A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.

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yo mamas so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide
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YO MAMAS HAS BEEN IN JAIL SO MANY TIMES THAT SHE SOLD THE HOUSE
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Yo mother so ugly she ran the boogeyman out of business
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SAMS MUM IS FAT !!!!!
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your so fat when u go to a buffet they have to install speed bumps
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!
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your mama’s so fat were in her write now
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ur muma sodumb she got stabbed in a shootout
ur mama so uggly she makes blind children cry
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uor mamas so fucin ugaly i tooker to my house and i never want back ther agin
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your mamas so fat when my frined tooker her hunting and all the animals ran away because she smeeled like u
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yo mama so fat, she jumped in mid-air and got stuck
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ur moma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust
ur momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world
c iz 4 cookie and cokkie gd 4 me
lol lmao
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ur moma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic
ur moma so fat that when she got in the the swimming pool the water jumped out
ur moma so fat thta when she goes tho the cinema she sits nxt to every one
will and david r so fat that when the walked into the sea
and found a group of wales and started to sing we r family
lol
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yo mama is so old she was jesus god mother
yo mama is so fat that when she wear a yellow rain suit
someone said taxi
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ur mummas so fat shes got her own post code
ur mummas so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins
ur mummas so fat she jumps in the pool and the life guard tries to harpoon her
ur mummas so fat she got her own solar system
ur mummas so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet
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I need to loose weight.
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Koo
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your moms so stupid she got locked in the food market and starved
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you mama so fat she got euros in one pocket and pesos in the other
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ur muma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves
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your mums so fat i could paint her red and use her as a lottery ball
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yo mama so poor i went ovr to hr house and stppdd on a ciggeret And she yelled Who turned of the heater??
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You mama so dumb that she sits on the tv,watches the couch,And yells Go Blue Cushion!!!!!
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your mamas so dumb she tripped over an cordless phone
yo mamas so fat her nickname is dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
yo mamas so fat when we went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install
speed bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey to all my homie love yA WAZZ CRACKIN BITCH
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your mums so fat she cant fing her pussy
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your mums so fat i got lost in her bra
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Your mama’s so old, when I told her to act her age the bitch died
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yo mom so fat………
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Your Mom is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus the doctor gave her 87 years to live.
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can u tell ur mum to stop changing her lipstick cz my dick looks like a rainbow !
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ur mama is so fat that evan bill gates couldent pay for surgery !!
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your muma is so fat! that when she fell i was lafin but the floor was craccin up!!
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yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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You so ugly that pimple on your lips mistook your lips for the crack of you a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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You so ugly your momma got morning sickness after you were born!1111
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Your momma so fat that wheb she sat on rainbow skittles popped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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you mama so fat she won the war by her self
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your mama so kind she compared u to shit
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yo mama so small she committed suicide of the kerb
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up
yo mama so dumb she got locked in heli beds and slept on the floor
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yo mamas so fat she went on a merry go round and when she got of the horse limped for a week
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Your mummas so fat, she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.
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your muma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.
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yo mamas so hairy that when she walking down the street her legs look like two dogs fighting
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yo mumma’s so fat she has her own theme song, “KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN. KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN,ROLLIN.”
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your mums so fat she had to get babtised in the ocean
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your mums that fat shes on both sides of the family
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yo mama so fat when she went the bathroom thetoilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me
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your mamas so stupid she takes a ruler 2 bed nd sees how long she sleeps
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your mama is so fat she asks for a water bed and they stik a blanket over the ocean
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your mums so dumb she got hit by a parked car !!1
wat now bitch !!
Call me
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Yo mama’s so old jesus was her best friend
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casseys so fat she broke branch of the family tree
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Yo momma so fat she rents shade.
Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.
Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.
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Your mamas so old, her birth certificate says expired
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yo mamas so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look mama its the elephant!
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Yo moma so ugly even ron jeremy turned her down
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Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone
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your mam’s so fat that when she’s pee’s, it rains!
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yo mama so ygly she had to whare make up on the radio
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Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.
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Yo mama so fatt not even jesus could lift up her spirit
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Yo momma so ugly, she wears handme down, handme downs…
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yamomma got a afro wit a nike sign in tha back of her head, so everybody call her hair jordan
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your mamas so dum that she so dog shit on the floor and thought it was chocolate
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yo mama is so fat her picture weighs twenty pounds.
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your mama is so hairy she grows afro’s around her nipples
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Yo’ momma’s so fat, when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool – Aid”
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flot like a butterfly sting like a bee i sleep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
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yo mamas so short that ur dad can use her 4 a tooth pick
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yo mamas so skinny she can put her piss flaps ova her head and look like a sugarpuff lol
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your mama so fat she got a belly button done but you could not see it
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your mamas so fat her siarl bowl came with a life gard
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at least spell right stupid ass!
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She doesn’t have to spell right, she’s a “sexy bich”
The Joker
yo moma so old that win i taped her on the back her tits came off
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your amas so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time
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yo momas so fat that when she went to fright mare on market strret she got a job application
yo momas so fat that when god said let their be light he asked her to move
yo momas like a brick shes hard and gdets layed by mexicans
yo momas like a bowling ball she gets fingered and comes back for more
yo momas like a bowling shoe you dont know wats bean in her
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ur mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the over side.
ur mums so stupid she4 got run over by a parked car.
think u shud add thos beasts haahahahaha….
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well there not finna put it on there.. b/c ur momma had ta b stupid.. b/c this is ur momma is so fat joke;z!
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ya mums so fat she makes sumo wrestling look anerexic.
Ya mums so fat that she went out in high heels ad came back in flip flops.
Ya mums so fat that when she went out in a yellow jacket everyone shouted “Taxi,Taxi”.
Ya mums so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Ya mums so fake that she made barbie look real.
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Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil
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yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles people think its the gold rush
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she bought out Cash for Gold
yo mama is so stupid, she has two watch dogs named rolex and timex
yo mama smokes so much, if you look at the sky that ain’t clouds your seeing
yo mama’s so stupid, she applied herself for an application sheet
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That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one for you. Yo mama’s so poor that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
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