A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 5
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 6
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 7
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 8
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 9
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 10
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 11
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
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Comment: plenty of these free funny jokes to go around, more to come as i find them.

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Your mama so ugly,she makes blind people cry
your mama so stupid,she brought at spoon to the super bowl
you mama so fat,god said,how the hell did you get down their
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Your mama so stupid,she put a peice of paper on a tv and said paper veiw
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omg that was so hilarious i cant even come up with these jokes!!!!!-)
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Your Mama’s so fat when she stepped outside instead of casting a shadow she casted a eclipse
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yo mama so fat when she falls of a boat the captian shouts land ahoy!!
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yo mama so fat when beyonce saw her beyonce start singing u to wide to big u wont fitt u wobble like that cuz u cant walk rite yo mama to big she to wide she wont fitt LOLZ
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yo mama so stanky garbage smelled her and said “DAM!!”
yo mama soo ugly kuta kenta kame up to her and said “DAM BICH U UGLY”
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omg i hear the same jokes over, and over, and over again
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YO mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow it turned into skittles.
Yo ears so big dat when you walk down tha street, ppl say SHUT YOUR CAR DOORS!!!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so harry, bigfoot take pics of her.
USE THESE AT OWN RISK! :-@
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lol bhaha dose jokes rlly funny post more im postin sum to
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da baddest diamond princess
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lol that was so funny how do you come up with these jokes?
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Haha some of thease jokes are fuuny but some are god dam stupid silly and imature
X aha
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u act lyk u funny
lol!
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yo mama so fat that she made ruspsha look like a tic tac lolz
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yo mama is so fat that when she went to the circus they said ohhh okay the elephant didnt go too far!!! hahahahahaha please reply to this joke!!! like PlEASE
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haha real funny yo mama so freakin dam ugly she put boogie man outta buissnesss
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omg ur jokes r so lame, ur mom so dumb i told her christmas was around the corner and she went lookin
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house, and she went go ta ladder’
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YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE LAY IN BED AND TURNED OVER AND BURNT HER ASS ON THE LIGHT BULB !!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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yo mama so fat the only letters she knows is kfc
yo mama so old she makes yoda jealous
yo mama so smelly the only dis im gonan give her is DISinfectant LOL!
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yo mama so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in midair
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Yo mama is so fat when she went to space they discovered gravity in space for the first time. XD
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ur moma’s so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
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Yo mama is so ugly , they put her in a science book known as the “UNKNOWN SPECIES”
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Yo mama so s fat she tried getting cheat codes for the wii fit!!
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ur mum is so fat the when she walked past the tv, the children missed the whole harry potter movie
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ur mum is so dumb, when she got locked in the supermarket she starved to death
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Your mum is so fat, that when u went for a jog, you ran 5 km around her
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ur mum is so ugly that when she entered an ugly compitition hey said no professionals allowed
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OMG OMG HAHAHAAH that is sooooooooooooooo funny!!!
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no its not
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yo mama so dumb she got locked in bed world and slept on the floor.
yo mama so dumb she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so dumb i told her to hold her horses she ran outside and held her horse.
Yo mama so dumb i told her the game was a tie and she said, “I dont got no tie sunshine!”
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yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
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yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the whales started singing ‘we are family!’
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yo momma so fat when she jump she send earthquakes to tokiyo
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yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it
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yo momma so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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yo mama so fat when beyonce saw her beyonce start singing you to wide you to big you cant fitt you wobble like that cuz u cant walk rite you got a big belly such a big belly LOL
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your so ugly when you were born yo mama called you a treasure, and you dad said ”yes, now lets go bury it”
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y momma so stank she makes right guard, go left
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yo moma so stank, she makes speed stick slow down
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yo mama so stank, she makes speed stick slow down
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