A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.
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Ur Mommas so fat She Makes Free Willy Look like a Tooth Pick!!!
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yo mama is like a computer she get pick then she sucks and then she get thrown in to the closet but she dont charge
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YOU MAMA SO FAT SHE WALKED PASSED THE T.V. I MISSED 6 SHOWS
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Your mama’s so fat she’s fatter than my mama
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Your mama’s so fat she has her own post code
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Your mama’s soooo fat that we are in her right now
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You’r mama’s so fat that Jaba the Hut went ‘DAMN’
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Mama be soooo muthafuckiin fat!; when hur fat ass jumped on tha scale, tha scale sed, “FATHERFUCKIN BITCH, LOOSE SUMN GODDAMM WEIGHT!!!”
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yo mamas so old hir breast milk is just dust
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yo mamaz so fat she sat on a tv and made it a flat screen
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your mama is soo fat she made sumo wrestles look anerexic
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yo momma’s so fat your dad drives her round in the back of a lorry !!
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Yo mommas so fat they need to take the roof of the house to let her in.
yo mommas so fat when see walks past the window i miss a year of sunlight.
once there was a ugly convention in town ur mum enter and got dissqualafied for being a pro.
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yo mama is so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct hahahahahahahlol
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oh yeah mine is YO momma so fat she drank water and peed out every ocean.
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I LOVE YOU BRITTANY
You mumma so fat people stack plates on her cause they think shes the dishwasher
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Your mumma so fat she puts on a yellow raincoat, people start yelling out “TAXI TAXI”
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ur mamas soooooooo ugli, wen she lukd herself in da mirror she sed
“WAT IN GODS NAME IS KING KONG DOING IN MA BATHROOM!”
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lamo they suck lol hahahaha i no better 1’s/
1)Your mamas so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed.lol……
2)Yo mamas so old she farts dust.lol
3)Yo mamas so ugly she turned medusa to stone. lol
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Your mamma is so fat when she stood on the scale it said one at the time please.
Your mamma is so fat when she stood on the scale it said we dont want your phone number. :0
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your momma so fat that she has to use a matress as a maxi pad
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Yo mama so smelly the only dis I’ll give her is disinfectant
Yo mama so skinny when she turns around she disappears!
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Yo mama so fat when you want to shake her hand she has to give directions!
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Yo Mama so old she farts dust
Yo mama so fat she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and put a twinkie on the other side to get her threw!
Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids she said “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
Yo mama so fat her clothes size is is Bitch lose some weight!!
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Yo mama’s so fat,when she cries cupcakes are running down her cheeks
Yo mama’s so fat her toes look like hot links
Yo mamma’s so fat,she sweats cooking oil
Yo mama’s so fat,she models parachutes for the living
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your mums so fat she jumped in the sea and the whales were singing “We are famiy”
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Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and caramel poured out.
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ya mamma so stupid she sat on the tele and watching the couch
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ya mamma so stupid when she put some goggles on she seen people waving on the hills
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your mamma so stupid the last thing she heard was a whistle when she got mowed down bye a train xlolx
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ya mama so fat when she flew to tokyo and they all screamed GODZILLA! GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya mama so fat thats why the earth has no gravity
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ya mama so fat when you came up to hug her she said who threw that rock at me
Ya mama so fat when she went to go to fly to chicago she had to buy all the seats
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your mamma so fat the only thing you could see is her
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you mom is stupid……………………………….i have nothing to say????????
WHAT SHOULD I SAY GUY HELP ME????
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your mum is so fat she is fat !
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your mum is so fat she makes americans look anarexic! lol
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your mum is so dumb she staired at orange juice because it said consentrate on it
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your mum is so fat she got baptiesd in sea world
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your mum is so stupid she got locked inside tesco and starved
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lol these are all realy bad , these are proper your mum jokes,
your mum is so fat she makes free-willy look like a tic-tac
your mum is so dumb when she fell down the stairs , she had to stop and ask for directions.
your mum is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
your mum is so hairy it looks like she has kingkong in a headlock
your mum is so hairy when you was born you got rug burn
your mum is so fat when she cleaned the cages at the zoo every one went past and said ‘ eeehh look at that hipopotimas ( ali g lol)
also
what happend to the blind curcemsizer?
… he got the sack
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shes so dumb that she thought a quaterback was a refund¬!!!!!!!!
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she is so dumb that she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a GUMBALL to fall out!!!!! lololololl!!…
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your mom is sooo fat that she is the cause of global wwaarrmmiinngg!!!!!! aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
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Your mum is so old, when she breast feeds powder comes out.
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Your mum is so fat, that when she entered an elevator she didn’t have to press the down button.
Your mum is so fat, the equator is her belt.
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yo mama so geto when she breastfeed koolaid comes out
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your mom so fat she farted and couldnt smell ir hahahahahahahahaha
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your mama’s so fat, that when she went sun-baking, Greenpeace tried to pull her back into the water!!
your mama’s so fat that when her car broke down, the tow truck thought she was the car!!
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YO MAMAZ SO FAT THE BITCH LOOKED UP AND GOT STUCK!
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Yo momma’s so fat, the only way to have sex with her is to roll her in flour and jump on her to see where the air is coming out of.
Yo momma’s so hairy, that chewbaka calls her “mommy”
Yo momma’s so fat, that her ID folds 12 time, and the picture only shows half her eye.
Yo momma’s so ugly that Cher is considered attractive.
Yo momma’s so broke, that when I spit, she chews my ass for wasting water.
Yo momma’s so stupid, that on easter she paints rabbits and eats them whole.
Yo momma’s so fat that if they sold her at a cent per pound, money would become obsolete.
Yo momma smells so bad that she uses skunk phermones to make her odor more acceptable.
Brainfreeze.. no more creativity
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yo mam is sooo fat she cant even fit on a double king size bed
yo mam is sooo smalll she sleeps in a match box
yo mam is sooo skinny u can news her as a thooth pick
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ur mums soooooo dumb wen in cort they said ORDER she sed yer il av a shake wiv sum fries lol
ur mums sooo fat she went to waleworld to get baptized
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Ya Mama So Fat She Had To Breed With A Whale
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yo mama so ugly king kong came back and said my long lost son
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yo momma so ugly in the cival war ppl used her face to torture terrorists! get owned bitch!
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your mums so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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your mama is so fat that when she step on a scale it said going down
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your mama is so fat that when she bunny hops she goes straight to hell
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your star wars friend is so poor that when i asked him if i could use the bathroom he gave me a shovel and said may the force be with you
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your mama is so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of m&ms
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your mama is so poor that when i saw her rolling a can down the street i asked her what is she doing and she replied moving
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your mama is so ugly that when she looked at a stop sign it said go
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your mama is so black she uses ashes as a foundation
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your mama is so black the inly difference bewteen her and midnight is 11:59
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your mom is so small she can see through a tube with both eyes your mom is so fat that she sat on wallmart and made the prices lower your mom is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was in the scale your mom is so fat she sat on a monster truck and made a lowrider your mom is so black an her teeth are so yellow when she opens her mouth she look like yhe pittsburge steelers helmet your mom is so dumb she stuck a bateryy up her ass and called it a butty call your mom is so fat she went to a eating contest and they said no professionals your mom is fat if it wasnt for king kong she would be one of the 8 wonders of the world
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hi lol ur mums so fat and ugly that when she gave birth 2 u she had to give u up
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Yoyr moma is so fat when she went to the beach they said kill the whale
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yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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your so ugly you look like dbo with exstintions
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Yo mama so fat and Iraqi she’s the reason the plane crashed into the twin towers!
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Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!
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Yo mama so fat she has to use 3 rolls of toilet paper to wipe half her butt
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 9-11
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yo mamas so fat she steped on a dollar and bugars came out of george washingtons nose.
yo mamas soo old she left her purse on noahs ark.
yo mamas soo old she owes moses a dollar.
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Your mother’s so fat; she needs a hula-hoop to keep her socks up
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