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- Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.- Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the...
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No keyboard presentHit F1 to continueZen engineering?Hal, open the fileHal, open the darn file, HalOpen the file, please HalOut of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,But we never will.Having been erased,The document you're seeking Read...
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops all...
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