Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes. (part 1)
The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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Comment. A collection of funny free Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes. Funny to read, yet unavailable to use these Yo Mamas….. stupid joke at anybody you know. especialy if their bigger than you. More to come later as i find them.
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Wrote on October 2, 2006 @ 10:39 am
not funny
Wrote on October 21, 2006 @ 1:46 pm
good
Wrote on November 29, 2006 @ 3:02 pm
not funny at all
Wrote on December 12, 2006 @ 10:04 am
hahahahahaha not funny at all
Wrote on December 12, 2006 @ 10:06 am
flot like a butterfly sting like a bee
i slep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
Wrote on February 18, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
shut up man non of ya are all funny so dont try it
Wrote on March 8, 2007 @ 9:20 am
your moms pussy
Wrote on March 16, 2007 @ 10:07 am
yo mama so dumb she though D4L mean down for Lunch
Wrote on April 21, 2007 @ 10:17 am
Yo mamma so fat that when she jumped off the diving board the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY!
Wrote on May 14, 2007 @ 9:10 am
they were all fukin funny
Wrote on May 14, 2007 @ 9:14 am
yo moma is so fat it taks 2 busses and 2 trains to get on the good side of her
Wrote on August 9, 2007 @ 7:15 pm
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Wrote on September 13, 2007 @ 8:01 am
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
Wrote on October 8, 2007 @ 5:55 am
ill give you a joke your momma so skinny she tried to hide behinde a tree
Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:16 am
Ya mam so fat, Dora could explore her
Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:18 am
Ya mam’s so fat, the bus get on her
Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:20 am
Ya mam’s so stupid, she thinks # this is a target
Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:22 am
ya mams so big and fat, people jump her on motor bikes
Wrote on November 16, 2007 @ 10:24 am
ya mams so stupid, she sold the house to pay the eletric bill
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
i didn’t make this up i heard it from my friend brady at school, yo mama breath stink so bad that when she opens her mouth one of her teeth fall out and the other one is her breath stink so bad it smells like on of her teeth farted
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
yo mama so fat that when she put on a red coat everbody started yelling yo kul-aid!!!
Wrote on December 2, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
Wrote on December 20, 2007 @ 5:23 am
Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a plane and said “your grounded” to the pilot.
Yo momma’s so old she existed before the Big Bang.
Yo momma’s so old when she went to school, the school didn’t teach history.
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to a Rockets game to go into space.
Yo momma’s so dumb she got pulled over for a traffic stop and asked why everyone else is moving.
Yo momma’s so fat she skateboards using an 18-wheeler.
Wrote on December 21, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
yo mamas so stupid your dad said “Christmas is around the corner” and your mama went looking for it
Wrote on January 4, 2008 @ 4:00 am
yo mama is so fat that dora could explore her
Wrote on January 19, 2008 @ 1:03 am
your mama is so stupid she tought a quarter back was a refund
Wrote on January 23, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
Yeah… some of those are really crusty, used up, or just plain dumb. BUUUUUUUUUT i do give credit for trying now is my turn…
Roses are Red Violets are Blue
Your MoM’s just a slut thats why she had you
Wrote on January 24, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to drown a fish
ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by flicking it off a cliff
ur mama’s so fat her legs are liks spoilded milk WHITE&CHUNKEY
now those are ur mama jokes !
Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:43 am
yo momma is so dumb she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut
Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:43 am
yo momma is so nasty she made right gard turn left
Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:44 am
yo momma is so fat she got baptiesed in the sea world…
Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:44 am
yo momma is so nasty she has more rappers in her purse than on an ipod
Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:45 am
yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slowdown
Wrote on February 4, 2008 @ 1:45 am
yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factorie for throwing away all the w’s
Wrote on March 21, 2008 @ 1:40 am
your moms teeth is soo yellow im tlking bout so yellow that when she smiles the sun got jelous and said give me my job bak!!
lol
Wrote on March 26, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
it insuligly funny
Wrote on April 3, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
Yo mama SO Fat she got hit by a Bus and the Bus went Flying away!
Yo mama So Stupid she Triped on a wireless phone!
Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
yo mamas so fat that wen she puts a yellow coat on pepole shout TAXI!!
Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
yo mammas so bent shes a straight as a roundabout
Wrote on April 18, 2008 @ 8:17 pm
yo mammas so small she jumped off a curb and died
Wrote on April 25, 2008 @ 12:56 am
yo momma so fat she pillow cases on 4 soxks
Wrote on April 28, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
No they jst arent funny. Here is 1 ur mum is so stupid when i said driks are on the house she went and got a ladder.