Joke Published on December 31st, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes
A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
“How wonderful! But I hopeyou don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”
“Oh, how tragic! Whatabout your second husband?”
“He atepoisonous mushrooms too and died.”
“Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.”
“He died of a broken neck.”
“A broken neck?”
“He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.”
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