaries and less dope dealers and junkies and less crime…… Need I go on……of course someone will soon reply to this with the fact they can beat me up and all that crap truth is you can’t although you could get jackson to do a rally I don’t know how much he charges though
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wow you sre the stupidest bitch ever us niggas could kick da shit outta y’all punk ass crackas you just a stupid redneck tryin to act hard. so fuck off you fuckin prick
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That comment you just made makes everything he/she just said about our people true.
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^^^^^^^^^^^ by white jokes i mean jewish.. sorry black people for gettin excited
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Wow, you are a useless waste of space. I enjoy racist jokes of all kinds because, I think of them as nothing more than stereotypes, but you write with such hate and error. In realizing that the America that black me and white you live in now would be nothing without black be nothing without the black me part….remember that.
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Wooooowww such a waste of human life.
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An Atheist and a Christian went backpacking through the world together for fun after graduating college. During a train ride, they got into a debate over whether or not Hell exists. Eventually, the Atheist gave up and fell asleep. His Christian friend woke him up when the train had arrived to its destination. They stepped out to a gloomy land that was pitch dark – even though it was the middle of the day. It was cold as death, and all around were ghostly pale people. “Oh my”, cried the Atheist, “Hell IS real!” The Christian smiled and said, “we aren’t in Hell, we’re in the closest thing to it on earth: America.
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What do white guys and the fences they make have in common?
They both get jumped by mexicans.
White people built the border because they thought mexicans couldn’t jump like them.
White people can’t jump because inbreeding prohibits it.
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im nigga ma self…..n according 2 people im funny as hell….n im jst 12….n those jokes SUK SHIIT!! im jst thinkin 2 ma self is it jst me or dis nigga think HE GOT JOKES?? n happily ill answer dat for u…..HELL N0!!!….u make racists jokes look like SHiT man!!! D0NT POST SHIIT…..UR MAKIN MA EYE-BALLS READ BULLSHIT DAT AINT EVEN FUNNY N IF U ASK ME UR WASTIN YOUR TIME N MINR N DERE!!!
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass? An ironing board with massage features
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Lol. wow most of the jokes suck. there are almost all black jokes flipped and tried to be turned around on us but it still was a black racist joke. (What was the only thing Micheal Jackson did right. He turned himself white.) lol i just came up with that off the top of my head. but yeah. so all you black, fucks can shove your nigger brother dicks in your ass in eat some chicken because thats all yall can afford. and serious what is up with niggers liking black fat ass. that is nasty as hell. its all that fat and greese from that chicken goin to your ass.
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Ignorance is bliss.
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You wish you could have a black women don’t you? Most racist people now a days want to be black. they don’t even know why they’re racist. It’s comical to me now.
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bitch fuck you I’m black you dirty as white bitch don’t you ever think you something special will beat your ass your fruit cake if black people are so dumb to you why do alot of white people want to be like us bitch ass i will beat your ass name a place you fucking bitch this shit aint funny ho you like fucking little kids you asshole
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the most racist and mean thing ever
im black so what? and dont talk about Michael like that because you’re just jealous that you are not the most famous and like person ever
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shut up white boi ur hatin on us blaks cos u jelous WE HAVE BIGGER DIKS DAN U
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I think all jokes are meant to make people laugh. There really not to make any one feel a certain way about themselfs or their race. I think its time that people get over this whole racist thing and stop taking things so personally. These jokes are just for laughs. There was nothing telling you that you had to read it. It was your personal choice.
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Finally someone with some real insight. Thank you lord.
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Let me start with this….HOW OLD ARE YOU IDIOTS?!?!?!?!?!? Not a damn one of (moderator aside) can spell, some and a very few some it is of these white jokes are funny. I am not a rascist i am a white guy who was raised in the projects so i have a very good understanding of black culture, now i got lucky and got to move out and into white suburbia..yay (rolls eyes), white people are stuck up, arrogant, rascist assholes, this isn’t all white people mind you, but coming from a black neighborhood to a white one you can really see it. Point is the black people on here screaming “Black Power” are equally as retarded as the “White Power” dude.Why take offense to a rascist joke, if it doesn’t pertain to you, there is no reason to be offended, don’t read it,don’t look for it and most of all don’t comment in someone elses thread to make yourself look like a jackass..white,black,hispanic or asian. This is all a matter of opinion so take it for what you will, but white people need to chill on the rascism and black people need to chill on the rascism…who cares man yokels like white power are gonna die a miserable old man, and when his maker is met he’ll be sorely dissapointed…cuz Jesus is Black!!! So anyway have a nice life to all you rascists and to all of you people who like a good joke…..The internet awaits!
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Not only was Jesus black dick, he was Jewish too
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wow these white jokes aint got nothin on nigger jokes
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It seems like it doesn’t matter what color you are, racist jokes hurts us all. I was looking 4 GOOD jokes online, but all I’ve found was over NINE MILLION black jokes and this ONE site about white jokes with MORE black jokes in the comments. This one site struck a cord on the racist people who keeps visiting. RLY
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Omfg you Fucking failed abortions……SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! There is no fucking “White power” nor “Black power” we all belong In 1 race, the human race. So shut the fuck up, grow some fucking balls, and Thank your mother for not having your’e ignorant ass aborted, clusterfucks!
LEEEEERRROOYYYYY JIINNKKINNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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haha, what’s funny is that you think you’re more intelligent than anyone else here because you’re using WoW slang in your reply….that alone is funnier than any joke on this page
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I am a white 19 year old married woman and my measurements are 34″, 26′, 45″ (no joke) so that goes to show there are white women with curves. My husband is the FIRST man that has had my body and will be the last. Also he was made for me and Is the best fuck and I have to say I honestly could not have a black dick in me. Don’t you mixed couples fill that god hates the fact that you are together?
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“and I have to say I honestly could not have a black dick in me. Don’t you mixed couples fill that god hates the fact that you are together?”
To Jcollins:
Bitch, what the fuck are you talking about.
Who Fucking Died and Made YOU God?
“I am a white 19 year old married woman and my measurements are 34?, 26?, 45? (no joke) so that goes to show there are white women with curves.”
To Jcollins:
And NO ONE Gives a Fuck That You’re FAT.
You are still WHITE TRASH.
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why do niggers have big dicks?
cuz they didnt have anything else to play with at christmas
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i’m sure God doesn’t hate it, because God doesn’t hate people, but I sure hate interracial couples! that’ fucking DISGUSTING and nothing makes me sicker than some white trash piece of shit bitch and a dirty (need i even mention JOBLESS) nigger. and those poor kids! mixed kids make me sick. it’s too bad they were only conceived under the influence of either alcohol, crack, or meth… i could go on for hours. WE NEED TO FORCIBLY STERILIZE NIGGER LOVING WHITE WOMEN FOR THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY!
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Okay, apparently only you need to be sterilized mamamama because you have no clue what your talking about. Inter-racial couples and kids are perfectly normal. You should be shot for you dumbass opinion.I am a white man and am sick of hearing all this racist bullshit you ignorant, uneducated, fucking morons have to say. No one should be thought of as lower because of their skin color. A biracial baby no matter its ethnicity is not any lower a person than you because there slightly different looking. You should be sterilized and not allowed to breed because if we have more fucking morons like you in this world who knows what will happen, people like you make me sick to be white and to be categorized as the same as your unintelligent, racist ass. Interbreeding is what we need to become a strong tight nation and world. To think humanity as one is what should become our future and it starts with our half black half white president, Obama. you ignorant people who need to say to yourself that Obama is white just to feel better are pathetic who cares if he is bi racial we have a non white, christian or catholic male running our country taking the first step towards actual liberty and justice for all like our pledge says.
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shut the fuck up u nigger lover sounds like u took it up the ass by a nigger get bent ya fuckin clown
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It seemed as if your were making a point at first…but no your retarded.
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how can you hate the children who are God’s children?
I’m white, and i have a baby with a black girl, who is half-white herself. You are jealous of other peoples’ relationship because there’s some void in your life that you have not filled, so keep trying to fill your empty soul, but i wouldn’t suggest using racism or ignorance to make you feel whole again.
Just accept the fact that Jesus is God, whether or not-
if he is black or white- means nothing and shouldn’t matter- because he is Jew, not gentile. The message is love and the test is love. As long as ya’ll stay divided by the New World Order, worshiping Satan and all his ploys to divide man, ya’ll will remain brainwashed and children of a very red devil.
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blak chikks are PENG!!!
white chiks are FAT!!!
SO FUK U WHITE BOIS U LIL SNAKES
U WNT BE LIVIN IN THIS WORLD IF IT WRNT FOR US
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First of all, you all need to just lay off. Even the people of you trying to preach about hate and racism being wrong. Obviously people dont want to hear it and already have their minds made up. But there is one thing that I feel needs to be said, to the ignorant woman who tried to leave her judgments about mixing races, get a new perspective. Mixed cultures, whatever you are mixed with, have the best of both worlds. *I am aware that the comeback to this is that we have the worst as well* I am a mixed *White, Black, and Native American* girl who not only loves her body (i dont need to say my measurements to make myself feel better) because im healthy not because im curvy or tiny assed but because i am healthy and athletic, (btw little miss fat ass, get a workout plan, lose the fat thats probably going to slow down your life and stop bragging about the sex life i doubt you have with your husband, because if i had to fuck a bitch like you id be fucking a lot nicer of a person before i went home to you) not only that but im highly intelligent and well respected i go to a prodominantly white school in a great community where i have been a varsity cheerleader and achieved honors as a MIXED kid, dont believe it? Google Fishers High school Name is Amara Willis, kiss my mixed ass you stuck up bitch. And God bless my mother for loving black dick
made my life all the better
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Btich nobody cares tat u fat okk
those are not curves is called eatin a lot of shit..
n who the fuck is your god?????
fuck your god and u…
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Wow you actually speak for God.You stupid religious freak
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Fuck white people lol….they are dumb as hell ….who has 30 billion dollars and sniffs coke (white girl) hahaha I find it funny when white people say nigga or nigger cuz if they say it 2 u you notice they’re 300 ft away from a black guy. I seen the funniest thing ever a white guy I knew went to skool wit me was talking bout how he hates ghetto people(blacks) n said niggaz get on my nerv….he said thatz the last thing he remebered and ended up in hospital. Hahah white people…you guyz are dumb as hell and don’t relize it haha…..thatz the dumbiest color ever white…
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Honestly you call white people dumb? You can spell for your damn life. It’s amazing at what people will say to each other, so heres what i think about you in particular, i think you need to go get some education for that spelling, stop thinking you’re all bad cause you’re black, it makes absolutely no difference, and grow up. If no one has noticed we live in a nation where blacks, white’s mexicans and many other races live. Bashing each other over stupid things like this will only make the problem even worse. So before you wanna bash another race, you remember America couldn’t have happened without all our races.
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Fuck white people lol….they are dumb as hell ….who has 30 billion dollars and sniffs coke (white girl) hahaha I find it funny when white people say nigga or nigger cuz if they say it 2 u you notice they’re 300 ft away from a black guy. I seen the funniest thing ever a white guy I knew went to skool wit me was talking bout how he hates ghetto people(blacks) n said niggaz get on my nerv….he said thatz the last thing he remebered and ended up in hospital. Hahah white people…you guyz are dumb as hell and don’t relize it haha…..thatz the dumbiest color ever white…
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Honestly you call white people dumb? You can spell for your damn life. It’s amazing at what people will say to each other, so heres what i think about you in particular, i think you need to go get some education for that spelling, stop thinking you’re all bad cause you’re black, it makes absolutely no difference, and grow up. If no one has noticed we live in a nation where blacks, white’s mexicans and many other races live. Bashing each other over stupid things like this will only make the problem even worse. So before you wanna bash another race, you remember America couldn’t have happened without all our races.
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Look man. There is no good racist white jokes. Even most of these are flipped from bein racist to blacks! Jus quit bitches hahaha monkies
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IM A WHITE KID AND I THOUGHT THESE JOKES WERE FUNNY. SO SERIOSLY Y DO ALL U WHITE PEOPLE HAVE TO COMPLAIN THERE JOKES SUCK IT UP
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They are totally funny.
But why is it that so many white people can make mean racist jokes about black people, but then turn around and act all victimized when somebody is being racist towards them.
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omg- seriously- there are a billion racist/crude/nasty ‘jokes’about other races/cultures. i cant understand why any white person would get bent out of shape about a white jokes- esp since they are a rarity it seems.. must be the privilege…
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I’m a black dude and I agree with Jason. There are thousands of black jokes and to some people they are more than jokes but o-well thats just some people.
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im a white kid and these jokes r actually funny. but who ever makes these jokes needs to find more cuz 45 isn’t that many and get rely funny ones cuz some of these r boring
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im white and i think this is awesome how you guys can all argue. Slavery is over(btw in africa africans were owned other african slaves during the same time). Some white people hate black people(fucking redneck hicks). And some black people hate white people which is also fucking retarded.Just get over it cus its retarded.
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i say we all just enslave women…and jews…
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Everyone here needs to grow up.
Some black people deserve to be slaved
and some white people are retarded too.
But really who’s better than anyone here?
We’re all going to die and no one will care about what you said anymore.
Didn’t anyone teach you anything?
I want people to send me mail telling me what they think so email me at
Moderator: Don’t add your email address you numpty!!!!
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fuck niggers fuck spicks fuck chinks
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You were abused as a child right thats why your retarded.
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Fuck u and your stupid pale face.Fagg
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I have some original white jokes.
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Seems like life is repeating itself via the internet, after just browsing the net today i realized it was a white indiviual who invented the “net’ in order to better hide behind the sheets. Instead of using usig bed sheets, it’s now the blank sheets of the internet where they promote their insecurities and admiration for the people who carry the grace of god, the style of time, and the strength of the ocean. Sorry maybe next time the divine creator will bless you with the soul of a black person. Thats one joke thats funny cause it true!!! seems like you most white people will always fear what it is their not…. BLACK, Say it loud…..!!!
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LMAO. SOme of these are funny but most of these are non-creative. I want to see some good ol white jokes. This is serious weaksauce.
On a side note. Where do these stupid blacks get the idea that white’s have small dicks? That’s Asians. I played football and basketball and not one black guy had me topped.
Here is a formula for when a black person tells you their penis size: “Claimed Penis Size dvided by 2.12″ I feel bad for the few white girls who crossed that line because they were curious only to be disappointed.
And FTR. Only low-class trashy white girls go with brothers. The reality of it is, Once you go black, no white man wants you back. You are tainted for life.
I got more laughs out of my comment than these jokes. What happened to all the redneck jokes and inbred jokes. Those are funny.
I have one to add “Why do minorities hate white people so bad???…..Because white immigrants built America, and created affirmative action so underperforming minorities can unfairly get into universities and jobs they were not qualified for”
All kidding aside every race has their pluses and their minuses. It’s good that we can all joke around. Now do your job and come up with some juicy white jokes!
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No one had the chance to pick what race they were going to be. Your race is nothing to be proud. You didn’t accomplish it! Be proud of things that took a conscious effort to to do!
News Flash: White peoole you are angry!!! Yes this is true thats why there are so many black, nigger jokes?!
Why are you angry you say?
Well because you couldn’t manage a succesful country without stealing.(colonization) and now evryone is taking back what is their’s and you do’t have no one to copy to tell you what to do next!
For those of you who have selective knowledge on history, educate yourself, it’s allowed here.
White people never owned anything to begin with to have a say on who is superior to who.
Your race will not survive interacial relationships and globalization. You have no color, your a blank slate to be filled in.
In 200 years pure white Americans (whatever that is) will cease to exist.
Goodbye and enjoy your existence
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I think most of what you said was pure and utter drivel, but the question about why all minorities hate white people is a good one why does anyone hate anyone just because of there color. And affirmative action that can go either way but the simple fact of the matter is can’t you just go look for another job, No that would be ridiculous, instead you will sit in your moms basement and write things like this while listening to I’m cooler online. Now thats funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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I find it HARD to believe that none of the other guys on the team had a bigger dick o wait its probably because black men are growers.
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hahahahahaha those jokes are funny coz racist jokes are funny anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. i spent a long time trying to find white racist jokes. lol u guys shud try being a white guy in africa its tough.
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This is truly a disgrace to all humanraces. How can you all sit there, and be hypocrits? your all reading racist jokes wethier its on white people, black people, mexicans (not mexicants hahaa sorry had 2.), latino’s ext. thats what your doing is being a hypocrit. Man up. stop talking shit behind a keyboard, and start looking your self in the mirror. cut off your damn skin and see your the same as everyone else, no one here is better then anyone, and everyone here are all the same (metphorically speaking) you all have two eyes, two lips, two ears, on nose, a chin…ext. the same body parts HELLO JUST DIFFERENT COLORS. take a sharpy marker color yourself. hello you will still be the same person just a different color. jokes are a form of entertainment for everyone. if you do not wish to read racist jokes, uhhh heres some smart advice DONT LOOK THEM UP. and if your going to read racist jokes THEN HAVE THE RESPECT not to leave comments talking about ni99er bitch that, and ni99er bitch this. come on now, its 2009. its a new time zone. yes white people once had the power of over powering the blacks, but it was unfair and black people are still one in the same. so stop being childish and realize hey, were all the same. hello some of the bset people out there, deceased or alive were a different race.. best rapper–Tupac, martin luther king, Abe Lincoln, so on and so forth, and some of the worst people out there are different races, deceased or alive, Michael Vicks-black, Michael Jackson (not all that bad but you know)-black & white. Adolf Hitler. yes its true, THERE ARE DIFFERENT RACES BUT IT DOESNT MEAN WE HAVE TO DISCRIMINATE, no not at all…so man up and realize this is MANKIND. were all part of something big here, you just got to realize it.
*&*White && Black Power*&*
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I came to this site looking for white jokes. Wish there was more! I’m a “white” woman and was raised in the south by a very racist family. Yet, throughout my life I’ve had great friendships with people of all different ethnicities. I always love experiencing different cultures and ways of thinking. That being said, me and my friends of every color and even religion, have always picked on each other about the racial and religious stereotypes. You have to admit, some of them are accurate and funny as hell. Find the humor people…you miss a lot of laughs when you can’t laugh at yourself! (and the world)
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racism wasnt all that bad, yes how people treated black people, but it brought the black people over from a 3rd world place and put them into the streets,
the only reason the black people get hit on so much by jokes is because black people have a way higher % of doing that stuff, there are still white and mexicans, but hey.
also this is asking of a favor,
when your are i high class person and hear a racist joke, SHUT UP!
i had enough news about gates and the cops who arrested him -_-
black guy wrong, cop was right, look i just settled it.
anothing thing these jokes SUCK!
now some of them were good made me laugh alot, but the black jokes made me laugh harder,
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I am seriously getting tired of how certain white think they’re all perfect because those people aren’t there just like anybody else black people came before you guys anyways dumasses
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these jokes sucked, i can take a joke but these seemed more offencive to niggers than white people, yeah you guys do steal shit and we pay for it cause we arent shitty like you
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I’m from Mannheim Germany, moved here when I was six,I am white as the driven snow as is my husband and our two kids, and we have always lived in a very well off area, the thing is you maybe right about black people stilling material goods and being on welfare, but how come so many white people have been on the news lately for stilling all those little white girls, and I work at the DHS, how come 58% of the people who come in to get assistance are teenage white meth heads, or how come on the sex offenders website almost all of the people on there are white? Or you see it posted about so and so super star beating his wife or see how this actress is caught with cocaine in her car while her singer boyfriend crashes in to a bus full of school children because he was drinking all night, but be said for him cause he hurt his finger. If you didn’t notice none of those people where black. So no white people don’t still anything except a whole lot of little girls innocence and they can’t stand in the welfare line cause they are to busy blowing up neighborhoods trying to make homemade meth or moonshine or whatever (they have drugs in germany to fyi black people didnt bring it there we found it all on are own) )But you know what guys everyone is entitled to their own opinion full of crap or not God judges all at the end. PS I think mixed babies are beautiful
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Don’t think this about all white people just trying to make a point. I am proud of my race and where I come from, but I think everyone should be and no one should have to be criticized or blamed for other peoples problems for being a certain shade or color.
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that was the best comment on the page ur awesome “keep hope alive” lol thx
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This isnt racist but i got a joke
A state trooper pulls over a speeder one day
he walks up and sees a hot blonde.
hes contemplating on whether he is going to give her a ticket when His buddy calls him
Buddy says “whatcha ya doin”
trooper says “i got a hot blonde pulled over deciding if im going to give her a ticket”
Buddy says “is she driving a red corvette”
Trooper says “Yeah”
Buddy says “Does it have zz top tags”
Trooper says “Yeah”
Buddy says “this is what you do, Walk to her window and pull your pecker out”
Trooper says “no”
Buddy says “trust me do it”
trooper finally agrees and walks up to the blondes window and pulls his pecker out
The blonde rolls down the window and says
“Not Another Breathalyzer Test”
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To ‘i hate niggers’ –
Your kind are the most disgusting creatures that I’ve ever looked upon. You are the lowest of the low, less than shit. First off, you comment on a white joke page with the name, ‘i hate niggers’. You talk about how much you apparantly abhor african-americans. Do you hear this? A joke forum.
But then you become more disgusting. How?
You come back.
You say how you’re going to start a black holocaust, worse than Adolf Hitler.
Bullshit.
The fact that there is a single racist on this planet infuriates me, but I know it will never change. However, you will still continue to be the most vile, lowliest things in mankind.
I am thirteen years old, and I have more sense than you idiots. Pepper, thank you. You are extremely right: you can say this on a computer – a computer! – but you know that you will never have the balls to say that to someones face. To end this speech, I will add that you [the racists] are all waste of sperm. Burn in hell.
Thank you.
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Hey wats up i love all races and reliogous(srry i cant spell). I am also black and i live in a white nieghborhood and i don’t hate it the only thing i hate is the racist people in my skool.Their r only 3 black people in my grade. but i get the racist jokes the most. Thier is very few and all my friends stick up 4 me. The one i am suprisised is my friend is a good good white chathiloc boy and 1 year ago this kid was being racist and my chatholic friend got all upsetand tolled his mom. Well this year he is being a dick and is the biggest racist ever but a lot of people hate him now. My point is a goody goody chatiloc boy can be turned in 2 a racist dick.
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stop making fun of niggers i got 2 hangin from my family tree ….NIGGERS
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Yeah.Pissin on the rest of your family,giving them some color and saving them a trip to the tanning booth.You ghostly bitch.
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Hmm…You know why black people can’t dream? Because the last one who had a dream got shot. Hairy apes. If I could…I would hit all of your children with a meat cleaver. But there are to many of you and not enough time for me. So thus is the reason I started “The Great Hunt” There are now cash prizes. If you can beat Timmy’s score the prize is a whip. Use it well. Kill in secret. Kill with pride. I hate niggers. White Power!!
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Yet another racist white person acting all butt hurt when he’s hit with his own medicine.
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How many drugs have you done?
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Well guess what? If you were a real man you’d show your fucking face instead of hiding behind a sheet burning crosses all the damn time. And us so called “niggers” have a dream and you’re apart of it so feel special. You’re the one getting his ass kicked and left for dead under that red sheet that should be white. Fucking bitch. No disrespect to white people at all just this ignorant bitch right here.
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I’ll use the whip on ur hairy mom.The abominable snowwoman..Ha Ha Ha. Crazy crackers
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Whats almost as bad is the people trying to argue with the dumb pussies. haha
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Haha I laugh at all the losers that post here sayin racist shitt. Their just too pussy to say it in the open ahahaha how patheitic LOL.
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“ihateniggers” fuck you
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Your mom loves them. You crazy fagget.
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I am not racist but i think black jokes are funny. It’s wrong to post nigger all over the internet like i see some of these people doing. They’re just trying to make them feel better about themselves.
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Joe:
I agree, pretty much.
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White jokes- epic fail.
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ok b’ys like seriously, im white but yet idc if ur black,white,green or blue, whatever colour u are shouldnt matter, just cause they look different on the outside there really all the same on the inside, and black people are probly most nicest people u ever meet, so shut up bout the white and black jokes PLUS they were both lame. Pce. <3
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I read these comments and i am embarrassed to be white. The stupidity and hate i see is just plain sad. I actually was looking up white jokes because i wanted to see what they were like, some were lame some were funny. I consider racist joke to be funny but u should be careful of who you tell them to. I don’t want to offend people, they are just jokes and need to be taken as such.
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These joke are very lame. But I came across this site doing a report for sociology class on racism and stupidity, go fig
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To ‘I hate niggers’ and all the rest of you racists:
What the hell? Hating an individual because of a skin color? You are the lowest of the low, get the hell off this planet. I’m only thirteen years old, and I can see that. You make me sick, you disgusting waste of sperm. Burn in hell.
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man racist ass people out there its fucking hilarious to read your comments oh well keep doin whatever cause your not gona revoke your ways cause of me but just remeber we are all laughing at you and im sure some white people will be glad to make white jokes just as much blacks to blacks
GRAY POWER!?!?!
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i was reading dese comments and dey are just messed up. black people are here. black people contributed to america just as much as white people. i hate racist people. dere is no point to be racist. its retarded. if yur racist go eff yurself up. you wudnt have a whole bunch of things if it wasnt fo black people.
by da way, im white.
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racist white people really need to stop. im not racist at all but i hate white people who are jealous of black people because they are smart, good dancers, and have great culture and excellent music. white people have really lost there minds when obama became president. black people are smart and powerful and no longer up under white people like hundreds of years ago. today is a new day and we have a black president. DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hye all u niggers get hanged from a tree or go back to africa were all u fucking jigabous belong i hope the kkk linches ur fucking black asses so go fuck urselfs Die U fucking nig nogs
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My god people let’s take a look in the bible for a second all men are created equal so who gives a hell if your black or white does it effing matter?I. Am whiter than a peice of paper but I was raised in the hood and honestly when I grew up my mom was assulted by a black man and my sister(who was five at the time got raped by a thirty seven yearold black man out of all of you I have more reason to hate African Americanw.but you know what I don’t I belive just because your a different color doesn’t mean your evil stupid cooler or what the hell ever you think just because someone of one couler does something to fuck with you doesn’t mean they all are the same. I have a black friend who isn’t in gang doesn’t do drugs he is cool and he knows what’s happened to me in the past be understands that too his mom was assulted for not giving up her panties to a black man. And by the way I hate golf that had to be the dumbest joke and doin we didn’t effing come from mother effing monkey?email me At kirbyboy1212@hotmail.com if you think diffently love to hear what you have to say and Obama needs to get his head out of his ass and do something for this country instead of gettig us dept and just for you people who are going to say he’s going to good email me please I will show you what’s on the news
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fucking a this is funny i hate all of you okay? god damn these jokes are funny laugh! i love how people say find me in real life thats so pathetic. the truth of the matter is you are all (black white yellow green brown) hiding behind the safety net that is the internet. god u all just need to shut the fuck up and enjoy the jokes okay? and if you got a problem with me…… cry you’ll never find me so dont say im gonna find you and kill you clutch, cause u know and i know that will never happen. peace
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clutch…..you’re an idiot.
WTF. And you Aren’t hiding behind the safety of your computer?
dumbass
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You used the word God a little to much but that I hate all yall comment was the funniest thing on this page and I love u
LMBO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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these are hilarious and amazing. You guys rock.
I’m white and now i think white people suck.
Now i think im black.
woohoo.
ima go to the gheto and find meself some purple drank.
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Ok never mind this is the funniest thing on here. lmbo
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ok to all you black people and white people their just jokes so shut the fuck up or ill kick your asses, who cares if some one hates black people, black people hate us to. white people arint the only rasists, everybody on this earth is rasist no matter what you fucking dumb shits say, there is no point of getting effended by a joke. but if some one comes up to you and says fuck you nigger, or gook or cracker then you can be effended, but not all white people or black people are rasist and your all trying to make it look that way so your all fucking retarted.
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You guys need to get some new white jokes on here this shit is weak as hell, I’m white and I just want to hear some good white jokes, I looked up some black jokes and I was almost in tears
P.S. Why come to this site to bitch about racism, it’s all in fun.. Who comes to a site called white jokes and thought they were going to get anything different..
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Stupid Mother Fuckers check your history!!! You come from black people it took White people 25,000 years to turn white but you still have black blood you dumb fucks! You will burn in HELL!
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when does a black man turn into a nigger?
as soon as he leaves the room. fuck u ya damn tar babies
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Rebel here’s one for you when does a black man turn in a white man? when he ummmmmm never mind why would anyone want to be a dumb a** like you. Your such an idiot I am a proud white man and you make me sick your mom should have her tubes tied the day before she met her cousin excuse me I mean your dad you backwater inbred hillbilly do me a favor and stop claiming to be white, you know what that goes for all you dumb uneducated lames. racism is pointless if you look at it because most likely your skin will all be the same color in the end cause you’ll all be burning in the same place hate is hate no matter who does it and last time I checked that was against most peoples Gods You know what I say if you dont like whats going on where your at get a job get some money buy a plane ticket and go back to where ever YOU came from
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YOU FUCKING NIGGERS SUCK THIS ARENT EVEN JOKES THEY ARE THE WORST ATEMPTS AT JOKES IVE EVER HEARD YOU NIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB AND NOT CREATIVE AT ALL AND ALL YOU NIGGERS SUCK AT LIFE WHITE PEOPLE GOT ALL KINDA OF BAD ASS NIGGER JOKES AND ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS HAVE ARE THESE .. THEY DONT EVEN MAKE SENCE ..
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u can’t spell. I believe that you are an idiot…. my five year old sister knows more about history and can spell exceptionally better than you
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I hate niggers, doesn’t the same thing apply to you white people, you tell the blacks to go back to africa, should you not go back to England and other european countries you came from. Now you keep mentioning aids but less we forget a lot of disease and illnessess came from white people, Smallpox, bubonic plague and whatever else.
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wtf.! fuck the ku klux klan. theyre just stupid ass white racist that dont have nothing better to do than just make fun of people that are not your race. you guys should get a life.
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damn, people these days think that the world revolves around their race. all races are equal and should be treated equal. just put your self in their place. you wouldnt like to be called by th names youre calling them. im a mexican and i think black people are awsome and very intellegant and funny. damn, and that guy thats called by ” i hate niggers” you have to chill man. you wouldnt like to be the one thats being made fun of. i bet you’ll get all butt hurt and one day youre gonna get your ass kicked.
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Lemme guess your appearance: dumb white peice of shit, everytime it snows you vanish, your dick is shriveled up and you can’t get a boner over your honky bitches. Stupid dirty HONKY MUTHERFUCKER, you talk about eating bananas at least black people can cook properly. I’m gonna see that honky shits like you go fuck their mothers in fuckin hell where you can suck off Satans black cock.
BLACK POWER
BLACK POWER
BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol another dumb nigger goin crazy.. whats with them all
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well some of these jokes are funny. but some just went to far. also racist people just need to go to hell. the reason why all yall are hatin is cause you are scared to step out of your lil bubble and learn new things. its just ridicuolous how you guys act. where is life going to take you by calling each other names? its not taking you anywhere god frowns upon yall. he put diff colors in the world so we can learn from each other, not hate. open your eyes. thank you
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Oh…I forgot to say….I hate niggers. White power!
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I love racist people because they don’t know what the hell they are talking about and they’re so much fun to make fun of. oh and dumbass (i hate niggers) try saying all that shit out on the streets instead of hiding behind a pc you dumb fuck. I dare you to give out your street address, and if you don’t then that shows that you’re just punk ass bitch that wouldn’t even try to kill one of the brothers. full of shit you bitch ass nigger. power to the people.
p.s when I say nigger I mean it as ignorance.
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hey am not on no body side they just jokes you know they not true so why get mad y’all to white people we really should be having a good life instead of been mad at people who writes jokes. we should be playing jokes like you have a small dick that smell so bad because you never took a bath so your girl friend went and got her man hand and lotion
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Another racist white person acting all but hurt when he’s hit with his own medicine.
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racist white person acting all butt-hurt when he’s hit with his own racist medicine.
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Hahaha. I’m back from all of my long hard days down in Africa. I had some good nigger hunting down there. The trick is you have to bait them with 24 inch rims or an Escalade. But I’m back in action and I have to say… Good job for the white people who helped with the “Great Hunt”. I’m truly impressed with all of the dirty apes (niggers) you all captured. Congrats to Timothy from Nebraska with a toatal of 1,980 points. Second was Beth from Calafornia with 1,670 points. And last but not least Will from Ohio with 1,420. You all did a wonderful job. =D
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A racist white person acting all butt hurt
when he’s hit with his own medicine.
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u racist bitch fuck u and ur life. (kill urself). tell yo momma i’ll be over later to wax that ass. adn ur daddy a bitch. if you have a sister then tell her that she can join the sex fest later on tonight!! Save the niggers kill the white folks!!! ahhh hahaha
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lmao dude more power 2 ya.. fuckin give me a shout next trip we’ll GIT R DONE
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why do white people wear sheets on thier head? cause they are scared to look at that monster on thier face
I hate all yall racist motherf******
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can we rip on another race for a bit? im Armenian, we were subject to genocide at one point, im sure there is still some resentment about that. how bout it folks? lets put the white and black debate aside for a minute and talk shit about an even less represented minority
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This just prooved you cant make a funny or true joke about white people (woo!)
The only funny one was 17 because it was true but it was a compliment. Black jokes are funny because they make sense such as…
What do black lesbians eat? Coco Muffs
What would Martin Luther King Jr be if he was white? Alive
What was missing from the Million Man March? An Auctioneer
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…this is y i h8 white pl.U r y i h8 white ppl.
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LOOLLOLOOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! white people suck lol
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rotflmfao KEEP IT UP
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Triple nigger ditch diggers. Go make a crown vic look like a clown car you Fuckin’ Jiggaboos.
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Another racist white person acting all butt hurt when he’s hit with his own medicine.
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Yo mama sucked and fucked my dick and then went outside and fucked the neighborhood stray dog and you popped ouT!! YOU PIECE OF WHITE TRASH SHIT DOODOO POOP HURL OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT!! THAT’S WHY MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDADDY WOOPED YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDADDY!!!
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lmao dude.. seriously.. u niggers dont know who ur dads are.. The only proof u have of what one of your dads could possibly look like is on the movie ROOTS.. and as u can see if u steal a VCR and a TV.. the outcome for ur great great great jigaboo mother fuckin long lost daddy was not so good i think he was the one that got thrown off the boat and the sharks ate him.. fuckin tar babies nowadays are cooked
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The only reason you know who your dad is is because he was already your blood relative get a life and stop lookin at aunt Mary like that she already spoken for Grampa told you along time ago she was his as soon as your uncle can get her potty trained. Redneck. Oh hey can I borrow the pick up truck and a six pack I got a hot date with your mom tomorrow don’t worry she is still in love with you and will save some energy for you but can you ask her to put in her good teeth this time. You amuse me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh amuse means to make me happy and want to laugh sorry for using big words again I keep forgetting you didn’t make it to the fifth grade. I luv talkin to you man you make all the people at my job laugh thanx
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u shud like…die?
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