A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.

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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says “We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive”
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers “God Save The Queen” and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers “Viva La France” and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers “Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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Your mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said error..TO BE CONTINUDED.!
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your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it says 1 at a time please !!!!!
your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it comes up with her phone number !!!!
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you’re mum was so dumb she got ran over by a parked car.
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ur mama so ugly she made yoga from starwars look pretter
ur mama so fat that when she wanted to dance she didnt make a move or a twitch
plz rate
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ur mama so fat that when she wanted to dance she didnt iven make a move or a twitch
lol plz rate
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YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO BED SHE FALLS OFF BOTH SIDES
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yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck in mid air
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Yo momma is so fat, that when she goes to the beach, GreenPeace try to push her back in the water
xD
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UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE DRESSED FOR HER WEDDING I THOUGHT WOW THERE IS ANTARCTICA HERE!!!
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yo mama so fuckin fat the bitch cnta make my bedrock nomoree
lmso
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your momma so fat when she got on the scale it read 90120
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Your mama so stupid and poor that when I came over to her house to watch colored T.V she said “Sorry, we cant offord crayons.”
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yo momma so fat,she has to rebuild the mansion every day.
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Ur momma is soo fat that when she farted Hawaii became 17 new islands
ur momma is soo fat the when she went to the zoo the people said hippo on the loose hippo on The loose pls rate
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