A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
Average rating: 4.5
Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.

771 responses to Yo Mama’s So Fat Jokes
your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it says 1 at a time please !!!!!
your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it comes up with her phone number !!!!
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you’re mum was so dumb she got ran over by a parked car.
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ur mama so ugly she made yoga from starwars look pretter
ur mama so fat that when she wanted to dance she didnt make a move or a twitch
plz rate
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ur mama so fat that when she wanted to dance she didnt iven make a move or a twitch
lol plz rate
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YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO BED SHE FALLS OFF BOTH SIDES
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yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck in mid air
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Yo momma is so fat, that when she goes to the beach, GreenPeace try to push her back in the water
xD
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UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE DRESSED FOR HER WEDDING I THOUGHT WOW THERE IS ANTARCTICA HERE!!!
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yo mama so fuckin fat the bitch cnta make my bedrock nomoree
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your momma so fat when she got on the scale it read 90120
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Your mama so stupid and poor that when I came over to her house to watch colored T.V she said “Sorry, we cant offord crayons.”
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yo momma so fat,she has to rebuild the mansion every day.
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Ur momma is soo fat that when she farted Hawaii became 17 new islands
ur momma is soo fat the when she went to the zoo the people said hippo on the loose hippo on The loose pls rate
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listen to this it is like the best joke ever.Your mommas so fat when fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was on
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THIS IS HILARIOUS
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE HAS MORE CRACK THEN A DRUG DEALER
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YO MAMA’S SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN ORBIT
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hey i love black and mexican peolpe as long as they have a noose around there neak
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your mama so fat it took indiana jones 30 years to find the lost city of atlantis in her belly button!!!!
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your mama so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck!!!
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some real funny shit but overused one too many times
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Yo momma’s so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald’s and said “Hold the cheese.”
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
when she saw the “NC-17″ sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she asked you what the number for 911 was.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg’s holiday album.
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
lolss. (:
Pleasee rateee !
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YO MOMMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN A BUS HIT HER SHE YELLED “WHO THREW THAT ROCK” lol
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YOUR MUM IS SOOOO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON THE BUS IT DID A WILLY LOL
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yo mama so fat so fat when she goes to the zoo the animals feed her
yo mama so small she can penglide with a doritto
yo mama so short she can hula hoop with a cheerio.
yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo mama so dumb she sat on the t.v. and whatched the couch.
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yo mama is so stupid she thought she could stop time by putting a clock in the freezer.
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(STARWARS YO MOMMA JOKES!)
YO MOMMA SO FAT, JABBA THE HUT SAID: DAMN!!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT JAR-JAR COMES WITH PICKLES, PICKLES!
YO MOMMA SO DUMB THAT SHE WENT TO THAILAND TO GET A “TIE” FIGHTER!
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i could do 10x better then them
exampel
yo mumma is so fat, when she steped on the road i tried to go around her but i ran out of gas.
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your mumma is so fat, when she was walking on the beach whales poped there heads up and sang “we are family”.
your mumma is so fat, when she crossed the road with a yellow jaket on peole call out”taxi”
your mumma is so old, she still needs to give the cavemen 3 rocks
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yo mama is so stupid she thought a qauterback was a refound
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Yo mama is so fat, that when she rolls over in bed, she is still on top of me!
Yo mama is so fat and dumb, that she bought a bell because she thought everytime she rang it taco’s wud appear!
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ya mama’s so black she gets her tattos done in chalk
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you are incredibly rasist i hate rasist people
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so everone is the same so give that person a chance if she is black then we wouldnt see her or hear from her if it wasnt from mlk jr. i have a dream
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YOU ARE FRIGGING RACES MAN NOOOOOOO I DONT LIKE IT YOUR JOKE IS DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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you are seriously like such a bird like who cant enjoy a good black joke without being a racist grow up you little baby
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Yo’ Mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo’ mama is so fat when she did jumping jacks it measures on the rictor scale.
Yo’ mama is so dumb cause if her brain was dynamite she would not have enough to blow her nose.
Yo’ mama so broke she cant pay attention.
Yo mama is like hitler. she kills millions with her gas.
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your mama is so fat, she tryd stealling the giant buger king sighn on the top of the building,
ur moma is so dumb, when the bartender said the drinks were on the house, she went on the roof.
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HOLLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY
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yo mama’s so fat she not only fits in the grand canyon, she made it
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Hahahha That was good. Haaa i got one
yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued
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yo mama so fat, not even bill gates could pay for liposuction
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yo mommas so fat that she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mommas so fat that when she sat on walmart she lowered all the prices.
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Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
He found a hare up his ass.
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yo mama so tall when she tript over a dam rock she hit her hede on the moon
yo mama is so frikin fat she yousis the ikeltower for lip stik
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learn how to fuckin spell lmfao
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These jokes are pretty reatarded!
who agreess ? <3 x
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yo mama so fat i need a gps to go around her
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Your mama so fat she has a part time job as a bowling ball.
Your mama so old she still ows jesus a dollar.
Your mama so old she can still remember when the grand canyon was just a crack in the path.
your mama so fat she is a reanactment of king kong.
your mama so old she when moses turned the sea into blood your mama was fishing on the other side of it.
your mama so old her breast milk is like talcum powder.
please rate !
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I wish you people knew how to spell.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when god said let there be light he turned around and said “move ur fat ass over”
Yo Mama is so fat, she uses a 8 lane highways for a slip-n-slide
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Your the ugliest boy i’ve ever seen michael jackson won’t even touch you!!!!!!!!!!lol
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yo mama so fat when i rolled on her back i got ctuck in the middle
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Yo mama’s so fat I told her i got a new grill and she started to pull steaks out her pocket:P
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ya mamas so fat and when she farts Keven Rudd chooses her as globule warming dog pee you
your mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is Wooky brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
your mama is so dumb she fought 2 packs of shorts was a joish holiday
your mama is so yellow when she breast feeds goola comes out
ya mamas so fat her pants size is ahh bitch lose some weight
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yo mammas so stupid she saW A CRACK IN THE SIDEWALK AND TRYD SMOKIN IT
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your muma is sooo fat that she irons her clothes on the driveway
your mum is soo old she owes jesus a dollar
your mum is soo fat when she plays pool she plays with the planets
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ya mums so dumb she went to safe way and starved to deaf
ya mums so dumb she went to forty winks and slept on the floor
ya mums so fat when she went in front of my house it was winter for me forever
ya mums so dumb she tried to drive a house
ya mums so dumb she cut out a curtain for a scarf
ya mums so dumb she tried using wrapping paper for a mat
ya mums so dumb she tied a piece of string from roof two floor and tried to be tarsan
ya mums so poor she could only afford a tag off pants
ya mums so poor she lives in a cardboard box
ya mums so fat she went in front of the sun and it was winter forever
ya mums so ugly she made 3 blind kids cry
ya mums so fat she made the clouds cry
ya mums so ugly she made onions cry
ya mums so fat she put on a yellow coat and people called out “taxi”
ya mums so dumb she fought koondry was a word
ya mums so dumb she would do the alphabet in sign language
ya mums so dumb she used thick bamboo as a drum stick and a Halloween pumpkin as a drum set
ya mums so dumb she tried playing Micheal Jackson thriller with just clapping
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ya mum is so dumb i said you’ve lost your mind and she went looking for it
your mums so poor that she lives in a cardboard box
your mums so ugly Santa only gave her a apple core and a banana peel for Christmas
ya mums so fat she sang with the whales “we are family”
ya mums so fat she went on a tramp and she turned it into dust
ya mums so fat someone touched her and she screamed “arr spider!!!!”
ya mums so ugly she maid onions cry
ya mums so dumb i said Christmas was around the corner and she looked for it
ya mums so scared i touched her and she ran as fast as she could
ya mums so dumb she stuck a picture on the floor instead of the wall
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ya mums so fat she went in front of my window and i didn’t get sunlight for 4 years.
ya mums so fat when she went swimming the dolthans sang “we are family”
ya mums so dumb she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed
ya mums so dumb she tried to open the door when it was already open
ya mum so dumb she walked throw a shut door
ya mums so fat she went in the middle of the ocean and she said “its to shallow”
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yo mama so fat dat whne her jelly starts to jump they say miss your phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!****************
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yo mama so fat dat when she see a cake her jelly stars to orbit
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yo mama so fat dat when she saw a salad she pass out
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yo mama so fat she weigh 100 pounds of back that ass up
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yo mama so fat she got hit by a train and said who throw that rock
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your mums so fat that when she puts on a raincoat people call out taxi
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This joke is so I mean so stupid…
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your mums so fat she has her own orbit
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ya mummas so fat she more rolls than a bakery
bob
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Q. your mom is so fat,god cant raise her spirits
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yo mama’s so fat when she sat on the toilet she gove her self a love bite oooooo ha ha ha lol
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Yo mamma so fat she’s got more roles than Greggs the bakers
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo mama so fat when she was lieing on he beach everyone shouted “Free Willy!”
Yo mama so stupid she got locked up in Mcdonalds and died of hunger
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so hairy they filmed King Kong in her shower
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it dialed her mobile phone number
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
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yo mama is so fat when she bent over it looked like two pigs fighting over a milk dud..!
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yo mama’s so fat and uglie that her teath is so yellow when she looked in my window i sed good morening sunshine ooooooo ha ha ha lol
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Yo mamma so fat she’s got more roles than Greggs the bakers
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo mama so fat when she was lieing on he beach everyone shouted “Free Willy!”
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THEY ALREADY SAID THOSE, START SAYING NEW ONES
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Your momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.
Your momma so fat, when God said “Let there be light” she had to move.
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these jokesarefunnybut i heard them before
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1. Yo mama is so fat she used the highway as a slippy slide.
2. Yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
3. Yo mama is so fat that when she bunjee jumped, she went straight to hell.
4. Yo mama is so fat that when she made a MySpace, it said, “No space left”.
5. Yo mama is so stupid she looked at the orange juice ingredients for her whole life because of it saying “concentrate”.
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Beat This One:
Your Momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids scared.
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