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Epitaphs

Actual epitaphs from real tombstones:In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna WallaceThe children of Israel wanted breadAnd the Lord sent them manna,Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,And the Devil sent him Anna.Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here lies...

Sex Jokes

Sex jokes, not suitable for young children. Sex Joke 1 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked...

Funny T-Shirt – Help Wanted

Help Wanted T Shirt Type: Funny T-Shirts Help Wanted novelty t-shirt, made from 100% cotton, available in american apparel, hanes, long sleeve ringer & women's styles. Funny t-shirts for fun loving people.... Help Wanted Price: $16.95 Order Funny...

The Rescue

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and...

Car Shopping

A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He...

Tree Fellers Wanted

Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job." Read...

Wanted Man Joke

A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!" "Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : 'Last seen...

Would You Marry Again?

A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband. "Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you...

Diamond is Forever Joke

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty, four wheel drive vehicles." "She did,"...

Most Wanted

A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!""Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : 'Last seen...