Yo Mama’s So Fat Jokes
A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.
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Wrote on June 25, 2006 @ 7:16 pm
Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil
Wrote on September 19, 2006 @ 5:17 pm
yo momas so fat that when she went to fright mare on market strret she got a job application
yo momas so fat that when god said let their be light he asked her to move
yo momas like a brick shes hard and gdets layed by mexicans
yo momas like a bowling ball she gets fingered and comes back for more
yo momas like a bowling shoe you dont know wats bean in her
Wrote on October 27, 2006 @ 1:32 am
your amas so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time
Wrote on December 1, 2006 @ 2:01 pm
your mamas so fat her siarl bowl came with a life gard
Wrote on December 1, 2006 @ 2:03 pm
your mama so fat she got a belly button done but you could not see it
Wrote on December 2, 2006 @ 8:56 am
yo mamas so skinny she can put her piss flaps ova her head and look like a sugarpuff lol
Wrote on December 2, 2006 @ 8:59 am
yo mamas so short that ur dad can use her 4 a tooth pick
Wrote on December 12, 2006 @ 10:00 am
flot like a butterfly sting like a bee i sleep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
Wrote on January 2, 2007 @ 8:08 am
Yo’ momma’s so fat, when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool - Aid”
Wrote on January 8, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
your mama is so hairy she grows afro’s around her nipples
Wrote on January 12, 2007 @ 10:35 am
yo mama is so fat her picture weighs twenty pounds.
Wrote on January 27, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
your mamas so dum that she so dog shit on the floor and thought it was chocolate
Wrote on January 30, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
yamomma got a afro wit a nike sign in tha back of her head, so everybody call her hair jordan
Wrote on January 30, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
Yo momma so ugly, she wears handme down, handme downs…
Wrote on February 26, 2007 @ 1:18 am
Yo mama so fatt not even jesus could lift up her spirit
Wrote on February 26, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.
Wrote on February 27, 2007 @ 9:48 am
yo mama so ygly she had to whare make up on the radio
Wrote on March 8, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
your mam’s so fat that when she’s pee’s, it rains!
Wrote on March 9, 2007 @ 7:33 pm
Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone
Wrote on March 9, 2007 @ 7:35 pm
Yo moma so ugly even ron jeremy turned her down
Wrote on March 10, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
yo mamas so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look mama its the elephant!
Wrote on March 14, 2007 @ 10:37 am
Your mamas so old, her birth certificate says expired
Wrote on March 17, 2007 @ 9:26 am
Yo momma so fat she rents shade.
Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.
Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.
Wrote on March 24, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
casseys so fat she broke branch of the family tree
Wrote on March 27, 2007 @ 8:31 pm
Yo mama’s so old jesus was her best friend
Wrote on April 1, 2007 @ 10:03 pm
your mums so dumb she got hit by a parked car !!1
wat now bitch !!
Call me
Wrote on April 5, 2007 @ 10:50 am
your mama is so fat she asks for a water bed and they stik a blanket over the ocean
Wrote on April 5, 2007 @ 10:52 am
your mamas so stupid she takes a ruler 2 bed nd sees how long she sleeps
Wrote on April 6, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
yo mama so fat when she went the bathroom thetoilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me
Wrote on April 17, 2007 @ 4:26 am
your mums that fat shes on both sides of the family
Wrote on April 17, 2007 @ 4:30 am
your mums so fat she had to get babtised in the ocean
Wrote on April 21, 2007 @ 6:03 am
yo mumma’s so fat she has her own theme song, “KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN. KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN,ROLLIN.”
Wrote on April 23, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
yo mamas so hairy that when she walking down the street her legs look like two dogs fighting
Wrote on April 23, 2007 @ 10:02 pm
your muma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.
Wrote on April 23, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
Your mummas so fat, she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.
Wrote on April 25, 2007 @ 10:21 am
yo mamas so fat she went on a merry go round and when she got of the horse limped for a week
Wrote on April 25, 2007 @ 10:24 am
yo mama so small she committed suicide of the kerb
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up
yo mama so dumb she got locked in heli beds and slept on the floor
Wrote on April 25, 2007 @ 10:27 am
your mama so kind she compared u to shit
Wrote on April 27, 2007 @ 6:11 am
you mama so fat she won the war by her self
Wrote on April 28, 2007 @ 11:31 am
Your momma so fat that wheb she sat on rainbow skittles popped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wrote on April 28, 2007 @ 11:32 am
You so ugly your momma got morning sickness after you were born!1111
Wrote on April 28, 2007 @ 11:33 am
You so ugly that pimple on your lips mistook your lips for the crack of you a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wrote on May 6, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Wrote on May 8, 2007 @ 7:57 am
your muma is so fat! that when she fell i was lafin but the floor was craccin up!!
Wrote on May 8, 2007 @ 7:59 am
ur mama is so fat that evan bill gates couldent pay for surgery !!
Wrote on May 8, 2007 @ 8:00 am
can u tell ur mum to stop changing her lipstick cz my dick looks like a rainbow !
Wrote on May 8, 2007 @ 10:39 am
Your Mom is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus the doctor gave her 87 years to live.
Wrote on May 10, 2007 @ 7:22 am
yo mom so fat………
Wrote on May 10, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
Your mama’s so old, when I told her to act her age the bitch died
Wrote on May 15, 2007 @ 9:42 pm
your mums so fat i got lost in her bra
Wrote on May 15, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
your mums so fat she cant fing her pussy
Wrote on May 17, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
your mamas so dumb she tripped over an cordless phone
yo mamas so fat her nickname is dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
yo mamas so fat when we went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install
speed bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey to all my homie love yA WAZZ CRACKIN BITCH
Wrote on May 17, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
You mama so dumb that she sits on the tv,watches the couch,And yells Go Blue Cushion!!!!!
Wrote on May 17, 2007 @ 8:53 pm
yo mama so poor i went ovr to hr house and stppdd on a ciggeret And she yelled Who turned of the heater??
Wrote on May 18, 2007 @ 1:59 am
your mums so fat i could paint her red and use her as a lottery ball
Wrote on May 22, 2007 @ 3:52 am
ur muma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves
Wrote on May 23, 2007 @ 11:37 am
you mama so fat she got euros in one pocket and pesos in the other
Wrote on May 23, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
your moms so stupid she got locked in the food market and starved
Wrote on May 25, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
Koo
Wrote on May 28, 2007 @ 9:46 pm
I need to loose weight.
Wrote on May 29, 2007 @ 7:40 am
ur mummas so fat shes got her own post code
ur mummas so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins
ur mummas so fat she jumps in the pool and the life guard tries to harpoon her
ur mummas so fat she got her own solar system
ur mummas so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet
Wrote on May 30, 2007 @ 8:09 am
yo mama is so old she was jesus god mother
yo mama is so fat that when she wear a yellow rain suit
someone said taxi
Wrote on June 7, 2007 @ 12:19 pm
ur moma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic
ur moma so fat that when she got in the the swimming pool the water jumped out
ur moma so fat thta when she goes tho the cinema she sits nxt to every one
will and david r so fat that when the walked into the sea
and found a group of wales and started to sing we r family
lol
Wrote on June 7, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
ur moma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust
ur momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world
c iz 4 cookie and cokkie gd 4 me
Wrote on June 7, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
ur moma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust
ur momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world
c iz 4 cookie and cokkie gd 4 me
lol lmao
Wrote on June 8, 2007 @ 2:33 am
yo mama so fat, she jumped in mid-air and got stuck
Wrote on June 8, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
your mamas so fat when my frined tooker her hunting and all the animals ran away because she smeeled like u
Wrote on June 8, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
uor mamas so fucin ugaly i tooker to my house and i never want back ther agin
Wrote on June 14, 2007 @ 7:53 am
ur muma sodumb she got stabbed in a shootout
ur mama so uggly she makes blind children cry
Wrote on June 14, 2007 @ 11:54 pm
your mama’s so fat were in her write now
Wrote on June 15, 2007 @ 7:40 pm
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!
Wrote on June 18, 2007 @ 7:10 pm
your so fat when u go to a buffet they have to install speed bumps
Wrote on June 20, 2007 @ 4:20 am
SAMS MUM IS FAT !!!!!
Wrote on June 29, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
Yo mother so ugly she ran the boogeyman out of business
Wrote on July 13, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
YO MAMAS HAS BEEN IN JAIL SO MANY TIMES THAT SHE SOLD THE HOUSE
Wrote on July 15, 2007 @ 8:53 am
yo mamas so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide
Wrote on July 19, 2007 @ 4:52 am
ooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well your mom is like a shotugn two cocks and she blows
your mom is like a vacum she sucks and blows
your mom is like a home depot she has got all the hard woods
your moms hair is so nappy it takes tylenol to calm it
Wrote on July 24, 2007 @ 9:24 pm
your momas so fat she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon
ur so ugly ur mom had to tie a pork chop 2 ur face just so the dog would play with you
ur so ugly ur mom had 2 feed you with a catapult
ur so dumb you had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo Mama’s so dumb she stole a free sample
MAMFS FAT..peace out
Wrote on July 26, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
Hey, I loved your site, great idea to post all those jokes for everybody to use when they need a good yo momma joke. If you think you’re up to it, check out (please don’t post your links here) and try battling people around the country. Show them what a real yo momma joke is really all about.
Wrote on July 28, 2007 @ 7:31 pm
your mom is so fat she made the world like a danger zone
Wrote on July 28, 2007 @ 7:39 pm
your mom so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness
Wrote on July 28, 2007 @ 7:40 pm
your mom so fat she sits around the house
Wrote on July 28, 2007 @ 7:45 pm
do you knoi why the dinosaurs are extinct because your fat mother farted and killed every 1
Wrote on July 28, 2007 @ 7:47 pm
your mom likes a school bus because every1 rides her
Wrote on July 29, 2007 @ 9:58 pm
your mom is so fat she was a tung of fun
Wrote on August 7, 2007 @ 9:39 am
ur mamas so fat that she went shopping and the shop closed when it seen her coming from new york to sydney
Wrote on August 9, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard! You’ve def got the jokes. You should check out (links like this are deleted) and share your jokes with the rest of the world! You can even do a video – it’s sweet.
Here are a few Yo Momma jokes that I know:
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Wrote on August 10, 2007 @ 9:12 pm
ur mum is so fat cause she cant afford to go to the bulldogs shop to by a ticket
Wrote on August 10, 2007 @ 11:18 pm
u mum is so fat cause she cant fit in the shops and the car
Wrote on August 10, 2007 @ 11:20 pm
ur mum is so fat cause she its to much macs and kfc at bankstown
Wrote on August 12, 2007 @ 10:20 am
your mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
Wrote on August 12, 2007 @ 10:29 am
YO MUMS SO HAIRY SHE LIFTS HER ARM IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GT BOB MARLEY IN A HEAD LOCK
Wrote on August 16, 2007 @ 11:01 am
al thes r realey shit n all ya mumas a so fat thev got a sesion tickit 4 mcdonolds
Wrote on August 24, 2007 @ 7:31 am
ur mummas so old when her mumma told her to act her age she died
ur mummas so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree
Wrote on August 26, 2007 @ 7:01 am
yamums so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller
Wrote on August 27, 2007 @ 1:48 am
yo mama so fat we had a pool party in her bellly button!
Wrote on August 28, 2007 @ 11:20 pm
ya mamas so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat at the shops people yelled out taxi
Wrote on September 2, 2007 @ 2:04 am
Your mama has so much acne that it looks like they pushed a meat cleaver across her face
Wrote on September 2, 2007 @ 2:05 am
your mama so ugly that people thought michael jackson was her twin
Wrote on September 2, 2007 @ 2:06 am
your mama smells so bad it smells like she shoved her face up my dogs ass
Wrote on September 2, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
YOUR MOM IS SO SO FAT THAT SHE DOESNOT FIT IN THE TUB
Wrote on September 2, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE PUTS LIP STICK IN HER HEAD SO SHE CULD REFRESH HER HEAD
Wrote on September 3, 2007 @ 6:19 am
yo mamma so old that her mamma said she had to act her age and she died
Wrote on September 4, 2007 @ 6:44 pm
your mama so fat she got knocked over by a car and said who threw that fucking stone
Wrote on September 4, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
your mamas so fat she went to the shop in high heels and came bk in flipflops
Wrote on September 6, 2007 @ 5:24 am
all these r stupid but i guess i cant make any betta 1z so yer.
Wrote on September 6, 2007 @ 7:58 pm
Yo mama’s so fat she thinks the capitol of Turkey is gravy.
Wrote on September 10, 2007 @ 3:28 am
yo mommas so poor…i rang her door bell and her toilet flushed
Wrote on September 10, 2007 @ 3:29 am
yo mommas so skinny she can hoola hoop in a fruit loop
Wrote on September 13, 2007 @ 8:00 am
your amas so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time
Wrote on September 13, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
ur mommas glasses are so thik u can see people waving on her driving lisence.
ur dad thinks his superman with ur moms red scarf..
ur moms chekin snoop og look ur grannys gettin a BOOB JOB!!!!!
Wrote on September 16, 2007 @ 4:20 am
ya mum so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued…
Wrote on September 16, 2007 @ 4:26 am
( .Y. ) wat is it ???
Wrote on September 18, 2007 @ 11:35 am
yo mumma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the soffa lol
Wrote on September 18, 2007 @ 11:37 am
yo mummas so fat wen she jumpt in the air she got stuk lol
Wrote on September 18, 2007 @ 3:36 pm
ur mama so poor for christmas she bought a video people opening there presents funny rigth lol!!!
Wrote on September 20, 2007 @ 11:03 pm
ur mummas so ugly when she went to the toilet and scared the shits out of its
Wrote on September 22, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
YO MOMAS SO FAT SHE SAT IN A MONSTER TRUCK AND TURNED IT INTO A LOW RIDER
Wrote on September 22, 2007 @ 7:29 pm
YO MOMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A SUPERMARKET AND STARVED
Wrote on September 24, 2007 @ 7:33 am
yo mama so fat that her undes look like gre stings lol hahahahahaha
Wrote on September 25, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
your mama so small that she holded up a sign that said dont spit cant swim.
Wrote on September 27, 2007 @ 3:10 am
ya mummas so fat that she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick
Wrote on September 27, 2007 @ 3:13 am
ya mumas so fat that she triped over a wallmut triped over kmart and landed on target
lolololollolololololololololololol
hahahahahahaha
Wrote on October 2, 2007 @ 10:07 pm
your jokes are so funny so tell me your best jokes pleace homy
Wrote on October 3, 2007 @ 1:09 am
Yo Muma’s so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo muma’s so fat … wait she just is
And why do we say all these fuckn jokes when all you could say is ….
……………………….. Yo muma’s so fat!
Wrote on October 3, 2007 @ 1:16 am
YOUR MUMAS SO OLD WHEN SHE WENT IN A PLAY … THEY TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE …. AND SHE DIED!
yOU MUMAS HEAD SO SMALL WHEN THEY PEICED ONE HEAR SHE DIED!!!
THAT SO FUKN FUNNY
Wrote on October 3, 2007 @ 7:26 am
Your muma is so fat shes just fat ok.
Wrote on October 5, 2007 @ 9:47 am
yo mam’s so fat she jumpped up in the air and got stuck
Wrote on October 5, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
Yo Mama is so fat the only thing stoping her from Jenny Craigs was the Door
Wrote on October 9, 2007 @ 4:49 am
Yo Momma so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.
Yo Momma so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
Yo Momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
Yo Momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo Momma so fat her fave food is seconds.
Wrote on October 9, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
YO MOMMAS SO FAT, UR GRANDMA HAD TO TAKE HER TO SEAWORLD JUST TO GET BAPTIZED
Wrote on October 14, 2007 @ 5:34 pm
Hey these jokes are relly funny! LOL
HAHAHA
Wrote on October 15, 2007 @ 6:50 pm
your mommas so fat everytime she turned around its christmas
Wrote on October 15, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
whats a definition od cheekines weeing through sum 1 letter box and askin how far it went
Wrote on October 15, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
whats a definition of cheekines putting a brick through sum ones window and asking for it back
Wrote on October 15, 2007 @ 6:55 pm
whats a definition of agony hanging of a cliff with 1 arm and a itchy bum
Wrote on October 15, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
whats a definition of tightness putting a blind man in a circled room and saying there ya food in the corner
Wrote on October 18, 2007 @ 2:17 am
your mamma so scody that they tape deadliest catch in her underpants
don’t worry your mammas the smartest person i know with down syndrome
your mammas so fat that when she goes into a resturant they call a swat team
Wrote on October 22, 2007 @ 10:51 am
yo mums so fat, she went to the masseiuse and every massager needed a search party
Wrote on October 22, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
ya maama so fat were’re inside her right know
Wrote on October 22, 2007 @ 6:40 pm
your mum is soooo small she tryed to commit suicide of a kerb
Wrote on October 22, 2007 @ 6:42 pm
your mamma so short she can do backflips under a bed
Wrote on October 23, 2007 @ 4:37 am
your mama so fat she sat ona rain bow and skittels poped out!
Wrote on October 23, 2007 @ 4:38 am
your mama so fat if u paint her yellow and walk whiht her donw the street peapole will say taxi taxi!
Wrote on October 23, 2007 @ 4:39 am
your mama so dum she boght a condum and said how to i put this on
Wrote on October 23, 2007 @ 4:40 am
on hallaween your mama spills out pumpkin seeds!
Wrote on October 23, 2007 @ 4:41 am
your so ugly u haf to get your mama drunk to kisss u
Wrote on October 23, 2007 @ 4:42 am
your so ugly your mama got a papaer stating u have to stay 1000 feet away from her!
Wrote on October 23, 2007 @ 4:42 am
your mama so ugly she whent to shrek the third and some one said wow! shrek is 3d sitting next to me!
Wrote on October 24, 2007 @ 12:02 am
your mama like a ogershe big and green and looks hella ugly
Wrote on October 25, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
your mom is so fat she was wearing a mountian dew shirt and people thouhgt she was a pop machine a started put quarter up her ass
Wrote on October 25, 2007 @ 4:09 pm
your mom is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
Wrote on October 25, 2007 @ 4:11 pm
ur mama is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling free willy
Wrote on October 25, 2007 @ 4:15 pm
yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants with a drive way
Wrote on October 25, 2007 @ 4:16 pm
your mama is so fat she rolled over 4 quaters and made it a dollar
Wrote on October 25, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
yo mama is so fat she gots more chin than a hong kong phone book
Wrote on October 27, 2007 @ 3:53 am
Sure , some of you all came up with some reasonably cute stuff, but did any of you go to school? Seriously people, look at your spelling!
Wrote on October 27, 2007 @ 3:59 am
your mama so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch
your mama so fat when it rains she uses the freeway onramp as a slip and slide
your mamas bloodtype is ragu
your mamas so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscense
your mamas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train
Wrote on October 27, 2007 @ 4:48 am
Yo Momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
Yo Momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
Yo Momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
Yo Momma so fat small objects orbit her.
Yo Momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
Wrote on November 2, 2007 @ 7:03 pm
u lot r so sad with da your mum jokes come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrote on November 2, 2007 @ 9:22 pm
yer mom is so ugly when she was born her mom said “error error”
Wrote on November 3, 2007 @ 4:48 am
Yo Momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo Momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
Yo Momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.
Yo Momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
Yo Momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.
Yo Momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
Wrote on November 5, 2007 @ 6:24 pm
Yo mama is so fat, when she moved out of the state, the obesity rate went down 30%!
Wrote on November 7, 2007 @ 12:56 am
Your moms so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Wrote on November 9, 2007 @ 4:47 am
Yo Momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Yo Momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Yo Momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
Yo Momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Wrote on November 12, 2007 @ 8:56 am
your mama so fat that she went on a elavata she press up she went down.
Wrote on November 12, 2007 @ 9:06 am
your mama so old the her barest milk to into powderer lolololololololololol yo mans your mother so old lol 1_7
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah =D
Wrote on November 12, 2007 @ 11:26 am
these jokes are really old. i think people need to come up with something that isnt so original
Wrote on November 15, 2007 @ 4:51 am
Yo Momma so fat her belt size is Equator.
Yo Momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo Momma so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo Momma so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo Momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
Wrote on November 15, 2007 @ 5:03 am
c;mon these jokes are so old theyre making me sleepy
Wrote on November 15, 2007 @ 5:04 am
your mama is so stupid she doesnt no shes stupid
Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
yo moma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo moma so fat she sat on the rainbow and richard simmons popped out.
Wrote on November 20, 2007 @ 4:51 am
Yo Momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!
Yo Momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo Momma so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
Yo Momma so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.
Yo Momma so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:27 am
yo mama so ugly she looks like king kong in the morning .
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:30 am
yo mama is shit your dad is bull when you were born you were named bullshit.
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:33 am
chady your morther is so fat when she sat on quater a buger pop out of george washinton nose.
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:35 am
yo mama is so fat when she step on the scale it said overload
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:38 am
yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg gravy pourd out
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:39 am
yo mama so fat when i put her in my front lawn i could feel the water waves moving
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:41 am
dimond you got some good jokes
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:43 am
and by the way dimond are you the one that geos to eldorado
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:43 am
are you a girl
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:44 am
you suke fat moma
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:46 am
who just called me a bich
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 12:51 am
i smoke some crak in the morning i smoke some crake at nigh i smoke some in the afternoon and it makes me feels alrigh,alrigh man
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
your muma so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
your mums so fat every time she rolls over its a new year
i got msn
Wrote on November 21, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
your mums so fat every time she rolls over its a new year
Wrote on November 22, 2007 @ 8:59 pm
yo mama so fat she jumped up and was stuck between
the planats
Wrote on November 22, 2007 @ 9:01 pm
yo mama so fat she could go trick or treating at 2 houses at once
”trick or treat”
”trick or treat”
Wrote on November 22, 2007 @ 9:05 pm
i pooped my pants
Wrote on November 24, 2007 @ 4:52 am
Yo Momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
Yo Momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
Yo Momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
Yo Momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says - ‘I give up…’
Yo Momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
Yo Momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
Yo Momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Wrote on November 24, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
yo mama s so fat dat she was in a gun shooting …got shot…plumbers still trying 2 find the leaks
Wrote on November 27, 2007 @ 4:42 am
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Wrote on November 28, 2007 @ 4:42 am
yo mama is so fat wen she hung out her undies they thuoght the circus was in town
Wrote on November 28, 2007 @ 4:45 am
yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
Wrote on November 28, 2007 @ 4:47 am
yo mama is so fat there was a cake on the table and she ate it all hahahaha
Wrote on November 29, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
Yo mama so fat we when she dieted for a week the European food surplus doubled.
Yo mama so fat when she dieted for a week the local supermarket filed for bankruptcy.
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
yo mama so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 4:00 pm
yo mama so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
yo mama so fat she walked by my house and i lost 5 days of sunlight
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 4:05 pm
yo mama so stupid you said lets watch color tv she said let me get out my crayons
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
yo mama so fat she went to the bathroom stepped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number
Wrote on December 3, 2007 @ 4:51 am
your mums so dumb she got locked in a lock-smith
Wrote on December 5, 2007 @ 1:39 am
Yo momma’s so fat when she stands in the middle of the street wearing a yellow rain coat they yell out TAXI……….. BEAT THAT. BRING IT…………. Yo momma’s so fat she got locked in Mcdonalds and she starved to death……………………….. Yo mommas so fat that when she walks along the water at the beach the whales jump out and say omg their is some one fatter than us………..
Wrote on December 7, 2007 @ 7:32 am
your mum’s so fat that when she sings it’s over!
your mum’s so fat that her bath tub has stretch marks!
yo mamma’ so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!!lol
your mamma’s so fat she ha got more chins then a hong kong phone book.
Wrote on December 8, 2007 @ 2:15 am
Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Wrote on December 12, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
ur mommas so fat she cut a hole in the cieling so she could watch sky
Wrote on December 13, 2007 @ 7:04 pm
ya mum is so fat when she stood in the middle of the road all the cars went around her bcoz they all thought she was a roundabout
lol lol lol lol lol lol
Wrote on December 15, 2007 @ 12:14 am
yo mummas so fat that the only thing stopping her getting to jenny craig is the door!!
hahahaha
p.s i rock
Wrote on December 15, 2007 @ 12:18 am
a boy named billy had a 10 foot willy and showed the girls next door they thought it was a snake and hit it wif a rake and now it is only 5 foot 4
lol
jenn+ jack clark=love bbirds
Wrote on December 18, 2007 @ 7:33 pm
yo mamas so old wen she went to da toilet dust came ottt
Wrote on December 19, 2007 @ 5:20 am
YO mamma is so fat she stomped her foot and went straight to { The opposite of heven}
Wrote on December 19, 2007 @ 5:24 am
Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitatinol pull!;)
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
All the joke are really funny heres one that i made up……. Your mommas so fat she makes Paris Hilton look like a killer whale
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
Your mommas so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
yor moms so fat she’s got other fat people orbiting around her
your moms so fat she stood on a rainbow and made skittles
your mums so fat she jumped up and got stuck
your mums so fat when she bungee jumped she took the bridge down with her
your moms so fat she wears a watch on both arms cause shes in two different timezones
Wrote on December 21, 2007 @ 12:02 am
yo mama so fat when she saw a bus she yelled slow down with dat twicky
Wrote on December 21, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
your mama is so fat that when she wears heels, she strikes oil.
your mama is so old that she waited tables at the last supper.
your mama is so ugly that her mama was arrested for producing an environmental disaster
she’s so ugly that your papa has to watch porn to cum while they are having sex.
your mama is so old that her breastmilk has to get FDA approval.
Owen saying peace out, Naija for ever baby, Man United for life.
Wrote on December 21, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
Yo mama is so fat i had to take 2 buses and tranes just to get on her good side
Wrote on December 22, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
u made me crake up a little tip(shorten it up it took me 30 miniutes just to watch all that) byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Wrote on December 22, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
I KNOW THE BEST ONE YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT M&MS IN ABC ORDER DUHHHHH! KEEP ON ROCKIN HOMYS
Wrote on December 23, 2007 @ 6:02 pm
heyyyyyy!!!!!! i cracked up when i read your jokes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahah blah blah. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weno bubye
Wrote on December 27, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the blue wales sang, “we are family, even though your fater then me!!!!!”
Wrote on December 30, 2007 @ 8:50 am
Yo mamas so fat when she goes outside everybody thinks its daylight savings
Wrote on December 30, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
yo mama so stupid she putes makup on her head to makup her mind
Wrote on December 30, 2007 @ 5:54 pm
yo mama so fat she needs a dumpster to go to the bathroom
Wrote on January 3, 2008 @ 10:21 am
hummm, anyone want to holla at me? i need a hug
Wrote on January 3, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
yo momma is so old and stupid, she traveled back in time with a switch and when jesus said let there be light she flipped it
Wrote on January 4, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Wrote on January 4, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side
your mums so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
Wrote on January 8, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
Yo’ family is so ugly, when i took a bugger off the wall she said, ” Who took off our family picture?!”
Yo’ family is so poor when i asked whats for dinner, your mom pulled out a shot gun and said, “The next Motha Fuker that moves. . .”
Yo’ momma so ugly, when she try to apply to to a haunted movie they said, “Sorry, No professionals.”
Wrote on January 12, 2008 @ 1:45 am
your mama so fat she ordered a mini slide and whenever it rain she used the highway for her mini slide
Wrote on January 13, 2008 @ 5:22 am
your mama so fat that she went to sit on a chare all u herd was crack.
Wrote on January 16, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
your muma so small she has to slam dunk her bus ticket
you mums so stupid she got locvked in a toilet and pissed herself
yah mamas so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
yah mum so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed
yah mums so fat when she sits down she needs planning permission
Wrote on January 17, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
Your mama’s sio fat she jumped in the swimmin pool and the swimmin pool jumped out
Jokes
Wrote on January 17, 2008 @ 12:08 pm
Yo mama’s so Tall She backfliped And Kicked Jesus
Wrote on January 17, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
yo mamas so poor she cant afford to pay attenion
Wrote on January 22, 2008 @ 2:42 am
Yo mama so fat G-D said let there be light so she had to get outa the way
Wrote on January 30, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
yo moma so fat she stepped on a scele and it said george w.bush’s phone number!!!
Wrote on January 30, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
yo moma is so hairy she’s got a mowhawk below on her!!!
Wrote on January 30, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
yomoma is so dum…the door rang and she checked the fregurator
Wrote on January 30, 2008 @ 10:04 pm
yomoma is so poor she can’t afford to get something free!
Wrote on January 30, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
yo moma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said george w. bush’s phone number!!!
Wrote on January 30, 2008 @ 10:07 pm
yo moma so fat she sweats while putting on her shoes!
Wrote on January 30, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
yo moma is so fat………………………………………………………………she just fat yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaa boy
Wrote on February 5, 2008 @ 9:20 am
Yo mamma’s so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Wrote on February 5, 2008 @ 6:42 pm
your muma’s so fat that when she bent over your dad popped out!!!!!
your moma’s so fat she has her own zip code
your moma’s so fat then when she changed seat on the plane the twin towers came down!
your moma’s so fat she is banned from swimming after the sunami’s!!
Wrote on February 5, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
your mama’s so fat she needs the superbowl for her cereal
Wrote on February 5, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
your mama’s so fat the neighbours are always round
Wrote on February 13, 2008 @ 7:46 pm
your momma’s so fat she sat on wal-mart and the prices lowerd.
Wrote on February 17, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
yo mama’s so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me
Wrote on February 20, 2008 @ 8:20 am
yo mamma so poor man i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing she sade moving!
Wrote on February 20, 2008 @ 8:21 am
yo mamma soooo ugly the docter for her face sade where do i start?
Wrote on February 20, 2008 @ 8:22 am
yo mamma so fat she jumped out of a plan in a blue suit and every one sade the shys falling the shys falling!
Wrote on February 20, 2008 @ 8:23 am
yo mamma so fat she has her on time zones
Wrote on February 20, 2008 @ 8:24 am
yo mamma so fat man she got on the syale and the fat doctor came and sade OO IS THAT YOU PHONE NUMBER?!
Wrote on February 21, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
i liked the refgerator that was funny
Wrote on February 22, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
ur mumas so hairy shes the back up for chewbaka
Wrote on February 23, 2008 @ 2:53 am
Yo mama is so fat And harry she lookes like king kongs left nipple
Wrote on February 23, 2008 @ 2:55 am
Yo mama is so fat when she farted the whole world blew up
Wrote on February 23, 2008 @ 9:50 am
Ur mums so ugly king kong rang her up and asked for his face back
ur mums so hairy wen u were born u got carpet burn
ur mums got more rolls than a bakers
Wrote on February 25, 2008 @ 1:23 am
Yo mama so fat, she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat, even her picture fell off the wall.
Yo mama so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn’t have enough for the $2 sex.
Wrote on February 28, 2008 @ 1:55 am
yo mama is so skinny she look like a toothpick
Wrote on March 2, 2008 @ 9:02 am
ur mamas so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone#
Wrote on March 8, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
joe mammas sooooo stupid she saw a black bus with mixed people in it and she said omgwtf its snickers
Wrote on March 8, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
joe mamma is so old that she is in yodas 2nd grade class
Wrote on March 8, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
your mamma is soooooooooooo fat she got a yellow coat on and went outside and the japeniese are like ooo godzilla
Wrote on March 14, 2008 @ 2:54 am
yo mama so fat, when someone threw a bus at her, she said,” hey, who threw that rock?”
yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you died of rug-burn.
yo mama so stupid, she bought a donut, but had to return it cuz it had a hole in it.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale it read: one at a time please.
Wrote on March 17, 2008 @ 1:11 am
yo mumas so fat that when she swam in the oceon she got the other side and when she got out her beckinie obsorbed all the water and all the fish were stuck up her arse and you could see titanic now you know why she was so fishy down below
Wrote on March 17, 2008 @ 1:15 am
yo mumas so fat when she went to town she nicked the c from clairs accsesories and the c from M’c Donalds for her earings but she took em back because they were different colors
Wrote on March 17, 2008 @ 1:16 am
yo mumas so thick she said to the cat go get me my mobile . wait it herer and she picked up the celculator.
Wrote on March 17, 2008 @ 11:41 pm
yo momma is like a village bycicle everybody’s had a ride.
Wrote on March 17, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.
Wrote on March 18, 2008 @ 5:59 am
ur mamas so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone#
Wrote on March 18, 2008 @ 6:04 am
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Wrote on March 18, 2008 @ 6:08 am
Yo’ mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!
Wrote on March 18, 2008 @ 6:11 am
Yo’ mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!
Wrote on March 18, 2008 @ 6:12 am
your mammas so fat she fits in both sides of the family!!!!!
Wrote on March 19, 2008 @ 8:06 am
Yo mama is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale she said i want my weight noy my credit card number
Wrote on March 19, 2008 @ 8:32 am
yo mum is so fat
Wrote on March 21, 2008 @ 6:41 am
yo mam’s so hairy when u were born u had carpet burn!
hahahahahaha!
yo mumas ass is so big she went to a scientist and he said by god we found a comtinental ridge!
Wrote on March 21, 2008 @ 10:36 am
Your mum’s so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Your mum’s so fat she sat on a nitendo game cube and it turned into a gameboy
Your mum’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”
Wrote on March 26, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
Yo mama soo fat she got baptised at sea world
Yo mama soo fat i need 2buses and a train too get on her good side
Yo mama soo fat her pantie size is bungaloo
Wrote on March 31, 2008 @ 11:48 pm
yo mamma smells so bad suicide bombers from iraq come under her arm just to die
yo mamma is like a motor she just keep goin and goin
yo mamma is like a horse i tell that bitch when to go and stop
yo mamma is so old everytime she smile all i see is doe doe
Wrote on April 1, 2008 @ 1:02 am
yo mam’s so fat she played all the caraters off the nutty perfeser
Wrote on April 4, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
yo mommas so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl
Wrote on April 14, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
Yo motha`s so fat, thaat when she jump for joy….she got stuck!!
Wrote on April 14, 2008 @ 9:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wgKqOyIqQU
Wrote on April 15, 2008 @ 2:30 am
yo mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
Wrote on April 16, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
yo mama’s so fat that when she trips, the Earth cracks in 2 piece
Wrote on April 17, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
yo mama’s so fat that when she farted everyone thought the wind was blowing
Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 5:59 am
yo mama so fat that bill gates couldnt afford to pay her liposuction
yo mama so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite
Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 7:28 am
yo mama’s so fat that by the time i drive around her i ran out of petril
yo mama’s so fat that shes’ got her own postcode
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mam