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When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:Write in C.As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whispers:Write in C.Write...
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..." Read in...
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?Write a whole note with "solo" above it. Read in full at Viola Humor...
Funny Emo Joke 1 An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society. Funny Emo Joke 2 Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It...
My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the...
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed...
When my granddaughter, Abby was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.I was not aware of...
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Science has a language of its own which sometimes puzzles laymen. The word "obvious" is a case in point.A professor of physics, deriving some profound point of theory for the class, scribbled an equation on...
I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar...
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