A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.

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Your mom so fat her neck looks like two hot dogs!
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Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed all three Lord of the Rings movies!
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Fcukin hell! i have not laughed dat much in my whole lyfe1 Dis website is definetly on my favourites!!!!!!!! lol
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ya mums so fat when she wares a yellow jacket kids think she is a school bus
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ur mom is so fat that when she sits in the cinema she sits next to everybody.
ur mom is so fat that when she walked backwards she had to go “beep beep beep”.
ur mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow jacket people yell TAXI.
ur mom is so fat that when she was in france and i was in australia i could see her out of my front window!!!!!!!!
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i got a couple i heared and some i made up/found
Your mum is so fat whn she fell in love she broke it
Your mum is so fat she makes a whale look like a tic-tac
Your mum is so dumb she put make-up on her forehead so she could make up her mind!
Your mum is so ugly she scares blind people
Your mum is so poor she steals free food
Your mum is so stupid when she bought a donought she took it back to the store cause it had a hole in it
Your mum is so dum she threw a brik through a window and asked for it back
Tell me what you think!
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your mumma is so fat king kong is jealous
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Yo Mama Is So Chair That Everyone Sat On Her!!!
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Yo mamma is so hairy when she went into the mall and fell down, the workers took her and put her on the coat rack
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yo mamas so fat i had to take a plane a bus and a train just to get on her good side lol
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yo mamas so fat, she irons her pants on the motorway
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you’re momma so fat it took you 9 years to get out of her
you’re momma so fat when you called her on your phone you had to pay for long distance
you’re momma so stupid her IQ equals to I.O.U
you’re momma so stupid she gave birth to you and thought you were shit
you’re momma so stupid she watches football and calls it “soccer”.
sorry couldn’t help it
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yo mamas so fat she calls the half tonn mum an ant!!!
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yo mamas so fat she rides round on the front of a forklift!!!
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your momma’s so fat,that when she farts.George bush accuse her of global warming
Yo mamma’s so ghetto,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.
yo mamma’s so hairy,the only language she speaks is wookie.
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yo mamas so fat when she goes shopping it cost her a hole yearly money of food shopping.
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yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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yo mamas so stupid that she asked whats the number to 000.
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yo mamma so poor she hasent seen 50cent i dont mean the raper i mean 50cent..
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yo mamma so poor i saw her kikin a can down the street and i seid wat are you dooing and she seid movin….
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yo mamma so ugly ricecrispys wont even talk to her..lol
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yo doctor is so ugly he manages 2 give freddy kruger nightmares
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yo mama is so damn ugly her husband refused 2 have sex wif her
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#### #### im smart..
yo mammas so fat ripleys didnt believe it
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ooow yo mammas SO fat wen she has a cone she goes cannibal
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100%original an proly ####
yo mamas so fat she loves everyone.
as the lord said, love thy neighbor
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Your Muma so fat she made a monster truck turn into a low rider.
Your muma so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the passific ocian.
your muma so fat when she hoped on the scales it said her credit card numba
your muma so fat when she wanted a glass of water the gave her a water tank!!! thats all from me guys keep thinkin of em
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yo mama so fat that she was call FAT ASS went she was born
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your mamma’s so fat when the measured her, they had to use a megga tape.
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yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and bent it
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ya mama’s so fat, i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol!
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yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out….
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Yo Mamma’s so fat she didn’t evan need a stop sign to stop the cars, she could do it herslef, LoL
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YALL SO STUPiD YALL POSTiN STUPiD JOKES.
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yo momma’s so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said no profeshinals
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ya mamas so ugly she made me go blind
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ya mama so fat that when she crosses the road cars look out for her
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yo mom is so racist she saw a blak man on a church and shouted HOLY SHET!
yo mom is so horne yo sista came out pregnant
yo mom is so dumb she thought a polygon ment her bird went missing
yo mom is fat she made king kong look lyk a teddy bear
yo mom is so dumb class her teacher asked her how do u get a hormoun she answered “dnt pay da 13itch”
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yo momma is so horne santa gave her a job and said ho ho hoe!
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ya mama’s so fat she wears a G-rope instead of a g-string
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Yo mamas so fat she stepped on an acorn and up came a tree
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your mummas so fat she needs to iron her clohes on the drive way
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your muma is so dumb it takes here 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
and hey someone say somethin
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yo mamas so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family
yo mammas so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down
when she arrived in china all the chines people shouted GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo mama is soo hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn.
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Yo Mama is sooo Fat the exercise trainer told her to touch her toes and she said I can’t find them.
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yo mommas so ugly she makes blind guy say holy crap shes ugly!
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and then she really did
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they are so funny my friend nilly pissed her pants
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yo mama so old that she has Adam and Eve’s autograph!
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yo momy so ulgy she put the boogey man out of baneas
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Yo Momma So Fat She’s Got More Chins Than A Hong Kong Phone Book!
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Yo Mama’s so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon.
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ur mums so fat she got no where else to go..
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ur mother is so fat she went on a luxurry cruse and got a family discount.
ur mothers so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.
ur mother got more chins than a chines phone book.
ur mother got more rowls than gregs bekerry.
ur mother is so fat she got stuck in the grand caniun.
ur mothers so fat i ran cerculs around her and had to stop to ask for directions.
ur mother is so stuped she tried bungy jumping off a curb.
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YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT THAT AN ELAVATOR WAS HER MOBILE HOME
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YO MAMA’S LIKE A BARN DOOR ALWAYS OPEN.
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YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DOUGHNUT SEED
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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE DID A BACK-FLIP AND KICKED JESUS
(GOD DAMNIT)
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youre momma so fat she sweats syrup and butter and has a full time job at denny’s wipping pancakes with her forehead. Then the other day i saw her walking down the street i didnt want to laugh but the ground was craking up. So i went over to her and she had broken her leg and i told her she would probably lose her job at denny’s but she could alway’s get a job a i-hop and go
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ya mama’s so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI
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ya mama’s so short that she can backflip under the bed
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Yo Momma so fat when I cut her back bacon juice comes out.
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yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
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yo momma;s so fat that wen she goes on to a beach everyone shouts free willy:P
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Ur Mama so fat, that when you saw her wear a red jacket u said HEY LOOK ITS A FIRE TRUCK!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Liana says: Im so pimp yalls be jealous and you want meh!! But yea anyway Yalls mama’s are like the city bus. Everybodys had a ride!!! Yeaaa Bitches!! HAHA!!!! BE VERY JEALOUS OF OUR BEAUTIFULL BITCHYNESS OF SEXYNES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
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yo mamma so ulgy her reflection quit!
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yo mamma breath stank so bad she put a tic-tac’s in stock
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yo mamma so short she got 2 use a sticky hand to open the cardoor
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yo mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said 1234 to be continued
^.^
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yo mama’s so hairy when she lifts up her arms it looks like she has got bob marly in a headlock.
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Yo Mama’s so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ‘ We Are Family ‘
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Your moms so fat i mistaked her for the schol bus…… Ps thats a fat ass bitch
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your mamas vag is nasty they make people eat that stuff on fear factor
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yo momma so fat she farted and the whole world said Earthquake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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