A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.
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Yo mama is so fat i had to take 2 buses and tranes just to get on her good side
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your mama is so fat that when she wears heels, she strikes oil.
your mama is so old that she waited tables at the last supper.
your mama is so ugly that her mama was arrested for producing an environmental disaster
she’s so ugly that your papa has to watch porn to cum while they are having sex.
your mama is so old that her breastmilk has to get FDA approval.
Owen saying peace out, Naija for ever baby, Man United for life.
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yo mama so fat when she saw a bus she yelled slow down with dat twicky
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yor moms so fat she’s got other fat people orbiting around her
your moms so fat she stood on a rainbow and made skittles
your mums so fat she jumped up and got stuck
your mums so fat when she bungee jumped she took the bridge down with her
your moms so fat she wears a watch on both arms cause shes in two different timezones
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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
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Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
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Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
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Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.
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Your mommas so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
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All the joke are really funny heres one that i made up……. Your mommas so fat she makes Paris Hilton look like a killer whale
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Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitatinol pull!;)
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YO mamma is so fat she stomped her foot and went straight to { The opposite of heven}
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yo mamas so old wen she went to da toilet dust came ottt
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a boy named billy had a 10 foot willy and showed the girls next door they thought it was a snake and hit it wif a rake and now it is only 5 foot 4
lol
jenn+ jack clark=love bbirds
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yo mummas so fat that the only thing stopping her getting to jenny craig is the door!!
hahahaha
p.s i rock
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ya mum is so fat when she stood in the middle of the road all the cars went around her bcoz they all thought she was a roundabout
lol lol lol lol lol lol
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ur mommas so fat she cut a hole in the cieling so she could watch sky
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Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
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your mum’s so fat that when she sings it’s over!
your mum’s so fat that her bath tub has stretch marks!
yo mamma’ so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!!lol
your mamma’s so fat she ha got more chins then a hong kong phone book.
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Yo momma’s so fat when she stands in the middle of the street wearing a yellow rain coat they yell out TAXI……….. BEAT THAT. BRING IT…………. Yo momma’s so fat she got locked in Mcdonalds and she starved to death……………………….. Yo mommas so fat that when she walks along the water at the beach the whales jump out and say omg their is some one fatter than us………..
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your mums so dumb she got locked in a lock-smith
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yo mama so fat she went to the bathroom stepped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number
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yo mama so stupid you said lets watch color tv she said let me get out my crayons
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yo mama so fat she walked by my house and i lost 5 days of sunlight
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yo mama so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife
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yo mama so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife
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Yo mama so fat we when she dieted for a week the European food surplus doubled.
Yo mama so fat when she dieted for a week the local supermarket filed for bankruptcy.
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yo mama is so fat there was a cake on the table and she ate it all hahahaha
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yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
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yo mama is so fat wen she hung out her undies they thuoght the circus was in town
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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yo mama s so fat dat she was in a gun shooting …got shot…plumbers still trying 2 find the leaks
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Yo Momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
Yo Momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
Yo Momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
Yo Momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’
Yo Momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
Yo Momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
Yo Momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
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i pooped my pants
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yo mama so fat she could go trick or treating at 2 houses at once
”trick or treat”
”trick or treat”
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yo mama so fat she jumped up and was stuck between
the planats
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your mums so fat every time she rolls over its a new year
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your mums so fat every time she rolls over its a new year
i got msn
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your muma so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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i smoke some crak in the morning i smoke some crake at nigh i smoke some in the afternoon and it makes me feels alrigh,alrigh man
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who just called me a bich
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you suke fat moma
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are you a girl
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and by the way dimond are you the one that geos to eldorado
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dimond you got some good jokes
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yo mama so fat when i put her in my front lawn i could feel the water waves moving
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yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg gravy pourd out
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yo mama is so fat when she step on the scale it said overload
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chady your morther is so fat when she sat on quater a buger pop out of george washinton nose.
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yo mama is shit your dad is bull when you were born you were named bullshit.
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yo mama so ugly she looks like king kong in the morning .
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Yo Momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!
Yo Momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo Momma so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
Yo Momma so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.
Yo Momma so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.
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yo moma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo moma so fat she sat on the rainbow and richard simmons popped out.
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your mama is so stupid she doesnt no shes stupid
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c;mon these jokes are so old theyre making me sleepy
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Yo Momma so fat her belt size is Equator.
Yo Momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo Momma so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo Momma so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo Momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
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these jokes are really old. i think people need to come up with something that isnt so original
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your mama so old the her barest milk to into powderer lolololololololololol yo mans your mother so old lol 1_7
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah =D
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your mama so fat that she went on a elavata she press up she went down.
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Yo Momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Yo Momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Yo Momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
Yo Momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
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Your moms so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she moved out of the state, the obesity rate went down 30%!
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Yo Momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo Momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
Yo Momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.
Yo Momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
Yo Momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.
Yo Momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
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yer mom is so ugly when she was born her mom said “error error”
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u lot r so sad with da your mum jokes come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo Momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
Yo Momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
Yo Momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
Yo Momma so fat small objects orbit her.
Yo Momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
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your mama so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch
your mama so fat when it rains she uses the freeway onramp as a slip and slide
your mamas bloodtype is ragu
your mamas so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscense
your mamas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train
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Sure , some of you all came up with some reasonably cute stuff, but did any of you go to school? Seriously people, look at your spelling!
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yo mama is so fat she gots more chin than a hong kong phone book
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your mama is so fat she rolled over 4 quaters and made it a dollar
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yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants with a drive way
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ur mama is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling free willy
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your mom is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
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