Joke published on May 30th, 2006 by Joker in Just Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes
A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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June 25th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil
September 19th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
yo momas so fat that when she went to fright mare on market strret she got a job application
yo momas so fat that when god said let their be light he asked her to move
yo momas like a brick shes hard and gdets layed by mexicans
yo momas like a bowling ball she gets fingered and comes back for more
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October 27th, 2006 at 1:32 am
your amas so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time
December 1st, 2006 at 2:01 pm
your mamas so fat her siarl bowl came with a life gard
December 1st, 2006 at 2:03 pm
your mama so fat she got a belly button done but you could not see it
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:56 am
yo mamas so skinny she can put her piss flaps ova her head and look like a sugarpuff lol
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:59 am
yo mamas so short that ur dad can use her 4 a tooth pick
December 12th, 2006 at 10:00 am
flot like a butterfly sting like a bee i sleep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
January 2nd, 2007 at 8:08 am
Yo’ momma’s so fat, when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool – Aid”
January 8th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
your mama is so hairy she grows afro’s around her nipples
January 12th, 2007 at 10:35 am
yo mama is so fat her picture weighs twenty pounds.
January 27th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
your mamas so dum that she so dog shit on the floor and thought it was chocolate
January 30th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
yamomma got a afro wit a nike sign in tha back of her head, so everybody call her hair jordan
January 30th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Yo momma so ugly, she wears handme down, handme downs…
February 26th, 2007 at 1:18 am
Yo mama so fatt not even jesus could lift up her spirit
February 26th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:48 am
yo mama so ygly she had to whare make up on the radio
March 8th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
your mam’s so fat that when she’s pee’s, it rains!
March 9th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone
March 9th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Yo moma so ugly even ron jeremy turned her down
March 10th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
yo mamas so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look mama its the elephant!
March 14th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Your mamas so old, her birth certificate says expired
March 17th, 2007 at 9:26 am
Yo momma so fat she rents shade.
Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.
Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.
March 24th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
casseys so fat she broke branch of the family tree
March 27th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Yo mama’s so old jesus was her best friend
April 1st, 2007 at 10:03 pm
your mums so dumb she got hit by a parked car !!1
wat now bitch !!
Call me
April 5th, 2007 at 10:50 am
your mama is so fat she asks for a water bed and they stik a blanket over the ocean
April 5th, 2007 at 10:52 am
your mamas so stupid she takes a ruler 2 bed nd sees how long she sleeps
April 6th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
yo mama so fat when she went the bathroom thetoilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me
April 17th, 2007 at 4:26 am
your mums that fat shes on both sides of the family
April 17th, 2007 at 4:30 am
your mums so fat she had to get babtised in the ocean
April 21st, 2007 at 6:03 am
yo mumma’s so fat she has her own theme song, “KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN. KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN,ROLLIN.”
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
yo mamas so hairy that when she walking down the street her legs look like two dogs fighting
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:02 pm
your muma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Your mummas so fat, she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:21 am
yo mamas so fat she went on a merry go round and when she got of the horse limped for a week
April 25th, 2007 at 10:24 am
yo mama so small she committed suicide of the kerb
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up
yo mama so dumb she got locked in heli beds and slept on the floor
April 25th, 2007 at 10:27 am
your mama so kind she compared u to shit
April 27th, 2007 at 6:11 am
you mama so fat she won the war by her self
April 28th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Your momma so fat that wheb she sat on rainbow skittles popped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
April 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
You so ugly your momma got morning sickness after you were born!1111
April 28th, 2007 at 11:33 am
You so ugly that pimple on your lips mistook your lips for the crack of you a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!1
May 6th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
May 8th, 2007 at 7:57 am
your muma is so fat! that when she fell i was lafin but the floor was craccin up!!
May 8th, 2007 at 7:59 am
ur mama is so fat that evan bill gates couldent pay for surgery !!
May 8th, 2007 at 8:00 am
can u tell ur mum to stop changing her lipstick cz my dick looks like a rainbow !
May 8th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Your Mom is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus the doctor gave her 87 years to live.
May 10th, 2007 at 7:22 am
yo mom so fat………
May 10th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Your mama’s so old, when I told her to act her age the bitch died
May 15th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
your mums so fat i got lost in her bra
May 15th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
your mums so fat she cant fing her pussy
May 17th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
your mamas so dumb she tripped over an cordless phone
yo mamas so fat her nickname is dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
yo mamas so fat when we went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install
speed bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey to all my homie love yA WAZZ CRACKIN BITCH
May 17th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
You mama so dumb that she sits on the tv,watches the couch,And yells Go Blue Cushion!!!!!
May 17th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
yo mama so poor i went ovr to hr house and stppdd on a ciggeret And she yelled Who turned of the heater??
May 18th, 2007 at 1:59 am
your mums so fat i could paint her red and use her as a lottery ball
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:52 am
ur muma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves
May 23rd, 2007 at 11:37 am
you mama so fat she got euros in one pocket and pesos in the other
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:38 pm
your moms so stupid she got locked in the food market and starved
May 25th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Koo
May 28th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
I need to loose weight.
May 29th, 2007 at 7:40 am
ur mummas so fat shes got her own post code
ur mummas so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins
ur mummas so fat she jumps in the pool and the life guard tries to harpoon her
ur mummas so fat she got her own solar system
ur mummas so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet
May 30th, 2007 at 8:09 am
yo mama is so old she was jesus god mother
yo mama is so fat that when she wear a yellow rain suit
someone said taxi
June 7th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
ur moma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic
ur moma so fat that when she got in the the swimming pool the water jumped out
ur moma so fat thta when she goes tho the cinema she sits nxt to every one
will and david r so fat that when the walked into the sea
and found a group of wales and started to sing we r family
lol
June 7th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
ur moma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust
ur momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world
c iz 4 cookie and cokkie gd 4 me
June 7th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
ur moma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust
ur momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world
c iz 4 cookie and cokkie gd 4 me
lol lmao
June 8th, 2007 at 2:33 am
yo mama so fat, she jumped in mid-air and got stuck
June 8th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
your mamas so fat when my frined tooker her hunting and all the animals ran away because she smeeled like u
June 8th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
uor mamas so fucin ugaly i tooker to my house and i never want back ther agin
June 14th, 2007 at 7:53 am
ur muma sodumb she got stabbed in a shootout
ur mama so uggly she makes blind children cry
June 14th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
your mama’s so fat were in her write now
June 15th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!
June 18th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
your so fat when u go to a buffet they have to install speed bumps
June 20th, 2007 at 4:20 am
SAMS MUM IS FAT !!!!!
June 29th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Yo mother so ugly she ran the boogeyman out of business
July 13th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
YO MAMAS HAS BEEN IN JAIL SO MANY TIMES THAT SHE SOLD THE HOUSE
July 15th, 2007 at 8:53 am
yo mamas so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide
July 19th, 2007 at 4:52 am
ooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well your mom is like a shotugn two cocks and she blows
your mom is like a vacum she sucks and blows
your mom is like a home depot she has got all the hard woods
your moms hair is so nappy it takes tylenol to calm it
July 24th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
your momas so fat she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon
ur so ugly ur mom had to tie a pork chop 2 ur face just so the dog would play with you
ur so ugly ur mom had 2 feed you with a catapult
ur so dumb you had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo Mama’s so dumb she stole a free sample
MAMFS FAT..peace out
July 26th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Hey, I loved your site, great idea to post all those jokes for everybody to use when they need a good yo momma joke. If you think you’re up to it, check out (please don’t post your links here) and try battling people around the country. Show them what a real yo momma joke is really all about.
July 28th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
your mom is so fat she made the world like a danger zone
July 28th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
your mom so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness
July 28th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
your mom so fat she sits around the house
July 28th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
do you knoi why the dinosaurs are extinct because your fat mother farted and killed every 1
July 28th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
your mom likes a school bus because every1 rides her
July 29th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
your mom is so fat she was a tung of fun
August 7th, 2007 at 9:39 am
ur mamas so fat that she went shopping and the shop closed when it seen her coming from new york to sydney
August 9th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard! You’ve def got the jokes. You should check out (links like this are deleted) and share your jokes with the rest of the world! You can even do a video – it’s sweet.
Here are a few Yo Momma jokes that I know:
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
August 10th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
ur mum is so fat cause she cant afford to go to the bulldogs shop to by a ticket
August 10th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
u mum is so fat cause she cant fit in the shops and the car
August 10th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
ur mum is so fat cause she its to much macs and kfc at bankstown
August 12th, 2007 at 10:20 am
your mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
August 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
YO MUMS SO HAIRY SHE LIFTS HER ARM IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GT BOB MARLEY IN A HEAD LOCK
August 16th, 2007 at 11:01 am
al thes r realey shit n all ya mumas a so fat thev got a sesion tickit 4 mcdonolds
August 24th, 2007 at 7:31 am
ur mummas so old when her mumma told her to act her age she died
ur mummas so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree
August 26th, 2007 at 7:01 am
yamums so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller
August 27th, 2007 at 1:48 am
yo mama so fat we had a pool party in her bellly button!
August 28th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
ya mamas so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat at the shops people yelled out taxi
September 2nd, 2007 at 2:04 am
Your mama has so much acne that it looks like they pushed a meat cleaver across her face
September 2nd, 2007 at 2:05 am
your mama so ugly that people thought michael jackson was her twin
September 2nd, 2007 at 2:06 am
your mama smells so bad it smells like she shoved her face up my dogs ass
September 2nd, 2007 at 5:52 pm
YOUR MOM IS SO SO FAT THAT SHE DOESNOT FIT IN THE TUB
September 2nd, 2007 at 6:33 pm
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE PUTS LIP STICK IN HER HEAD SO SHE CULD REFRESH HER HEAD
September 3rd, 2007 at 6:19 am
yo mamma so old that her mamma said she had to act her age and she died
September 4th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
your mama so fat she got knocked over by a car and said who threw that fucking stone
September 4th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
your mamas so fat she went to the shop in high heels and came bk in flipflops
September 6th, 2007 at 5:24 am
all these r stupid but i guess i cant make any betta 1z so yer.
September 6th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Yo mama’s so fat she thinks the capitol of Turkey is gravy.
September 10th, 2007 at 3:28 am
yo mommas so poor…i rang her door bell and her toilet flushed
September 10th, 2007 at 3:29 am
yo mommas so skinny she can hoola hoop in a fruit loop
September 13th, 2007 at 8:00 am
your amas so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time
September 13th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
ur mommas glasses are so thik u can see people waving on her driving lisence.
ur dad thinks his superman with ur moms red scarf..
ur moms chekin snoop og look ur grannys gettin a BOOB JOB!!!!!
September 16th, 2007 at 4:20 am
ya mum so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued…
September 16th, 2007 at 4:26 am
( .Y. ) wat is it ???
September 18th, 2007 at 11:35 am
yo mumma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the soffa lol
September 18th, 2007 at 11:37 am
yo mummas so fat wen she jumpt in the air she got stuk lol
September 18th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
ur mama so poor for christmas she bought a video people opening there presents funny rigth lol!!!
September 20th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
ur mummas so ugly when she went to the toilet and scared the shits out of its
September 22nd, 2007 at 7:28 pm
YO MOMAS SO FAT SHE SAT IN A MONSTER TRUCK AND TURNED IT INTO A LOW RIDER
September 22nd, 2007 at 7:29 pm
YO MOMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A SUPERMARKET AND STARVED
September 24th, 2007 at 7:33 am
yo mama so fat that her undes look like gre stings lol hahahahahaha
September 25th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
your mama so small that she holded up a sign that said dont spit cant swim.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:10 am
ya mummas so fat that she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick
September 27th, 2007 at 3:13 am
ya mumas so fat that she triped over a wallmut triped over kmart and landed on target
lolololollolololololololololololol
hahahahahahaha
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 pm
your jokes are so funny so tell me your best jokes pleace homy
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:09 am
Yo Muma’s so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo muma’s so fat … wait she just is
And why do we say all these fuckn jokes when all you could say is ….
……………………….. Yo muma’s so fat!
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:16 am
YOUR MUMAS SO OLD WHEN SHE WENT IN A PLAY … THEY TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE …. AND SHE DIED!
yOU MUMAS HEAD SO SMALL WHEN THEY PEICED ONE HEAR SHE DIED!!!
THAT SO FUKN FUNNY
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:26 am
Your muma is so fat shes just fat ok.
October 5th, 2007 at 9:47 am
yo mam’s so fat she jumpped up in the air and got stuck
October 5th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Yo Mama is so fat the only thing stoping her from Jenny Craigs was the Door
October 9th, 2007 at 4:49 am
Yo Momma so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.
Yo Momma so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
Yo Momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
Yo Momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo Momma so fat her fave food is seconds.
October 9th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
YO MOMMAS SO FAT, UR GRANDMA HAD TO TAKE HER TO SEAWORLD JUST TO GET BAPTIZED
October 14th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Hey these jokes are relly funny! LOL
HAHAHA
October 15th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
your mommas so fat everytime she turned around its christmas
October 15th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
whats a definition od cheekines weeing through sum 1 letter box and askin how far it went
October 15th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
whats a definition of cheekines putting a brick through sum ones window and asking for it back
October 15th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
whats a definition of agony hanging of a cliff with 1 arm and a itchy bum
October 15th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
whats a definition of tightness putting a blind man in a circled room and saying there ya food in the corner
October 18th, 2007 at 2:17 am
your mamma so scody that they tape deadliest catch in her underpants
don’t worry your mammas the smartest person i know with down syndrome
your mammas so fat that when she goes into a resturant they call a swat team
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:51 am
yo mums so fat, she went to the masseiuse and every massager needed a search party
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:33 pm
ya maama so fat were’re inside her right know
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:40 pm
your mum is soooo small she tryed to commit suicide of a kerb
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
your mamma so short she can do backflips under a bed
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:37 am
your mama so fat she sat ona rain bow and skittels poped out!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:38 am
your mama so fat if u paint her yellow and walk whiht her donw the street peapole will say taxi taxi!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:39 am
your mama so dum she boght a condum and said how to i put this on
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:40 am
on hallaween your mama spills out pumpkin seeds!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:41 am
your so ugly u haf to get your mama drunk to kisss u
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:42 am
your so ugly your mama got a papaer stating u have to stay 1000 feet away from her!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:42 am
your mama so ugly she whent to shrek the third and some one said wow! shrek is 3d sitting next to me!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:02 am
your mama like a ogershe big and green and looks hella ugly
October 25th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
your mom is so fat she was wearing a mountian dew shirt and people thouhgt she was a pop machine a started put quarter up her ass
October 25th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
your mom is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
October 25th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
ur mama is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling free willy
October 25th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants with a drive way
October 25th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
your mama is so fat she rolled over 4 quaters and made it a dollar
October 25th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
yo mama is so fat she gots more chin than a hong kong phone book
October 27th, 2007 at 3:53 am
Sure , some of you all came up with some reasonably cute stuff, but did any of you go to school? Seriously people, look at your spelling!
October 27th, 2007 at 3:59 am
your mama so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch
your mama so fat when it rains she uses the freeway onramp as a slip and slide
your mamas bloodtype is ragu
your mamas so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscense
your mamas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train
October 27th, 2007 at 4:48 am
Yo Momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
Yo Momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
Yo Momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
Yo Momma so fat small objects orbit her.
Yo Momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
November 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
u lot r so sad with da your mum jokes come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 2nd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
yer mom is so ugly when she was born her mom said “error error”
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:48 am
Yo Momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo Momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
Yo Momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.
Yo Momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
Yo Momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.
Yo Momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
November 5th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Yo mama is so fat, when she moved out of the state, the obesity rate went down 30%!
November 7th, 2007 at 12:56 am
Your moms so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
November 9th, 2007 at 4:47 am
Yo Momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Yo Momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Yo Momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
Yo Momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
November 12th, 2007 at 8:56 am
your mama so fat that she went on a elavata she press up she went down.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:06 am
your mama so old the her barest milk to into powderer lolololololololololol yo mans your mother so old lol 1_7
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah =D
November 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
these jokes are really old. i think people need to come up with something that isnt so original
November 15th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Yo Momma so fat her belt size is Equator.
Yo Momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo Momma so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo Momma so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo Momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:03 am
c;mon these jokes are so old theyre making me sleepy
November 15th, 2007 at 5:04 am
your mama is so stupid she doesnt no shes stupid
November 16th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
yo moma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo moma so fat she sat on the rainbow and richard simmons popped out.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Yo Momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!
Yo Momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo Momma so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
Yo Momma so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.
Yo Momma so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:27 am
yo mama so ugly she looks like king kong in the morning .
November 21st, 2007 at 12:30 am
yo mama is shit your dad is bull when you were born you were named bullshit.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:33 am
chady your morther is so fat when she sat on quater a buger pop out of george washinton nose.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:35 am
yo mama is so fat when she step on the scale it said overload
November 21st, 2007 at 12:38 am
yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg gravy pourd out
November 21st, 2007 at 12:39 am
yo mama so fat when i put her in my front lawn i could feel the water waves moving
November 21st, 2007 at 12:41 am
dimond you got some good jokes
November 21st, 2007 at 12:43 am
and by the way dimond are you the one that geos to eldorado
November 21st, 2007 at 12:43 am
are you a girl
November 21st, 2007 at 12:44 am
you suke fat moma
November 21st, 2007 at 12:46 am
who just called me a bich
November 21st, 2007 at 12:51 am
i smoke some crak in the morning i smoke some crake at nigh i smoke some in the afternoon and it makes me feels alrigh,alrigh man
November 21st, 2007 at 2:16 pm
your muma so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
November 21st, 2007 at 2:29 pm
your mums so fat every time she rolls over its a new year
i got msn
November 21st, 2007 at 2:29 pm
your mums so fat every time she rolls over its a new year
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
yo mama so fat she jumped up and was stuck between
the planats
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:01 pm
yo mama so fat she could go trick or treating at 2 houses at once
”trick or treat”
”trick or treat”
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:05 pm
i pooped my pants
November 24th, 2007 at 4:52 am
Yo Momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
Yo Momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
Yo Momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
Yo Momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’
Yo Momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
Yo Momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
Yo Momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
November 24th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
yo mama s so fat dat she was in a gun shooting …got shot…plumbers still trying 2 find the leaks
November 27th, 2007 at 4:42 am
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:42 am
yo mama is so fat wen she hung out her undies they thuoght the circus was in town
November 28th, 2007 at 4:45 am
yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
November 28th, 2007 at 4:47 am
yo mama is so fat there was a cake on the table and she ate it all hahahaha
November 29th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Yo mama so fat we when she dieted for a week the European food surplus doubled.
Yo mama so fat when she dieted for a week the local supermarket filed for bankruptcy.
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
yo mama so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
yo mama so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
yo mama so fat she walked by my house and i lost 5 days of sunlight
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:05 pm
yo mama so stupid you said lets watch color tv she said let me get out my crayons
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:08 pm
yo mama so fat she went to the bathroom stepped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:51 am
your mums so dumb she got locked in a lock-smith
December 5th, 2007 at 1:39 am
Yo momma’s so fat when she stands in the middle of the street wearing a yellow rain coat they yell out TAXI……….. BEAT THAT. BRING IT…………. Yo momma’s so fat she got locked in Mcdonalds and she starved to death……………………….. Yo mommas so fat that when she walks along the water at the beach the whales jump out and say omg their is some one fatter than us………..
December 7th, 2007 at 7:32 am
your mum’s so fat that when she sings it’s over!
your mum’s so fat that her bath tub has stretch marks!
yo mamma’ so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!!lol
your mamma’s so fat she ha got more chins then a hong kong phone book.
December 8th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
December 12th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
ur mommas so fat she cut a hole in the cieling so she could watch sky
December 13th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
ya mum is so fat when she stood in the middle of the road all the cars went around her bcoz they all thought she was a roundabout
lol lol lol lol lol lol
December 15th, 2007 at 12:14 am
yo mummas so fat that the only thing stopping her getting to jenny craig is the door!!
hahahaha
p.s i rock
December 15th, 2007 at 12:18 am
a boy named billy had a 10 foot willy and showed the girls next door they thought it was a snake and hit it wif a rake and now it is only 5 foot 4
lol
jenn+ jack clark=love bbirds
December 18th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
yo mamas so old wen she went to da toilet dust came ottt
December 19th, 2007 at 5:20 am
YO mamma is so fat she stomped her foot and went straight to { The opposite of heven}
December 19th, 2007 at 5:24 am
Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitatinol pull!;)
December 20th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
All the joke are really funny heres one that i made up……. Your mommas so fat she makes Paris Hilton look like a killer whale
December 20th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Your mommas so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
December 20th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.
December 20th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
December 20th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
December 20th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
December 20th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
yor moms so fat she’s got other fat people orbiting around her
your moms so fat she stood on a rainbow and made skittles
your mums so fat she jumped up and got stuck
your mums so fat when she bungee jumped she took the bridge down with her
your moms so fat she wears a watch on both arms cause shes in two different timezones
December 21st, 2007 at 12:02 am
yo mama so fat when she saw a bus she yelled slow down with dat twicky
December 21st, 2007 at 12:24 pm
your mama is so fat that when she wears heels, she strikes oil.
your mama is so old that she waited tables at the last supper.
your mama is so ugly that her mama was arrested for producing an environmental disaster
she’s so ugly that your papa has to watch porn to cum while they are having sex.
your mama is so old that her breastmilk has to get FDA approval.
Owen saying peace out, Naija for ever baby, Man United for life.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Yo mama is so fat i had to take 2 buses and tranes just to get on her good side
December 22nd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
u made me crake up a little tip(shorten it up it took me 30 miniutes just to watch all that) byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I KNOW THE BEST ONE YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT M&MS IN ABC ORDER DUHHHHH! KEEP ON ROCKIN HOMYS
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
heyyyyyy!!!!!! i cracked up when i read your jokes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahah blah blah. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weno bubye
December 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the blue wales sang, “we are family, even though your fater then me!!!!!”
December 30th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Yo mamas so fat when she goes outside everybody thinks its daylight savings
December 30th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
yo mama so stupid she putes makup on her head to makup her mind
December 30th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
yo mama so fat she needs a dumpster to go to the bathroom
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
hummm, anyone want to holla at me? i need a hug
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
yo momma is so old and stupid, she traveled back in time with a switch and when jesus said let there be light she flipped it
January 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
January 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side
your mums so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
January 8th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Yo’ family is so ugly, when i took a bugger off the wall she said, ” Who took off our family picture?!”
Yo’ family is so poor when i asked whats for dinner, your mom pulled out a shot gun and said, “The next Motha Fuker that moves. . .”
Yo’ momma so ugly, when she try to apply to to a haunted movie they said, “Sorry, No professionals.”
January 12th, 2008 at 1:45 am
your mama so fat she ordered a mini slide and whenever it rain she used the highway for her mini slide
January 13th, 2008 at 5:22 am
your mama so fat that she went to sit on a chare all u herd was crack.
January 16th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
your muma so small she has to slam dunk her bus ticket
you mums so stupid she got locvked in a toilet and pissed herself
yah mamas so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
yah mum so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed
yah mums so fat when she sits down she needs planning permission
January 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Your mama’s sio fat she jumped in the swimmin pool and the swimmin pool jumped out
Jokes
January 17th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Yo mama’s so Tall She backfliped And Kicked Jesus
January 17th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
yo mamas so poor she cant afford to pay attenion
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:42 am
Yo mama so fat G-D said let there be light so she had to get outa the way
January 30th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
yo moma so fat she stepped on a scele and it said george w.bush’s phone number!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
yo moma is so hairy she’s got a mowhawk below on her!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
yomoma is so dum…the door rang and she checked the fregurator
January 30th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
yomoma is so poor she can’t afford to get something free!
January 30th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
yo moma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said george w. bush’s phone number!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
yo moma so fat she sweats while putting on her shoes!
January 30th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
yo moma is so fat………………………………………………………………she just fat yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaa boy
February 5th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Yo mamma’s so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
your muma’s so fat that when she bent over your dad popped out!!!!!
your moma’s so fat she has her own zip code
your moma’s so fat then when she changed seat on the plane the twin towers came down!
your moma’s so fat she is banned from swimming after the sunami’s!!
February 5th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
your mama’s so fat she needs the superbowl for her cereal
February 5th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
your mama’s so fat the neighbours are always round
February 13th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
your momma’s so fat she sat on wal-mart and the prices lowerd.
February 17th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
yo mama’s so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me
February 20th, 2008 at 8:20 am
yo mamma so poor man i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing she sade moving!
February 20th, 2008 at 8:21 am
yo mamma soooo ugly the docter for her face sade where do i start?
February 20th, 2008 at 8:22 am
yo mamma so fat she jumped out of a plan in a blue suit and every one sade the shys falling the shys falling!
February 20th, 2008 at 8:23 am
yo mamma so fat she has her on time zones
February 20th, 2008 at 8:24 am
yo mamma so fat man she got on the syale and the fat doctor came and sade OO IS THAT YOU PHONE NUMBER?!
February 21st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
i liked the refgerator that was funny
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
ur mumas so hairy shes the back up for chewbaka
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:53 am
Yo mama is so fat And harry she lookes like king kongs left nipple
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 am
Yo mama is so fat when she farted the whole world blew up
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 am
Ur mums so ugly king kong rang her up and asked for his face back
ur mums so hairy wen u were born u got carpet burn
ur mums got more rolls than a bakers
February 25th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Yo mama so fat, she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat, even her picture fell off the wall.
Yo mama so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn’t have enough for the $2 sex.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:55 am
yo mama is so skinny she look like a toothpick
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 am
ur mamas so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone#
March 8th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
joe mammas sooooo stupid she saw a black bus with mixed people in it and she said omgwtf its snickers
March 8th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
joe mamma is so old that she is in yodas 2nd grade class
March 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
your mamma is soooooooooooo fat she got a yellow coat on and went outside and the japeniese are like ooo godzilla
March 14th, 2008 at 2:54 am
yo mama so fat, when someone threw a bus at her, she said,” hey, who threw that rock?”
yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you died of rug-burn.
yo mama so stupid, she bought a donut, but had to return it cuz it had a hole in it.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale it read: one at a time please.
March 17th, 2008 at 1:11 am
yo mumas so fat that when she swam in the oceon she got the other side and when she got out her beckinie obsorbed all the water and all the fish were stuck up her arse and you could see titanic now you know why she was so fishy down below
March 17th, 2008 at 1:15 am
yo mumas so fat when she went to town she nicked the c from clairs accsesories and the c from M’c Donalds for her earings but she took em back because they were different colors
March 17th, 2008 at 1:16 am
yo mumas so thick she said to the cat go get me my mobile . wait it herer and she picked up the celculator.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
yo momma is like a village bycicle everybody’s had a ride.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:59 am
ur mamas so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone#
March 18th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
March 18th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Yo’ mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!
March 18th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Yo’ mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!
March 18th, 2008 at 6:12 am
your mammas so fat she fits in both sides of the family!!!!!
March 19th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Yo mama is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale she said i want my weight noy my credit card number
March 19th, 2008 at 8:32 am
yo mum is so fat
March 21st, 2008 at 6:41 am
yo mam’s so hairy when u were born u had carpet burn!
hahahahahaha!
yo mumas ass is so big she went to a scientist and he said by god we found a comtinental ridge!
March 21st, 2008 at 10:36 am
Your mum’s so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Your mum’s so fat she sat on a nitendo game cube and it turned into a gameboy
Your mum’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”
March 26th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Yo mama soo fat she got baptised at sea world
Yo mama soo fat i need 2buses and a train too get on her good side
Yo mama soo fat her pantie size is bungaloo
March 31st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
yo mamma smells so bad suicide bombers from iraq come under her arm just to die
yo mamma is like a motor she just keep goin and goin
yo mamma is like a horse i tell that bitch when to go and stop
yo mamma is so old everytime she smile all i see is doe doe
April 1st, 2008 at 1:02 am
yo mam’s so fat she played all the caraters off the nutty perfeser
April 4th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
yo mommas so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl
April 14th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Yo motha`s so fat, thaat when she jump for joy….she got stuck!!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wgKqOyIqQU
April 15th, 2008 at 2:30 am
yo mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
yo mama’s so fat that when she trips, the Earth cracks in 2 piece
April 17th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
yo mama’s so fat that when she farted everyone thought the wind was blowing
April 18th, 2008 at 5:59 am
yo mama so fat that bill gates couldnt afford to pay her liposuction
yo mama so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite
April 18th, 2008 at 7:28 am
yo mama’s so fat that by the time i drive around her i ran out of petril
yo mama’s so fat that shes’ got her own postcode
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mama’s so fat that i can’t think of a joke for her
yo mama’s so dum that she sat on the T.V and watched the couch!!!
April 18th, 2008 at 11:11 am
your mums so fat, that i tried to drive round her and ran out of petrol!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 10:28 pm
yo momma so fat she farted and the whole world said Earthquake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
your mamas vag is nasty they make people eat that stuff on fear factor
April 24th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Your moms so fat i mistaked her for the schol bus…… Ps thats a fat ass bitch
April 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Yo Mama’s so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ‘ We Are Family ‘
April 25th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
yo mama’s so hairy when she lifts up her arms it looks like she has got bob marly in a headlock.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:25 am
yo mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said 1234 to be continued
^.^
April 26th, 2008 at 1:26 am
yo mamma so short she got 2 use a sticky hand to open the cardoor
April 26th, 2008 at 1:29 am
yo mamma breath stank so bad she put a tic-tac’s in stock
April 26th, 2008 at 1:35 am
yo mamma so ulgy her reflection quit!
April 26th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Ur Mama so fat, that when you saw her wear a red jacket u said HEY LOOK ITS A FIRE TRUCK!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Liana says: Im so pimp yalls be jealous and you want meh!! But yea anyway Yalls mama’s are like the city bus. Everybodys had a ride!!! Yeaaa Bitches!! HAHA!!!! BE VERY JEALOUS OF OUR BEAUTIFULL BITCHYNESS OF SEXYNES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
April 27th, 2008 at 11:10 am
yo momma;s so fat that wen she goes on to a beach everyone shouts free willy:P
April 28th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Yo Momma so fat when I cut her back bacon juice comes out.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:09 am
ya mama’s so short that she can backflip under the bed
April 29th, 2008 at 10:10 am
ya mama’s so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI
April 30th, 2008 at 5:32 am
youre momma so fat she sweats syrup and butter and has a full time job at denny’s wipping pancakes with her forehead. Then the other day i saw her walking down the street i didnt want to laugh but the ground was craking up. So i went over to her and she had broken her leg and i told her she would probably lose her job at denny’s but she could alway’s get a job a i-hop and go
April 30th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE DID A BACK-FLIP AND KICKED JESUS
(GOD DAMNIT)
April 30th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DOUGHNUT SEED
April 30th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
YO MAMA’S LIKE A BARN DOOR ALWAYS OPEN.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT THAT AN ELAVATOR WAS HER MOBILE HOME
May 1st, 2008 at 7:56 pm
ur mother is so fat she went on a luxurry cruse and got a family discount.
ur mothers so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.
ur mother got more chins than a chines phone book.
ur mother got more rowls than gregs bekerry.
ur mother is so fat she got stuck in the grand caniun.
ur mothers so fat i ran cerculs around her and had to stop to ask for directions.
ur mother is so stuped she tried bungy jumping off a curb.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
ur mums so fat she got no where else to go..
May 7th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Yo Mama’s so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:16 am
Yo Momma So Fat She’s Got More Chins Than A Hong Kong Phone Book!
May 12th, 2008 at 1:01 am
yo momy so ulgy she put the boogey man out of baneas
May 12th, 2008 at 1:12 am
yo mama so old that she has Adam and Eve’s autograph!
May 14th, 2008 at 1:04 am
they are so funny my friend nilly pissed her pants
May 14th, 2008 at 1:04 am
and then she really did
May 15th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
yo mommas so ugly she makes blind guy say holy crap shes ugly!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Yo Mama is sooo Fat the exercise trainer told her to touch her toes and she said I can’t find them.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Yo mama is soo hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:35 am
yo mamas so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family
yo mammas so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down
when she arrived in china all the chines people shouted GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 26th, 2008 at 1:06 am
your muma is so dumb it takes here 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
and hey someone say somethin
May 26th, 2008 at 1:07 am
your mummas so fat she needs to iron her clohes on the drive way
May 31st, 2008 at 1:08 am
Yo mamas so fat she stepped on an acorn and up came a tree
June 4th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
ya mama’s so fat she wears a G-rope instead of a g-string
June 7th, 2008 at 9:06 am
yo momma is so horne santa gave her a job and said ho ho hoe!
June 7th, 2008 at 9:11 am
yo mom is so racist she saw a blak man on a church and shouted HOLY SHET!
yo mom is so horne yo sista came out pregnant
yo mom is so dumb she thought a polygon ment her bird went missing
yo mom is fat she made king kong look lyk a teddy bear
yo mom is so dumb class her teacher asked her how do u get a hormoun she answered “dnt pay da 13itch”
June 7th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
ya mama so fat that when she crosses the road cars look out for her
June 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
ya mamas so ugly she made me go blind
June 8th, 2008 at 11:29 am
yo momma’s so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said no profeshinals
June 10th, 2008 at 7:13 am
YALL SO STUPiD YALL POSTiN STUPiD JOKES.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Yo Mamma’s so fat she didn’t evan need a stop sign to stop the cars, she could do it herslef, LoL
June 10th, 2008 at 10:01 am
yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out….
June 10th, 2008 at 10:01 am
ya mama’s so fat, i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:02 am
yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and bent it
June 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am
your mamma’s so fat when the measured her, they had to use a megga tape.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
yo mama so fat that she was call FAT ASS went she was born
June 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Your Muma so fat she made a monster truck turn into a low rider.
Your muma so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the passific ocian.
your muma so fat when she hoped on the scales it said her credit card numba
your muma so fat when she wanted a glass of water the gave her a water tank!!! thats all from me guys keep thinkin of em
June 11th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
100%original an proly ####
yo mamas so fat she loves everyone.
as the lord said, love thy neighbor
June 11th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
ooow yo mammas SO fat wen she has a cone she goes cannibal
June 11th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
#### #### im smart..
yo mammas so fat ripleys didnt believe it
June 16th, 2008 at 10:01 am
yo mama is so damn ugly her husband refused 2 have sex wif her
June 16th, 2008 at 10:03 am
yo doctor is so ugly he manages 2 give freddy kruger nightmares
June 16th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
yo mamma so ugly ricecrispys wont even talk to her..lol
June 16th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
yo mamma so poor i saw her kikin a can down the street and i seid wat are you dooing and she seid movin….
June 16th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
yo mamma so poor she hasent seen 50cent i dont mean the raper i mean 50cent..
June 18th, 2008 at 1:13 am
yo mamas so stupid that she asked whats the number to 000.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:14 am
yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:15 am
yo mamas so fat when she goes shopping it cost her a hole yearly money of food shopping.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:12 am
your momma’s so fat,that when she farts.George bush accuse her of global warming
Yo mamma’s so ghetto,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.
yo mamma’s so hairy,the only language she speaks is wookie.
June 20th, 2008 at 6:06 am
yo mamas so fat she rides round on the front of a forklift!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 6:13 am
yo mamas so fat she calls the half tonn mum an ant!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
you’re momma so fat it took you 9 years to get out of her
you’re momma so fat when you called her on your phone you had to pay for long distance
you’re momma so stupid her IQ equals to I.O.U
you’re momma so stupid she gave birth to you and thought you were shit
you’re momma so stupid she watches football and calls it “soccer”.
sorry couldn’t help it
June 25th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
yo mamas so fat, she irons her pants on the motorway
June 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
yo mamas so fat i had to take a plane a bus and a train just to get on her good side lol
June 27th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Yo mamma is so hairy when she went into the mall and fell down, the workers took her and put her on the coat rack
June 27th, 2008 at 3:53 am
Yo Mama Is So Chair That Everyone Sat On Her!!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
your mumma is so fat king kong is jealous
July 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
i got a couple i heared and some i made up/found
Your mum is so fat whn she fell in love she broke it
Your mum is so fat she makes a whale look like a tic-tac
Your mum is so dumb she put make-up on her forehead so she could make up her mind!
Your mum is so ugly she scares blind people
Your mum is so poor she steals free food
Your mum is so stupid when she bought a donought she took it back to the store cause it had a hole in it
Your mum is so dum she threw a brik through a window and asked for it back
Tell me what you think!
July 28th, 2008 at 10:02 am
ur mom is so fat that when she sits in the cinema she sits next to everybody.
ur mom is so fat that when she walked backwards she had to go “beep beep beep”.
ur mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow jacket people yell TAXI.
ur mom is so fat that when she was in france and i was in australia i could see her out of my front window!!!!!!!!
July 29th, 2008 at 8:15 am
ya mums so fat when she wares a yellow jacket kids think she is a school bus
August 5th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Fcukin hell! i have not laughed dat much in my whole lyfe1 Dis website is definetly on my favourites!!!!!!!! lol
August 6th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed all three Lord of the Rings movies!
August 6th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Your mom so fat her neck looks like two hot dogs!
August 7th, 2008 at 5:50 am
sum of those were good but alot of em was making me sleepy lol
August 9th, 2008 at 4:54 am
yo mama’s so fat tht when she walked across the tv i missed 3 episodes
lol
August 9th, 2008 at 4:57 am
yo mama’s so hairy tht when she pulled down her pants dad yelled “its Osama!”
August 9th, 2008 at 4:57 am
yo mamas so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave
August 10th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
your moma is so fat when she burnt her finger they had to call the fire brigade
your mommas so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo people walked by and said look at that hippopotomas lol
August 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it says error you to fat go to weight watchers
August 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
ya mums so fat when shes in the lake the crocidile even runs away (thats the first the zoo keeper says ) lol lol lol
August 11th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
yo mamma so stupid she didnt know where to put her tampon in
August 18th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Ya mama is so fat dat she went 2 the movies and sat next 2 EVERY 1
Ya mama is so fat dat she looked at a resterant menu and sed “yes plz”
Ya mama is so poor dat she was kickin a can down the road den i sed “wat r u doin” den she sed “im moving”
ya mama is so poor dat i knocked at her house and she stuck her head out the window and sed “ding dong”
Ya mama is so stupid dat she locked her self in the toilet and she peeded her paints
Ya muma is so ugly dat she went 2 a ugly contest and the judges “no professionals”
Ya muma is so fat dat i went into space and i could see her wen shes in australia
Ya mumas so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened
Yo mumas so dumb dat she got locked in a supermarket and she died of hunger.
Yo muma so poor dat she stole free toys
August 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am
yo mummas like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the wardrobe
August 27th, 2008 at 9:06 am
yo mamas so fat that wen she wlked akros da moon she cause an eclipse
August 27th, 2008 at 9:07 am
your mama so fat dat shes fat
September 1st, 2008 at 8:18 am
Your mumma so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing we are family ive got all my brothes and sisters with me
September 1st, 2008 at 8:20 am
Your mummas so fat that when i go for a run around her i lost 3kg
September 7th, 2008 at 9:49 am
your mummas so fat that i could us ur underwear as a parachute
September 7th, 2008 at 9:57 am
your mummas so fat that when she goes to kfc she orders the big bucket on the rof.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:03 am
ok guys sux this one
ur momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut
ur momm is so fat when she goes into the supermarket they say”sorry we dont serve whales here!”
so hah ha
September 28th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Yo mamas so fat, she jumped into the sea and all the wales gathered round and san “we are family”!!!!!
October 1st, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Ya muma’s so fat that when she jumped on the rainbow skittles popped out
Ya mumma’s so fat she has a shower in a car wash
October 1st, 2008 at 8:52 pm
take da mask off its not halloween im not wearing one
October 8th, 2008 at 7:55 am
your mammas so fat someone got a spear and popped her!
October 21st, 2008 at 12:21 am
yo mammas so fat….when i went down on her i had to say fart an give me a clue
yo mammas so fat….when i made love to her i had to roll her in flour to find the wet bit
yo mammas so fat…when she went for a swim the seal level rose by 3 feet
October 21st, 2008 at 12:26 am
yo mammas so fat….when i made love to her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb
yo mammas so fat….when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
yo mammas so ugly….god decided to only make 1 and smashed the mould
yo mammas so ugly….when she was born the doctor slapped her mother
October 31st, 2008 at 8:04 pm
ur family tree is lyk a catus there all pricks
October 31st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
ur moma is so old that she’s old
October 31st, 2008 at 8:06 pm
io u fatty bom bom go suck ur mom
October 31st, 2008 at 8:07 pm
ur moma is so old she ows jesus a pound
November 1st, 2008 at 1:04 am
your mamma is so ugly people pay here to stay in side
your mumma is fat she sat on a dildo and lost it
your mumma is so old she farts dust
November 1st, 2008 at 1:10 am
your mumma is so fat she makes somos loke anerestic
your mamma is so dume she stole free bread
your mamma is so fat wen she to the beach the whales started to sing we are fammily your a 1000 times bigger than me
your mamma is getto she breast feeds cordial
your mamma is so old she she breast feeds powed milk
November 14th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
ur mama so fat she walked on the road and the pedestrian said taxi haha bitchis ……
November 20th, 2008 at 11:26 am
yo mama is so fat that she was classed as the 10th planted of the solar system
yo mama is so fat that when she farts, she blew the sun away
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
yo mamas so fat that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc
November 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
your muma is so fat when she goes to the toilet the toilet sings a b c d e f get your fucking fat ass of me !!!!!!lol llololo soz if someone else wrote that x
November 26th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
your mama is so fat that when she went up the elevator the elevator just went down!!!!
November 26th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
yo mama so fat that she`s startin to look like u!!!!!
November 26th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
yo moms so fat when there was a yellow bus filled with whit kids she said stop that twinkie
November 29th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Yo Mama so dumb she stick a piece of paper on the tv and said “aw look honey,paper view!”
November 29th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Yo mama is so poor she took out a 10 dollar bill and tried to make it rain!
November 29th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Your mama is so fat, trix the bunny would say “silly woman,don’t eat the kids!”
November 29th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Your mama is like a doornob,everyone takes a turn.
November 29th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Your mama is like a toilet,dirty and full of chet!
November 29th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Your mama is so dumb, she dialed pizza hut for dominoes number!
November 29th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Yo mama is so poor,she used 2 for 1 coupons at the dollar store!
November 30th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Yo mama is so fat that she got a group discount.
Yo mama is so fat she doesnt need the internet,she’s world wide.
yo mama is so fat that when god asked that there be light, he told her to move!
November 30th, 2008 at 3:45 am
Yo mama is so fat even Fat Albert said HEy HEy HEy!
November 30th, 2008 at 3:48 am
yo mama is so fat that she dont need as wheel chair she needs a semi truck!OVER SIZE LOAD!!!
November 30th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Ever since your mom entertained micheal jackson, he’s been ordering the Extra Large pack of a whole lot of luvin!
November 30th, 2008 at 3:54 am
yo mama is so fat that even bill gates couldnt aford to shove her through those windows!
November 30th, 2008 at 4:07 am
yo mama is so fat that when immigrants were crossing the border she said”go ahead”
November 30th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Yo Mama is so fat she thought the empire state building qas finger licking good.
November 30th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
November 30th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Yo mama is so old, when god said for there to be light she flipped the switch.
November 30th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
yo mama is so cheap, shes on the dollar menu! hahaha
November 30th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
yo mama so stupid, i told her it was chili outside and she ran out with a spoon.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:40 am
Your mamas so fat she uses a rubbish bin as a tampon.
x
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Yo Momma’s heads so big, she uses her belt as a headband
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Your momma so fat, she couldnt make it to the milky way, so she ate one isted
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Your mamas so dum, she got locked in A food shop & starved to death.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Yo Momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
Yo Momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
Yo Momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:23 am
yo mama so stupid you said lets watch color tv she said let me get out my crayons
December 4th, 2008 at 2:33 am
Yo mama so fat, she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.
joe mammas sooooo stupid she saw a black bus with mixed people in it and she said omgwtf its snickers
yo mama so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:40 am
yo mamas so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave
p.s. all these jokes are atleast 85% original(or something like that, i just pimped it out. (^.^)\/ peace for the moment and hope you enjoy!.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Yo mama is so fat,when she works out she goes to Xl Fitness!
now that was 100% original.
p.s. It’s all about Casa Grande!!
December 4th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Nice yo mama jokes Jebus,
I created this site and moderated all 400+ comments and great to see some yo mama jokes I’ve not heard before
Yo mama’s so fat when you search for yo mama so fat jokes on Google there’s an image of her at the top of the results.
Yo mama’s so fat when she went for liposuction the extracted fat was estimated to be enough to keep McDonald’s and Burger King in business through the entire credit crunch.
Yo mama’s so fat she’s been placed under house arrest because if she moved more than 100 yards from her home the resulting gravitational disturbance on the Earth would result in the planet flying off into Space!
Yo mama’s so fat her cleavage is harder to climb than K2!
Yo mama’s so fat when she visited Egypt she was mistaken for a pyramid from a distance.
I think you’ll find the yo mama jokes above are 100% original
The Joker
December 5th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Yo Mamma’s so fat when she broke her leg gravy cam out!!!
Yo Mamma’s so hairy the only language she speaks is wakie!!!
Yo Manna’s so ghetto she breastfeeds kool-aid!!!
December 7th, 2008 at 4:40 am
yo mamas so fat when she landed in the air she made a huge earthquake
yo mamas so fat that when she farts its a stink bomb
yo mamas so fat that shes always everywhere even on the other side of the world
December 7th, 2008 at 4:48 am
stfu to every one on this website or whoever comes here[unless ur my cousin]
[ps ur mama is so ugly wen she looked at the mirror the mirror didnt break she did]
December 7th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
ur moms so stupid she traded in her car for gas money
ur moms so fat she has to play pool with the planets
ur moms so fat when she breaks her leg gravy pours out
ur moms so fat when she sat on a quarter she shot a booger out of george washingtons nose
ur moms so fat when she wore an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her
ur moms so fat when she wants to go to the store she has to get took by a dump truck
December 9th, 2008 at 2:23 am
Yo Mama is so fat she had to order 80 packs of toilet roll just to leave it clean!
and ty for comment on my jokes joker.=)
December 9th, 2008 at 10:56 am
your mumma is so fat, when she fell over knowone was laughing but the floor was cracking up lol
your mumma is so fat that when ya dad was makin love to her he burnt his ass on the light bulb
he had to suck a mint to make his ears pop
he rolled over twice and was still in the middle
Your mumma is so old she owes jesus a tenna
December 9th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
yo, if this shit wasnt dum as the ppl who are writing them, (cnt type for shit) maybe they wld be alright. these jokes are too old tho. they all repeats. yu wanna be funny? be original…
ya motha got one leg nd a brand new bike (its funny to me)
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
fucking funny shit bitch
December 26th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
yo momma’s so old she went to school with jesus!!!!
December 27th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
yo mamma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
December 30th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
yo momma’s so fat whn she did a bck filp she hit jesus she has so much flab
‘’sorry lord”
December 30th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
whn ur mum jumps in the sea the whales sing we r famaly even now ur fatter thn me
December 31st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Yo mumma is so fat that her mobile went off and everyone though she was reversing
January 4th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
ur mama’z teeth are so yellow dorthy and todo thought it was the yellow brick road
January 4th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
my jokes own
January 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
your muma so ugly it thought a plane crash landed
January 9th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
your muma so fat i started printing a pic of her last xmas and its still printing
January 9th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
your muma so fat she had to go to the sea senter to get baptized
January 9th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
your muma so stupid when jumped off a cliff she asked for directions
January 13th, 2009 at 1:44 am
ur momma so fat when i tried 2 drive ma car around her i ran outta gas
January 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Yo mama so fat, when she goes bunjey jumping the whole bridge comes down with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 18th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Yo mama so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio!!!
January 18th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Yo mama so ugly when she wakes up the sun goes down!
January 18th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Yo mama so ugly when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out!!
January 18th, 2009 at 12:58 am
your mama so fat wen she saw a black car she said “hey stop that fucking jo loui”
January 18th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Yo Mama so fat when she put on her red dress and go outside all the kids look up and say “Hey Koolaid”
January 20th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Your mamas so fat, her theme song is “Hungry, Hungry Hippos”
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
yo mamas so ugly she made kool-aid man go OH NO!!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
yo mamas so stupid she took a puzzle back to a store and said it came all broken! suckas!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
yo mamas so stupid she tried to make the leaning tower of pisa straight!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
yo mamas so ugly she made god say “christ repeles you!!”
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
yo mamas so fat when she bent over mayo squirted out!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:30 pm
yo mama is so fat she has to get up twice to get off of her chair.
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
yo mamas so fat that when she jumped her tits hit Neptune out of the solar system
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
yo mamas so fat she made all the restraunts out of buisness
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
yo mamas so old that she ate popcorn when the asteroid killed the dinosaurs
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
yo mamas so ugly she looked in the mirror and blinded herself
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
ur mum is so fat she got called a elephant at the zoo :S fooook ya biitches!
January 25th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
yo mama so rubbish at jokes she sed shall i tell u the joke about the bin every 1 sed noooooooo its to rubbish
January 25th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
ur mum is so fat that when they measure her they have to use satalite tracking!
January 26th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
ur mums so fat her name is cafe
January 28th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
ur mum is so fat that her stretch marks spell out the word FAT BITCH hahahahaha
February 1st, 2009 at 2:30 am
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February 2nd, 2009 at 4:01 am
your momma is so fat when I had sex with her I had to roll over twice to get off her
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:35 am
your mamma is so harry that she made king kong jellous
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:40 am
yo mamma is so fat that when your dad tried to have sex with her he coulnt find were
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:44 am
yo mamma so fat that when i gave her a ride she flipped the car over
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:55 am
yo mamma so fat that when she saw a cacarouch she said dont kill my dinner
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:01 am
yo mammma so fat that people thout her ass was her head
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 am
yo mamma so ugly that when she looked in the mirror broke
February 4th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Your mama’s so fat well that says it all dosn’t it
February 4th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Your mamas so fat when she was in high school she was at the swimming carnival and she dived in first and all the other kids hit the ground
February 5th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I almost shit myself
February 5th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
ur mumma so fat wen she got hit by an 18 wheeler she sed who through that pebble
February 5th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
your mamas so fat people run round her for exersise
February 10th, 2009 at 3:08 am
yo momma so fat when she tries to get outa bed she roks herself back to sleep!!!! torched!!
February 10th, 2009 at 3:09 am
yo mom so fat her pants size is ….. loose ssome weight
February 12th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
your mammas so fat when she goes out in her yellow raincoat people shout taxii
February 15th, 2009 at 1:08 am
yo mama so fat when she goes over a bridge she makes it a road.
yo mama so big when she goes to target she brings her arrows.
Yo mama so poor when u walk in her front door you walk out the back.
Yo mama so fat you have to take a bus to get to the other side of her.
yo mama so fat when she tuns around people say welcome back.
February 15th, 2009 at 2:48 am
yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the beach they confused her with a whale
February 16th, 2009 at 11:38 am
yo mamas soo fat when she walked over a gutter..rats also asked who farted!!
February 20th, 2009 at 6:21 am
ur momma is so old she sat behind yoda in the 3rd grade
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 am
-Yo mamma is so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say “Damn, is it Halloween already?!”
-Yo mamma is so poor that when you ring her doorbell you hear the toilet flush!
-Yo mamma is so stupid shegot stuck in a public toilet and pissed herself!
-Yo mamma is so fat she threw a rock at the floor and it never came down!
-Yo mama is so fat she went to a restaurant, looked at the menu, and said “OKAY”.
-Your momma is so stupid when they told her to ride bus 44 she took number 22 twice instead!
February 24th, 2009 at 1:30 am
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GOT A YELLOW RAINCOAT PEOPLE SAID TAXI TAXI
February 24th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
your house is so small i ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
your house is so small i tripped over the front door and fell out the back window
yo momma so old i kicked her leg and gravy poured out
February 25th, 2009 at 1:11 am
yo mama so stupid that she hangs around with the illiterate, non-spelling losers posting on this site!!!!!!
February 28th, 2009 at 5:44 am
yo momma so fat that she had to sleep in a airport plane garage xD
March 1st, 2009 at 1:13 am
yo mama is so fat Even 4 king size bed is not enough
March 1st, 2009 at 1:14 am
Yo mama is so fat her only bathroom is the ocean
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:59 am
your mums so fat you died
March 6th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
ur mam so fat she fell in love nd broke it. ur mama so stupid she gave birth 2 u ur mama so fat people rune round her for exorise
March 7th, 2009 at 7:41 am
UR MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE HAD 2 TIE A T-BONE STEAK ROUND HER NECK JUST 2 GET THE DOGS 2 PLAY WITH HER
UR MOMMA IS SO BIG I HEARD HER BELT SIZE WAS THE EQUATOR
EVERY TIME SHE TURNS AROUND ITS HER BIRTHDAY
March 7th, 2009 at 7:43 am
I ABSOLUTLY LOVE YO MOMMA JOKES SOME TIMES I LAUGH SO HARD I PEE…LOL
NO SERIOUSLY I DO
March 8th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Your mums soooo fat she doseint even fit in this joke!
March 9th, 2009 at 12:15 am
ur mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can i tld her what she was doing she said moving
March 10th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
u are so stupid you whent to the jewlery store and asked for a bigmac!
March 10th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID,THAT SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Yo mama’s so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon
March 10th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Yo mama is so fat, sientist thought she was another planet!
March 10th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Yo mama so fat. last time she whent on the scale it said 906776 thats fat!
March 11th, 2009 at 2:30 am
-yo face is so black & yo teeth is so yellow, when you smile it looks like the pitsburgh steelers helmet
-yo mama just like a boiling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, then thrown into the gutter.
-yo mama is so stupid she got done taking a crap and said i had to take browns to the super bowl
-yo mama is so poor, i wlked in the house & dropped my lighter & the roaches started singing “clap yo hands & stomp yo feet, praise the lord, we got heatt”
-yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
-yo mama is so fat, she sat on a dollar & 4 quarters popped outt
March 12th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
your all so fat you dont even fit in this joke
March 12th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
lame jokes
March 12th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
yo mama is so stupid she whent up to a parking meter and said were is my gumball….beat that …. yo mama is so fat when you walk aroud her you get lost….yo mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her in!!!
March 13th, 2009 at 2:12 am
Can I also just add, people seriously need to re-check their spelling! And stop repeating the same jokes. It took me about 3 hours to read this page lol. Anyways here’s one for ya’ll…
YOUR MUMS SO FAT, PEOPLE USE HER AS AN EXCERSIZE BALL!
x
March 15th, 2009 at 12:02 am
ok i did not read all of these but i dont think this 1 is iin hear.
yo mama is just like a gas pump pay before u pump >.>
March 15th, 2009 at 3:17 am
Your mama is so old when i told her to act her age she died.
Your mama is so easy a caveman can do it, notice i said it.
March 21st, 2009 at 8:04 am
Your mother’s so fat; she needs a hula-hoop to keep her socks up
March 21st, 2009 at 4:52 pm
yo mamas so fat she steped on a dollar and bugars came out of george washingtons nose.
yo mamas soo old she left her purse on noahs ark.
yo mamas soo old she owes moses a dollar.
March 22nd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 9-11
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Yo mama so fat she has to use 3 rolls of toilet paper to wipe half her butt
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Yo mama so fat and Iraqi she’s the reason the plane crashed into the twin towers!
March 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 am
your so ugly you look like dbo with exstintions
March 24th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Yoyr moma is so fat when she went to the beach they said kill the whale
March 27th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
hi lol ur mums so fat and ugly that when she gave birth 2 u she had to give u up
March 29th, 2009 at 2:02 am
your mom is so small she can see through a tube with both eyes your mom is so fat that she sat on wallmart and made the prices lower your mom is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was in the scale your mom is so fat she sat on a monster truck and made a lowrider your mom is so black an her teeth are so yellow when she opens her mouth she look like yhe pittsburge steelers helmet your mom is so dumb she stuck a bateryy up her ass and called it a butty call your mom is so fat she went to a eating contest and they said no professionals your mom is fat if it wasnt for king kong she would be one of the 8 wonders of the world
March 29th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
your mama is so black the inly difference bewteen her and midnight is 11:59
March 29th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
your mama is so black she uses ashes as a foundation
March 29th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
your mama is so ugly that when she looked at a stop sign it said go
March 29th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
your mama is so poor that when i saw her rolling a can down the street i asked her what is she doing and she replied moving
March 29th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
your mama is so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of m&ms
March 29th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
your star wars friend is so poor that when i asked him if i could use the bathroom he gave me a shovel and said may the force be with you
March 29th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
your mama is so fat that when she bunny hops she goes straight to hell
March 29th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
your mama is so fat that when she step on a scale it said going down
March 30th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
your mums so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
March 31st, 2009 at 1:38 am
yo momma so ugly in the cival war ppl used her face to torture terrorists! get owned bitch!
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 pm
yo mama so ugly king kong came back and said my long lost son
April 4th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Ya Mama So Fat She Had To Breed With A Whale
April 5th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
ur mums soooooo dumb wen in cort they said ORDER she sed yer il av a shake wiv sum fries lol
ur mums sooo fat she went to waleworld to get baptized
April 8th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
yo mam is sooo fat she cant even fit on a double king size bed
yo mam is sooo smalll she sleeps in a match box
yo mam is sooo skinny u can news her as a thooth pick
April 9th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Yo momma’s so fat, the only way to have sex with her is to roll her in flour and jump on her to see where the air is coming out of.
Yo momma’s so hairy, that chewbaka calls her “mommy”
Yo momma’s so fat, that her ID folds 12 time, and the picture only shows half her eye.
Yo momma’s so ugly that Cher is considered attractive.
Yo momma’s so broke, that when I spit, she chews my ass for wasting water.
Yo momma’s so stupid, that on easter she paints rabbits and eats them whole.
Yo momma’s so fat that if they sold her at a cent per pound, money would become obsolete.
Yo momma smells so bad that she uses skunk phermones to make her odor more acceptable.
Brainfreeze.. no more creativity
April 10th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
YO MAMAZ SO FAT THE BITCH LOOKED UP AND GOT STUCK!
April 12th, 2009 at 10:03 am
your mama’s so fat, that when she went sun-baking, Greenpeace tried to pull her back into the water!!
your mama’s so fat that when her car broke down, the tow truck thought she was the car!!
April 12th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
your mom so fat she farted and couldnt smell ir hahahahahahahahaha
April 13th, 2009 at 4:03 am
yo mama so geto when she breastfeed koolaid comes out
April 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Your mum is so fat, that when she entered an elevator she didn’t have to press the down button.
Your mum is so fat, the equator is her belt.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Your mum is so old, when she breast feeds powder comes out.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:04 am
your mom is sooo fat that she is the cause of global wwaarrmmiinngg!!!!!! aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
April 16th, 2009 at 7:06 am
she is so dumb that she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a GUMBALL to fall out!!!!! lololololl!!…
April 16th, 2009 at 7:06 am
shes so dumb that she thought a quaterback was a refund¬!!!!!!!!
April 18th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
lol these are all realy bad , these are proper your mum jokes,
your mum is so fat she makes free-willy look like a tic-tac
your mum is so dumb when she fell down the stairs , she had to stop and ask for directions.
your mum is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
your mum is so hairy it looks like she has kingkong in a headlock
your mum is so hairy when you was born you got rug burn
your mum is so fat when she cleaned the cages at the zoo every one went past and said ‘ eeehh look at that hipopotimas ( ali g lol)
also
what happend to the blind curcemsizer?
… he got the sack
April 18th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
your mum is so stupid she got locked inside tesco and starved
April 18th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
your mum is so fat she got baptiesd in sea world
April 18th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
your mum is so dumb she staired at orange juice because it said consentrate on it
April 18th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
your mum is so fat she makes americans look anarexic! lol
April 18th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
your mum is so fat she is fat !
April 19th, 2009 at 2:16 am
you mom is stupid……………………………….i have nothing to say????????
WHAT SHOULD I SAY GUY HELP ME????
April 21st, 2009 at 1:41 pm
your mamma so fat the only thing you could see is her
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 am
ya mama so fat when you came up to hug her she said who threw that rock at me
Ya mama so fat when she went to go to fly to chicago she had to buy all the seats
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:28 am
ya mama so fat when she flew to tokyo and they all screamed GODZILLA! GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya mama so fat thats why the earth has no gravity
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 am
your mamma so stupid the last thing she heard was a whistle when she got mowed down bye a train xlolx
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 am
ya mamma so stupid when she put some goggles on she seen people waving on the hills
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 am
ya mamma so stupid she sat on the tele and watching the couch
April 26th, 2009 at 1:57 am
Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and caramel poured out.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
your mums so fat she jumped in the sea and the whales were singing “We are famiy”
April 28th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Yo mama’s so fat,when she cries cupcakes are running down her cheeks
Yo mama’s so fat her toes look like hot links
Yo mamma’s so fat,she sweats cooking oil
Yo mama’s so fat,she models parachutes for the living
April 29th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Yo Mama so old she farts dust
Yo mama so fat she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and put a twinkie on the other side to get her threw!
Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids she said “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
Yo mama so fat her clothes size is is Bitch lose some weight!!
April 29th, 2009 at 1:14 am
Yo mama so fat when you want to shake her hand she has to give directions!
April 29th, 2009 at 1:17 am
Yo mama so smelly the only dis I’ll give her is disinfectant
Yo mama so skinny when she turns around she disappears!
May 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm
your momma so fat that she has to use a matress as a maxi pad
May 1st, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Your mamma is so fat when she stood on the scale it said one at the time please.
Your mamma is so fat when she stood on the scale it said we dont want your phone number. :0
May 4th, 2009 at 8:16 am
lamo they suck lol hahahaha i no better 1’s/
1)Your mamas so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed.lol……
2)Yo mamas so old she farts dust.lol
3)Yo mamas so ugly she turned medusa to stone. lol
May 4th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
ur mamas soooooooo ugli, wen she lukd herself in da mirror she sed
“WAT IN GODS NAME IS KING KONG DOING IN MA BATHROOM!”
May 5th, 2009 at 2:27 am
Your mumma so fat she puts on a yellow raincoat, people start yelling out “TAXI TAXI”
May 5th, 2009 at 2:30 am
I LOVE YOU BRITTANY
You mumma so fat people stack plates on her cause they think shes the dishwasher
May 6th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
oh yeah mine is YO momma so fat she drank water and peed out every ocean.
May 6th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
yo mama is so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct hahahahahahahlol
May 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Yo mommas so fat they need to take the roof of the house to let her in.
yo mommas so fat when see walks past the window i miss a year of sunlight.
once there was a ugly convention in town ur mum enter and got dissqualafied for being a pro.
May 11th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
yo momma’s so fat your dad drives her round in the back of a lorry !!
May 11th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
your mama is soo fat she made sumo wrestles look anerexic
May 11th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
yo mamaz so fat she sat on a tv and made it a flat screen
May 12th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
yo mamas so old hir breast milk is just dust
May 18th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Your
Mama be soooo muthafuckiin fat!; when hur fat ass jumped on tha scale, tha scale sed, “FATHERFUCKIN BITCH, LOOSE SUMN GODDAMM WEIGHT!!!”
May 21st, 2009 at 8:34 am
You’r mama’s so fat that Jaba the Hut went ‘DAMN’
May 21st, 2009 at 8:47 am
Your mama’s soooo fat that we are in her right now
May 21st, 2009 at 8:48 am
Your mama’s so fat she has her own post code
May 21st, 2009 at 8:49 am
Your mama’s so fat she’s fatter than my mama
May 23rd, 2009 at 4:31 am
YOU MAMA SO FAT SHE WALKED PASSED THE T.V. I MISSED 6 SHOWS
May 27th, 2009 at 1:07 am
yo mama is like a computer she get pick then she sucks and then she get thrown in to the closet but she dont charge
May 28th, 2009 at 3:37 am
Ur Mommas so fat She Makes Free Willy Look like a Tooth Pick!!!
May 31st, 2009 at 5:32 pm
yo mama so fat she brought a HDTV to watch cooking channel
May 31st, 2009 at 7:35 pm
yo mam so fat that oxford got a nu name to describe it……..yo mama’s name
June 5th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
yo mama so fat when she walks down the street in a yellow run coat people whistle and shout TAXI!!
June 6th, 2009 at 9:50 am
ur mums so fat the only letters she kows in the alphobet are K F C
June 7th, 2009 at 12:17 am
(only for star wars fans)
your mamas so fat ben kenobi said thats no moon,THATS YOUR MAMA!!!!
June 7th, 2009 at 12:19 am
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING ALL THE WHALES SANG “we are family even though your fatter then ME!
June 7th, 2009 at 4:43 am
Why was 6 scarred of 7?
cause 7 8(ate) 9
Your mamas so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, it said hell noooooooo!!!
June 7th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
YOUR MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE GOT BAPTISED AT SEA WORLD!
YOUR MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER HER HEAD…THE BAG CHOCKED AND DIED.
YOUR MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE HAS HER OWN POSTCODE
June 9th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
yo these are so old did you get them of jesus
June 9th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
the last time i heard that one i laughfed so hard i fell of my dinosaur
June 9th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
your mumas so nasty i went over her house and said wats for dinner she opend her legs and said crabs
June 10th, 2009 at 2:56 am
Yo mama so fat when she step on the weight scale there’s a ?
June 11th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Yo’ mummas soooooooo stupid, wen she eats M&Ms, She throws out the W’s.
Yo’ mummas soooooooo stupid, she puts them in alphabetical order.
June 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
* yo mama so fat she has her own zip code!
* yo mama’s teeth are so yllow that when she got on the bus and smiled everybody started singin Shine on me!!!
* yo mama so ugly that when she went to church thry said that they cant make that BIG of a miricle!!
June 19th, 2009 at 12:37 am
yo mamma so ugly her house v omets 24-7!!!!!!!
June 19th, 2009 at 12:38 am
yo mum so ugly… well shes just PLAIN UGLY!!!
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:21 am
ya mammas so fat she puts lipstick on wif a paint roll
ya mammas so fat when god said let there be light he made her move
ya mammas so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl lollllllllllllllllllll lets seeeeeeee u beat them biaches lol
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:23 am
oh and i no that this isnt a mama jk but its funni lol
actuly if i tell u u will steal it sooooooo……………………………………………
NA i aint give nofin to yal
lol=]
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:26 am
ya mammas so fat when she goes to da beach the whales start sining
THESE R WAY BETTA COME BAKS THEN EVERY ONE OF THEM HERE LOL
SUK=]
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:47 pm
your mums so dum wene she jumped of a hill she stoped for directshions.lol:)
June 26th, 2009 at 12:17 am
yo moma so fat that when she falls of the bed she falls of on both sides.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:20 am
yo mama so poor she put a milk shake at lay away in mcdonalds
June 27th, 2009 at 6:57 am
your mums so fat even dora dora cant explore her
June 27th, 2009 at 6:59 am
yo mums so dum she throws the parachute out of the airoplane and says “save your self”