Joke Published on May 30th, 2006 by Joker in Just Jokes, Yo mamas
The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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Comment. A collection of funny free Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes. Funny to read, yet unavailable to use these Yo Mamas….. stupid joke at anybody you know. Especialy if their bigger than you. More to come later as i find them.
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October 2nd, 2006 at 10:39 am
not funny
October 21st, 2006 at 1:46 pm
good
November 29th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
not funny at all
December 12th, 2006 at 10:04 am
hahahahahaha not funny at all
December 12th, 2006 at 10:06 am
flot like a butterfly sting like a bee
i slep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
February 18th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
shut up man non of ya are all funny so dont try it
March 8th, 2007 at 9:20 am
your moms pussy
March 16th, 2007 at 10:07 am
yo mama so dumb she though D4L mean down for Lunch
April 21st, 2007 at 10:17 am
Yo mamma so fat that when she jumped off the diving board the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY!
May 14th, 2007 at 9:10 am
they were all fukin funny
May 14th, 2007 at 9:14 am
yo moma is so fat it taks 2 busses and 2 trains to get on the good side of her
August 9th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
September 13th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
October 8th, 2007 at 5:55 am
ill give you a joke your momma so skinny she tried to hide behinde a tree
November 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Ya mam so fat, Dora could explore her
November 16th, 2007 at 10:18 am
Ya mam’s so fat, the bus get on her
November 16th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Ya mam’s so stupid, she thinks # this is a target
November 16th, 2007 at 10:22 am
ya mams so big and fat, people jump her on motor bikes
November 16th, 2007 at 10:24 am
ya mams so stupid, she sold the house to pay the eletric bill
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
i didn’t make this up i heard it from my friend brady at school, yo mama breath stink so bad that when she opens her mouth one of her teeth fall out and the other one is her breath stink so bad it smells like on of her teeth farted
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 pm
yo mama so fat that when she put on a red coat everbody started yelling yo kul-aid!!!
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:33 pm
yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
December 20th, 2007 at 5:23 am
Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a plane and said “your grounded” to the pilot.
Yo momma’s so old she existed before the Big Bang.
Yo momma’s so old when she went to school, the school didn’t teach history.
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to a Rockets game to go into space.
Yo momma’s so dumb she got pulled over for a traffic stop and asked why everyone else is moving.
Yo momma’s so fat she skateboards using an 18-wheeler.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:38 pm
yo mamas so stupid your dad said “Christmas is around the corner” and your mama went looking for it
January 4th, 2008 at 4:00 am
yo mama is so fat that dora could explore her
January 19th, 2008 at 1:03 am
your mama is so stupid she tought a quarter back was a refund
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Yeah… some of those are really crusty, used up, or just plain dumb. BUUUUUUUUUT i do give credit for trying now is my turn…
Roses are Red Violets are Blue
Your MoM’s just a slut thats why she had you
January 24th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to drown a fish
ur mama’s so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by flicking it off a cliff
ur mama’s so fat her legs are liks spoilded milk WHITE&CHUNKEY
now those are ur mama jokes !
February 4th, 2008 at 1:43 am
yo momma is so dumb she went to a clippers game to get her hair cut
February 4th, 2008 at 1:43 am
yo momma is so nasty she made right gard turn left
February 4th, 2008 at 1:44 am
yo momma is so fat she got baptiesed in the sea world…
February 4th, 2008 at 1:44 am
yo momma is so nasty she has more rappers in her purse than on an ipod
February 4th, 2008 at 1:45 am
yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slowdown
February 4th, 2008 at 1:45 am
yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factorie for throwing away all the w’s
March 21st, 2008 at 1:40 am
your moms teeth is soo yellow im tlking bout so yellow that when she smiles the sun got jelous and said give me my job bak!!
lol
March 26th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
it insuligly funny
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Yo mama SO Fat she got hit by a Bus and the Bus went Flying away!
Yo mama So Stupid she Triped on a wireless phone!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
yo mamas so fat that wen she puts a yellow coat on pepole shout TAXI!!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
yo mammas so bent shes a straight as a roundabout
April 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
yo mammas so small she jumped off a curb and died
April 25th, 2008 at 12:56 am
yo momma so fat she pillow cases on 4 soxks
April 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
No they jst arent funny. Here is 1 ur mum is so stupid when i said driks are on the house she went and got a ladder.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:10 am
yo’ mumma jokes r so lame….chuck norris jokes r sooo much funnier…example:
if chuck norris has $5 and u have $5…chuck norris has more money than u…
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck norris is so tough that when he went to Hungry Jacks and asked for a bigMac burger…and he got it..
now Those ^ r funny
May 24th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
your mams so fat she went to the beach and everyone shouted free willy
your mams so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
your mams so stupid she starved to death in asda
May 30th, 2008 at 11:43 am
ur mummas so fat she takes up a 4 lane hi way just to colect the mail
ur mummas so poor she used snot to die her hair
ur mumma such a slut she got pregnat with a hose
ur mummas so dumb she ordered a breast faltener in stead of a breast implant
ur mummas so dumb she went to da lollie factery to get a husband
ur mammas so evil so she calls her slf an angel
ur mummas so dumb the last time she went to the pasta shop she ordered a chease burger
ur mammas so dume so peirced her eye lid
ur daddys so gay he fu*&$#@ a book about sea monsters
ur parents or so fat when they went to sea world every one yelled lost whales
ur mummas so dumb she rang the priminister and asked for a girl slut…
ur mummas so blonde she brought deoderent to kill a spider
chontelle gilroy is so dumb and phat she went to the 125 sized shop and asked “do you carry size 1025″
May 30th, 2008 at 11:44 am
all ur jokes suc exepet shortys and juicys get new ones
June 1st, 2008 at 6:02 pm
yo mama stupid she got hit by a car on red light
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
ur mammas so hairy the only language she knows is wukky
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
ur mammas so fat shes fat
June 4th, 2008 at 8:39 am
gd jokes but now them all
your mamas so fat………………………who cares
June 11th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT SHOT AT A SHOOT OUT !!! =) DUCES YALL !!
June 11th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
EH SHORTY AND JUICY , DON’T HATE APPRECIATE !!
June 11th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT , SHE SAW A YELLOW BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS AND SAID STOP THAT TWINKIE !!!!!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 2:46 am
if people make jokes it should be funny not gay if u know what i mean is suppoused 2 be funny if u know like not stupid jokes if u make a joke it suppoed 2 fuuny dahhh well that it for 2day(6/12/08)well next time people bye bye……
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
yo momma dome she got hit by a parked car
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 am
yo mommas so fat when she was sunbakin on the beach the life guards told to get off the beach so the tide could come in
July 20th, 2008 at 2:45 am
Hello. I think you are eactly thinking like Sukrat. I really loved the post.