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A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband. "Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you...
Husband: Hi dear. I'm logged in Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband:...
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, a good cook, and great in bed... But the law allows only one wife... Read in full at Perfect Wife...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table,...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?""Why?""Because every time...
A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, “Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice.”Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother says, “You should...
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die,...
A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Read in full at Wife wanted...
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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and...
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