Posted on May 30th, 2006 in
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Yo Mama Jokes
The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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Comment. A collection of funny free Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes. Funny to read, yet unavailable to use these Yo Mamas….. stupid joke at anybody you know. Especialy if their bigger than you. More to come later as i find them.
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Yooooooo Mamaaaa Soooooooooo Stupid , She Got Trapped In a Supermarket And Died Of Starvation.. xD
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Your mommas like a railroad she gets laid all over th country
your mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
your mommas like a lightswitch everyone turns her on
your mommas so fat she got banned from mcdonlds for trying to eat the hamburgerler
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yo momas armpits r so hairy it looks like she has king kong in a headlock
yo momas so poor i saw her with one shoe and asked lost a shoe, she said no just found 1
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your mums so fat she jumped in th air and got stuck
your mamas so fat sh got locked in a super market and got stuck
lol xx
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yo mama is so fat that when she steps outside everyone thinks its an eclipse!
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yo mamma is so fat that her belt size is the equater
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ur mama so fat shes like a toilet fat white and smells like shit
ur mama so stupid she sat on her tv and watched her couched
ur mama so fat she brought a spoon to the superbowl
ur mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
ur mama so stupid she waited for a stop sign to say go
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ur mumas so fat she got in a car and broke da suspention
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yo mama is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mama is so small she has to absail off a curb.
yo mama is so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
LOL these jokes are rofl funny XD
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OK LISTEN YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT THEY HAD TO CREATE A CAR SPEACILLY FOR HER
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yo mama is so fat when she went to the bathroom the eoilet sang A,B,C, get yo fat ass off of me
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yo moms so fat wen dey tuk a pic of her last xmas n it still printing
ur moms so ugly da govenment had 2 change her bday 2 halloween
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Yo mamma is like home depot, every one gets a screw
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YO MAMA SOO STUPID DAT WEN YO DADDY SAID DAT THE ANSWER IS RIGHT ON DA TIP OF HIS TOUGH SHE OPEN YO MOUTH AND LET ME CHECK.
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Your mamma so fat she sleeps on the oval
Your mamma so fat she rolled over and crushed half of Amercia
Yo mamma so dumb when she saw vomit she thought It was a meal for her
Yo mamma so fat I missed 5 epsiodes of the simpsons
Yo mamma so fat that when she shit’s a mud slide starts
Chuck Norris speaks Brail
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yo mamas so fat when she was at school she sat next to everybody.
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yo mamas so dumb that she pissed herself in a toilet cubicle
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yo mamas like a brick, she’s dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting layed by Mexicans.
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yo mamas so fat.
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Your mommas so stupid she jumped of a cliff, stopped for directions.
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your mama is so stupied she brang a car door to the dersert and rolled down the window to get some freash air
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hey u misssed the one .. yo mums so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
i like this website l.o.l it gives me a good crack up every now and then !!!! hehehehe
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Your Mom’s so fat they made a movie about walking around her… it’s called mission impossible
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yo mama so stupid when she went to the zoo she hopped in the lion cage and started syaing here kitty kitty kitty.
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1. You are so stupid, that wen u picked up an iPod touch, u couldn’t find the buttons 2. Ur so ugly, u made michael Jackson look hot 3. Ur so fat, that wen u sat on walmart, the prices went down 4. Ur so stupid, wen I asked why u were putting speedstick deodorant on, u said u wanted to be faster 5. Ur so stupid, u asked the doctor to give u a new ass cuz ur other one has a crack in it 6. Ur so fat, ugly, poor, and stupid, I got nuttin to say!!! I’m from lcss in lake cowichan gr.7
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They all were F@$%in funny
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I have a couple jokes: yo mama is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn, yo mama is like a shotgun, she cocks then blows, and yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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your so stupid u got locked in asda n starved to death.
yo mama so fat that wen she stepped onto the scales it sed one at a time please.
yo mamas so fat that wen she stepped into the sea the wales started to sing we are family.
yo mamas so fat that wen she jumped into the sea the sea jumped out.
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Your mumais soo stupid wen she was filling her job application nd said “Sex” she wrote not lately!
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yo mama is so dumb dat wen she saw a yelow skool bus full of white kids she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!
yo mama is so fat dat she got baptized at sea world
yo mama so poor she ant even afford free lunch
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ii fink dat dees jkz are lolz
ive been skiinnin for time now lol
dey R realliie gd lol
fank uu 2 all da peopl who hve dne dees jks
thx gain x X x X x X x X x X x X x X
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they are all fkin wrong you currents
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LOL U GOT BURNED!!
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LOL
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Your Mama so Stupid she forgot her fucken name!
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Yo Momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, You missed 5 runs of Fat Albert
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Your mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself.
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Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo Mama so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.
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Yo mama so FUCKEN stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Your MAMA so old she farts dust!!!!
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Your MAMA so ULGY even NARUTO doesn’t beleive it!
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Your MAMA so Stupid she bought a Hot dog and walked with it as if it was a dog!!!
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Your Mama so Stupid she stoped at the Stop sign and waited for it to say GO!!! LOL
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yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
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lol u guys r so funni my turn
UR MUMS SO FAT WEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALES IT SED STEP OUT IF UR CAR!!!
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ya mam
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ur mom is so stupid and cheap,she went for a job interview
the interviewer told her to take a seat she took the seat and ran away
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Yo mama so fat the horse rides her!
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Yo Mama is so fat she stumbled over K-mart,tripped over wallmart and landed rite on target
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your mam is so stupid she got locked in tesco and straved to death
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yo mam so fat she got more roles then greggs
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yo mamma is so stupid that she saw a sign that said ‘wet floor’ so she peed
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YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE THAT SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH
YO MOMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN HER HUSBAND SAYED “honey go brush your teeth” SHE GOT A BRUSH AND STARTED BRUSHING HER TEETH WITH IT
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
yo moma so fat that she’s on both sides of the family
yo moma so stupid she that she was looking for friends on amarica’s most wanted
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yo moma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she seeps
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Question:it begins with letter E,and it ends with letter E it only have one letter,what is it??????????? Answer:an…..an envelope
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one person said that how can he got a saltedred egg w/out his money
another person said that he can do that by scratching his own egg
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Yomama isso stupid shetought herhusband is a horse
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English class
one day pedro attended an english class and………..
teacher:class who among you know what ethics are ?
Pedro: ma’am ma’am ma’am
teacher: Yes pedro
Pedro:I knew it ma’am ethics are like ducks but they are little bit smaller than it
Teacher: are you joking me?
Pedro: No ma’am i’m serious
Teacher: If you are serious i am also seriousv to give you a grade of egg in your card
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Yo mama is so stupid that she was bump by a parked car.
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Yo mama aim was so bad when she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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thats a good one
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old as well
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Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. so FUNNY
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SOme are funny when its not even not “ur mother” XD
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#1. you stank so bad that when you smell yourself, you hit the floor and get up the next day. #2. you so fat that your bed is the same size as all of the wwe wrestling rings. #3. you so fat you bra cup size tag says “unknown”. #4. you so stupid that when you’re in the car with somebody and they’re driving and you see somebody walkin in the street you say, “watch out now-hit his @$$!”
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ya mams so fat she makes sants look like a tick tack
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ur mums so fat i thought about taking a bath in her bellybutton then i relised if i did i would drown
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Yo mama aim was so bad when she threw a rock at the ground and missed
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every little helps
lol
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ur moma is dum she starved in tesco
ever little hepls
lol
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ya mam is so fat she bounced and earth spun out of orbit
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Hello. I think you are eactly thinking like Sukrat. I really loved the post.
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yo mommas so fat when she was sunbakin on the beach the life guards told to get off the beach so the tide could come in
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yo momma dome she got hit by a parked car
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if people make jokes it should be funny not gay if u know what i mean is suppoused 2 be funny if u know like not stupid jokes if u make a joke it suppoed 2 fuuny dahhh well that it for 2day(6/12/08)well next time people bye bye……
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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT , SHE SAW A YELLOW BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS AND SAID STOP THAT TWINKIE !!!!!!!
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EH SHORTY AND JUICY , DON’T HATE APPRECIATE !!
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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT SHOT AT A SHOOT OUT !!! =) DUCES YALL !!
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gd jokes but now them all
your mamas so fat………………………who cares
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ur mammas so fat shes fat
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ur mammas so hairy the only language she knows is wukky
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yo mama stupid she got hit by a car on red light
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all ur jokes suc exepet shortys and juicys get new ones
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ur mummas so fat she takes up a 4 lane hi way just to colect the mail
ur mummas so poor she used snot to die her hair
ur mumma such a slut she got pregnat with a hose
ur mummas so dumb she ordered a breast faltener in stead of a breast implant
ur mummas so dumb she went to da lollie factery to get a husband
ur mammas so evil so she calls her slf an angel
ur mummas so dumb the last time she went to the pasta shop she ordered a chease burger
ur mammas so dume so peirced her eye lid
ur daddys so gay he fu*&$#@ a book about sea monsters
ur parents or so fat when they went to sea world every one yelled lost whales
ur mummas so dumb she rang the priminister and asked for a girl slut…
ur mummas so blonde she brought deoderent to kill a spider
chontelle gilroy is so dumb and phat she went to the 125 sized shop and asked “do you carry size 1025″
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yeah mind so funny
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your mams so fat she went to the beach and everyone shouted free willy
your mams so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
your mams so stupid she starved to death in asda
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yo’ mumma jokes r so lame….chuck norris jokes r sooo much funnier…example:
if chuck norris has $5 and u have $5…chuck norris has more money than u…
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck norris is so tough that when he went to Hungry Jacks and asked for a bigMac burger…and he got it..
now Those ^ r funny
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No they jst arent funny. Here is 1 ur mum is so stupid when i said driks are on the house she went and got a ladder.
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yo momma so fat she pillow cases on 4 soxks
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yo mammas so small she jumped off a curb and died
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yo mammas so bent shes a straight as a roundabout
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yo mamas so fat that wen she puts a yellow coat on pepole shout TAXI!!
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Yo mama SO Fat she got hit by a Bus and the Bus went Flying away!
Yo mama So Stupid she Triped on a wireless phone!
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it insuligly funny
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your moms teeth is soo yellow im tlking bout so yellow that when she smiles the sun got jelous and said give me my job bak!!
lol
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yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factorie for throwing away all the w’s
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yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slowdown
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yo momma is so nasty she has more rappers in her purse than on an ipod
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yo momma is so fat she got baptiesed in the sea world…
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yo momma is so nasty she made right gard turn left
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yo momma is so dumb she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut
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ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to drown a fish
ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by flicking it off a cliff
ur mama’s so fat her legs are liks spoilded milk WHITE&CHUNKEY
now those are ur mama jokes !
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Yeah… some of those are really crusty, used up, or just plain dumb. BUUUUUUUUUT i do give credit for trying now is my turn…
Roses are Red Violets are Blue
Your MoM’s just a slut thats why she had you
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your mama is so stupid she tought a quarter back was a refund
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yo mama is so fat that dora could explore her
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yo mamas so stupid your dad said “Christmas is around the corner” and your mama went looking for it
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Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a plane and said “your grounded” to the pilot.
Yo momma’s so old she existed before the Big Bang.
Yo momma’s so old when she went to school, the school didn’t teach history.
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to a Rockets game to go into space.
Yo momma’s so dumb she got pulled over for a traffic stop and asked why everyone else is moving.
Yo momma’s so fat she skateboards using an 18-wheeler.
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yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
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yo mama so fat that when she put on a red coat everbody started yelling yo kul-aid!!!
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i didn’t make this up i heard it from my friend brady at school, yo mama breath stink so bad that when she opens her mouth one of her teeth fall out and the other one is her breath stink so bad it smells like on of her teeth farted
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ya mams so stupid, she sold the house to pay the eletric bill
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ya mams so big and fat, people jump her on motor bikes
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Ya mam’s so stupid, she thinks # this is a target
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Ya mam’s so fat, the bus get on her
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Ya mam so fat, Dora could explore her
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ill give you a joke your momma so skinny she tried to hide behinde a tree
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Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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yo moma is so fat it taks 2 busses and 2 trains to get on the good side of her
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they were all fukin funny
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Yo mamma so fat that when she jumped off the diving board the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY!
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yo mama so dumb she though D4L mean down for Lunch
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your moms pussy
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shut up man non of ya are all funny so dont try it
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flot like a butterfly sting like a bee
i slep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
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hahahahahaha not funny at all
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not funny at all
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good
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not funny
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