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- When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me in preschool.- When I hear one of my children wake in the middle...
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.So the...
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons...
Bus Joke 1 Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way. Bus Joke 2 How do eels get around...
Irish One Liner Joke 01 Q. "I hear Murphy died, " said Pat. "Was he ill long?" A. "No," said Mick. "He died in the best of health." Irish One Liner Joke 02 Q. "O'Ryan," asked the druggist, "did...
Bar Joke 1 A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I m...
Children Joke 1 A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow."...
Marriage Joke 1 A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. What's up?...
Old Age Joke 1 Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll Old Age Joke 2 An elderly lady did her...
Travel And Tourist Joke 1 A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my...
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