A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.

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your mums so fat, that i tried to drive round her and ran out of petrol!!!
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yo mama’s so fat that by the time i drive around her i ran out of petril
yo mama’s so fat that shes’ got her own postcode
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mama’s so fat that i can’t think of a joke for her
yo mama’s so dum that she sat on the T.V and watched the couch!!!
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yo mama so fat that bill gates couldnt afford to pay her liposuction
yo mama so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite
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yo mama’s so fat that when she farted everyone thought the wind was blowing
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yo mama’s so fat that when she trips, the Earth cracks in 2 piece
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yo mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wgKqOyIqQU
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Yo motha`s so fat, thaat when she jump for joy….she got stuck!!
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yo mommas so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl
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yo mam’s so fat she played all the caraters off the nutty perfeser
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yo mamma smells so bad suicide bombers from iraq come under her arm just to die
yo mamma is like a motor she just keep goin and goin
yo mamma is like a horse i tell that bitch when to go and stop
yo mamma is so old everytime she smile all i see is doe doe
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Yo mama soo fat she got baptised at sea world
Yo mama soo fat i need 2buses and a train too get on her good side
Yo mama soo fat her pantie size is bungaloo
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Your mum’s so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Your mum’s so fat she sat on a nitendo game cube and it turned into a gameboy
Your mum’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”
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yo mam’s so hairy when u were born u had carpet burn!
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yo mumas ass is so big she went to a scientist and he said by god we found a comtinental ridge!
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yo mum is so fat
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Yo mama is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale she said i want my weight noy my credit card number
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your mammas so fat she fits in both sides of the family!!!!!
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Yo’ mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!
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Yo’ mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!
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Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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ur mamas so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone#
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yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.
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yo momma is like a village bycicle everybody’s had a ride.
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yo mumas so thick she said to the cat go get me my mobile . wait it herer and she picked up the celculator.
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yo mumas so fat when she went to town she nicked the c from clairs accsesories and the c from M’c Donalds for her earings but she took em back because they were different colors
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yo mumas so fat that when she swam in the oceon she got the other side and when she got out her beckinie obsorbed all the water and all the fish were stuck up her arse and you could see titanic now you know why she was so fishy down below
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yo mama so fat, when someone threw a bus at her, she said,” hey, who threw that rock?”
yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you died of rug-burn.
yo mama so stupid, she bought a donut, but had to return it cuz it had a hole in it.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale it read: one at a time please.
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your mamma is soooooooooooo fat she got a yellow coat on and went outside and the japeniese are like ooo godzilla
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joe mamma is so old that she is in yodas 2nd grade class
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joe mammas sooooo stupid she saw a black bus with mixed people in it and she said omgwtf its snickers
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ur mamas so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone#
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yo mama is so skinny she look like a toothpick
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Yo mama so fat, she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat, even her picture fell off the wall.
Yo mama so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn’t have enough for the $2 sex.
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Ur mums so ugly king kong rang her up and asked for his face back
ur mums so hairy wen u were born u got carpet burn
ur mums got more rolls than a bakers
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Yo mama is so fat when she farted the whole world blew up
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Yo mama is so fat And harry she lookes like king kongs left nipple
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ur mumas so hairy shes the back up for chewbaka
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i liked the refgerator that was funny
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yo mamma so fat man she got on the syale and the fat doctor came and sade OO IS THAT YOU PHONE NUMBER?!
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yo mamma so fat she has her on time zones
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yo mamma so fat she jumped out of a plan in a blue suit and every one sade the shys falling the shys falling!
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yo mamma soooo ugly the docter for her face sade where do i start?
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yo mamma so poor man i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing she sade moving!
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yo mama’s so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me
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your momma’s so fat she sat on wal-mart and the prices lowerd.
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your mama’s so fat the neighbours are always round
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your mama’s so fat she needs the superbowl for her cereal
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your muma’s so fat that when she bent over your dad popped out!!!!!
your moma’s so fat she has her own zip code
your moma’s so fat then when she changed seat on the plane the twin towers came down!
your moma’s so fat she is banned from swimming after the sunami’s!!
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Yo mamma’s so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
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yo moma is so fat………………………………………………………………she just fat yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaa boy
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yo moma so fat she sweats while putting on her shoes!
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yo moma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said george w. bush’s phone number!!!
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yomoma is so poor she can’t afford to get something free!
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yomoma is so dum…the door rang and she checked the fregurator
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yo moma is so hairy she’s got a mowhawk below on her!!!
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yo moma so fat she stepped on a scele and it said george w.bush’s phone number!!!
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Yo mama so fat G-D said let there be light so she had to get outa the way
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yo mamas so poor she cant afford to pay attenion
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Yo mama’s so Tall She backfliped And Kicked Jesus
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Your mama’s sio fat she jumped in the swimmin pool and the swimmin pool jumped out
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your muma so small she has to slam dunk her bus ticket
you mums so stupid she got locvked in a toilet and pissed herself
yah mamas so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
yah mum so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed
yah mums so fat when she sits down she needs planning permission
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your mama so fat that she went to sit on a chare all u herd was crack.
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your mama so fat she ordered a mini slide and whenever it rain she used the highway for her mini slide
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Yo’ family is so ugly, when i took a bugger off the wall she said, ” Who took off our family picture?!”
Yo’ family is so poor when i asked whats for dinner, your mom pulled out a shot gun and said, “The next Motha Fuker that moves. . .”
Yo’ momma so ugly, when she try to apply to to a haunted movie they said, “Sorry, No professionals.”
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your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side
your mums so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
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your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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yo momma is so old and stupid, she traveled back in time with a switch and when jesus said let there be light she flipped it
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hummm, anyone want to holla at me? i need a hug
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yo mama so fat she needs a dumpster to go to the bathroom
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yo mama so stupid she putes makup on her head to makup her mind
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Yo mamas so fat when she goes outside everybody thinks its daylight savings
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yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the blue wales sang, “we are family, even though your fater then me!!!!!”
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heyyyyyy!!!!!! i cracked up when i read your jokes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahah blah blah. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weno bubye
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I KNOW THE BEST ONE YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT M&MS IN ABC ORDER DUHHHHH! KEEP ON ROCKIN HOMYS
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u made me crake up a little tip(shorten it up it took me 30 miniutes just to watch all that) byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
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