The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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Comment. A collection of funny free Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes. Funny to read, yet unavailable to use these Yo Mamas….. stupid joke at anybody you know. Especialy if their bigger than you. More to come later as i find them.
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yo mamma is so stupid that she saw a sign that said ‘wet floor’ so she peed
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YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE THAT SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH
YO MOMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN HER HUSBAND SAYED “honey go brush your teeth” SHE GOT A BRUSH AND STARTED BRUSHING HER TEETH WITH IT
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
yo moma so fat that she’s on both sides of the family
yo moma so stupid she that she was looking for friends on amarica’s most wanted
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yo moma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she seeps
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Question:it begins with letter E,and it ends with letter E it only have one letter,what is it??????????? Answer:an…..an envelope
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one person said that how can he got a saltedred egg w/out his money
another person said that he can do that by scratching his own egg
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Yomama isso stupid shetought herhusband is a horse
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English class
one day pedro attended an english class and………..
teacher:class who among you know what ethics are ?
Pedro: ma’am ma’am ma’am
teacher: Yes pedro
Pedro:I knew it ma’am ethics are like ducks but they are little bit smaller than it
Teacher: are you joking me?
Pedro: No ma’am i’m serious
Teacher: If you are serious i am also seriousv to give you a grade of egg in your card
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Yo mama is so stupid that she was bump by a parked car.
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Yo mama aim was so bad when she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
thats a good one
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old as well
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Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. so FUNNY
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SOme are funny when its not even not “ur mother” XD
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#1. you stank so bad that when you smell yourself, you hit the floor and get up the next day. #2. you so fat that your bed is the same size as all of the wwe wrestling rings. #3. you so fat you bra cup size tag says “unknown”. #4. you so stupid that when you’re in the car with somebody and they’re driving and you see somebody walkin in the street you say, “watch out now-hit his @$$!”
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ya mams so fat she makes sants look like a tick tack
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ur mums so fat i thought about taking a bath in her bellybutton then i relised if i did i would drown
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Yo mama aim was so bad when she threw a rock at the ground and missed
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every little helps
lol
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ur moma is dum she starved in tesco
ever little hepls
lol
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ya mam is so fat she bounced and earth spun out of orbit
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Hello. I think you are eactly thinking like Sukrat. I really loved the post.
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yo mommas so fat when she was sunbakin on the beach the life guards told to get off the beach so the tide could come in
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yo momma dome she got hit by a parked car
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if people make jokes it should be funny not gay if u know what i mean is suppoused 2 be funny if u know like not stupid jokes if u make a joke it suppoed 2 fuuny dahhh well that it for 2day(6/12/08)well next time people bye bye……
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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT , SHE SAW A YELLOW BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS AND SAID STOP THAT TWINKIE !!!!!!!
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EH SHORTY AND JUICY , DON’T HATE APPRECIATE !!
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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT SHOT AT A SHOOT OUT !!! =) DUCES YALL !!
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gd jokes but now them all
your mamas so fat………………………who cares
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ur mammas so fat shes fat
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ur mammas so hairy the only language she knows is wukky
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yo mama stupid she got hit by a car on red light
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all ur jokes suc exepet shortys and juicys get new ones
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ur mummas so fat she takes up a 4 lane hi way just to colect the mail
ur mummas so poor she used snot to die her hair
ur mumma such a slut she got pregnat with a hose
ur mummas so dumb she ordered a breast faltener in stead of a breast implant
ur mummas so dumb she went to da lollie factery to get a husband
ur mammas so evil so she calls her slf an angel
ur mummas so dumb the last time she went to the pasta shop she ordered a chease burger
ur mammas so dume so peirced her eye lid
ur daddys so gay he fu*&$#@ a book about sea monsters
ur parents or so fat when they went to sea world every one yelled lost whales
ur mummas so dumb she rang the priminister and asked for a girl slut…
ur mummas so blonde she brought deoderent to kill a spider
chontelle gilroy is so dumb and phat she went to the 125 sized shop and asked “do you carry size 1025″
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yeah mind so funny
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your mams so fat she went to the beach and everyone shouted free willy
your mams so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
your mams so stupid she starved to death in asda
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yo’ mumma jokes r so lame….chuck norris jokes r sooo much funnier…example:
if chuck norris has $5 and u have $5…chuck norris has more money than u…
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck norris is so tough that when he went to Hungry Jacks and asked for a bigMac burger…and he got it..
now Those ^ r funny
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No they jst arent funny. Here is 1 ur mum is so stupid when i said driks are on the house she went and got a ladder.
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yo momma so fat she pillow cases on 4 soxks
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yo mammas so small she jumped off a curb and died
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yo mammas so bent shes a straight as a roundabout
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yo mamas so fat that wen she puts a yellow coat on pepole shout TAXI!!
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Yo mama SO Fat she got hit by a Bus and the Bus went Flying away!
Yo mama So Stupid she Triped on a wireless phone!
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it insuligly funny
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your moms teeth is soo yellow im tlking bout so yellow that when she smiles the sun got jelous and said give me my job bak!!
lol
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yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factorie for throwing away all the w’s
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yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slowdown
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yo momma is so nasty she has more rappers in her purse than on an ipod
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yo momma is so fat she got baptiesed in the sea world…
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yo momma is so nasty she made right gard turn left
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yo momma is so dumb she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut
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ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to drown a fish
ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by flicking it off a cliff
ur mama’s so fat her legs are liks spoilded milk WHITE&CHUNKEY
now those are ur mama jokes !
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Yeah… some of those are really crusty, used up, or just plain dumb. BUUUUUUUUUT i do give credit for trying now is my turn…
Roses are Red Violets are Blue
Your MoM’s just a slut thats why she had you
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your mama is so stupid she tought a quarter back was a refund
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yo mama is so fat that dora could explore her
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yo mamas so stupid your dad said “Christmas is around the corner” and your mama went looking for it
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Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a plane and said “your grounded” to the pilot.
Yo momma’s so old she existed before the Big Bang.
Yo momma’s so old when she went to school, the school didn’t teach history.
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to a Rockets game to go into space.
Yo momma’s so dumb she got pulled over for a traffic stop and asked why everyone else is moving.
Yo momma’s so fat she skateboards using an 18-wheeler.
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yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
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yo mama so fat that when she put on a red coat everbody started yelling yo kul-aid!!!
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i didn’t make this up i heard it from my friend brady at school, yo mama breath stink so bad that when she opens her mouth one of her teeth fall out and the other one is her breath stink so bad it smells like on of her teeth farted
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ya mams so stupid, she sold the house to pay the eletric bill
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ya mams so big and fat, people jump her on motor bikes
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Ya mam’s so stupid, she thinks # this is a target
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Ya mam’s so fat, the bus get on her
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Ya mam so fat, Dora could explore her
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ill give you a joke your momma so skinny she tried to hide behinde a tree
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Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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yo moma is so fat it taks 2 busses and 2 trains to get on the good side of her
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they were all fukin funny
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Yo mamma so fat that when she jumped off the diving board the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY!
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yo mama so dumb she though D4L mean down for Lunch
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your moms pussy
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shut up man non of ya are all funny so dont try it
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flot like a butterfly sting like a bee
i slep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
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hahahahahaha not funny at all
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not funny at all
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good
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not funny
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