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- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people- How can I miss you if you won't go away?- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.- If we are what we eat,...
- Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen!- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!- Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!- Out of estrogen, and I...
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.- Grow your own dope, plant a man.- All men are idiots....I married their king.- Women who...
- So many men, so few who can afford me- God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!- My mother is a travel agent for...
Funny Bumper Sticker 1 8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say 'don’t Shoot' Funny Bumper Sticker 2 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name Funny Bumper Sticker 3 A Man...
- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.- It works better if you...
- When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"- When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR,...
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says...
Women's Funny Profound Saying 1 A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. Women's Funny Profound Saying 2 Amazing! You hang something...
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