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Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke

Posted on October 25th, 2006 in Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

22 responses to Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke

ricktan
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 19th, 2009 at 06:21)

1. Yo mama so old she has Jesus’ beeper number!

2. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

3. Yo mama so old she’s older than yo grandma!

4. Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

5. Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

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- trell
  Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (January 26th, 2010 at 18:40)
  
  take this shit off the web because the joke is very very very very very very very very very very very very very…………………………..very very weack
  
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  - khadiza
    Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (February 4th, 2010 at 17:02)
    
    i think this shit is so funny
    
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RICKIE
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 19th, 2009 at 06:20)

YO MUMMA’S SO FAT SHE TRIED TO GET SHOT OUT OF A CANNON BUT SHE GOT STUCK AND THE CANNON BALL WENT OUT HER MOUTH.

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- joe
  Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (January 1st, 2010 at 16:27)
  
  your mothers poes
  
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- Payal Keray
  Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (January 20th, 2010 at 04:11)
  
  fuck you and your jokes
  
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ricktan
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 19th, 2009 at 06:17)

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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- kiss my ass
  Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (January 20th, 2010 at 04:12)
  
  let me lick your dick and you can lick my pussy
  
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ricktan
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 19th, 2009 at 06:14)

YO MUMMA’S SO OLD WHEN SHE BREAST FEEDS POWDER COMES OUT

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ricktan
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 19th, 2009 at 06:13)

YO MUMMA’S SO FAT A WHEN SHE GOES SWIMMING A ROCK FLOATS AND SHE SINKS.

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ricktan
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 19th, 2009 at 06:11)

YO MUMMA’S SO STUPID SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH.

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tomus
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 15th, 2009 at 14:06)

ur momz so fat she uses diet doderant!!! ooooooouh!!!

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BILLY ROSS
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 11th, 2009 at 16:17)

YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE USES DIET SOAP.

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Billy Jankens
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (November 30th, 2009 at 15:35)

Yo mama so stupid she thoght fruit punch was a gay boxer…

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Pandoraa+Daniel. ;]
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (July 29th, 2009 at 19:33)

Your momma so fat her bf hits her thigh and rides the waves to have sex with her.

Then a coast gaurd has to fish him out.

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- BOBBY
  Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (December 2nd, 2009 at 19:58)
  
  WTF DUDE??? THIS JOKE SUCKS
  
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holly + robyn
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (May 28th, 2009 at 16:24)

__X__ ur mums so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa__X__

Xx ur mums so drunk she couldnt get out of the pub doors Xx

__X__ ur mums so short and round they thort she was a balling so they put her on the shelf __X__

ur mum is the tits but hant got any

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vm 13
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (February 13th, 2009 at 02:09)

what joke you stupid meryem

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mYSTRY dUDE
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (February 9th, 2009 at 07:20)

YOUR MUMMAS SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN AREA CODE

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meryem
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (September 21st, 2008 at 19:57)

hi how are you that joke was it was soo funny i swear to god see you soon bye

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trishanne
Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (April 8th, 2008 at 01:14)

yo mama so fat she went to the rest room and there was no toiley so she said pick a corner

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- KC
  Comment on Yo Mama’s So Dirty Joke (November 1st, 2009 at 02:59)
  
  Your mamas like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and thrown in the alley
  
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