Yo Daddy Joke 1
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.
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Yo daddy dick so lil if your mom was an ant she still couldn’t play with it.
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Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.
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Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!
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yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
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YO DADDY IS SO UGLY THAT HE SCARED 3 BLIND PEOPLE.
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Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car!
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Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!
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yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
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yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled”Taxi!!!!!”
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YO Daddy so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.
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Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse.
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yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly out side he came out with a bowl.
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Yo daddy so old he had to stick his dick in the freezer to get a hard-on.
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yo daddy so old Jesus signed his yearbook.
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yo daddy so poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.
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yo daddy so skinny he can hula-hoop through a cheerio!
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Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
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yo daddy so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
Yo Daddy Joke 21
YO DADDY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE.
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yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
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Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
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Yo daddy’s so fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”
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Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.
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Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
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your daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust.
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YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA BACK.
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Your daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard.
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your daddy’s so fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.
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Yo Daddy so dumb, he ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and he got one!!!!
Yo Mama so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milkdud!!!!
Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Wolverine, and got his left nut cut off, but you might be more familiar with its scientific name : “Jupiter”
If you open a can of WOOP ASS, Chuck Norris will pop out!!!!
Chuck Norris lights ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night!!!!
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You Stupid Mother Fuckers Go Suck Your Fucking Mother Dick You Dumbasses Have Made So Many Spelling Errors I Bet You Are All In The 5 Or 6th Grade These Jokes Are Funny As Hell Read Them Laugh And Shut Your Fucking Mouths
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YO MOMMA SO FAT WEN SHE JUMPS IN THE OCEAN THE WHALES JUMP OUT AND SING ‘WE ARE FAMILY’
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YO MOMMA LIKE A HARDWARE STORE 5CENTS A SCREW
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YO MOMMA LIKE A GUM BALL MACHEINE 25CENTS A BLOW
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YO MOMMA SO UGLY THEY CHANGED HER BIRTHDAY TO HALLOWEN
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yo mamma so ugly when she entered a contest they said sorry no professionals allowed in thes premises.
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Yo mama is sooooo ugly that when men look at her his p**is shrink
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yo mama so hairy she got afros growin on her nipples
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when ur daddy was young he got hurt ur mommy started crying
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a most of thes jokes is “lame” cuz ya lame ass niggas wona put them lame ass jokes do sum new evry now n den look check it out yo daddy so dam old he went to colleg wit dr.pepper befor he got his digre. or yo momma so nasty wen thay told her to do tha sanky leg she pulld out her own or yo daddy so stupid i told him let go wach tha color purple he went and tryd to rent a box of crayons n sed shit we can wach tha color red,black,green shit all them hoes
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pwn you guy are all noobs im out
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I hate tuna fish
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to the person who dont like tuna fish,
dont nobody give no fuck what you do and dont like with yo dumb ass!!!!
you need a fuckin life.
i just thought i should help yo dusty ass out.
i hope you take my advice.
GOD BLESS,
ty.
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say uhhhhhhh baby girlz this nigga just told yo ass of hah hah hhahahhahahhahhhhhhaaaaahhahahhhahhhahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha ha ha hahhahahahahahha ahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
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…..wow
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yo daddy so fat he stood on the scale and it said to be continued….
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YO Dady so fat he tripped over texas and landed in china
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your daddy so fukkin small he can do flips under your bed
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Yo daddy so gay, micheal jackson didn’t even want him.
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yo daddy so gay, he asked the docter to put inplants in him.
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YO DADDY EAT DIET TUNA
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YO DADDY DRINK DIET KOOL-AID
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this joke is so fucking gayyyyyy
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these jokes are stupid, just some made me lauqh . buhh that was like 3 out of 50 . sooo qet new jokes(: Ohh&|im in computer classs bored cuz we have a subb . im fromm newark(:
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YO DADDY SO UGLY
HIS OWN DAUGHTER
LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID
EWWWW
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These are so gay they are the worst jokes i have ever herd
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yo daddy so is damn fat him and yo mamma was havin sex and he said why ya stop he looked down she was dead
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yo daddy so is damn fat him and yo mamma was havin sex and he said why ya stop
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yo daddy so fat, he had a full of hair on his dick ,look like trangle on his dick and a gay man came and has house and have sex with 1987,000 baby mom.
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that is so fuckin gay
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YOU SO DAMN STUPID
THAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE..
YO DADDY SO FAT HE TRiPS OVER K-MART, STUMBLES OVER WALMART, AND LANDS ON TARGET.
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dat shit old but still wit it all redy
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that joke was pimp
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yo daddy so fat he thought the super bowl was an cupcake>
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Them jokes is dumb as hell
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yo daddy so short he can do push ups under the door
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These are so lame except the one ’bout da titz lol that was lamr to but it made me laugh!! haha im a sicko but not as sick as the rest of you sick fucks.
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i love that 1 jok were yo daddy looked in the mirror and he said someones in the house????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
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yo daddy so ugly so put that in ur juice box and suck it!!!!!!
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yo dady so fat he walked and sunk a continent
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These jokkkkkes are kiiinda stupiiiid foreal they dont even make sense…..
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yall peep r so fuckin lame
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yo daddy is so skinny that he can Doug the rain
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you guys are stupid get a life already these jokes are lameeeeeee but whatever im at school with a buinch of losersss chillin at the librbaby just waitin for dance class to start
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these are really stupid
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yoooooooooooooooo daddys ass was soooooooooooooo fucking fat.michal jackson said arnt you on one of my show the thriller
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yoooooooooooooooo daddys ass was soooooooooooooo fucking fat fat albert said arnt you on my movie
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yo daddy so hairy he shaves with a weedwacker
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yo daddy so damn fat he is his dick
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yo daddy so teeth so yellow when he close his mouth hi eyeballs light up.
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hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dat shit was so stupid it was funny
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yo dad is so hairy wookiesaid dam
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its not dam its DAMN and get a life these jokes are LAME
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then why r u replying to these things..ur da 1 reading them so y dnt u follow ur pwn advice n go get a life urself cuz if ur tellin ppl 2 get a life cuz ur da one sittin here sayin go get a life when ur da one thats reading it…SO SHUT DA FUKK
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shut the fukk up man your ruining the god DAMN fun
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yo im rollin wit you these losers suck cock
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yo dAAD SOOOOO FAT THAT WHEN HE WAS WALKING A LIL GIRL WANNED TO SUCK HIS TITS
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dis joke was nice and about da tits my brother has those.
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jesus christ you guys are all stupid idiots wasting your lives and if you even start on that back talk I will kill you in your sleep
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