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your mama so fat that wen she got up she started to fall over and people started yelling “TIMBER”
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearing tights!
Yo mama so fat when she said “I’m jonesen for a milky way, she meant the entire galaxy”
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a boogie out of George Washington’s nose
Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang abcdefg get your fat butt off of me.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she sits on an active volcano she makes a whole beach
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to Sea World, Shamu jumped out of the water and started singing, “We are family! Even if you’re fatter than me!!”
AND I AM SURE THE SHARKS AT SEA WORLD TORE HER FAT ASS UP
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yo mamma so fat even king kong thought she was fat!
yo mamma so fat that when she stand on one end of the Earth the other end lift up
Yo mamma so fat when I tickeled her, she didnt feel it!
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the bible Jesus came begging her to set his people free
Yo mamma so fat when she traveled to outer space people thought she was the moon
yo mamma so fat when shes mad she turns into a tomato
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mamma so fat, when she does the hokey pokey her left leg goes outside of earth
Yo mamma so fat, when she’s thirsty she puts a straw in the ocean.
yo mamma was so fat when she left the beach, the people all shouted the coast is cleared
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE CANT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT KNOCKING TELEPHOPNE POLES DOWN.
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yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits “around” the house
Yo mama’s so fat,when she went to the theaters everybody yelled, “Look King-Kong in 3-D!”.
Yo mama, so fat 500 people cant pick her up, not even a fork lift
Yo Mamas so fat she can’t go swimming in Japan because of illegal whaling.
Yo mamas so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!
Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit
Yo Mamas SO Fat She Went to the beach And Jumped Of A Diving Board A person Went inside of her
Yo mamas so fat that she donates her fat rolls to the bakery.
yo mamas so fat that she rolls up her mattress to use it as a tampon!
AND WHEN YOUR MOMMA SITS AROUND THE HOUSE THE ROACHES LEAVE.
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jo mama so fat that she use the sea as a tub
yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the swiming pool and said “Where did all the water go”
Yo mama’s so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes.
Yo mama’s so fat that two guys could be having sex with her at once and they still would never meet.
Yo mama’s so fat that when God said “Let there be light.” he had to ask her to move out of the way first.
yo mama’s so fat that when I thought I heard music from her cellphone in her pocket she instead pulled out and ice cream truck.
Yo Mama’s so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving!
yo mama’s so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid!
Yo mama’s so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen’t know if it’s in her butt or her boobs!
Yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
yo mama’s so fat when she sat on the side walk she got a parking ticket!
Yo Mama’s so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight!
yo mama’s so fat, that her myspace has no space.
AND YOUR MAMAS ASS IS SO BIG THE PREACHER RIDES IT TO CHURCH
I DONT LIKE MAKIN MAMMA JOKES REALL I WOULD RATHER MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOU SCRANEY ASS.
DID YOU EVER GET ON A BUS AND LOOK TO THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT? ONLY TO FIND THAT EVERYBODY YOU LOOKED AT WAS UGLY. DID U NOTICE ALL THE BIG FAT ASSES MOVIN IN AND OUT OF THE BUS AND THE BUS LEANIN ON ITS SIDE. DID YOU EVER SEE SOME OF THESE WHITE DUDE HOMELESS PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY HAD A SUIT ON THEY STILL BE UGLY. i MEAN IT SEEMS EVERYBODYS UGLY
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