Here’s some funny white jokes, was quite hard to find these and interestingly people are asking for funny white jokes on forums and places like Yahoo answers only to be called racists and that they shouldn’t be asking for this type of racist jokes!
In comparison there are dedicated sites to black jokes and not seen any complaints on those sites I collected black jokes from (update: getting plenty of complaints at the pages I added Black Jokes to though!).
Also some of these are rehashed black jokes so if you know some really good white jokes PLEASE post it in the comments below.
If you are a white person (AKA a honkey/cracker) reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn niggers, there’s a place to do this at Black Jokes where you will find some more poorly written racist jokes with lots of comments.
Back to the racist white jokes…
White Joke 01
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
White Joke 02
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
White Joke 03
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months
White Joke 04
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw
White Joke 05
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
White Joke 06
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
White Joke 07
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
White Joke 08
What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied.
White Joke 09
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
White Joke 10
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.
White Joke 11
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers
White Joke 12
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
White Joke 13
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
White Joke 15
What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship.
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What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.
White Joke 17
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
White Joke 18
What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
White Joke 19
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.
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What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
White Joke 21
What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
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What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
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what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
White Joke 24
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
White Joke 25
What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
White Joke 26
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions? He writes a letter.
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What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”
White Joke 28
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They’re both stuck up cunts.
White Joke 29
What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
White Joke 30
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
White Joke 31
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
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What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
White Joke 33
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
White Joke 34
What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
White Joke 35
White people think T-shirts are underwear.
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Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
White Joke 37
Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
White Joke 38
Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
White Joke 39
Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.
White Joke 40
Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
White Joke 41
You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
White Joke 42
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
White Joke 43
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
White Joke 44
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says: “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”
White Joke 45
What’s white and twelve inches long? Nothing!
More Racist Jokes including over 1,000 very funny Redneck Jokes.
I’ve created a new page on another site called Racist White Jokes that I hope will be used for posting new white jokes via the comments rather than slagging each other off as has occurred in the comments below!
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781 responses to White Jokes
why are white jokes never funny
because the black people come up wit the shit
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fuck all white people……….. lets go hang them on a tree anyway we can if we want 2
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if black people offend you honky ass cracker looking muthafuckers then why are y’all so fucking terrified of us you mark ass bitches BLACK POWER BITCHES IF Y’ALL WANT TO FIND ME I GO TO METZGER MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I A’INT AFRAID OF NONE OF Y’ALL FUCK ASS HONKY ASS REDNECK ASS KKK BITCH ASS PUSSY ASS WANNA B’S
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WORLD PEACE,THATS WHY OBAMA IS HERE.
SO EVERYONE COULD BE TREATED EQUAL,JUST BECAUSE HE IS BLACK DOESN’T MEAN THAT HE IS GOING TO HATE ON THE WHITE PEOPLE.
COME ON GUYS,GROW UP!
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this is gay i have white freind mexican freinds black freinds and yes ive none rascist people and yes i ve kicked ass for that but i still dnt hate thes rasce you guys are all my brothers from another mother jeje peace guys please thnks
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to the 6th one thats damn straight thats all niggers are good for are doing work even though one in a million actually work…and to all of you NIGGERS who say we have a black president hes only half nigger and he wouldnt even be here if it wasnt for our great race of WHITE Americans!
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Dude, they’re just jokes. Dont start a democracy about it. If someone calls you a racist word just kick his ass and call him a disgrace to the human race.
…Then kick his ball sack and put a rabid dog on his face
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Pepper, yur beingg hella racistt. so why dont yu do us a favor and SHUSH
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Eventually, you little crackers and bigots, you will realize that BLACK people are NOT “niggers”, that we live in the eefffin 21st effin century, and that we are referred to as BLACK or AFRICAN AMERICANS. iff yu cant get that straight then you dont even deserve yur ugg ass mouth, or the right to even leave a comment. Oh and for those of yu who keep on posting black jokes on this pagee, wise up and start posting them on the black jokes page, ya knoe, so other crackers like yurself can laugh at the way yu treat people who are justt as good as yu. its pitiful that yu can call us “niggers” and black sh*t, but yu cant even handle the few jokes dedicated to yur skin color. WISE UP ! we havee a black president.. who is AFRICAN AMERICAN.. so at the veryy least yu hateful people, learn hot to NOT call us niggers. THIS IS NOT THE 50′S HOE
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haha crackers are so retarded!! no wonder they cant build there own homes!;]
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Why are white people losing their jobs to blacks and mexicans..
Because their lazy asses are too busy thinking of black jokes…
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2 I HATE NIGGERS yall all need to calm down. all yall nigga haters. forget yall. PEATREACE i applaud u. what is all yall nigga hatin bitches purpose of even being racist? yall act like u dnt have no type of home trainin. tryna make black folk look bad….knowin dam well my folk taught u betta than that. GENOCIDE…my ass bitch. guranteed u roll up on some black folks talkin bout genocide u will get yo ass fucked up. I HATE NIGGERS i dare u to go to LA, Oakland, Georgia, NY, anywhere wit some black folks around nd talk about killin black ppl…i dare u. they gone show u…black folks made u i knw u cain cook yo mama prolly cain eitha..na not prolly, its definitely. dats y u on da computer u was lookin for recipes huh? help yo moms out a lil bit? she was makin the food she was taught to cook…by black people. bottom line, black folks made u.
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YES!!! They are jokes..MEANT to entertain, not to offend you narrow minded people! And as for the racists out there, especially you, I hate N, you will burn for all eternity. Who are we to judge somebody simply by the color of their skin??? Oh and for all you who think white women aren’t freaks in the sheets…sounds like a personal problem.
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Black white mexican jokes fuck you the shit is funny. Laugh the shit is funny. Simple bitches.
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WOW….Dont take shit so personal, they are fucking jokes…..Nigger is in the dictionary as ignorance, so I guess you hate urself as well. “I hate Niggers”, were you abused as a child? Did you go to jail and have a big black nigga strip u of your butthole??? You have some serious issues. You can call niggers from the computer but I bet you wont run up on a nigga face to face and call him one you fucking coward.
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Why do black people love bowlin? Because they take the black ball and hit the white pins with the rednecks!
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I’m green and from a diffrent planet. I hate whites, blacks, browns, yellows, and obamas. You all should die we can have your little ball of rock. You don’t need it anymore. We’ll just wait for you all to kill yourselfs. I’m a human racist. I hate you all
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Fuck you whiteies im ashamed of my white side cause white people are fags especially racist ones and the person whose name is i hate niggers fuck you
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NO I’M JUST KIDDING BUT I’M REALLY NOT RACIST
THAT WHOLE TURNER BROWN THING MADE ME LAUGH
BUT….
SO DID THE PUBES FOR HAIR THING
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I’M NOT RACIST BUT….
IT WAS A SHAME WHEN THE BUS FULL OF BLACKS DROVE OFF A CLIFF.
THERE WERE THREE EMPTY SEATS.
WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO FAST.
ALL THE SLOW ONES ARE IN JAIL.
OK JUST TO PROVE I’M NOT RACIST
I CAN ONLY SAY ONE THING
I’M OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!
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Deerlocks I created this white jokes page (grabbed a bunch of jokes from other places) and I’m not a racist, have no problem with any race or religious group for that matter that respects my rights to live the way I want to live (which is within the laws of the country I live in).
I was born and live in the UK and this country is about as tolerant as you get for a multiracial society, we (we being the majority of those living in the UK) tolerate all sorts of things that’s foreign to us.
For example there’s been the 9/11 attacks on the US and the attacks on the London transport system by Muslim extremists, yet in the UK there’s not grass roots racism towards ALL Muslims.
Yes there will always be those that see an atrocity like the above terrorist attacks as representative of a particular race/religion and will to some degree act on their misunderstanding, but there are far more people that understand it’s the minority that think and behave that way. It would be like the English believing ALL the Irish are IRA terrorists, where again it was a minority who supported the terrorist acts.
So I have to disagree, we don’t all hate all the other races. And as a side note I’m an atheist who studied genetics at University (so believe in the theory of Evolution) and believe we ALL evolved from an ape like species on the African continent. So I don’t think God scattered us about the planet to keep us apart to avoid racism.
Black people are dark skinned because of their environment, they evolved where there was a lot of UV damage from the Sun and so needed more melamine in their skin to protect their DNA from UV damage (skin cancers). Parts of the world where there is much less Sun means there’s no evolutionary advantage to having dark skin and I believe an advantage to having lighter skin, for example the Sun helps us create a lot of vitamin D, less UV you absorb less vitamin D you absorb which is bad for your bones. So when black people moved across the globe from Africa tens of thousands of years ago the ones that settled in Europe for example lost their dark skin and any features those early settlers had at the time tended to become the norm.
Evolution in action.
We are all human.
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It all comes down to one thing. We hate each other all the races that’s why God scattered the different groups of people to keep us seperate. I think we all agree the best thing we can do is tolerate each other and keep to our own kind.
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I JUST GOT WET I SMELL LIKE PUPPIES!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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WHO AM I?
I SLEPT WIT MY BOYFRIEND,HIS UNCLE, HIS DAD, OH YEA AND MY COUSIN.
WHO AM I? (LET ME SEE)
A HONKY!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU WHITE PEOPLE NOT SATISFIED WITH FLAT ASSES OR LITTLE DICKS SO TAKE THAT
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TO “I HATE NIGGERS” UR THE ONLY WHITE SPICK THAT THINKS LIKE THAT U FUCKING GAY BITCH SO STOP WITH THE I HATE NIGGER SHIT OR ILL FIND OUT AND ILL FUC U U U LITTLE FAG
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Q: HOW MANY WHITE WOMEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
A: NONE WHITE WOMEN CANT SCREW.
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OK “i hate niggers” u probably are around the age of 45-60 and u were a bully when u were a kid and u cant feel good about your self unless u make fun of other races i kinda fell bad 4 u sice u probabl never grew up with a black kid in your life and enough with tryin to scare ppl with your racist comments i hope that one day YOUR BITCH ASS WILL COME TO YOUR SENCES AND QUIT TRYIN TO BE COOL its not cool and i dare u to come and find me I DARE U to come to the A block in compton and see what happens to u and say the shit that u been sayin to a black mans face so quit talkin shit aginst my ppl. P.S YOUR MAKIN YOUR RACE LOOK BAD COMPTON CRIPS PART 1-6 YOUTUBE WATCH IT MR.”I HATE NIGGERS” TO SEE WERE IM FROM
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TO THE PERSON I HATE NIGGERS
YOUR REALLY NEED TO CALM THE HELL DOWN.. FOR REAL YOU CALL US MONKEYS TEN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM ? HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY WHITE PEOPLE GET SO OLD SO FAST OR WHY THEY HAD SO MUCH DISEASES CUZ YOUR THE REAL PIECE OF SHIT. ONLY WHITE PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY ARE SO BETTER THAN EVERYONE WHEN IN REALITY THEY ENVY US BLACKS THEY WERE AFRAID THAT WE’D KICK THEIR ASSES SO THE ENSLAVED US…. ONLY WHITE PEOPLE START WARS AND NATIONAL FIGHTS. SO IF THERE IS SOMETHING THAT YU HAVE THAT WE DONT … I’D LOVE TO FUCKING HEAR IT..CUZ NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ..WE ALL CAME FROM MONKEYS.,. FAG UPS TO ICPX4xLIFE!!
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what do pigs and crkrz have in common ….there both pink……why do crkrz go pink in the sun couse there gay
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Hahaha. It seems that some niggers are getting a little cranky. Niggers are not made for the internet. Some of you niggers need a banana to go calm yourself down. Lower your blood a little bit. Swing on a vine to relieve stress. It might be hard for you to accept it, but I will see personaly that all niggers will be wiped from this Earth. Don’t try to resist, I will find you. So please make it easier on yourself. Don’t run, it’s inevitable that I will get you. I can find all sorts of uses for you. I can make a pelt out of your black ass, or put you on display at a museum. I can find many uses for you niggers. And for all of you on the “Great Hunt”, nigger babies are worth 120 points. You have to present them to me in order for it to count. I Hate Niggers. White Power
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White people can go suck their mom’s dicks, like they have been doing their whole lives.
Hey “nigger hater” and “white power” you honkeys have problems. It was your fucking ancestors that brought African-Americans to the US. Your stupid asses went all the way to Africa to mess up another culture, and then you sit here and complain about it. Go back in your goddamn trailer and fuck your sisters. You think black people are crazy, you guys are the fucking cannibals. You know what, I wish you guys passed me on the street, because you wouldn’t say shit to me. You guys are an ignorant race. I’m glad that the only place that you all feel “tough” is on this comment page. Barack Obama is in the White House, fixing what you all fucked up. You want to kill someone because of the color of their skin, you don’t know us. You all are not strong enough to be black. We are so popular that we are born with haters. But, we are strong enough to overcome that. Racist white people. And “I hate niggers”, you are so stupid. You think that by sending black people to Africa, you are putting them back where they belong. Whites were wrong in the first place! They took the American land from the Native Americans. Then they went to another continent and enslaved people that were minding their own business. Killing black people won’t do a damn thing for you. “White Power”, have you ever used your fucking brain to figure you why Black American might not be that educated. Think about…take a second or a day. How ever long it takes you to realize that it was white people that took African-Americans from their rightful homes in Africa to America and deprived them of higher learning. You stupid ass. It was your fucking ancestors that tried their best to make Black people look stupid. Obviously you didn’t succeed, because as you should now know, Barack Obama is the President of the United States of America. Also. to “I hate niggers”, you referred to Hitler, who was a man during a time when white people were killing other whites people. So shut the fuck up dumb ass. I love how you care so much about black people to keep coming back to this site and talking about us. One day you’ll see me way ahead of your ass, way more successful than you, but you won’t even know it, because you will be too far behind.
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What do you call a honkey farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
LMAO
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Douglas must be a house nigger…
in all seriousness, he has a valid point. we’re all too busy killing each other than to get together and actually achieve something useful in this fucked up world or even off this world.
why do you think there’s so many corner liquor stores, not just in black communities, but also white communities? it’s easier to control a sedated nation of people than it is to control individuals who are able to think for themselves.
how did obama put it about us pennsylvanian’s? penssylvanian’s are angry people who cling to their guns and religion.
i’m angry, not for the reasons he’s thinking though and yes, i do cling to my weapons and religion.
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“I love blacks,,,,I think every white person should own at least one.”
You niggers are dam dumb. Don’t say to the Police when you’re stopped that you were stopped because you are black. You nigs get stopped so much because you’re so stupid. Super loud crap rap music, dark tint, pimped junk rides, switched tags, always drugs, man, just stupid like you are asking for it. Hey, I used to dish it out mainly because of sheer ignorance of the monkey people. I couldn’t put enough of your “f”ing dumb butts in jail. And they all live in crapholes worse than dogs. “African American” you are either an african or American. I am a White American but I don’t have to announce it to everyone. To “I Hate Niggers”, don’t capitalize it. That gives them credit. Keep on Truckin.
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hey “nigger hater” i hope that u understand what u are u are a human and for u to say something like that about a race…. i hope u know that ur racsiest….. pluse like some one already said these jokes are for a good laughing but u have to mess that up by making rude and discusting comments about a certain race….. let me tell u some thing i am a 16 year old african american and i am pissed off with ur remark soo fuck u, excuse me for my language but some of us want peace on this earth… and people like u are really not good ur like posin, or the snake that tricked adam and eve… ur evil…. well for all those who love jokes i do too but please dont be like this guy and go over bord with it… pleace.
love petreace
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what do you call a white bitch that fucked a nigger TAINTED
these jokes are more offensive against the niggers that wrote them
hey guess what ive got a nigger in my family tree….. hes still hangin there
what do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic someone too lazy to steal
how do you stop a nigger from drowning… you dont
what do you call 300 niggers at the bottom of the ocean … A GOOD START
and to all of you nigger loving whitefolks the government had to lower the mentaly retard iq from 80 to 70 cause niggers are so dumb they kept getting below 80 and had to go to special ed classes and not only that nigges make up 21% of the usa and on average make up 50 percent of the rape theft murder and drug dealing
so fuck you dumb niggers one day we will have the pleasure of hanging you like we did in the good old days
one more nigger joke
why are monkeys always frowning…. because they know in 1 million years they will be niggers
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Fuc all of you stipid bitches its all about brown pride assholes
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Q:Why do black ppl only have nightmares not dreams?
A:because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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Hahaha. I see my influence has spread to all. Niggers. You can live without them. I will not stop untill the whole white population has succumbed to putting niggers back were they belong. (Africa) But. Why stop there? I will make all of the niggers turn on other niggers. It will be like watching two niggers fight over a banana. I will make sure there will be no niggers left on this Earth. Even if I have to rape, pillege, and utterly destroy your whole race. I will be the next genocide. Hitler will have nothing compared to what I will do to all niggers. To get a good start, every nigger over 18 are worth 20 points. Niggers under the age of 7 are worth 25 points. And niggers over 60 are worth 5 points. Make sure your not ostentatious about it. Kill in secret. Kill with pride. I hate niggers. White power
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AND ANOTHER THING KKK BASTARD… GO PUT A SHEET ON YOUR HEAD AND SUFFICATE IN IT (:
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HAHAHAH (:
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were not racist at all we just think these jokes are funny!
Q: what did god say when he made the 10,000 black person?
A: FUCK i give up :/
Q:What do you call ten black people at the bottem of a pool?
A:A good start!
Q:How do you get black childeren from jumping on the bed?
A:Put velcrow on the celing.
Q:how do you keep a black person from drownding?
A:take your foot off his head!
Q:Why did god give black guys big dicks?
A:he felt sorry for putting pubes on there heads!
AND KKK BITCHH, GO SHOVE YOUR JOKES UP YOUR ASS AND DIE… BLACK PEOPLE ARE EQUAL TO WHITES EXCEPT YOU YOUR LOWER THAN THEM BITCH! YOU MADE BLACK PEOPLE PICK COTTON BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEAK BASTARD, WHAT KIND OF MANN/WOMEN CANT DO THAT IF THEY WANT IT DONE? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO IT MOTHER FUCKER! BYE BITCHH. MORE LIKE DIE BITCH.
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What did god say when he made the 2nd black guy?
shit i burnt another one!!!
these jokes sucked half of them are what white people really do dumbshits suck it up black people cant make jokes now go back and pick ur cotton
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you do know that the biggest cock was on a white man named john holmes idiots. and our new president is half white! cause his father the black man left his mother what else is new. all you people do is bitch and bitch we didnt have so good either assholes were not rich we didnt owen slaves scumbags we freed them if its so bad go back to africa and live there where it is so perfect see how many rappers there are there fuck off!
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No matter what all of you say, I still hate niggers. What’s the difference between a nigger and a bench? A bench can support a whole family. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. I’m begging you, please. Go back to the jungle, swing on your vines, and take your aids with you. That’s all everyone wants you to do. Also if you could? Take back your nigger music and nigger shows. Niggers, I hate them. White Power.
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damn people stop being so rasis!!!
obviously that who wrote these jokes cant deal with a problem that white people are more richer n there on the top, but still white people r not rasist to black ppl, why would they give their country to a black man?/?
so apresiate that!!!!
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BUT DESE JOKER WHERE PRETTY FUNI
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I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH BLACKS OR WHITES OR MEXICANS OR ANY1 ELSE JUST RACIST BICHES
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not bad not bad at all and you da bitch who hates african americans gut off ur dads dick shut the fuk up and and stop hatin u HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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These Jokes Are NOT Funny They Are All A Pile Of Nigger Hateing Shit
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ok really, what is up with this chat thing? i mean seriously? WHITE POWER? BLACK POWER?
im biracial(moms black, dad’s white)and i love and respect both sides of my family and of both races as well. Being an African-American is a very respectable thing and having a black president is truly a HUGE advancement, but what good is a black president fo r change if we dont represent in a respectable way. And slamming the Caucasian(white) race back is not even CLOSE to respectable, civil, or mature.
Now, the SAME goes for Caucasians. its a strong and powerful race, but as history will show, if any being or group of beings get too powerful, then they lose theirselves and desicrete(crap/shit) on their own race. And everyone loses respect for them. Also, in response to ‘i hate niggers’, the proper term is African-American, and calling another race a distasteful name just brings shame to your own race. Do you REALLY think that other white americans feel ANY sort of respect for you because you picked on another races over the internet? its distasteful, disgusting, and rude. NO one thinks of you in any kind of good way when they see how you act.
I love and respect all races. they ALL have their flaws but NO ONE needs to excentuate(bring out) them. if any one disagrees with me….email me, id love to discuss anything further with anyone.
ling_ling0804@hotmail.com
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#4 was aight but it should be: “How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? Depends, white girls can only screw black lights.”
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I honestly have never understood racism. I am from Alabama and I know plenty of respectable white and black people. I mean for God’s sake, I live in a small town and there is hardly any racism at all. Just a few white morons stuck in 1860 and a few black guys who think they don’t get their way becasue they are black. One of my best friends is black and he makes black jokes. Why can’t we all just get along… btw it doesn’t matter who you voted for or wanted in Obama is in, and as much as it makes people mad, why don’t you just write a letter of complaint
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I am a white girl and I actually thought some of the jokes were funny. I can’t get all offensive because of the small amount of white jokes when there are a shit load of black jokes and nobody puts complaining comments on those! Oh and anyone who’s not black in any way and is not part of a black family that calls black people niggers can go to hell!
Some of my best friends are black and I prefer to hang out with them then white girls who are usualy full of shit!
Oh and to all of you haters of Obama you can go to hell too! Maybe some of you white racists should be forced to pick some freakin cotton!
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god damn people hold the fuck on
this is like a chatroom on crack, there just jokes
But All i really Have to say Is
BLACK POWER!!!!!!
AND By the Way
The guy by the name of I Hate Niggers
needs to shut the fuck up
because its 2009
and black people stopped picking cotton A long ass time ago
PEACE!!!!
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the funniest thing is not the jokes…its the comments condeming the jokes…cos most of the ppl commenting r white…
ill admit some r shit…and some r classic..dam white ppl
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yall just plain stupid…….. racist…i dont get it im white and proud and have a loving family
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Yo fucked up man. U rape yo grandma and stuff her in a bag on christmas.
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you can’t make white jokes, they just aint funny becase we are just to good. all you niggers need to get that strait and get back in your place. Us so called crackes should crack the whip and show the niggers who are in charge. all you niggers say that the system is unjust and thats why all your “brothers” are in jail but the reson is they either shot someone or stole somthing and you can’t pull the race card whenever somthing doesnt go your way. TO: Molly & Khadra, fuck you, you have no clue about life and if you did then you would agree with me. Don’t get me wrong i don’t dislike all black people i even hate wiggers!! you niggers need to act like a normal humman and stop monkeying around and take care of you responsibilities, and for the ones who are good for you and keep it up.
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What does a jew and a pizza have in common?
THEY BOTH BELONG IN THE OVEN
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Okay, this is rediculious..
I find these white jokes funny..
But seriously. Im white and I love black men but not just black men but all races…
Fuck all ya haters. Khadra is ma girl and she black and i love her to death (she likes black men too) and ill do anything to make that girl happy..
We understand you Douglas…
Peace..
One word OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!
Even though we live in Australia
Fuck you racist dick head who is name is “I hate niggers”… You deff got problems go kill ya self!!!!!
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Just to say a piece…. First off, learn how to take a joke, reguardless of race, that shit is funny. Secondly One word “obama” Doing a poor job so far. Perhaps if we would take our head out of our ass and vote on ability rather than skin color, something good may happen. People are actually dumb enough to call the guy black in the first place. What is his nationality ? please refresh my memory. I am not racist, I truely see good in all people. The biggest problem in this country is people taking offense to everything. Everyone needs to grow up. Get over it and keep the past where it is, and yes, yesterday is the past keep it behind you as well.
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This is the very reason why God is going to destroy this place satan has a stronghold on the minds and hearts of all the racists individuals on this site how can you have some much hatred for someone who hasn’t harmed you in any way the bible says love thy neighbor God bless the people on this site bringing peace to this situation. After i submit this response I’ll pray that God touches the hearts of the LOST so that you may be redeemed for the second coming of Christ I don’t know how I made it to this site But thank God I did.
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This is the very reason why God is going to destroy this place satan has a stronghold on the minds and hearts of all the racists individuals on this site how can you have some much hatred for someone who hasn’t harmed you in any way the bible says love thy neighbor God bless the people on this site bringing peace to this situation. After i submit this response I’ll pray that God touches the hearts of the LOST so that you may be redeemed for the second coming of Christ I don’t know how I made it to this site But thank God I did. Love to all!
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Yea? Well…. I still hate niggers.
Have you ever seen a nigger on Jetsons? No? It looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Hey niggers….go back to your cotton picking and make me a damn sandwich. You know why we we are called crackers? Or crackas to niggafy it. It’s because the whip we used to beat you with made a cracking sound everytime we hit your black ass. So go back to the jungle, swing on your vines, and take your aids with you.
I hate niggers. WHITE POWER!!!
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Yo u are mad disrepectful…….saying u hate niggers and ill have u knoe that we BLACKS contributed as much as the white people…….u may have owned the black then but guess what that is NEVER and yes I said it NEVER going to be the same again……oh and um whoever made thoes jokes this is suppose to be white jokes so why is there black mentioned in it……I guess that shows that black are mad important and if u ever have anymore black racist comments how bout instead of doing that u go drop urself in a well or just go and see a doctor cuz u obviously have problems and u need to get tat fixed before you go out into the world and get wat u been asking for. Thank you very much…….oh and um I got a rittle for all u black haters….. why is toilet paper white. Thank u very much and to. “I hate niggers” y don’t u just rott in hell or just kill urself cuz I don’t even think that u can ever survive in this world cuz there are blacks every where and there is absolutly nothing u can really do about it cuz we here and u just gunna have to deal with it u stupid piece of fuck. Now I’m done.
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ok here is one 2 all ppl racist to black ppl
u see go grab a piece of black white piece of paper now type a story on it..now look dat piece of paper wuld b nothing without those black word..so u can suck on tht
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i hate niggers is retarted i bet he wont go to the ghetto and say that shit
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you kno he wont cuz hes pussy, i bet u ask any racist white person to come down here and say shit in ur face cuz were tawqin shit ova da internet, itz either naw ive been to dat nigger city b4 or watever excuse they throw at you. he is a fuckin pussy and should get hiz small dick out of his Dixie truck muffler
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man you are an ignorant inbreed “i hate niggers”.jesus give us a break i’m half black half philipeno man. really your racism is not required. its not funny. it doesnt hurt anyone. you should stop man really
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Fuck white people lol….they are dumb as hell ….who has 30 billion dollars and sniffs coke (white girl) hahaha I find it funny when white people say nigga or nigger cuz if they say it 2 u you notice they’re 300 ft away from a black guy. I seen the funniest thing ever a white guy I knew went to skool wit me was talking bout how he hates ghetto people(blacks) n said niggaz get on my nerv….he said thatz the last thing he remebered and ended up in hospital. Hahah white people…you guyz are dumb as hell and don’t relize it haha…..thatz the dumbiest color ever white….thatz sperm color hahaha itz like they bath I’m skeet. Not all white people are dumb….juss southerners. They shuld kno better than bringing there white girl around us cuz whatz black n 12 in plenty hahaha white people are funny what the hell is white power hahaha sounds like whote powder. We fuck your women since like the 1700s little amy dads a slave owner every night at 12 sneaked to tyree room and fucked all night….hahah we stole eminem. Hahaha he now fuck black chicks. He’s apart of the black panther commity. Haha I’m really laughing cuz white people are funny. Nigger. Black people r so much better…cum on we created rock musc….n hip hop….n jazz…n pop….n all dat shit. But I hate white guyz thatz racist n love white girls but not as much as I love black girls…..see tomorrow imma fuck a white girl then fuck a black girl chocholate n vanilla ahhh what a day tomorrow is gonna be….n the white guy is cranking dat five finger movement hahaha in da shit n white people are juss tissue rolls BLACK POWER FUCK WHITES(Except 4 Da wiggers n da cool white guys)
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I’m Mexican n black so I get it harder I think white ppl have nothing better to do, that’s y they hate everybody so muchh excepet for white ppl. I’m not trying to make the problem worst but wats so good about white ppl anybody really nothing everybody has problems n issues I just don’t get it……. What did black ppl do to white ppl to make them that mad at us?? Don’t answer my question if u don’t know what the fuck u talking about (((((
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you need to stop been races to black people yeah we made some mistakes that don’t mean you talk down on black people and its not black power or white power but it is American power who fights for our country and keep us safe from dumb people who try to bring trouble into the world instead y’all fight about col-or y’all need to be worrying about your life and how would you live it so y’all need to help each other out and stop been races.
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wow you pathetic loser.
your really stupid.
First of all your going to hell, and the fucking devil is going to whip your ass, hard.
because he probably thinks your a douche too.
and I’ll be there to fucking haunt you. Hell im gonna haunt you know, I’m gonna be watching you, eat, sleep, talk, breathe, EVERYTHING.
your mine you racist asshole.
I know where you are baby, embrace it
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For all the racist TWO WORD OBAMA YALL CONTROL THAT!
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OBAMA YALL CONTROL THAT is 4 words. Sounds like somebody should’ve stayed in school. Or maybe you just went to the wrong one, or maybe your just black….anyways go Obama
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Dude…everything on ere is jus sad.
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chill everybody
these are just jokes to make people laugh
i didnt think some of the jokes made sense
but a couple of them were hiliarious.
’specially the Turner Brown one
im black and proud
and i can laugh at black jokes
i think if you cant laugh at your race
you cant laugh at any of them.
and jess=skater
im sure you have a nice figure
just by the way
“LOVE ALL, TRUST FEW, HATE NONE”
-William Shakespeare.
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these jokes suck. Bringing back the past with the black slavery im the light bulb joke wasn’t even funny. Also, that cotton picking remark was disrespectful. These are more like dumb blonfd jokes. I’m white, and these aren’t even making any sense. You’re not really making fun of our race, just saying we’re stupid.
P.S. I have a nice ass, not only black chicks got em’
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ohh wordd .. das wassup shawty
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What the fuck?! You a racicist ass white boy. Fuck you man.
BLACK POWER!!!!
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Why are NIGGERS so good at basketball? Because all you have to do is RUN….SHOOT….and STEAL.
Whats does a nigger and a soda machine have in common? They both don’t work and always take your money.
What do you call an 80 year old nigger? Antique farm equipment.
There you go you little niggers. Enjoy the white power.
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Fuck your racist ass.
PS – I’m white and I don’t need to hear stupid shit like white power or black power.
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cool i feel the same way
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ur a dumb shit
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I am so glad I’m a 14 year old girl, and I have more knowledge, understanding, and sense than you do. You obviously had an incident as a child, and you blame it on a black person. So therefore, being the ignorant and stupid person you are; you judge the race and not the individual.
I don’t know why you think whites are so surperior, because they aren’t- they’re as equal to blacks, and all other races of the world. Maybe if you weren’t such a skinhead I’m sure you’d understand, but your too busy boasting about how “stupid” blacks are. Like get a life, wake up and smell the coffee! It’s 2009, and slavery’s been abolished since what- the 1800s?
Well there ya go, you’re schooled. So how many more lessons do you wanna learn?
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the internet is no place for little girls. you cant say anything about racism the reason your on this site is becaus u looked up black jokes hun dont even deny it. So little girl do not try to sound like some little angel because ur in the same boat we are hulooking on the internet for black jokes. you hypocritical whore. bitch
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This is a general jokes website, not a racist jokes website, that means she could have found the site via a search like “Yo Mama So Fat Jokes” or even a non joke search: I make a living as a search engine optimization consultant and I’m damn good at getting traffic to sites (2,500 unique visitors a day to this site). Had a couple of visitors looking for “python snakes” and a couple of other visitors searched “mottos for work” for example!
So don’t assume everyone on this site was actively looking for racist jokes, some will have come in through the non-racist jokes pages, so not surprising some visitors like Alexa will post comments like the one above.
BTW nice comment Alexa. It’s sad to see such out right racism from people like “I Hate Niggers”! I originally planned to moderate the comments far more, but the racism/hate is going both ways and it’s difficult not to over moderate. So letting most comments through and letting readers like Alexa indicate what they think of the out right racism.
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y the fuck r u so racist man? white power? there is no white power. u act like we dont have the same blood color as you do. red. and people are wondering why america is the shithole that it is. go FUCK yourself
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What tha fuck u mean u hate black ppl
i have black in my family n im a latina
i think that all this talkin bout eachothers color is stupid yall need to go up and
get a life
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Q) Why do they sometimes put cotton in medicine bottles?
A) To remind black people they picked cotton before they dealt drugs
Q) What do you call a nigger without hands?
A) Trustworthy
Q) A Nigger and his girlfriend are in a car. Who’s the driver?
A) The cop
Q) Why don’t black moms let theyre kids play in the sandbox?
A) Theyre afraid the cat might bury them!
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one day… we will all die.
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lol key! that shits so funny!but true theres barely any white people jokes….but i still make fun of em in sports keep it in mind…. sport joke about white people oh and #42 was so funny!#43 its usually my people they do it wit:mexicans
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you know these “racist jokes” just sadness me. i am a black man and i really have not encounterd racism before, like i have never expreienced it. but all these jokes are just adding to the problem that we people have. sure we just elected a black man to be our president for 4 years and thats a milestone for this great country of ours and it proves that America isnt as racist as it was before but racism is unbelieveably stupid. why hate someone that can kill you just as easliy as you could kill them. we all breathe the same way and we are all going to die sometime…so why try to kill of a entire group of ppl(i.e the holocaust) youll eventually see them again. i just wish race wasnt such a fucking big issue with this country. but the main thing that really pisses me off is how black people get offended over a word like “nigger” and how our race is killing each other instead of uniting together like pretty much every other fucking race on this god forsaken planet. and why did our ppl fight so fucking hard for us to have a bright future but the majority of black ppl are uneducated,live in the ghettos, and prove the pepole right when ever they say a sterotype about us. we blacks will never be as united as the whites,mexicans,asains.arabian and others if we dont fucking act up. we keep killing each other and the white people kill us and this is a reason why there are so few black people left. honestly when the white people came and got us blacks from africa we were enslaving our own people. the white man capitalized and got us when we were weak. the strongest ive ever seen black ppl where in the 60’s and 70’s we really tried not to take their shit and our ancestors fought to the grave. but now black ppl are weak AGAIN thats why theres so much drugs and violence and laziness in our comunity. look im proud to be black and i dont care if another race says they are proud to be their ethnicity they have the RIGHT to do that(except when they start talking about racial supperioirty and shit like that)but us blacks need to really wise the fuck up before its too fuckin late. obama should show blacks that we can do anything. IT SHOULD SHOW ANYONE THAT THEY CAN DO ANYTHING but we really need to stop being so fucking retarted. and no im not some fucking UNCLE TOM! im just smart because my mom raised my to be smart and to get an education like she did and her mom did and so on and so on. im only seventeen and its kind of sad how i basically summed up black people on this lil gay ass post but im hoping at least one person can read this and agree and if i do get that one person well i feel that i have accomplished something.
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Hey man,
I’m white. I agree with you. Racism is stupid and never excusable. People are people no matter what skin color. I’m on thi9s site just cuz I know I can laugh at white, black, or latino jokes without ever turning the cheek to anybody no matter what color they are.
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man i agree my mom raised me the same. first i want to thankyou for putting this out there. its unecusable that peopl are like that, and i really wish more people were like you. if they were we really wiuldnt have the problems like you said. but thankyou really for putting this out there.
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I’m not racist, but I hate the niggers who think they’re better than everyone else and these shit gang members who think they’re some cool shit. Along with mexicans and even whites. There’s a lot of good people in every race but it’s the few that mess it up for everyone.
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wow…im a 38 yr old white “person” and i am very thankful that you were able to express yourself like this. americans are so picky about the color they’ll live next door to…but are so laid back about the color that’ll die for them. i can’t reverse what happened all those years ago with the “slaves” and the “+whites” no more than my children will be able to reverse the growing national deficit. we are such a young nation…not even 300 years in the making. but that should be plenty of time for OUR generation to relize we’re in this together regardless of race, religion, sex or abstinence (hehe). all us brothers bleed red. The most perfect human is euroasian-africanamerican. we are simply the cave man to this advanced future species. they’ll look back and point and laugh. hopefully…
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euroasian-africanamerican? what about australia, antartica and south america? besides though i dont hold someones race againt them and i wouldnt want someone to make a big deal about my race but we should also acknowledge that we are different races and that you should embrace your race I love being asian and the culture that comes with it
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So true. I’m black and I think white jokes are just stupid. All racsit jokes aren’t helping anybody, or solving the problem.
I admit it was funny, but it’s not something I would repeat to others, cause that’s not solving the problem. It’s being part of it.
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I TRULY BELEIVE MOST OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
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y y y r u ppl still racist??? grow up we r all HUMAN get over the past it is a different world today we need 2 all love n except eachother.
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i completely agree with douglas you speak hell of alot of sence im glad ders people out there like you and me theres no need for racism but some people are just to ignorant to see that its sad it truly is
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Jessie bitch you was better off giving black guys head you need to obviously go back to school it goes not gose you dumb bitch.
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lol i liked them…
their were some that i didnt get but
the one where it says ‘whats white and 14″ absalutely nothing’ was geniouse haha
i got another one though
what do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
the PGA tour.
lol
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wow u watched guess who,thats the stupedist one i heard… all these jokes are gay ass hell, and all the black jokes are fucking hilarious.. damn blacks are funnier to make fun of because they are funny lookin
lmfaooooo
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u fuckin queer
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those jokes were gay, just gose to show that black people were better off picking cotton
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excuse me, i happen to be black and I was made to do something better than pick cotton fyi I go to Harvard and will be recieving my phd in law next year so keep ur racial comments to yourself!!! and I am destined for greatness:)so what!!!!!!!!!!
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wow man take a fucking job your a douche wow cant people have fun without a blacky making a comment like that god
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Y’all need to find better jokes like you have a small dick that smells so bad that your girl friend use hand lotion just to please her self because yours wasn’t happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!y’all lame fucks.
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wow man take a fucking joke your a douche wow cant people have fun without a blacky making a comment like that god
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everybody knows you’re lying… you might be a janitor.. i think thats a close to the truth as it gets.
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there is so much tension and racism on this website that it isn’t even funny.
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Wow – so black lawyers who are destined for greatness spend their time on racist sites looking up white jokes…interesting.
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Fuck you bitch!! Fucking bitch read your damn history bitch ass hoe .
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What do you call white people on the bench?
The NBA
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you stupid bitch have u ever seen the people in the NBA. most ( 97% ) pf the NBA is black people so learn ur gd damn sports you fucking stupid bitch : l
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yea, thats the point. its saying that the white people sit on the bench…
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lol your a fucking retard haha she said that the white guys were on the bench fucking dumb ass. as in the 97% of black people are playing and the 3% of white guys are on the bench! wow i hate dumb ass white people!
BLACK POWER!
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so u black asshole were did u steal your computer from???
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I have no problem with any other race. I do admit there are people I don’t agree with but, it is the morals of other people that trigger our hate. We recently had a black man come into our family and we were skeptical about him at first but got to know him and now we all realized that color is not the issue. When you hate someone it just causes you to suffer.
Peace and love
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Learn how to read Jamal. It says ON THE BENCH. Meaning that the white players arent as good as the nigs who are on the floor playing. Angel is a funny name for you to have because I heard a joke about black angels. They call them bats
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joke nimber 6 is not funny!! how bout you screw in yo own fucking lightbulb! you lazy son of abitch!! and mickie they was probally crossing the roa to get away from yo ugly ass!
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Damn, these jokes are lame. I’ve heard most before, but I’ve heard #37 with a (slightly) more amusing punchline: Why did the white guy cross the road? To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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those jokes were wack. Whoever came up with them needs to retire
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they need to find better jokes like you have a small dick that smells so bad that your girl friend use hand lotion to please her self.
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