Posted on April 17th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
IN PRISON… you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK… you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
cubicle.
IN PRISON…you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK…you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON…the guard locks and unlocks all the
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