A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.

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your mom is so fat she was wearing a mountian dew shirt and people thouhgt she was a pop machine a started put quarter up her ass
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your mama like a ogershe big and green and looks hella ugly
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your mama so ugly she whent to shrek the third and some one said wow! shrek is 3d sitting next to me!
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your so ugly your mama got a papaer stating u have to stay 1000 feet away from her!
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your so ugly u haf to get your mama drunk to kisss u
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on hallaween your mama spills out pumpkin seeds!
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your mama so dum she boght a condum and said how to i put this on
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your mama so fat if u paint her yellow and walk whiht her donw the street peapole will say taxi taxi!
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your mama so fat she sat ona rain bow and skittels poped out!
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your mamma so short she can do backflips under a bed
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your mum is soooo small she tryed to commit suicide of a kerb
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ya maama so fat were’re inside her right know
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yo mums so fat, she went to the masseiuse and every massager needed a search party
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your mamma so scody that they tape deadliest catch in her underpants
don’t worry your mammas the smartest person i know with down syndrome
your mammas so fat that when she goes into a resturant they call a swat team
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whats a definition of tightness putting a blind man in a circled room and saying there ya food in the corner
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whats a definition of agony hanging of a cliff with 1 arm and a itchy bum
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whats a definition of cheekines putting a brick through sum ones window and asking for it back
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whats a definition od cheekines weeing through sum 1 letter box and askin how far it went
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your mommas so fat everytime she turned around its christmas
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Hey these jokes are relly funny! LOL
HAHAHA
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YO MOMMAS SO FAT, UR GRANDMA HAD TO TAKE HER TO SEAWORLD JUST TO GET BAPTIZED
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Yo Momma so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.
Yo Momma so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
Yo Momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
Yo Momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo Momma so fat her fave food is seconds.
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Yo Mama is so fat the only thing stoping her from Jenny Craigs was the Door
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yo mam’s so fat she jumpped up in the air and got stuck
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Your muma is so fat shes just fat ok.
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YOUR MUMAS SO OLD WHEN SHE WENT IN A PLAY … THEY TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE …. AND SHE DIED!
yOU MUMAS HEAD SO SMALL WHEN THEY PEICED ONE HEAR SHE DIED!!!
THAT SO FUKN FUNNY
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Yo Muma’s so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo muma’s so fat … wait she just is
And why do we say all these fuckn jokes when all you could say is ….
……………………….. Yo muma’s so fat!
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your jokes are so funny so tell me your best jokes pleace homy
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ya mumas so fat that she triped over a wallmut triped over kmart and landed on target
lolololollolololololololololololol
hahahahahahaha
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ya mummas so fat that she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick
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your mama so small that she holded up a sign that said dont spit cant swim.
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yo mama so fat that her undes look like gre stings lol hahahahahaha
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YO MOMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A SUPERMARKET AND STARVED
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YO MOMAS SO FAT SHE SAT IN A MONSTER TRUCK AND TURNED IT INTO A LOW RIDER
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ur mummas so ugly when she went to the toilet and scared the shits out of its
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ur mama so poor for christmas she bought a video people opening there presents funny rigth lol!!!
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yo mummas so fat wen she jumpt in the air she got stuk lol
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yo mumma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the soffa lol
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( .Y. ) wat is it ???
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ya mum so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued…
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ur mommas glasses are so thik u can see people waving on her driving lisence.
ur dad thinks his superman with ur moms red scarf..
ur moms chekin snoop og look ur grannys gettin a BOOB JOB!!!!!
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your amas so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time
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yo mommas so skinny she can hoola hoop in a fruit loop
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yo mommas so poor…i rang her door bell and her toilet flushed
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Yo mama’s so fat she thinks the capitol of Turkey is gravy.
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all these r stupid but i guess i cant make any betta 1z so yer.
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your mamas so fat she went to the shop in high heels and came bk in flipflops
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your mama so fat she got knocked over by a car and said who threw that fucking stone
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yo mamma so old that her mamma said she had to act her age and she died
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YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE PUTS LIP STICK IN HER HEAD SO SHE CULD REFRESH HER HEAD
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YOUR MOM IS SO SO FAT THAT SHE DOESNOT FIT IN THE TUB
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your mama smells so bad it smells like she shoved her face up my dogs ass
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your mama so ugly that people thought michael jackson was her twin
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Your mama has so much acne that it looks like they pushed a meat cleaver across her face
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ya mamas so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat at the shops people yelled out taxi
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yo mama so fat we had a pool party in her bellly button!
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yamums so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller
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ur mummas so old when her mumma told her to act her age she died
ur mummas so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree
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al thes r realey shit n all ya mumas a so fat thev got a sesion tickit 4 mcdonolds
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YO MUMS SO HAIRY SHE LIFTS HER ARM IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GT BOB MARLEY IN A HEAD LOCK
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your mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
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ur mum is so fat cause she its to much macs and kfc at bankstown
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u mum is so fat cause she cant fit in the shops and the car
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ur mum is so fat cause she cant afford to go to the bulldogs shop to by a ticket
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I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard! You’ve def got the jokes. You should check out (links like this are deleted) and share your jokes with the rest of the world! You can even do a video – it’s sweet.
Here are a few Yo Momma jokes that I know:
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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ur mamas so fat that she went shopping and the shop closed when it seen her coming from new york to sydney
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your mom is so fat she was a tung of fun
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your mom likes a school bus because every1 rides her
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do you knoi why the dinosaurs are extinct because your fat mother farted and killed every 1
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your mom so fat she sits around the house
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your mom so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness
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your mom is so fat she made the world like a danger zone
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Hey, I loved your site, great idea to post all those jokes for everybody to use when they need a good yo momma joke. If you think you’re up to it, check out (please don’t post your links here) and try battling people around the country. Show them what a real yo momma joke is really all about.
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your momas so fat she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon
ur so ugly ur mom had to tie a pork chop 2 ur face just so the dog would play with you
ur so ugly ur mom had 2 feed you with a catapult
ur so dumb you had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo Mama’s so dumb she stole a free sample
MAMFS FAT..peace out
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ooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well your mom is like a shotugn two cocks and she blows
your mom is like a vacum she sucks and blows
your mom is like a home depot she has got all the hard woods
your moms hair is so nappy it takes tylenol to calm it
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