A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.
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Hey this is my first time doing this so don’t be a hater..
Yo mama’s so ugly when she was born the doctors didn’t know if her ass was her face so they just put diapers on both ends and called her Q-Tip.
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yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill when she got up and then there were 4 quarters
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I’m 12 years old and listen to this I didn’t make it up but it’s good: Yo mama’s so stupid she asked “What brand of jeans are you wearing?” you said “Guess” so she said “Levi’s”
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Heres one i made up. yo moma is so stupid insead of wathing tv she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the guy said sorry no professinals.
i made this one up 2…..
yo mom is like a shot gun 2 cocks and she blows
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thiz site iz okaii sum ppl jkz r sooo corny lyk cum on really get betta jkz cuz yall BITCHES r lame!!!
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1.your mamas so fat that dora cant explore her!
2.your mams so fat that when she dies she ends world hunger!
3.your mamas so fat that the only letters she knows in the alphabet is KFC!
4.your mamas so fat that when she went to a party in high heels she came back in flip flops!
5.your mamas so fat that when she goes on a diet mcdonalds go bankrupt!
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UR MUMMA SO STUPID UR DAD SAID IT CHILLY OUT SIDE SHE GRABBED A SPOON
UR MUMMA SO POOR WHEN SHE GOES 2 KFC SHE HAS 2 LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS
UR MUMS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES 2 KFC SHE ORDERS THE BUCKET ON THE ROOF
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UR MUMS SO FAT SHES GOT MORE CHINS THE THE HONG KONG PHONE BOOK
UR MUMS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT 2 THE AIRPORT SHE GOT BUSTED 4 TEN POUNDS OF CRACK
UR MUMS SO FAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS SMUGGLING A VOLKSWAGEN
UR MUMS SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT
UR MUMMA SO FAT SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVY CAME OUT
BEAT THESE
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ur mummas so ulgy when she sleeps her pillows cry fuck u twats beat that
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your ma is so ugly not even blind people can stand the sight of her.
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yae yae ok i wouldve been ur daddy but tht old crack head beat me across the fence
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your ma is so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing out.
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hi,there…heres one i made up….
yo mommas so fat that when you look at a world map…you can see that they made her own continent.
yo mommas so fat that when she turns around its her birthday!
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yo momma so old, she djayed at the boston tea party
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Hey im Taylor Im 11 years old here my made up joke
YOUR MAMAS SO DUMB SOME ONE TOLD HER SHE HAD A CAMEL TOE SO SHE LOOKED DOWN AT HER FOOT AND SAID ”NO I DONT”
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WOW COOL JOKE HUH
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yo mamma so fat when she was hiking on mount everest every one looed up and and said hey look its noahs ark
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roses are red yo mamas lips are blue she sucked down that smurf and she did me up to
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yo mamma so dum she climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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what do u do when a fat blond throws a pin at u
run she still has the grenade in her hand
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ya mums so fat shes fat!
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thts a sik joke well done u have just been registered for the your mammas so fat jokes wel done!!
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I made this one up-
Yo Mama’s so fat, people go spelunking in her butt crack.
XD
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u so fat ur blood type is grease
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Your mumma so fat she decided to go on a sea-food diet so all the time she see food she eat it!
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ya mums so fat shes the reason they invented double doors
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Your mamas so fat she wet the bed.
Your mamas so fat she eats garlic mayonnaise and cheese before breakfast.
Your mamas so fat she snacks on celery.
Your mamas so fat we had to pierce her ears so we can watch the tv.
Your mamas so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
Your mamas so fat the only green things she eats is cornish pasties.
Your mamas so fat shes a size 4 shoe.
Your mamas so fat she has trouble with her feet, she cant keep them out the fish and chip shop.
Your mama has her own gravitational pull.
Picasso painted your mamas face.
I accidently bit into ur moms cellulite cus i thought it was orange peel.
Your mamas so fat you can see her ribs.
Your mamas so fat the only music she listens to is meltin chocolate.
Your mamas so fat she thinks Easter is her birthday.
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these jokes are gay get some new ones hollah
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hahaha yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
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yo moma so fat her boobs looked like they had penuses
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your mums so fat for christmas she got a 3 day trial at fat fighters
your mums so fat when she swims in the see the whales sing- “we are family”
your mums so fat when she cuts an onion, she makes the onion cry
your mums so fat when she jumps in the water, the water jumps out
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your mamas soo fat when u walk around her it takes two years to get bak to the start
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Yo Mamas so Fat over 600 people have commented about her on this Yo Mamas so Fat Jokes page!!!
Thanks for the contributions guys and gals, really, really appreciated.
The Joker
yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family
your momma’s so ugly, when she was born, she got put in an incubator with tinted windows
your momma’s so ugly that when she was born, her mom said “what a treasure,” and her dad said “yeah let’s go bury it”
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ur mamas so fat that when she pressed up in an elevater it just went down
ur mamas so fat that she put on a yellow t shirt and everyone thought she was pak n save
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YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE.
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Yo Mamma So Fat She Got On The Scales And They Said “To Be Continued”
Yo Mama So Fat You Can Slap Her Bum And Ride The Waves.
Yo Mama So Fat She Goes To A Resturant, Looks At The Menu And Says “Okay!”
Yo Mama So Fat When Her Beeper Goes Off, People Thought She Was Backing Up.
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Joined An Ugly Contest, They Said “Sorry, No Professionals.”
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your muma’s so fat;
she put on yellow rain coat,
and everyone was like
TAXI!
bahahahaha
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well i throught that its rong to say that about someones mum but thats if there mums fat lol jokes lol
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your mum so fat she runed over a carlol
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your mum so fat she cant even feet into a big van. and your mum was so fat she put up her finger up her ass lol
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your a fucking retard your jokes suck go suck an asins dick u stupid fucking cut
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You make fun of people but you can’t even spell? Your a complete fuck tard that needs to learn how to sometimes read a book and possibly get out of the 2nd grade and learn to spell idiot.
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yall ass so dumn
yall turned on the light n thought the house was on fire
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your mum is so old her birth certificate is written on a piece of rock
your mum is so fat when god said let there be light your mum moved out of the way
your mum is so fat she went up to jesus and he said i dont peform miracles
your mum is so fat she got hit by a double decker bus and she said who threw that pebble?
your mum is so fat i rolled over twice and im still on the bitch
your mum is so fat her belt size is bitch lose some weight
your mum is so fat jabba the hut says dam!!
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wow wtf all the jokes were fuck up lick ur on pussy
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your mums so FAT her bed is china
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ur mum is so fat she makes jordans boobs look like skittles.
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ya mum soooooo fat when she went swimming the whales came up to her and sung we are family
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Your mama’s so fat not even Dora could explore her!
Your mama’s so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn!
Your mama’s so fat when she went swimming in Japan, she got harponed!
Your mama’s so fat when she sits around the house, SHE ACTUALLY HAS TO SIT AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your mama’s so skinny, when she whipes her ass she has to use dental floss!
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Yo mama is so fat when she wor a yellow jacket people called “taxi”
Your mama’s pussyvis so hairy your brother died of rugburn.
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ur mumma so fat hovis are jeolose of her rolls
XD
ur mumma so fat when shes wheres blue everyone shouts BEACHED WHALE
ur mumma so fat when she goes to the beach she causes an eternal soler eclipse
ur mums such a slut her legs are marked on a map
ur mumma so fat all objects orbit her
ur mumma so fat shes classed as a large planet
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Ya Mummas So Old That When I Slit Her Throat All That Came ut Was Dust
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your mums so fat when she stands on the scales hur phone number comes up
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your mums so ugly, when she entered the ugly contest they said ‘Sorry, no professionals’.
your mums so stupid. she put catfood down her pants to feed her pussy.
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your mum is so fat even dora the explorer cant explore around her.
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yo moma’s so fat that when u she ate skittles the rainbow collapsed
yo mama’s so fat that when u sat on a rainbow skittles fell from the sky
yo mama’s so skinny that people thought she had three nipples
your mumas so stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy!
your mums so ugly she enterd a ugly contest and they said ’sorry, no profesionals’.
your mums so fat, even dora the explorer cant explore around her.
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ive got some good one
yr mums so dumb she took back a doughnut because it had a hole in it
yr mums like mcdonalds shes lovin it
yr mums so fat i have to get a lift to say hello
yr mums so fat god named her a new planet
yr mums so fat she wears lipstick with a paint roller
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Youre Mum Is So Fat We Took A Pictue Of Her At Christmas And It’s Still Printing
Sarah 12
Kayleigh 11
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yo mums so dum she throws the parachute out of the airoplane and says “save your self”
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your mums so fat even dora dora cant explore her
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yo mama so poor she put a milk shake at lay away in mcdonalds
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yo moma so fat that when she falls of the bed she falls of on both sides.
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your mums so dum wene she jumped of a hill she stoped for directshions.lol:)
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ya mammas so fat when she goes to da beach the whales start sining
THESE R WAY BETTA COME BAKS THEN EVERY ONE OF THEM HERE LOL
SUK=]
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oh and i no that this isnt a mama jk but its funni lol
actuly if i tell u u will steal it sooooooo……………………………………………
NA i aint give nofin to yal
lol=]
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ya mammas so fat she puts lipstick on wif a paint roll
ya mammas so fat when god said let there be light he made her move
ya mammas so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl lollllllllllllllllllll lets seeeeeeee u beat them biaches lol
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yo mum so ugly… well shes just PLAIN UGLY!!!
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yo mamma so ugly her house v omets 24-7!!!!!!!
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* yo mama so fat she has her own zip code!
* yo mama’s teeth are so yllow that when she got on the bus and smiled everybody started singin Shine on me!!!
* yo mama so ugly that when she went to church thry said that they cant make that BIG of a miricle!!
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Yo’ mummas soooooooo stupid, wen she eats M&Ms, She throws out the W’s.
Yo’ mummas soooooooo stupid, she puts them in alphabetical order.
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Yo mama so fat when she step on the weight scale there’s a ?
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your mumas so nasty i went over her house and said wats for dinner she opend her legs and said crabs
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the last time i heard that one i laughfed so hard i fell of my dinosaur
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yo these are so old did you get them of jesus
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YOUR MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE GOT BAPTISED AT SEA WORLD!
YOUR MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER HER HEAD…THE BAG CHOCKED AND DIED.
YOUR MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE HAS HER OWN POSTCODE
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Why was 6 scarred of 7?
cause 7 8(ate) 9
Your mamas so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, it said hell noooooooo!!!
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING ALL THE WHALES SANG “we are family even though your fatter then ME!
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(only for star wars fans)
your mamas so fat ben kenobi said thats no moon,THATS YOUR MAMA!!!!
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ur mums so fat the only letters she kows in the alphobet are K F C
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yo mama so fat when she walks down the street in a yellow run coat people whistle and shout TAXI!!
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yo mam so fat that oxford got a nu name to describe it……..yo mama’s name
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yo mama so fat she brought a HDTV to watch cooking channel
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