Posted on April 26th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill.I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, “You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.”
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