Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes. (part 1)

The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR

Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order

Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

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  1. Loca said,

    Wrote on October 2, 2006 @ 10:39 am

    not funny

  2. alberto said,

    Wrote on October 21, 2006 @ 1:46 pm

    good

  3. marle said,

    Wrote on November 29, 2006 @ 3:02 pm

    not funny at all

  4. nathan said,

    Wrote on December 12, 2006 @ 10:04 am

    hahahahahaha not funny at all

  5. nathan said,

    Wrote on December 12, 2006 @ 10:06 am

    flot like a butterfly sting like a bee
    i slep with your mom now it hurts when i pee

  6. milan said,

    Wrote on February 18, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

    shut up man non of ya are all funny so dont try it

  7. guido said,

    Wrote on March 8, 2007 @ 9:20 am

    your moms pussy

  8. shedrick garner said,

    Wrote on March 16, 2007 @ 10:07 am

    yo mama so dumb she though D4L mean down for Lunch

  9. zoeycat2244 said,

    Wrote on April 21, 2007 @ 10:17 am

    Yo mamma so fat that when she jumped off the diving board the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY!

  10. eli said,

    Wrote on May 14, 2007 @ 9:10 am

    they were all fukin funny

  11. eli said,

    Wrote on May 14, 2007 @ 9:14 am

    yo moma is so fat it taks 2 busses and 2 trains to get on the good side of her

  12. Ray said,

    Wrote on August 9, 2007 @ 7:15 pm

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

  13. Yo Mama So Fat said,

    Wrote on September 13, 2007 @ 8:01 am

    Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

  14. louis said,

    Wrote on October 8, 2007 @ 5:55 am

    ill give you a joke your momma so skinny she tried to hide behinde a tree

  15. Buggy Hulenson said,

    Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:16 am

    Ya mam so fat, Dora could explore her

  16. Mattlock MacDonald said,

    Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:18 am

    Ya mam’s so fat, the bus get on her

  17. Slurms McKenzie said,

    Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:20 am

    Ya mam’s so stupid, she thinks # this is a target

  18. hugo slavia said,

    Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:22 am

    ya mams so big and fat, people jump her on motor bikes

  19. jebus said,

    Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:24 am

    ya mams so stupid, she sold the house to pay the eletric bill

  20. makayla said,

    Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

    i didn’t make this up i heard it from my friend brady at school, yo mama breath stink so bad that when she opens her mouth one of her teeth fall out and the other one is her breath stink so bad it smells like on of her teeth farted

  21. makayla said,

    Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 2:30 pm

    yo mama so fat that when she put on a red coat everbody started yelling yo kul-aid!!!

  22. makayla said,

    Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

    yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car

  23. Spartan 117 said,

    Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 5:23 am

    Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a plane and said “your grounded” to the pilot.
    Yo momma’s so old she existed before the Big Bang.
    Yo momma’s so old when she went to school, the school didn’t teach history.
    Yo momma’s so dumb she went to a Rockets game to go into space.
    Yo momma’s so dumb she got pulled over for a traffic stop and asked why everyone else is moving.
    Yo momma’s so fat she skateboards using an 18-wheeler.

  24. OMGWTFBBQ said,

    Wrote on December 21, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

    yo mamas so stupid your dad said “Christmas is around the corner” and your mama went looking for it

  25. angel said,

    Wrote on January 4, 2008 @ 4:00 am

    yo mama is so fat that dora could explore her

  26. gabriel said,

    Wrote on January 19, 2008 @ 1:03 am

    your mama is so stupid she tought a quarter back was a refund

  27. Steve said,

    Wrote on January 23, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

    Yeah… some of those are really crusty, used up, or just plain dumb. BUUUUUUUUUT i do give credit for trying now is my turn…

    Roses are Red Violets are Blue
    Your MoM’s just a slut thats why she had you

  28. chester said,

    Wrote on January 24, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

    ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to drown a fish
    ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by flicking it off a cliff
    ur mama’s so fat her legs are liks spoilded milk WHITE&CHUNKEY

    now those are ur mama jokes !

  29. david said,

    Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:43 am

    yo momma is so dumb she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut

  30. david said,

    Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:43 am

    yo momma is so nasty she made right gard turn left

  31. david said,

    Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:44 am

    yo momma is so fat she got baptiesed in the sea world…

  32. david said,

    Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:44 am

    yo momma is so nasty she has more rappers in her purse than on an ipod

  33. david said,

    Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:45 am

    yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slowdown

  34. david said,

    Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:45 am

    yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factorie for throwing away all the w’s

  35. maria cortess said,

    Wrote on March 21, 2008 @ 1:40 am

    your moms teeth is soo yellow im tlking bout so yellow that when she smiles the sun got jelous and said give me my job bak!!
    lol

  36. memememe said,

    Wrote on March 26, 2008 @ 11:20 pm

    it insuligly funny

  37. The_Donster said,

    Wrote on April 3, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

    Yo mama SO Fat she got hit by a Bus and the Bus went Flying away!

    Yo mama So Stupid she Triped on a wireless phone!

  38. jamie h jordan k and luke e said,

    Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

    yo mamas so fat that wen she puts a yellow coat on pepole shout TAXI!!

  39. jamie h jordan k and luke e said,

    Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

    yo mammas so bent shes a straight as a roundabout

  40. jamie h jordan k and luke e said,

    Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 8:17 pm

    yo mammas so small she jumped off a curb and died

  41. tamia said,

    Wrote on April 25, 2008 @ 12:56 am

    yo momma so fat she pillow cases on 4 soxks

  42. Pattie d said,

    Wrote on April 28, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

    No they jst arent funny. Here is 1 ur mum is so stupid when i said driks are on the house she went and got a ladder.

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