Here’s some funny white jokes, was quite hard to find these and interestingly people are asking for funny white jokes on forums and places like Yahoo answers only to be called racists and that they shouldn’t be asking for this type of racist jokes!
In comparison there are dedicated sites to black jokes and not seen any complaints on those sites I collected black jokes from (update: getting plenty of complaints at the pages I added Black Jokes to though!).
Also some of these are rehashed black jokes so if you know some really good white jokes PLEASE post it in the comments below.
If you are a white person (AKA a honkey/cracker) reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn niggers, there’s a place to do this at Black Jokes where you will find some more poorly written racist jokes with lots of comments.
Back to the racist white jokes…
White Joke 01
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
White Joke 02
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
White Joke 03
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months
White Joke 04
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw
White Joke 05
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
White Joke 06
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
White Joke 07
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
White Joke 08
What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied.
White Joke 09
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
White Joke 10
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.
White Joke 11
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers
White Joke 12
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
White Joke 13
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
White Joke 14
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
White Joke 15
What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship.
White Joke 16
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.
White Joke 17
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
White Joke 18
What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
White Joke 19
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.
White Joke 20
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
White Joke 21
What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
White Joke 22
What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
White Joke 23
what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
White Joke 24
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
White Joke 25
What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
White Joke 26
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions? He writes a letter.
White Joke 27
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”
White Joke 28
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They’re both stuck up cunts.
White Joke 29
What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
White Joke 30
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
White Joke 31
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
White Joke 32
What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
White Joke 33
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
White Joke 34
What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
White Joke 35
White people think T-shirts are underwear.
White Joke 36
Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
White Joke 37
Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
White Joke 38
Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
White Joke 39
Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.
White Joke 40
Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
White Joke 41
You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
White Joke 42
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
White Joke 43
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
White Joke 44
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says: “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”
White Joke 45
What’s white and twelve inches long? Nothing!
More Racist Jokes including over 1,000 very funny Redneck Jokes.
I’ve created a new page on another site called Racist White Jokes that I hope will be used for posting new white jokes via the comments rather than slagging each other off as has occurred in the comments below!
Racism Discussions
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784 responses to White Jokes
Where should I start, at the top bottom or perhaps the middle? I guess it doesn’t much matter. I would like to reply to just about everyones comments in order to make this personal, but I don’t have an infinite amount of time so I will limit myself. Along with that constraint is the one that, not everyone deserves a reply. So for the “some” that I feel do I will make it short and sweet…
Dear satan: It would be simple enough to call you a “nigger” since, i think we can all agree that what it is defined as is someone who is ignorant in many things. You reveal a great sense of ignorance about history and world mechanics.
Dear Racist: You may find the pregnant black woman joke funny for the simple fact that when the baby comes out, it is brown. Of course the “funny relation” comes from a hateful point of view (it smells, probably tastes horrible, and is abject of society). Implying this about anyone is opposite of love.
Dear Snif…Snif…I smell Cracker: The comments you leave a quit idiotic and feeble minded. Not well thought out, purely reaction oriented and non-constructive. You act like what many whites would like to call all black….a “nigger.”
Dear Dave: If you analyze half of the things you said you will realize how emotional you were being and how influenced by pre-existent racism you really are. I wouldn’t be stupid enough to take what you say as purely joke.
In addition to these comments I would also add that unless you are being analytical and constructive at the same time you are a brainless pathetic sack of arrogant spermanoid undeserving of any position in life no matter who voted you “most powerful being.”
Also, to all who freely use the word Nigger in-explicitly, you act very niggardly! Merry Christmas
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Dude, chill out the internet is full of retards and your over analyzing every thing they say… just wanted to point that out
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What do you call a restaurant that adheres to White standards of clientele, is filled with lowbrow racist morons, and does not cater to non whites (including Jews)?
Cracker Barrel
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What do you call a sex offender site?
An exclusively White male dating site.
Why do all White people live in trailers?
Because they are tornado magnets and long ago they figured out that they can move out of a tornados path if their house is on wheels.
What is another term for White plague?
Meth.
See, there are good jokes about Whites, you just have to think mean, like they do when they write jokes about others. I don’t want to hear rehashed Black jokes, or jokes about how White rule the world. They have terrible faults–people just need to focus on them.
Like: what percentage of Gay males are Caucasian?
300%
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Dumbass, CaucASIAN’s came from the cuacus mountains in Russia. white people are European.
To mason on top of coments
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You know what I’ve noticed from these posts? There are a lot more fucktarded white people than black people…
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So a white or black or Brown man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. and the bar tender asks”where did u get him”? and the parrot says… U.S.A or mexico or Africa. their everywhere. this joke is good against the people u are racist too. But please don’t be racist just have some laughs.
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I’m white and I laughed at a lot of these jokes!! This may sound terrible and I mean no offence what so ever to anyone. But I think all racist jokes are funny. I dont have anything against other races, in fact other cultures are really interesting and I enjoy learning about them. But these are just to make people laugh. And.. They made me laugh!! All races are equal!!!
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all right these jokes arnt always true cuz blacks are literate enuf to write shit on this message bord… but they are sumtimes tru cuz well they could be workin… the same goes for white peple.
But he truth is if you posted a racist comment on this you should drink all that stuff under the sink
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Hey truth go choke on a thumb-tac
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WTF typed like a page story and clicked submit and found myself with error-MAIL REQUIED lol SCREW IT
just wanna say:im mixed(MOKA COLORSKIN) so GOOD FIGHT I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT DO YOU SAY COUSE I HATE BOTH NERDY WHITIE’S OR BLACK NIGGERS
SWeet OWNage
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not gunna lie, im kinda amused at how pissed you got about racism on the internet…your ignorant and it makes me laugh
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THIS JOKES SUCKS OUR PRESIDNET OBMA I,LL DON,T LIKE HIM DO YOU THINK THIS JOKES IS RACES I,M WHITE AND I,LL DON,T THINK IT,S A GOOD JOKES OBAMA I,LL DISLIKE YOU IF I,LL SEE YOUR FACE IN TV I,LL LOOK AWAY YOU SUCK I,LL WANT PRESIDENT BUSH TO COME BACK AND KICK OBMA AND HIS WIFE NEEDS A NOSE JOB AND AIDS AB THE BOTTOM THAT COMMENT WHITE JOKES IS THAT FUNNY IT,S STUPID AND RETARDED MY MOM DON,T STRANDS HER HAIR ARE YOU A PRICK WHITE HAIR ARE YOU BETTY WHITE AB
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Does anybody else think Angela P might have downsyndrom?
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Incoherent bitch, learn to type before talking shit about the president. We may not agree with all of his policies, but until you can learn to make coherent statements, he’s trying to help you get your high school diploma. And if you already have it, then he’s trying to make it so that you actually have to learn something to get it.
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“ANGELA P” was drunk when she wrote this
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Reading all of this shit was rather annoying. U guys r all gay. And I’m white and have a big dick so that shit is old. And white women aren’t very hard to get so don’t b so proud Negros, there dumb as fuck. Like really dumb there about as easy to get as it AIDS in Africa, no racism intended that’s true lol. but yea typing this after reading all the posts was a really big waste of my time so have fun wasting urs reading mine
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MY SISTER IS SO FAT SHE THOUT CHIPS A FREE
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fuk all yall fukin coons. white is right and black is wack, bitch.
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haha white bitches have asses flatter than paper. nd look how skinny nd fat chested they r! when they turn sideways, ppl say, “WHERE IS SHE!!!!”
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do you know whose culture the word “wack” came out of?
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whattt???? did I just fucking read right? oh woww your so stupid. FIRST OF FUCKIN ALL YOU STUPID ASS BITCH BLACKS HAD TO FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING THEY HAVE. are you fucking kidding me you stupid ass idiot. Last time I checked BLACK people got themselves out of slavery, BLACK people fought to stop segregation and you old ass idiots are still leaving in the 1920’s, still being racist. It’s absolutely fucking ridiculous and I hate living in America because of white people. They think their gods and they aren’t shit and will never be shit, because you all are stuck up idiots who needs to GROW UP, GET A LIFE, and STOP with the racist crap already because it’s so fucking stupid and a waste of time. If you spend your life worrying about the color of someone’s skin you are a waste of breath, and your life could be exchanged with someone that died, with a heart.
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Most of these jokes are just unintelligent and unfunny, you can tell black people wrote them. The black jokes are so much better.
Also I find it funny how black people think its funny to say white people look like snow and crackers. Whats wrong with crackers, I’d rather look like crackers than look like shit.
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What is the point in u tryin to make fun of us about stealin TV’s and shit. I mean have you ever seen a black person stealin ur TV. I doubt it. Why would you try and make fun of us for getting ur girls. I mean we have bigger dicks than u… wat did u expect. That ur bitch loved u. LOL no bitch she was just waitin for me to ride up in my Escalade and give her the “ROYAL” treatment nah mean hahaha
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white ppl r lazy pieces of shit
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Wow you are a fucking moron! lol
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I dont understand why it is so hard for all of you to just cope with the fact that we are all equal. I mean just cause im darker does that automatically mean that I don’t have a job. No, it doesn’t. When I was 15 I had a job. And half of my friends (white and black) were sitting at home getting high as a fuckin kite. Wat is the point in trying to bring down the other cultures in this world by your sensless rantings about how the whites are better than the blacks. Or how the blacks are better than the whites. For one thing I strongly believe in talking about how we were enslaved. Not because i want to use it against anyone, but so I can help people understand that that was another time. We live in a time where cluture is flourishing and we are at the peak of our potential. I mean look at how much we have accomplished when we work together. And for all you rednecks out there that think blacks are stupid, i bet you all the money I have (which by the way is probably more than you will ever see in your entire life) that the average black american is smarter than the average trailer trash piece of shit disgrace of a human being you are.
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wow you made first intelligent comment so far dominik
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WHY WORRY ABOUT WHITE OR BLACK GET THE REAL DEAL GET A MEXICAN THIS IS FOR THE BITCHES IN HERE!!!
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PURO PUTO HERE!!!!
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I went out with 2 white guys both of them had a 3in. dick and that’s with a boner. I got a black and a he’s richer than both of them combined( Works in a successful career)and his dick is longer than both of theirs combined
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I’m a proud white man but my GF dumped me because of our sex life i have a 2 in. penis and dumped for a 8 inch nigger.
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You have a 2 inch dick???????????? XD jesus christ mini mi, steroids much?
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Haha…you are not a proud white man…I bet you are a nigger. HAHAHAHA.
No seriously I think there is so much hatred in the white v black debate.
Let it go. Let’s all move on. Maybe we should join forces and find a new enemy?
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hahahahahaha 2inch dick!!! im a 12 year old nd mine is 6 inches!!!!!! BLACKS HAVE BIG FUKIN COCK ND NEVA 4GET U STUPID WHITE MAN!
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I was joking about who the 2 inch dick belongs to. I don’t care. My point was that we should all move on from the black vs. white debate and find a new way of viewing ourselves BESIDES the color of our skin or the length of our dick!!! I mean c’mon, did you ever see that on a resume…”well I didn’t graduate high school but I have a big dick”….hell no!!! Who do you think a woman would stay with, a doctor/lawyer/businessman with a normal 5-6 inch dick OR a jobless man with his allegedly “huge” cock??? I know it’s the doctor/lawyer/businessman as would anyone. You’re lying to yourself if you think otherwise. Women love stability, jewelry, and money way more than just a big penis.
So maxxxxxx that is really sick that you are only 12-years-old and think like that. Your probably older though if you are on this site, although you spell like a 6-year-old. LOL. I suggest you get an education and be proud of something that genetics can’t take responsibility for such as your cock size or your skin color!!! I’m about to matriculate into medical school so I can make a positive influence on the world even though I’ll be prolonging the lives of idiots like yourself.
Peace
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haha u better watch out for ya mom i might put her white ugly ass back on the streets workin for me… u wouldn’t like some black guy banging ur ass like they do to ur sister would…? just shut ur trap before you get something in your mouth cracka!
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OMFG THESE JOKES SUCK, THE BLACK ONES WERE FUNNY BUT THESE ARE JUST RACIST!!!
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Hmm, my opinion is rather simple. There are blacks, and there are whites. But also, there are niggers, and crackers. It all varies on what your lifestyle is. So, example; A niggers is a lowlife with nothing to live for. A cracker is trailertrash that lives with his family his entire life aka a slob. A black person, like my bestfriend, he may be mixed, but oh well. A black person is a good hearted man that works for what he earns. A white man, just like a black man. We all are equal for what the constitution had stated. There will never be love in this world if people keep discriminating like this. I say, we all put this stuff in the past and start off on a new leg. But anywho, what I am trying to get past isn’t going to stop some racist fucks anyways. But hopefully, it will. Goodluck people
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Wow if you’re going to search black or white jokes on google then be perpared and don’t be such a pussy about it.
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Wow . Im white and i dont give a fuck, these jokes arre funny. they were posted to make people laugh. dont be a little pussey and post things being all offended. All of you that have enough time to post huge paragrahs that are telling how offended you are are lame fuckasss. Get the fuck over yourself. I bet you are fat hicks that are fat and sitting at your home (your moms house) HHAHAHAH. FUCKK YOU. Black people are RADDDDD. I feel bad for slavery. SO FUCKK OFFFF. GROW UP!
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I agree with whoever said that black people needed to quit goin on about slavery. That was alongggg time ago!! Get the fuck over it!!! U yourself wasn’t the one picking the cotton!!! Yo homie, the only thing we crackas owe u is a free boat ride back to Africa!! Yuh got that dawg??
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STFU you little piece of slithering pigeon shit. =P
Hm, that’s racist joke number 46!
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check this out pussy say that shit to a black man how about a real nigga
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u guys are so fucking immmature, i know its offense to white and black people.But no one will take this serious i mean you are just wasting your time on this .Every body will judge u but that doesnt define who you are.
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White Joke 40
Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
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I play hockey, I love beating that black thing up, especially when the player is the black thing.
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This is some funny ass shit and is True too lmfao
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And to you Anthony Read Joke 14.. you fucking bitch ass. Give us 10 more years, matter of fact 5 and ya will be warming the bench in NHL.
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WHY DO NIGGERS KEEP CHICKEN IN THERE FRONT YARD.
TO TECH THIER KIDS HOW TO WALK.
IF I KNEW IT COST THIS MUCH TROUBLE ID PICKED MY OWN DAMN COTTON
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you can’t spell DUMMY
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All this racism is carried out from history, history plays a major role in the racism these days. From the past where people couldn’t accept eachothers cultural and religious beliefs. Even now when we are more educated and have more morals, we still are all racist to eachother. From the naive whites thinking that when they first came across blacks, they were better than them because of the colour of their skin. There are faults on both sides, and we should be trying to learn from them and put it all behind us. I am a white person, in fact I’m a 15 year old girl. These jokes i spose are funny to some people, as long as they are not directed at one particular person. I found some jokes on both the black and white sites funny, some were stupid and taken too far. I think a lot of the black jokes about them being dumb and lazy are ridiculous, I bet there are many blacks who are a lot smarter than whites and are just as successful in their careers. But yet these sites are not helping anything, and if you do have jokes dont direct them at the people they are about. Like one of my teachers said that say you see a black person, a drug dealer thats a criminal then some people see that every black person is like that. Say if a black person talks to some stuck up rich person, then some would consider all white people to be like that. Everyone is different and one person shouldn’t be able to represent everyone. Anyway that’s just my opinion, you’ll probably find some way to discriminate it.
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Why dont niggers like blow jobs?
They dont like ANY jobs!!!! HAHA
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Is that Y all your white pretty bitches like black Dick? Kid I go to a pravite school and im thier welfare. I give them my dick every week instead of the month. As we speak rightnow i got one of them texting me to come over and give them.. you know. hahaha. And fuck you Jose aka Cracker
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I am only stating facts: Niggers steal,live off welfare,dont work, have no money, sag their pants because they think it looks cool,talk like retards, and are ugly chicken eaters.
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i don’t understand why people have to argue. i understand that some of these jokes aren’t even funny and are completely meant to be racist – and that’s wrong. but for the most part, these jokes are funny. i’m white. i tell jokes about black people and white people. i thought some of these jokes were hilarious. black people tell jokes about white people. doesn’t bother me. its comedy. its supposed to be funny.
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i just thougt that i would say just because no one can see you this does not give you the right to use the word “Nigger” why dont you white folk just call Black people black? that is all i have to say.
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personally, im using the word nigger cuz i like the pissed off reaction, other wise it wouldnt be anny fun
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Fuck you Cracker
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Is that Y all your white pretty bitches like black Dick? Kid I go to a pravite school and im thier welfare. I give them my dick every week instead of the month. As we speak rightnow i got one of them texting me to come over and give them dick. you fucking cracker, that is y im going to fuck all your pretty white girls. And when I go to college same shit hahaha. Better not have a sister cuz i will fuck her.
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Hey dice. the only white girls that black guys get to fuck are the ones that have been rejected by the white people. the ones that are so bad, they should already be the big gummed nigger girls you have.
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“nigga hatin me” has got a point. i sure as hell wouldnt fuck any white girl thats into black guys they usually are hideous
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what do you give a nigger who gets an abortion?
a thank you letter from the welfare office and a 100 dollar check from crimestoppers
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the white man landed on the moon be us niggaz took over the earth….BITCH
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the white man landed on the moon because us niggaz took over the earth….BITCH
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White woman fucker….you need to rearrange your name to fucking moron.
If white people ran away from black people it would be because some black people like you are so ignorant, inhumane, and…. here’s the big one….stupid!!!
Not all black people are dumb, some are smart and really cool, those black people are awesome.
But if most of the black people were like you, yes, white people would go to the moon to get away from you. Isn’t that something to be proud of? You drove away an entire race because you are a fucking moron <– your new name, remember?
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good job white man you saved me alot of typing!
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SUP CRACKA!!!
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okay , who in the world could like niggers !? they’re smelly , they can’t speak proper english , & they wear their f*cking pants below their waist bc they think it’s “tight” ? ahaha , get a f*cking life porch monkeys . if it wasn’t for the civil war , yr black a**es would still be us white ppl’s b*tches & you’d pull our cotton plants & fufill our every need =) so go eat some more chicken & watermelon & drink some more grape soda & kool-aid you big nosed dark mother f*ckers .
GO THE F*CK BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY !
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Kaitlyn Jacobs you are a dumbass. I bet you would never in your pitiful wasted life say any of this to a black person face to face. That pretty much goes for everyone on here, that is saying most of this. I’m white and black and I don’t like for my white friends to be racist and I don’t like for my Black friends to be racist either. As I myself am mixed with Black and White. Yes I have already heard all your stuid jokes so don’t waste what little brain power you have trying to come at me with one. Don’t come at me with intellectual jokes either because chances are your not smarter than me I scored a 2250 on my S.A.T on the fist try. For you older dumb racist fucks both Black and White the maxium score the year i took it was 2400…look it up if you like I live in Texas and I took it in 2008. As a matter of fact I live in Houston if any of you have the balls to come say it to my face I’ll give you my adress I’m not scared of you….your just a pussy that acts tough on the internet. Well maybe this got through to some people and they will get the fuck over being an ignorant racist because there is no one race better than another. (Though I do believe the USA to be the best among Nations)
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First off, I would just like to say hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Are you serious?? What does your sat score have to do with racism? Obviously you have no reasoning skills, but you are half black, so you’re probably lying. And how exactly did you think your little post was going to “get through” to people?? Oh yes, you got through to me and cured my racism when you called the whole internet “pussies” and gave us a class on sat scoring. Thanks, my life is changed forever. Dude, you probably know this deep down, but I just want to put it out there. You are a douche bag. It hurts but accept it. LaTeRz.
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LOL at all the faggot white people these days. They always smell like wet fuckin dogs, they wear the same dam pants everyother day like people cant tell. Fukin dirty bastards dont wash their shit.
And the reason why you white people think u always have more money than black people is because u buy 3 dam pairs of underwear to last you through the year and 2 pairs of jeans to last you through the year. Just look at your fucking wardrobe!
The only reason you white people exist is because God got lazy and didnt put some color into you crackers when he created you sons of bitches!!
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In reply 2 kaitlin jacobs
Shut the fuck up u stupid redneck waste of space!!! Go fuck ur dad u inbred piece of trash!!!and if I ever was ur slave id slit ur throat in ur sleep! Actually i probly wouldn’t even get arrested they would probly thank me for doing my bit 2 stop pollution and the spread of inbreeding!get a life iv got mine and its better than u will ever have!
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not gunna lie “bystander” is right you are a peice of shit…and you just sound ignorant and uncreative…btw im white and hate niggers
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Go fuck ur dad u inbred redneck!if I ever had 2 be us slave id slit ur throat in ur sleep!! They probly wouldn’t even arrest me…they would probly thank me for helping stop pollution and the spread of inbreeding!get a life iv got mine and its better than urss could ever be!!!oh and here’s a jk 4 u:white supremacy!!!u probly couldn’t even wipe ur arse let alone govern all the races!probly couldn’t even find it coz thers been so much inbreeding that its on the back of ur neck or sumthing!I hate racist ppl but if u wanna say shit like that?the well ill say shit back!the truth hurts dusnt it u ignorant sad excuse 4 a human?!!!
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first off im black.and sweetheart im very educated. but you unfortunetly are not. cause if you were then you would know that it was your lousey ass white ancestors that would make the older women of the black race breast feed their white babies. thats probly because white women back then had no idea on what it took to be a mother.not to mention its white women and men who have pursed the black race as far as relationships are concerned. im sure you have cousins that have dated in the black race. and dont me mad that your chicken willnever taste as good as ours does. dont hate that we are very far from be scared of you or your white ancestors we did that for to many years. sad thing is majority of my friends are white. and we joke about small stuff all the time. but the things you said were way out of line. there is always a time to joke or play. BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE THAT YOU DONT CROSS…AND YOU CROSSED IT.
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MRS.K Jacob
What black guy fuck your pale ass pussy and kick you out that same night? i will love to find him and give him HIGH Five and eat some chicken with him. At least Chicken is better than you cold ass sandwhich ya eat everyday. “Honey you want some Sandwhich” hahahaha
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YO WHO R U DUDE CUZ I FUCKIN LUV U OMG YO I SWEAR TO GOD UR MAD FUNNY ND I LUUUUUUVVVVVVVVV U TELL ME EMAIL ADDRESS GOSH I LUV U IM A GIRL ND I WUD FUCK U RITE NOW LUV YA
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hahaha ur so ignorant sweetheart! im black and im far more intelligent than the white ppl at my school! ur nothing but a piece of poor white trailer trash so shut the fuck up. im mean, why would you sit here and waist ur time complaining about the fact that black people are free. yall ass got lucky cuz if we werent freed, all the black ppl were more than likely gonna come for all yall weak ass crackers so in actuallity u need to be thanking black ppl for not snappin ur ass like a twig when they got the chance. oh and by the way…africa’s a continent and not a country…dumb hoe! =) [THANKS!]
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why are all these jokes copies of nigger jokes, with “white” instead of black or nigger?
because the niggers couldnt think of anything funny to come up with on their own.
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you niggers cant even come up with a good joke. you have all day while we are hard at work and yet you still cant come up with a better one. i bet its all that dope you’ve been smoking. you cant come up with a better joke because we are the superior race. niggers and the jews are both the shit races aruond the world. i gave you niggers a chance and i was ripped off and robbed, not that i hate blacks just you nigers that sell and do drugs, steal and are on welfare and For all of you wiggers and nigger lovers out there, what the fuck is wrong with your white ass. Just remember once you go black we dont want your dumb ass back. you smelly niggers need to get a job and stop living of the system, rather then sitting on your pourch eating chiken and watermellon that i practicaly payed for with my tax money.
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dude, you’re such an asshole.
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y need light’s when we have white people
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who where the slaves for the whites not long ago?
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what has 1500 legs and only 6 teeth?
A country music concert !
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Hahaha! That is the first funny white joke I have seen on this site! Finally =)
KUDOS!!!!
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i think there was a least 1 funny white joke and i am white but the rest are fucking retarted
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I’m white and I almost died off laughing.
Even though some of them didn’t seem very insulting. -shrugs- Nice collection.
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I AM BLACK!
Q:Why are black people so tall?
W:cuz there Negros.
Q:Why are black people so strong?
W:Because TVS are gettin heaver!
Q:If white people and black people had a war what would it be caled?
W:KKK Vs. KFC.
Q:What do u call a black person in Church?
W:Holy Shit!
Q:what do black people say instead of jesus crist?
W.Cheese and rice!
OK so i dont take this to affence unless they use them against me!!!!
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Man blacks need to come up with better insults. All your jokes are about white people having money. You call us little white boys, but really its not insulting. We make more money in one week than you will ever even see in your entire lifetime. unless your a drug dealer which is pretty much most of you……Just go back to your porch and eat your watermelon.
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What the fuck do black people have against white people? so we make some hilarious names and jokes for blacks big whoop. Are they just jealous that black jokes are way funnier than white jokes. You can’t blame us even black people don’t want to be black.
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they say fuck obama. but yes we did!!!!ha ha ha aaaaah hahaha you lost white bitch
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Blacks should just shut the hell up! they weren’t even around for slavery. No one still alive has! Stop pulling the damn slavery card! You think you had it bad think about what white people did to the indians. But you don’t see 3/4 of the indian population overcrowding america’s prisons like black people. If you don’t like how white people treat you go back to africa!
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iight Mark like this country is yours. we will go back if you go back to where you came from which is Europe. You shouldnt say go back to other race when you damn well know you aint from here. This land is for the native american not you Cracker…….
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YO STFU U SOUND REALLY IGNORANT CRACKER
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If all you black people are so mad post some good white jokes…that’s what this is for
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why do white people come to the ghetto? for some work
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Hey it’s the fucking moron!!!….it’s been awhile….huh? what? Oh, yes, you are still a fucking moron.
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white woman fucker is a fuckin moron
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The only problem i see is 60% of black ppl are easily offended and play the “black card”. 40% dont like my friend ethan…i wind him up all the time callin hima negro etc. he calls me a honkey…it’s all in fun and i have no problem with blacks…i have a problem with niggers
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why did micheal jackson change white? cuz he didnt wanna be a dog shit fuck niggers
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why did the white woman fuck the black man? cause she did’nt feel white
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SMD I GUESS THATS Y ALL UR LIL PREETTY WHITE BITCHES LOVE TO GO OUT ND GET A NICE BLACK TAN ANYWAY U SOUND REALLY IGNORANT ND IF U HATE BLACKS SO MUCH GET OVR IT U GOT NO REASON TO HATE WE’RE A MINORITY UR NOT SO GET THAT DICK OUT UR MOUTH ND GET UF FAT LAZY ASS UP. ALSO IF U REALLY HAVE TIME TO BE COMMENTIN LIKE THIS U MUST REALLY HAVE NO LIFE SO FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUU CRACKER JACKS.-
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why the hell are you all so fucking pissed off??? If you come to a fucking racist joke webpage THEN YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING SEE RACIST JOKES!!!!!!!! what the FUCK do you expect?????? your going to see fucking racist jokes so if you dont like it THEN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!! if you dont like it then dont get into a fucking race battle on the internet
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Yo.brody yall is all sum fucked up, bored ass, wierd losers. Y do yall read this filtyh trash and expect to hear funny stuff. I mean come on. No dirty racist jokes, just the funny stuff. I dont appreciate the idiotness of some of the commentors either. Yall all sum bitches.Get at me cuz I stay n da d.c. wit da president DUH!!
-BLACK TEEN all day!!”:)&*
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Prime example. I hope you are proud of yourself. Idiotness?? Put your “mu’fukn 9″ in your mouth and do your race a favor.
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wow, dud. Not helping.
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how many licks dose it take to get to the center off a tootsie pop? i dont know ask your momma
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Fist of all why is it all ways about white and black, theirs the spanish, chinese, and asian? I left out alot of other races. And thier are literly 100’s of jokes for colored people and theres only like what 50 white jokes, 45 on this website. And its realy not that funny putting those stupid comments on here. Yeah some of the jokes cane be funny but most of these ones were still being racest towards colored people. What makes you laugh can make you cry like a bicth one day. And are’nt we all the same any way, this has been proven through science. Picture your self ( the racest people) in heavly populated colored place ( I useing colored cause I am
) and people fuck with you and talk shit too you just cuase of your race. I’m so not trying to make it seem like only white people are racet, it can be total revesed like other raceses dislike white people. All so how come one person can talk for thier whole race? That very igernet selfelsh. I dislike racisim, but if it is joking i don’t care. And the people that read this I don’t care if you disugree, this is my opion and everybody’s is different. And for tose jokes most of them dont make sence, like the first one about the cigs.
My name Sean John, Peace
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u’s are all fuking racist ,you dont know when to pull the fuck up on jokes like my white friend who got shot just 4 saying how long can a black woman can hold a shit 4 so stop fuking around and being dick headd cause we are all human and i dont care what you say white people first started making jokes aobut us so we hit back at you’s and you’s got serious….you cant handle the pressure so dont fuk around
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I would like to start off by saying that I grew up in an all white town, and never had a nig for a friend until I went to college. I was trying to be open. Then I found out that the only reason he was hanging out with me was because he thought I was cute. So sorry color folks that was the only shot you got. I got nothing for you except what comes out of my pay check
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You are most likly a faggot anyways you dumb fuck hick…how do you even know how to use a computer…matter of fact how the fuck did your dumbass get to college…on the other hand it’s probably a JUCO and if you don’t know what that means you have clearly confirmed what i am saying you stupid fucktard. Yes i know thats not a word in the Dictinary but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hold meaning becuase the only reason you would even bring up the fact it isn’t in there is because it offended you….so in turn you have proven that it does in fact hold meaning…not take the dick out of your mouth and go jump off the highest leathal building you can get to.
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don’t lie girl we all know he fuck you real good and kick your ass out of his room the same night. Im a black dude and white bitches are always on me like white on rice. sorry that he hurt your feelings but we just loved to fuck ya and kick ya out. No hard feelings
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i am WHITE MAN living in the in the trailer parkers with my mom my 6 sisters and our 2 kids and cow and chickens. i would love 2 date a coloredd gurl, but i know my pecker aint big enough and i have paper thin lips,and no butt , a beer guts,and receeding hair line. keep they jokes commin buddy!
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yo.soda crackers amber.u sound ugly(gross)as hell so duh u cant get 1 of us. Stick 2 da ugly white girls.
-BLACK teen
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i rele dont think color matters its about who u are inside…….its just a color on your skin what the fucc is the big deal?
and for the “white power”…..
…..ur dumb and ignorent as fucc because all u have to do with ur life is tlk about other ppl and worry about other ppl than worry about urself u dumb ass bitch !
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Learn to spell
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what do you call a white family that raise a black child?? no child support
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Q: What do you call an idiot?
A:YOU!
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Even the white jokes are racist toward blacks. Wow.
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Black people can’t make fun of whites without making themselves look like idiots. The only reason Im the president is because I’m black. I have no idea what I’m doing here. I love bossing white people around. Oh no matter what anyone says all blacks wish they were white.
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Bitch you crazy. I would never wish to be a dumb fuck like you. You must live a very very sad life….and what a waste you are…you pitiful dickhead
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at least he is the president of the UNITED STATES. WHAT YOU CAN TOP THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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These arent even funny. just retarded
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Neither a poor black man living in the ghetto with no money nor a white fat-ass trailer trash man could probably afford a computer with internet.They wouldnt even be posting shit on here! So stop trying to fucking insult each other with “facts” that arent even fucking true
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What’s long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V
Q: What travels at 200km’s a hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
Q: What’s faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive
Q: What are three things you can’t give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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ok uhm… thodse jokes arent funny”dave” anbd wat happened to latinos they could have wrote these jokes
and the funniest joke ive evr heard was :What is the difference between a black man and bike?
a bike doesn’t sing old man river when you put a chain on it. <<soo true lls
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These jokes are so funny give me some more!
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Dave none of those fucking jokes are funny I think big bob should shut you up and feed u a cock meat sandwich
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WAT THE FUCK? U R JUS AN ASSWIPE DONT WRITE DAT SHIT NO MO AND I BET U WOULDNT GO AROUND SAYIN DAT SHIT SOMBODY BLACK LIKE ME MATTER FACT IM GONE FIND YO STUPID ASS I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I DONT KNOW WERE U LIVE IM STILL GONE FIND YO DUMD WHITE ASS YOU FUCKIN CRACKER
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yo ol dum racist ass. u prolly white trash anyways
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All i have to say dave….. ist hat your jokes suck dicks….. Another thing i cant blame ther person who put up these jokes. To be honest white people started asll this shit… with slavery…. racism the KKK NAZIS and all that gay shit. Now when a balck person does something they say shit like ” see the blacks are uprising against us” i mean like wtf? DO you know how many people ive heard say that? I mean i belive they have every right to post these jokes….
btw.. im white
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Ever hear about that black guy that went to cologe? uh me either
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them were some of the most funny jokes i seen on this page
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funny shit dave,funny shit
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow,” says the bartender. “That is really something. Where’d you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The cop!
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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these jokes are funny then the white retarded ones
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did you know that white men have had the title “strongest man in the world” for the last 10 years? derek poundstone has the title at the moment, and hes as white as snow.
so suck my dick and drink the milk, ugly mug.
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The white pregnant/crap joke really doesnt work on white people. The original
“How long can black woman hold her shit? 9 months” is better.. nevertheless.. funny stuff.
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You need to learn to read and then re-categorise some of your jokes because some of them are surely not aimed at whites. You donut.
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im not gonna lie some of those jokes are funny and some are corney as hell ha! ha! ha!
bye
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“what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.” not gonna lie, that was kinda funny.
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these jokes arent even funny to me honestly. “How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.”
yup, we can afford those
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yea niglet
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everyone shut up
there are rednecks and niggers. everyone knows this and everyone is not perfect so get over it.
do not even say you made us slaves because i did not do it. my great great great grandparents did it and( i am German. i am just saying for other people)it is over so get over it and you were not the one that was suffering from it and if you look it up that other back tribes captured other tribes and sold them to the white people. so if you want to be mad at anyone be mad at your back friend because his great great great grandpa could of captured your great great great grandparents and sold them to the white people. and if anyone should be mad it should be the Jews. there were slaves back when Egypt was still building pyramids and then Hitler killed more then 6 million of there Jewish population. but you do no see them complaining. they had it the worse and they got over it and everyone should just get over it.
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You are retarded. Please learn to spell. Also, shut up.
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First of all those crackers in Israel right now isnt the same people that was in Egypt 6000 years go. so dont compare them. and why should black people forget the wickedness that the white man did to them. One thing you did say that was right is that it was tribes selling tribes to the white man, but they was different nations.
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OMG all of you are retarded. First of all the blacks would have never sold slaves to the whites if their wasn’t a market for it. Second of all be bitter about it if you want, but walking around all pissed off about something your great grandpa went through must be pretty miserable. Also my family migrated here after the civil war and never owned slaves so not all white people in America owned slaves. And the word fuk is spelled f-u-c-k thats why they call it a four letter word. God damn niggers can’t spell or count.
lol…im just joking…quit taking every little thing so seriously. I’m not rascist all people are fucking retarded no matter what color you are.
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Seriously? This is the best white jokes that can be found? and yall be hatin like a bunch of dumb fuks! A nigger doesn’t have to be black. A nigger is just any lazy, good for nothing, no talent havin, idiotic, no brained slob who would rather sit on their ass and collect a welfare check and not do a damn thing with this beautiful life and amazing world that was put here for their enjoyment.
Seriously, I dont give two shits whhat color your skin is, as long as your doing something with your life and not just sitting back having kids for a check your cool with me.
Oh and stupid people, you need to stop breading. Honestly, I wish the government would castrate every male that doesn’t have the common sense to make it through highschool. Be you white, black or fucking green, if they cant pass an aptitude test they shouldnt be around to breed.
Ah it feels good to vent!
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anybody who reads these jokes are a piece of a shitty diaper mutha fuckas
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I love theese jokes. I’m White.
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big penis fuck you kiss my ass bitch bite off this big one my name is dino dick im bigger than you
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whats the most confusing day in harlem? fathers day!
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fuck niggers,crackers
its all about inidans
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First Of All It Ain’t No Fuck Nigger’s Second Of All Fuck You..Third Or All You Needa Learn How To Spell Indian’s..Before You Go Tryin To Pop The Fuck Off..Fuckin Weirdo..!,.Cause It’s Not (INIDANS)..Look Who Needa Go To School!,
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Mea thinka youa needa gotaa skool biznatcha
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FUCK INDIANS!!!!!! THEY ARE EVEN MORE SMELLY THAN BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Go do someone’s taxes while taking a break from driving your taxi and then go back to your motherland….7-11 and 99 cent stores.
In all honesty I am joking, and I hope everyone else is too. I hope some hatred on this site is purely for comic effects rather than actual hatred.
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You guys are all butt chaped because blacks, mexicans, asians and other(srry if im leavin u out) people actually have significantly helped in the formation of this great nation we live in. U dunmb racsist white dick sucking fags need to deal with the fact that your “country” has other skin colors help shape the land that we ALL live on.
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Fuck racists
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Have a sense of humor the jokes are funny…white people listen close the only thing you have that black people need or should want is power and no one keeps power forever. Black people listen close you can only be destroyed by believing you are what the white world considers a nigga. Keeps the jokes comin for all races its all funny laughter is the only thing free in this world so get yours in. And stop internet bangin someone should make a movie called attack of the internet thug id watch it
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Haha I can tell if your black or not by the way you niggers write! For example “yall ain’t no as smart as me is”(nigger) “I believe I am more intelligent than you are”(white)
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You showed how smart you are…..you obviously don’t even know black people….you’ve probably never seen one in your life have you you small minded pea brained fuck face…not only do we speak better than that….nobody talks like that….and I bet my straight As up through college say I’m smarter than your dumbass….haha
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U probaly just dont have any actual friends it may be hard for you cuz nobody likes you u think u are better than us black people but you in general are probaly white trailer trash who is borrowing someones computer because your poor as hell and dont have a job actually you probaly live with your mother and she gets money working corners try again later racist cunt. no offense to anyone else but this bitch “whitepower”
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Ok ONE:Your theory is incorrect. FIRST OFF:Not all black people talk like this: Ya i be in dat club. That is not true at all. I’m half German and Black, but I grew up in a mostly black house and we all spoke perfect English. I mean, I’m not saying you’re opinion is wrong, but just make sure it’s correct first. PS:I’m 14
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dude ur so stupid u must live in texas or some shit because nobody would be that fucking stupid to say somethin like that if they werent.yea stupid lazy and fat ope #1 fat state thats right i forgot so you were probably sitting on your bed which was about to colapse from the weight and eating 3,4,or 5 big macs and typing this shit at the same time so suck it bitch this is the north talkin.and yea im black what the fuck does it matter…
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you guys are all IGNORANT and full of crap ! no matter what race you are everyone should have a tolerence and, not feel the need to be such sadist. If you all are so comfortable with your race why feel the need to tear apart and degrade other races?. Im multicultured and I think we should all get along and stop have such a hatred its HONESTLY the most sickest and most disgusting thing ive
ever seen in my life. If you have strong moral you would’nt need to put others down. I can say with a straight face IVE NEVER been racist, made a racist comment or joke.These
are not the thing that come to my head these “race jokes” are SICK and im disturbed.
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yes we the white people are the devil yes you ignorent smelly mother fuckers,so i say i would eat your black hearts but its more than likely infested with aids or some strange shit
we the devil have gave you everything ,bet and a million more fuckin nigger channels ,
a nigger terrorist president and life in great america so you can sell crack to the white man, as revenge,and say we didnt bring it here, the white man owns the boats that brought drugs here not us,stupid fucks collumbia and dominacan republic ship the drugs, so you niggers can sell it suply and demand, and yes whites to, so what, your not going to e happy until you make us slaves, well im going to hang out with my black friend
who hates you fuckin niggers also for making them all look bad, se ya in the race war,
vlad the impaler,
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You stupid fukin idiots who actually care about these stupid ass fagot ass white jokes are a bunch of fukin fagots. the stupid white boy who wrote that stupid ass coment about the president is a fukin white fagot hidin in a fukin bush. fuk every stupid racist white fag in the world.
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get a life you conceeded little bitch
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The world did not start out the way it is now. Every nation was at least once subjugated and at least once an oppressor. As a white man I find it curious that as a collect non whites feel my people are responsible for much of their struggles. It is without question that racist attitudes and beliefs hurt and oppress people. White people have not, however, cornered the market on rasism and are no more responsible than any other race for it. This is becoming more and more obvious to white people, and I think that fact concerns those who want to blame whites for their struggle. White people are a good and loving people. We contribute much to the world and I love being a part of a people who are unique and beautiful. I believe all races who are confident in who they are without putting down other races are beatiful and mature.
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