- It’s impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.- The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.- If you were any more stupid, you’d have to be watered twice a week.- The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.-

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