A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.



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Your momma jokes
Ashley says—-Your mom is so STUPID she put a battery pack up her ass and said
I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Emily says—Your momma is so ugly that when she went passed the flower garden all the flowers dies but when my momma went by all the flowers rose son!
Ashley says—Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Emily says—Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Ashley says—Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
Emily says—Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said “I CAN’T FIX THAT!
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Yo Mama’s So Fat Jokes
mexican
yo momma so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said sorrt no proffisienals yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are faimaly even though your fatter that me
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mama tv joke
yo mama so fat every time she stand in front of the tv you miss 1000 shows
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yo mama
yo mama so ugly she had to get a ugly section.
yo mama so stupid she peeled a bananna and used the bananna peel to wipe her ass
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Yo MAMMA
Yo mamma so ugly when she’s on tv they have to blur her face!
OK I FIND thses jokes really stupied if you agree like if you don’t dislike
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yo mommas so fat and ugly quotes
YO mommas so ugly she put 100 layers of makeup on just to look discent
yo mommas so old when she farts dust comes out
yo mommas so fat when i slept on one side of her bed i said hey found your cow.. opps my bad thats you
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yo mama so fat...
yo mama is so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid
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Yo momma JOKES (READ AND LIKE)
Ashley says—Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Emily says—Yo mama is so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Ashley says--Yo mamma is so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!” and her Poppa said “Yes, now let’s go and bury her…
Emily says--Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Ashley says--Yo mama’s so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, “Thanks for bringing’ her back!”
Emily says—Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
Like Please!!!
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Yo Mama’s So Fat Jokes
YO MOMMA
YO MAMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE GETS IN THE CAR THE OIL LIGHT TURNS ON
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Dick
You Racist Arse Hole
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Funny
yo mama’s so fat that when she hered it was chilly outside she went to the kitchen to grab a bowl.
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yo mama is sooooooooooo stupid
it was yo mama is sooooooooooo stupid when she heard it was chilly out side she grabed a spoon and a bowl
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gas light
you mama so green when she got in the car the gas light came on.
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funny knock-knock jokes
knock-knock come on in ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
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:P
ok i don’t get where everyone are getting these jokes but really? they are kinda insulting and stupied :\
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Yo Momma so fat when she wanted a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
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Yo momma so FAT people jog around her for exercise!!!
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YO MAMA SO FAT
Yo mama so fat that the Sun itself was jealous
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Yo mama so hot that 1 wink destroyed the universe
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Yo mamas so fat that her bellybutton gets home 1 hour before she does.
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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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YO MAMA SO FAT
Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Christopher Columbus claimed her for the United States.
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Your mum is so fat
your mum is so fat when she took her dress down to the cleaners they said sorry we dont do curtains
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. you could follow me at twitter on jay a wright.
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Ya moms so tall she did a back flip and hit jesus in the balls
ya moms so old she still ows jesus a tenner
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Yo mama is so fat she wakes up in sections
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