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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?".The crow answered: Sure,...
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.Now it was question time, and...
A magazine recently ran a "funny management quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life dysfunctional managers. Here are the top ten finalists: Funny Management Quote 01 "As of tomorrow, employees will...
Law #1: In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.Law #2: Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of most harm.Law #3: In any formula, constants (especially those...
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops all...
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking."What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother."Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face."We...
- There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up".- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.- The light at the...
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that...
- We build great products when we feel like it and don't have any reason to call in sick.- If at first you don't succeed, try management.- Teamwork means never having to take all the...
* A person who smiles in the face of adversity.....probably has a scapegoat.* Plagiarism saves time.* If at first you don't succeed, try management.* Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.* TEAMWORK.....means...
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