Here’s some funny white people jokes, was quite hard to find these jokes about white people and interestingly some are asking for funny white jokes on forums and places like Yahoo answers only to be called racists and that they shouldn’t be asking for this type of racist jokes!
In comparison there are dedicated sites to black jokes and not seen any complaints on those sites I collected black jokes from (update: getting plenty of complaints at the pages I added Black Jokes to now!).
Also some of these racist white jokes are rehashed black jokes so if you know some really good white jokes PLEASE post it in the comments below.
If you are a white person (AKA a Caucasian honky cracker) reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn niggers, there’s a place to do this at Black Jokes where you will find some more poorly written racist jokes with lots of comments.
Racist White Jokes
Racist White Joke 1
Why can’t white men jump?
They were too busy making racist jokes.
Racist White Joke 2
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.
Racist White Joke 3
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Racist White Joke 4
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
They’re both stuck up cunts.
Racist White Joke 5
What do you call a white man in court?
Racist White Joke 6
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
“I forgive you”
White People Jokes
White People Jokes 1
You know what sucks about being white?
Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia… I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
White People Jokes 2
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
White People Jokes 3
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
White People Jokes 4
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
White People Jokes 5
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.
White Boy Jokes
White Boy Jokes 1
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful?
A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
White Boy Jokes 2
How do white guys satisfy their wives?
They hire a pool boy.
White Boy Jokes 3
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
He walked in and payed for it.
White Boy Jokes 4
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour.
He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me!
I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said!”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
White Racist Jokes
White Racist Jokes 1
What do you call a white cop?
White Racist Jokes 2
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”
White Racist Jokes 3
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
White Racist Jokes 4
What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
Jokes About White People
Jokes About White People 1
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?
File a lawsuit.
Jokes About White People 2
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
Jokes About White People 3
What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?
A Maryland championship.
Jokes About White People 4
Why can’t white people play chess?
Because they’ve been taught that all white pieces are kings.
Jokes About White People 5
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
Racist Cracker Jokes
Racist Cracker Jokes 1
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line.
Racist Cracker Jokes 2
What do you call a white person playing with gasoline?
A fire cracker.
Racist Cracker Jokes 3
what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist Cracker Jokes 4
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
White People Joke
White People Joke 1
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
White People Joke 2
White people think T-shirts are underwear.
White People Joke 3
Why did white people own slaves?
They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
White People Joke 4
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.
White People Joke 5
Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
White Racist Jokes
White Racist Joke 1
What’s white and twelve inches long?
White Racist Joke 2
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
White Racist Joke 3
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
White Racist Joke 4
What did the white man do before his blood test?
White Racist Joke 5
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both black people with white faces.
White Girl Jokes
White Girl Jokes 1
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw
White Girl Jokes 2
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl’s ass!
White Girl Jokes 3
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
White Joke 1
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
“Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
White Joke 2
What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
White Joke 3
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions?
He writes a letter.
White Joke 4
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
White Joke 5
What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch?
The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
White Joke 6
How did the white mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son’s cock tasted funny.
White Joke 7
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
White Joke 8
Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
White Joke 9
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
White Joke 10
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says: “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”
I’ve created a new page on another site called Racist White Jokes that I hope will be used for posting new white jokes via the comments rather than slagging each other off as has occurred in the comments below!
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