The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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Comment. A collection of funny free Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes. Funny to read, yet unavailable to use these Yo Mamas….. stupid joke at anybody you know. Especialy if their bigger than you. More to come later as i find them.
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182 responses to Yo Mamas So Stupid Jokes
yo momma’s so hairy, she got a wax and lost 50 pounds.
yo momma’s so ugly, each time she looked in d mirror it had a different crack
yo momma’s so old, she got moses’ autograph.
yo momma’s so fat, i’ll slap her ass and surf the waves
Micheal jackson saw yo momma and sang BEAT IT!
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your mums that stupid she climbed over the glass wall do see what was on the other side
funny
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Yo Mom is so fat, It took her 10 years to drown in quick sand.
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yo…………mommayou want to do it wait you r to fat to get on top
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YOUR MAMA IS GO DUMB SHE TRIED THROWING A BIRD OF A CLIFF.
YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD WHEN I TAPPED HER BACK, HER TITS FELL OFF
YOUR MAMA IS LYK A BOLWING BALL, SHE GETS FINGERED THREE WAYS, THROWN DOWN A ALLEY AND COMES BACK FOR MORE
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you so dumb tht u tryed to use a real mouse on ur computer
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you be awsome dude.
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yo mamas so fat that wen we were playin hide an seek i found her hiding behind mount everest
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ur momma so tall tht she can step over the eifel tower
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yo mamas so ugly that people put her picture out 2 scare away the rats
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1.yo mamas so fat that wen god said let there b lite.. she had 2 step out if the way2.yo mamas like aa shot gun,one cock and she blows3. yo mamas so stupid that wen she saw ur umbilical cord she said’look it even comes with cable’
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i love the shotgun one ;D
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u cara
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u g2g 2 th3 p@rk 1t !$ fun but u 1$ t00oo00oo00oo00oo00 fat
u m!ght cru$h the play ground………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
yo momma joke by : katy
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oh yeah
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ur such a faggot mate
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yo mamas so so stupid, that wen she watches the 3 stooges, she takes notes…lol
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fag bitch hoe
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yo mamas so poor that wen i saw her kicken trash down the street i asked her wut she was doing,she said`’moving’
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ur momas so fat then wen she stepped on a scale it said bitch lose some wieght
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your mums so fat when she saw vomit she thought it was seconds.
hope you like it got more comin!!
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your mumma so dumb she tryd to drown fish
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your mums so fat even dora cant explora lol
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your moma so stupid
she got locked in a super market and straved to death
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You so ugly yo momma said “i should have just sucked his dick.”
`lol !
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i love it!
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dude r such a insest little redneck
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your mums so stupid she put a hole in the wall just to watch neighbors
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your momma is so white when she got on the bus everybody yelled “Yo TWINKE!”
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yo mamma is soo stupid that she brang a spoon to the super bowl
yo mamma is stupid she steals free bread
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yo mamma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said “who throw that rock”
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1)yo mama so hairy when you were born u almost died of rug burn!!!!!
2)yo mama so dumb she asked u what letter come after x u said y and she said because i wanted to no
3) u no wats the difference between yo mama and a horse on is a big smelly hairy mammal and one is yo mama
4) yo mama so fat her chin sits on her neck
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yu such a dipshit yo jokes are mega gay and yo last one dnt make no sense dofus idiot
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Your mums so fat when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued
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1.Yo mamma so fat i asked wat her favorite color was she said long john silver.2.Yo mamma so fat i asked wat her favorite letters was in the alphabet she said kfc.
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yo mummas so stupid she had a staring contest with a a statue
yo mummas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
yo mummas such a awhore shes like a town bycicle every1 gets a ride
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yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection shot her self your mom such a hoe her crabs had herpes
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your mom is so stupid she stoll free samples
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i love this joke.if i read it again and again it would still be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i hear that everywhere! its shit!
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i hate you i hade you
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jordy101 ur A FAGGOT
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Yooooooo Mamaaaa Soooooooooo Stupid , She Got Trapped In a Supermarket And Died Of Starvation.. xD
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your mums so stupid she gt locked in heli beds and slept on the floor
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Your mommas like a railroad she gets laid all over th country
your mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
your mommas like a lightswitch everyone turns her on
your mommas so fat she got banned from mcdonlds for trying to eat the hamburgerler
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well you jokes where inda funny but not oiganal think of something fresh duashbag
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ur momma so old she walked into a antique shop and they wouldnt let her leave
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those jokes make me so hot! oh god! yehh!
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yo momas armpits r so hairy it looks like she has king kong in a headlock
yo momas so poor i saw her with one shoe and asked lost a shoe, she said no just found 1
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your mums so stupid she got locked in the somerfeilds and starved to death…
reply coz ur mum got there first n eat it all
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your mums so fat she jumped in th air and got stuck
your mamas so fat sh got locked in a super market and got stuck
lol xx
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yo mama is so fat that when she steps outside everyone thinks its an eclipse!
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yo mamma is so fat that her belt size is the equater
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ur mama so fat shes like a toilet fat white and smells like shit
ur mama so stupid she sat on her tv and watched her couched
ur mama so fat she brought a spoon to the superbowl
ur mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
ur mama so stupid she waited for a stop sign to say go
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ur momma so fat tht ur dad has to roll her in flour to find a wet spot
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ur mumas so fat she got in a car and broke da suspention
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yo mama is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mama is so small she has to absail off a curb.
yo mama is so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
LOL these jokes are rofl funny XD
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OK LISTEN YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT THEY HAD TO CREATE A CAR SPEACILLY FOR HER
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yo mama is so fat when she went to the bathroom the eoilet sang A,B,C, get yo fat ass off of me
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yo moms so fat wen dey tuk a pic of her last xmas n it still printing
ur moms so ugly da govenment had 2 change her bday 2 halloween
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ur momma so fat tht whn she walked front of the tv we missed a whole two seasons of football.
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Yo mamma is like home depot, every one gets a screw
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YO MAMA SOO STUPID DAT WEN YO DADDY SAID DAT THE ANSWER IS RIGHT ON DA TIP OF HIS TOUGH SHE OPEN YO MOUTH AND LET ME CHECK.
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Your mamma so fat she sleeps on the oval
Your mamma so fat she rolled over and crushed half of Amercia
Yo mamma so dumb when she saw vomit she thought It was a meal for her
Yo mamma so fat I missed 5 epsiodes of the simpsons
Yo mamma so fat that when she shit’s a mud slide starts
Chuck Norris speaks Brail
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yo mamas so fat when she was at school she sat next to everybody.
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yo mamas so dumb that she pissed herself in a toilet cubicle
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yo mamas like a brick, she’s dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting layed by Mexicans.
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yo mamas so fat.
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Your mommas so stupid she jumped of a cliff, stopped for directions.
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your mama is so stupied she brang a car door to the dersert and rolled down the window to get some freash air
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hey u misssed the one .. yo mums so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
i like this website l.o.l it gives me a good crack up every now and then !!!! hehehehe
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Your Mom’s so fat they made a movie about walking around her… it’s called mission impossible
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These are the fucken funny jokes heres one your mums so fat when she went to preschool they had to hire a life gaurd for the sandpit
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yo mama so stupid when she went to the zoo she hopped in the lion cage and started syaing here kitty kitty kitty.
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1. You are so stupid, that wen u picked up an iPod touch, u couldn’t find the buttons 2. Ur so ugly, u made michael Jackson look hot 3. Ur so fat, that wen u sat on walmart, the prices went down 4. Ur so stupid, wen I asked why u were putting speedstick deodorant on, u said u wanted to be faster 5. Ur so stupid, u asked the doctor to give u a new ass cuz ur other one has a crack in it 6. Ur so fat, ugly, poor, and stupid, I got nuttin to say!!! I’m from lcss in lake cowichan gr.7
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csaba farkas u suck ass at jokes. #5 is a cheap rip off of diary of a wimpy kid. come up with something original u fag. DarkSoul get a life and quit posting 10000 comments up here. even the fuckin website is tired of u.
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They all were F@$%in funny
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I have a couple jokes: yo mama is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn, yo mama is like a shotgun, she cocks then blows, and yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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your so stupid u got locked in asda n starved to death.
yo mama so fat that wen she stepped onto the scales it sed one at a time please.
yo mamas so fat that wen she stepped into the sea the wales started to sing we are family.
yo mamas so fat that wen she jumped into the sea the sea jumped out.
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Thats whales not wales.
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Your mumais soo stupid wen she was filling her job application nd said “Sex” she wrote not lately!
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yo mama is so dumb dat wen she saw a yelow skool bus full of white kids she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!
yo mama is so fat dat she got baptized at sea world
yo mama so poor she ant even afford free lunch
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ii fink dat dees jkz are lolz
ive been skiinnin for time now lol
dey R realliie gd lol
fank uu 2 all da peopl who hve dne dees jks
thx gain x X x X x X x X x X x X x X
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they are all fkin wrong you currents
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LOL U GOT BURNED!!
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LOL
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Your Mama so Stupid she forgot her fucken name!
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Yo Momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, You missed 5 runs of Fat Albert
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Your mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself.
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Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo Mama so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.
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Yo mama so FUCKEN stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Your MAMA so old she farts dust!!!!
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Your MAMA so ULGY even NARUTO doesn’t beleive it!
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Your MAMA so Stupid she bought a Hot dog and walked with it as if it was a dog!!!
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Your Mama so Stupid she stoped at the Stop sign and waited for it to say GO!!! LOL
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yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
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lol u guys r so funni my turn
UR MUMS SO FAT WEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALES IT SED STEP OUT IF UR CAR!!!
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ya mam
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ur mom is so stupid and cheap,she went for a job interview
the interviewer told her to take a seat she took the seat and ran away
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Yo mama so fat the horse rides her!
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Yo Mama is so fat she stumbled over K-mart,tripped over wallmart and landed rite on target
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your mam is so stupid she got locked in tesco and straved to death
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yo mam so fat she got more roles then greggs
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