A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.
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yo momma’s so fat whn she did a bck filp she hit jesus she has so much flab
‘’sorry lord”
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yo mamma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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yo momma’s so old she went to school with jesus!!!!
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fucking funny shit bitch
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yo, if this shit wasnt dum as the ppl who are writing them, (cnt type for shit) maybe they wld be alright. these jokes are too old tho. they all repeats. yu wanna be funny? be original…
ya motha got one leg nd a brand new bike (its funny to me)
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your mumma is so fat, when she fell over knowone was laughing but the floor was cracking up lol
your mumma is so fat that when ya dad was makin love to her he burnt his ass on the light bulb
he had to suck a mint to make his ears pop
he rolled over twice and was still in the middle
Your mumma is so old she owes jesus a tenna
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Yo Mama is so fat she had to order 80 packs of toilet roll just to leave it clean!
and ty for comment on my jokes joker.=)
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ur moms so stupid she traded in her car for gas money
ur moms so fat she has to play pool with the planets
ur moms so fat when she breaks her leg gravy pours out
ur moms so fat when she sat on a quarter she shot a booger out of george washingtons nose
ur moms so fat when she wore an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her
ur moms so fat when she wants to go to the store she has to get took by a dump truck
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stfu to every one on this website or whoever comes here[unless ur my cousin]
[ps ur mama is so ugly wen she looked at the mirror the mirror didnt break she did]
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yo mamas so fat when she landed in the air she made a huge earthquake
yo mamas so fat that when she farts its a stink bomb
yo mamas so fat that shes always everywhere even on the other side of the world
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Yo Mamma’s so fat when she broke her leg gravy cam out!!!
Yo Mamma’s so hairy the only language she speaks is wakie!!!
Yo Manna’s so ghetto she breastfeeds kool-aid!!!
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Nice yo mama jokes Jebus,
I created this site and moderated all 400+ comments and great to see some yo mama jokes I’ve not heard before
Yo mama’s so fat when you search for yo mama so fat jokes on Google there’s an image of her at the top of the results.
Yo mama’s so fat when she went for liposuction the extracted fat was estimated to be enough to keep McDonald’s and Burger King in business through the entire credit crunch.
Yo mama’s so fat she’s been placed under house arrest because if she moved more than 100 yards from her home the resulting gravitational disturbance on the Earth would result in the planet flying off into Space!
Yo mama’s so fat her cleavage is harder to climb than K2!
Yo mama’s so fat when she visited Egypt she was mistaken for a pyramid from a distance.
I think you’ll find the yo mama jokes above are 100% original
The Joker
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Yo mama is so fat,when she works out she goes to Xl Fitness!
now that was 100% original.
p.s. It’s all about Casa Grande!!
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yo mamas so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave
p.s. all these jokes are atleast 85% original(or something like that, i just pimped it out. (^.^)\/ peace for the moment and hope you enjoy!.
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Yo mama so fat, she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.
joe mammas sooooo stupid she saw a black bus with mixed people in it and she said omgwtf its snickers
yo mama so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
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yo mama so stupid you said lets watch color tv she said let me get out my crayons
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Yo Momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
Yo Momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
Yo Momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
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Your mamas so dum, she got locked in A food shop & starved to death.
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Your momma so fat, she couldnt make it to the milky way, so she ate one isted
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Yo Momma’s heads so big, she uses her belt as a headband
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Your mamas so fat she uses a rubbish bin as a tampon.
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yo mama so stupid, i told her it was chili outside and she ran out with a spoon.
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yo mama is so cheap, shes on the dollar menu! hahaha
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Yo mama is so old, when god said for there to be light she flipped the switch.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
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Yo Mama is so fat she thought the empire state building qas finger licking good.
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yo mama is so fat that when immigrants were crossing the border she said”go ahead”
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yo mama is so fat that even bill gates couldnt aford to shove her through those windows!
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Ever since your mom entertained micheal jackson, he’s been ordering the Extra Large pack of a whole lot of luvin!
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yo mama is so fat that she dont need as wheel chair she needs a semi truck!OVER SIZE LOAD!!!
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Yo mama is so fat even Fat Albert said HEy HEy HEy!
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Yo mama is so fat that she got a group discount.
Yo mama is so fat she doesnt need the internet,she’s world wide.
yo mama is so fat that when god asked that there be light, he told her to move!
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Yo mama is so poor,she used 2 for 1 coupons at the dollar store!
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Your mama is so dumb, she dialed pizza hut for dominoes number!
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Your mama is like a toilet,dirty and full of chet!
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Your mama is like a doornob,everyone takes a turn.
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Your mama is so fat, trix the bunny would say “silly woman,don’t eat the kids!”
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Yo mama is so poor she took out a 10 dollar bill and tried to make it rain!
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Yo Mama so dumb she stick a piece of paper on the tv and said “aw look honey,paper view!”
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yo moms so fat when there was a yellow bus filled with whit kids she said stop that twinkie
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yo mama so fat that she`s startin to look like u!!!!!
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your mama is so fat that when she went up the elevator the elevator just went down!!!!
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your muma is so fat when she goes to the toilet the toilet sings a b c d e f get your fucking fat ass of me !!!!!!lol llololo soz if someone else wrote that x
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yo mamas so fat that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc
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yo mama is so fat that she was classed as the 10th planted of the solar system
yo mama is so fat that when she farts, she blew the sun away
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ur mama so fat she walked on the road and the pedestrian said taxi haha bitchis ……
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your mumma is so fat she makes somos loke anerestic
your mamma is so dume she stole free bread
your mamma is so fat wen she to the beach the whales started to sing we are fammily your a 1000 times bigger than me
your mamma is getto she breast feeds cordial
your mamma is so old she she breast feeds powed milk
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your mamma is so ugly people pay here to stay in side
your mumma is fat she sat on a dildo and lost it
your mumma is so old she farts dust
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ur moma is so old she ows jesus a pound
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io u fatty bom bom go suck ur mom
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ur moma is so old that she’s old
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ur family tree is lyk a catus there all pricks
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yo mammas so fat….when i made love to her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb
yo mammas so fat….when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
yo mammas so ugly….god decided to only make 1 and smashed the mould
yo mammas so ugly….when she was born the doctor slapped her mother
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yo mammas so fat….when i went down on her i had to say fart an give me a clue
yo mammas so fat….when i made love to her i had to roll her in flour to find the wet bit
yo mammas so fat…when she went for a swim the seal level rose by 3 feet
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your mammas so fat someone got a spear and popped her!
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take da mask off its not halloween im not wearing one
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Ya muma’s so fat that when she jumped on the rainbow skittles popped out
Ya mumma’s so fat she has a shower in a car wash
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Yo mamas so fat, she jumped into the sea and all the wales gathered round and san “we are family”!!!!!
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ok guys sux this one
ur momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut
ur momm is so fat when she goes into the supermarket they say”sorry we dont serve whales here!”
so hah ha
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your mummas so fat that when she goes to kfc she orders the big bucket on the rof.
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your mummas so fat that i could us ur underwear as a parachute
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Your mummas so fat that when i go for a run around her i lost 3kg
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Your mumma so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing we are family ive got all my brothes and sisters with me
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your mama so fat dat shes fat
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yo mamas so fat that wen she wlked akros da moon she cause an eclipse
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yo mummas like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the wardrobe
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Ya mama is so fat dat she went 2 the movies and sat next 2 EVERY 1
Ya mama is so fat dat she looked at a resterant menu and sed “yes plz”
Ya mama is so poor dat she was kickin a can down the road den i sed “wat r u doin” den she sed “im moving”
ya mama is so poor dat i knocked at her house and she stuck her head out the window and sed “ding dong”
Ya mama is so stupid dat she locked her self in the toilet and she peeded her paints
Ya muma is so ugly dat she went 2 a ugly contest and the judges “no professionals”
Ya muma is so fat dat i went into space and i could see her wen shes in australia
Ya mumas so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened
Yo mumas so dumb dat she got locked in a supermarket and she died of hunger.
Yo muma so poor dat she stole free toys
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yo mamma so stupid she didnt know where to put her tampon in
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ya mums so fat when shes in the lake the crocidile even runs away (thats the first the zoo keeper says ) lol lol lol
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your mum is so fat when she steps on the scales it says error you to fat go to weight watchers
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your moma is so fat when she burnt her finger they had to call the fire brigade
your mommas so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo people walked by and said look at that hippopotomas lol
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yo mamas so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave
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yo mama’s so hairy tht when she pulled down her pants dad yelled “its Osama!”
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yo mama’s so fat tht when she walked across the tv i missed 3 episodes
lol
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sum of those were good but alot of em was making me sleepy lol
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