A new collection of free funny Yo Mama So Fat Jokes to chuckle over.

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 1
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 2
Yo mama so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 3
Yo mama so fat instead of an STD she gave me cholesterol

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 4
Yo mama so fat it took her four weeks to die from a lethal injection.

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 5
Yo mama so fat not even God could lift her spirits

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 6
Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza….Hut.

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 7
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 8
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 9
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers

Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 10
Yo mama so fat she got her own area code

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turns!”

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 4
Yo mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, “Stop that Twinkie!”

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 9
Yo Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

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Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on weights it says: To be continued.

Yo Mama Is So Fat

Yo Mama Is So Fat 1
yo mama is so fat she thought the first 3 letters of the alphabet was KFC

Yo Mama Is So Fat 2
Yo mama is so fat she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

Yo Mama Is So Fat 3
Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

Yo Mama Is So Fat 4
Yo mama is so fat when she was in Call of Duty she got killed and the person that killed her got a five person kill streak.

Yo Mama Is So Fat 5
Yo mama is so fat, NASA qualified her as a planet

Yo Mama Is So Fat 6
Yo mama is so fat, that when she dies, they will need to make a whole new cemetery!

Yo Mama Is So Fat 7
Yo Mama is so fat, when she got on the scale her phone number showed up!

Yo Mama Is So Fat 8
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g, get your fat ass off of me

Yo Mama Is So Fat 9
Yo Mama is so fat, she created a black hole because she has attained infinite mass.

Yo Mama Is So Fat 10
Yo mama is so fat that she makes a sumo wrestlers look anorexic

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 1
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 2
Yo mama so fat and dumb, she thinks “Real women have curves and diabetes”

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 3
Yo Mama so fat and her teeth are so yellow the only cat calls she gets are “Hey Taxi”

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 4
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 5
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 6
Yo mama so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 7
Yo mama so fat for Halloween she wore a black plastic bag and when asked what she was going as she said night.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 8
yo mama so fat half of her ass was in a parallel universe

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 9
yo mama so fat her ass got mistaken for Uranus

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 10
yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 11
yo mama so fat her blood is dough-nut jelly

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 12
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 13
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Rocky Road

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 14
Yo Mama so fat her idea of eating pork is eating the entire pig.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 15
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds

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