Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes 1
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

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Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo Mama Jokes 3
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo Mama Jokes 4
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin ?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo Mama Jokes 10
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama Jokes 16
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo Mama Jokes 21
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo Mama Jokes 22
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo Mama Jokes 23
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

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Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama Jokes 29
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo Mama Jokes 30
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo Mama Jokes 34
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo Mama Jokes 35
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama Jokes 39
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo Mama Jokes 40
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Mama Jokes 42
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo Mama Jokes 43
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo Mama Jokes 44
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo Mama Jokes 45
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo Mama Jokes 46
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo Mama Jokes 47
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo Mama Jokes 48
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Jokes 49
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo Mama Jokes 50
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo Mama Jokes 51
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo Mama Jokes 52
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo Mama Jokes 53
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Mama Jokes 54
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo Mama Jokes 55
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo Mama Jokes 58
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo Mama Jokes 59
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo Mama Jokes 60
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo Mama Jokes 61
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo Mama Jokes 62
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo Mama Jokes 63
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo Mama Jokes 64
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo Mama Jokes 65
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo Mama Jokes 66
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo Mama Jokes 67
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo Mama Jokes 68
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo Mama Jokes 69
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo Mama Jokes 70
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Jokes 71
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me round no more.”

Yo Mama Jokes 72
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo Mama Jokes 73
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo Mama Jokes 74
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Mama Jokes 75
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama Jokes 76
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo Mama Jokes 78
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Mama Jokes 79
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama Jokes 80
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo Mama Jokes 81
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo Mama Jokes 82
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mama Jokes 83
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo Mama Jokes 84
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo Mama Jokes 85
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo Mama Jokes 86
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo Mama Jokes 87
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo Mama Jokes 88
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo Mama Jokes 89
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo Mama Jokes 90
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Mama Jokes 91
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mama Jokes 92
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo Mama Jokes 93
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo Mama Jokes 94
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama Jokes 95
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama Jokes 96
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama Jokes 97
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Mama Jokes 98
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo Mama Jokes 99
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama Jokes 100
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Mama Jokes 101
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Mama Jokes 102
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo Mama Jokes 103
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

Yo Mama Jokes 104
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Mama Jokes 105
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo Mama Jokes 106
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo Mama Jokes 107
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo Mama Jokes 108
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo Mama Jokes 109
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo Mama Jokes 110
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo Mama Jokes 111
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo Mama Jokes 112
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo Mama Jokes 113
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Yo Mama Jokes 114
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo Mama Jokes 115
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W s.

Yo Mama Jokes 116
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

Yo Mama Jokes 117
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo Mama Jokes 118
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo Mama Jokes 119
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo Mama Jokes 120
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo Mama Jokes 121
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth

Yo Mama Jokes 122
Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!

Yo Mama Jokes 123
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Yo Mama Jokes 124
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Mama Jokes 125
Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

Yo Mama Jokes 126
Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo Mama Jokes 127
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama Jokes 128
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama Jokes 129
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Mama Jokes 130
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo Mama Jokes 131
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo Mama Jokes 132
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo Mama Jokes 133
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo Mama Jokes 134
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…

Yo Mama Jokes 135
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

Yo Mama Jokes 136
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

Yo Mama Jokes 137
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo Mama Jokes 138
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

Yo Mama Jokes 139
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

Yo Mama Jokes 140
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

Yo Mama Jokes 141
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

Yo Mama Jokes 142
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

Yo Mama Jokes 143
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo Mama Jokes 144
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo Mama Jokes 145
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

Yo Mama Jokes 147
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

Yo Mama Jokes 148
Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

Yo Mama Jokes 149
Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

Yo Mama Jokes 150
You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo Mama Jokes 151
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

Yo Mama Jokes 152
Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Yo Mama Jokes 153
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama Jokes 154
Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Mama Jokes 155
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

Yo Mama Jokes 156
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo Mama Jokes 157
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo Mama Jokes 158
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo Mama Jokes 159
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo Mama Jokes 160
Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

Yo Mama Jokes 161
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo Mama Jokes 162
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

Yo Mama Jokes 163
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo Mama Jokes 165
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

Yo Mama Jokes 166
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

Yo Mama Jokes 167
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo Mama Jokes 168
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo Mama Jokes 169
yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Mama Jokes 170
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo Mama Jokes 171
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mama Jokes 172
Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo Mama Jokes 173
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo Mama Jokes 174
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Mama Jokes 175
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo Mama Jokes 176
Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo Mama Jokes 177
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama Jokes 178
Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo Mama Jokes 179
Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo Mama Jokes 180
yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo Mama Jokes 181
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Yo Mama Jokes 182
Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

Yo Mama Jokes 183
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Yo Mama Jokes 184
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

Yo Mama Jokes 185
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

Yo Mama Jokes 186
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

Yo Mama Jokes 187
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

Yo Mama Jokes 188
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

Yo Mama Jokes 189
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo Mama Jokes 190
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo Mama Jokes 191
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Yo Mama Jokes 192
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

Yo Mama Jokes 193
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo Mama Jokes 194
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

Yo Mama Jokes 195
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!