If you read the “Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes” page you’ll have seen there’s over 400 user comments (more yo mamma jokes)! You can see that joke page at Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes.

I’ve pulled all the yo mamma jokes from the comments and pasted them below to make them a little easier to read.

Don’t expect them all to be unique, there’s over 800 yo momma jokes (over 11,000 words!!) so there’s bound to be some repeats.

Feel free to add more via the comments.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma breath stank so bad she put a tic-tac’s in stock

Yo momma is like a horse i tell that bitch when to go and stop

Yo momma is like a motor she just keep goin and goin

Yo momma is so fat cause she cant fit in the shops and the car

Yo momma is so fat she has her own gravitatinol pull! ;)

Yo momma is so fat she stomped her foot and went straight to (The opposite of heven)

Yo momma is so hairy when she went into the mall and fell down, the workers took her and put her on the coat rack

Yo momma is so old everytime she smile all i see is doe doe

Yo momma is so old that she is in yodas 2nd grade class

Yo momma smells so bad suicide bombers from iraq come under her arm just to die

Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo momma so fat man she got on the syale and the fat doctor came and sade OO IS THAT YOU PHONE NUMBER?!

Yo momma so fat she has her on time zones

Yo momma so fat she jumped out of a plan in a blue suit and every one sade the shys falling the shys falling!

Yo momma so fat she sat in a monster truck and turned it into a low rider

Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said 1234 to be continued

Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her…

Yo momma so fucin ugaly i tooker to my house and i never want back ther agin

Yo momma so hairy shes the back up for chewbaka

Yo momma so old that her mamma said she had to act her age and she died

Yo momma so poor i saw her kikin a can down the street and i seid wat are you dooing and she seid movin….

Yo momma so poor man i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing she sade moving!

Yo momma so poor she hasent seen 50cent i dont mean the raper i mean 50cent..

Yo momma so short she got 2 use a sticky hand to open the cardoor

Yo momma so stupid she didnt know where to put her tampon in

Yo momma so ugly ricecrispys wont even talk to her..lol

Yo momma so ulgy her reflection quit!

Yo momma soooo ugly the docter for her face sade where do i start?

Yo momma sooooo stupid she saw a black bus with mixed people in it and she said omgwtf its snickers

Yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered and comes back for more

Yo momma like a bowling shoe you dont know wats bean in her

Yo momma like a brick shes hard and gdets layed by mexicans

Yo momma so fat that when god said let their be light he asked her to move

Yo momma so fat that when she went to fright mare on market strret she got a job application

Yo momma are like the city bus. Everybodys had a ride!!!

Yo momma ass is so big she went to a scientist and he said by god we found a comtinental ridge!

Yo momma bloodtype is ragu

Yo momma chekin snoop og look ur grannys gettin a BOOB JOB!!!!!

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma glasses are so thik u can see people waving on her driving lisence.

Yo momma got a afro wit a nike sign in tha back of her head, so everybody call her hair jordan

Yo momma got more chins than a chines phone book.

Yo momma got more rolls than a bakers

Yo momma got more rolls than Gregs bakers.

Yo momma got one leg nd a brand new bike (its funny to me)

Yo momma hair is so nappy it takes tylenol to calm it

Yo momma has been in jail so many times that she sold the house

Yo momma has so much acne that it looks like they pushed a meat cleaver across her face

Yo momma head so small when they peiced one hear she died!!!

Yo momma heads so big, she uses her belt as a headband

Yo momma is fat she made king kong look lyk a teddy bear

Yo momma is fat she sat on a dildo and lost it

Yo momma is getto she breast feeds cordial

Yo momma is like a doornob, everyone takes a turn.

Yo momma is like a home depot she has got all the hard woods

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma is like a toilet,dirty and full of chet!

Yo momma is like a vacum she sucks and blows

Yo momma is like a village bycicle everybody’s had a ride.

Yo momma is shit your dad is bull when you were born you were named bullshit.

Yo momma Is So Chair That Everyone Sat On Her!!!

Yo momma is so cheap, shes on the dollar menu! hahaha

Yo momma is so damn ugly her husband refused 2 have sex wif her

Yo momma is so dum she threw a brik through a window and asked for it back

Yo momma is so dum the door rang and she checked the fregurator

Yo momma is so dumb class her teacher asked her how do u get a hormoun she answered “dnt pay da 13itch”

Yo momma is so dumb it takes here 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma is so dumb she put make-up on her forehead so she could make up her mind!

Yo momma is so dumb she thought a polygon ment her bird went missing

Yo momma is so dumb, she dialed pizza hut for dominoes number!

Yo momma is so dume she stole free bread

Yo momma is so fat And harry she lookes like king kongs left nipple

Yo momma is so fat cause she cant afford to go to the bulldogs shop to by a ticket

Yo momma is so fat cause she its to much macs and kfc at bankstown

Yo momma is so fat dat i went into space and i could see her wen shes in australia

Yo momma is so fat dat she looked at a resterant menu and sed “yes plz”

Yo momma is so fat dat she went 2 the movies and sat next 2 EVERY 1

Yo momma is so fat even Fat Albert said HEy HEy HEy!

Yo momma is so fat her picture weighs twenty pounds.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma is so fat i had to take 2 buses and tranes just to get on her good side

Yo momma is so fat king kong is jealous

Yo momma is so fat she asks for a water bed and they stik a blanket over the ocean

Yo momma is so fat she doesnt need the internet,she’s world wide.

Yo momma is so fat she got called a elephant at the zoo :S fooook ya biitches!

Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in the grand caniun.

Yo momma is so fat she gots more chin than a hong kong phone book

Yo momma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

Yo momma is so fat she had to order 80 packs of toilet roll just to leave it clean!

Yo momma is so fat she has to get up twice to get off of her chair.

Yo momma is so fat she has to iron her pants with a drive way

Yo momma is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling free willy

Yo momma is so fat she made the world like a danger zone

Yo momma is so fat she makes a whale look like a tic-tac

Yo momma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma is so fat she makes somos loke anerestic

Yo momma is so fat she rolled over 4 quaters and made it a dollar

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said george w. bush’s phone number!!!

Yo momma is so fat she thought the empire state building qas finger licking good.

Yo momma is so fat she was a tung of fun

Yo momma is so fat she was wearing a mountian dew shirt and people thouhgt she was a pop machine a started put quarter up her ass

Yo momma is so fat she went on a luxurry cruse and got a family discount.

Yo momma is so fat shes just fat ok.

Yo momma is so fat that even bill gates couldnt aford to shove her through those windows!

Yo momma is so fat that her stretch marks spell out the word FAT BITCH hahahahaha

Yo momma is so fat that she dont need as wheel chair she needs a semi truck!OVER SIZE LOAD!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she got a group discount.

Yo momma is so fat that she was classed as the 10th planted of the solar system

Yo momma is so fat that when god asked that there be light, he told her to move!

Yo momma is so fat that when immigrants were crossing the border she said”go ahead”

Yo momma is so fat that when she farts, she blew the sun away

Yo momma is so fat that when she sits in the cinema she sits next to everybody.

Yo momma is so fat that when she walked backwards she had to go “beep beep beep”.

Yo momma is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus the doctor gave her 87 years to live.

Yo momma is so fat that when she was in france and i was in australia i could see her out of my front window!!!!!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that when she wear a yellow rain suit

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow jacket people yell TAXI.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale she said i want my weight noy my credit card number

Yo momma is so fat that when she went up the elevator the elevator just went down!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that when they measure her they have to use satalite tracking!

Yo momma is so fat that when ya dad was makin love to her he burnt his ass on the light bulb

Yo momma is so fat the only thing stoping her from Jenny Craigs was the Door

Yo momma is so fat there was a cake on the table and she ate it all hahahaha

Yo momma is so fat wen she hung out her undies they thuoght the circus was in town

Yo momma is so fat wen she to the beach the whales started to sing we are fammily your a 1000 times bigger than me

Yo momma is so fat when she broke her leg gravy pourd out

Yo momma is so fat when she burnt her finger they had to call the fire brigade

Yo momma is so fat when she farted the whole world blew up

Yo momma is so fat when she goes into the supermarket they say”sorry we dont serve whales here!”

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the toilet the toilet sings a b c d e f get your fucking fat ass of me !!!!!!lol llololo soz if someone else wrote that x

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on quater a buger pop out of george washinton nose.

Yo momma is so fat when she step on the scale it said overload

Yo momma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says error you to fat go to weight watchers

Yo momma is so fat when she stood in the middle of the road all the cars went around her bcoz they all thought she was a roundabout

Yo momma is so fat whn she fell in love she broke it

Yo momma is so fat! that when she fell i was lafin but the floor was craccin up!!

Yo momma is so fat trix the bunny would say “silly woman,don’t eat the kids!”

Yo momma is so fat when she fell over knowone was laughing but the floor was cracking up lol

Yo momma is so fat when she moved out of the state, the obesity rate went down 30%!

Yo momma is so fat when she works out she goes to Xl Fitness!

Yo momma is so fat, she just fat

Yo momma is so hairy she grows afro’s around her nipples

Yo momma is so hairy she’s got a mowhawk below on her!!!

Yo momma is so horne santa gave her a job and said ho ho hoe!

Yo momma is so horne yo sista came out pregnant

Yo momma is so old and stupid, she traveled back in time with a switch and when jesus said let there be light she flipped it

Yo momma is so old she farts dust

Yo momma is so old she owes jesus a tenna

Yo momma is so old she ows jesus a pound

Yo momma is so old she she breast feeds powed milk

Yo momma is so old she was jesus god mother

Yo momma is so old that her breastmilk has to get FDA approval.

Yo momma is so old that she waited tables at the last supper.

Yo momma is so old that she’s old

Yo momma is so old, when god said for there to be light she flipped the switch.

Yo momma is so poor dat i knocked at her house and she stuck her head out the window and sed “ding dong”

Yo momma is so poor dat she was kickin a can down the road den i sed “wat r u doin” den she sed “im moving”

Yo momma is so poor she can’t afford to get something free!

Yo momma is so poor she steals free food

Yo momma is so poor she took out a 10 dollar bill and tried to make it rain!

Yo momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

Yo momma is so poor,she used 2 for 1 coupons at the dollar store!

Yo momma is so racist she saw a blak man on a church and shouted HOLY SHET!

Yo momma is so skinny she look like a toothpick

Yo momma is so so fat that she doesnot fit in the tub

Yo momma is so stuped she tried bungy jumping off a curb.

Yo momma is so stupid dat she locked her self in the toilet and she peeded her paints

Yo momma is so stupid she doesnt no shes stupid

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo momma IS SO STUPID THAT SHE PUTS LIP STICK IN HER HEAD SO SHE CULD REFRESH HER HEAD

Yo momma is so stupid when she bought a donought she took it back to the store cause it had a hole in it

Yo momma is so ugly dat she went 2 a ugly contest and the judges “no professionals”

Yo momma is so ugly people pay here to stay in side

Yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma is so ugly she scares blind people

Yo momma is so ugly that her momma was arrested for producing an environmental disaster

Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her momma said “error error”

Yo momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn.

Yo momma is so Fat the exercise trainer told her to touch her toes and she said I can’t find them.

Yo momma is so small she tryed to commit suicide of a kerb

Yo momma is so fat she got a yellow coat on and went outside and the japeniese are like ooo godzilla

Yo momma LIKE A BARN DOOR ALWAYS OPEN.

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like a ogershe big and green and looks hella ugly

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”

Yo momma like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the wardrobe

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.

Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma likes a school bus because every1 rides her

Yo momma so fat dat she was in a gun shooting …got shot…plumbers still trying 2 find the leaks

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and the swimmin pool jumped out

Yo momma smells so bad it smells like she shoved her face up my dogs ass

Yo momma so dum she boght a condum and said how to i put this on

Yo momma so dum that she sat on the T.V and watched the couch!!!

Yo momma so dum that she so dog shit on the floor and thought it was chocolate

Yo momma so dum, she got locked in A food shop & starved to death.

Yo momma so dumb dat she got locked in a supermarket and she died of hunger.

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car !!1

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a lock-smith

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in heli beds and slept on the floor

Yo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Yo momma so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch

Yo momma so dumb she stick a piece of paper on the tv and said “aw look honey,paper view!”

Yo momma so dumb she stole a free sample

Yo momma SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DOUGHNUT SEED

Yo momma so dumb she tripped over an cordless phone

Yo momma so dumb that she sits on the tv,watches the couch,And yells Go Blue Cushion!!!!!

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat … wait she just is

Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.

Yo momma so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI

Yo momma so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened

Yo momma so fat dat shes fat

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat every time she rolls over its a new year

Yo momma so fat everytime she turned around its christmas

Yo momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

Yo momma so fat G-D said let there be light so she had to get outa the way

Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.

Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator.

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat her cleavage is harder to climb than K2!

Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds.

Yo momma so fat her name is cafe

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat her nickname is dang!

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”

Yo momma so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’

Yo momma so fat her siarl bowl came with a life gard

Yo momma so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

Yo momma so fat i could paint her red and use her as a lottery ball

Yo momma so fat i got lost in her bra

Yo momma so fat i had to take a plane a bus and a train just to get on her good side lol

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!

Yo momma so fat i mistaked her for the schol bus…… Ps thats a fat ass bitch

Yo momma so fat i ran cerculs around her and had to stop to ask for directions.

Yo momma so fat i started printing a pic of her last xmas and its still printing

Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat if u paint her yellow and walk whiht her donw the street peapole will say taxi taxi!

Yo momma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves

Yo momma so fat it took you 9 years to get out of her

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat ripleys didnt believe it

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat she calls the half tonn momma an ant!!!

Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat she cant fing her pussy

Yo momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Yo momma so fat she could go trick or treating at 2 houses at once

Yo momma so fat she cut a hole in the cieling so she could watch sky

Yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo momma so fat she did a back-flip and kicked jesus

Yo momma so fat she didn’t evan need a stop sign to stop the cars, she could do it herslef, LoL

Yo momma so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide

Yo momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat she farted and the whole world said Earthquake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!

Yo momma so fat she fits in both sides of the family!!!!!

Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo momma so fat she got a belly button done but you could not see it

Yo momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen

Yo momma so fat she got euros in one pocket and pesos in the other

Yo momma so fat she got her own solar system

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”

Yo momma so fat she got knocked over by a car and said who threw that fucking stone

Yo momma so fat she got no where else to go..

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat she ha got more chins then a hong kong phone book.

Yo momma so fat she had to get babtised in the ocean

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat she has a shower in a car wash

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.

Yo momma so fat she has her own theme song, “KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN. KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN,ROLLIN.”

Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code

Yo momma so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo momma so fat she has to play pool with the planets

Yo momma so fat she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon

Yo momma so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued…

Yo momma so fat she is banned from swimming after the sunami’s!!

Yo momma so fat she jumpped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat she jumps in the pool and the life guard tries to harpoon her

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”

Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.

Yo momma so fat she loves everyone.

Yo momma so fat she made a monster truck turn into a low rider.

Yo momma so fat she made all the restraunts out of buisness

Yo momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

Yo momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Yo momma so fat she makes Paris Hilton look like a killer whale

Yo momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo momma so fat she needs a dumpster to go to the bathroom

Yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

Yo momma so fat she needs the superbowl for her cereal

Yo momma so fat she needs to iron her clohes on the drive way

Yo momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

Yo momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

Yo momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!

Yo momma so fat she ordered a mini slide and whenever it rain she used the highway for her mini slide

Yo momma so fat she played all the caraters off the nutty perfeser

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness

Yo momma so fat she rents shade.

Yo momma so fat she rides round on the front of a forklift!!!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and bent it

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out….

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and richard simmons popped out.

Yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and the prices lowerd.

Yo momma so fat she sat ona rain bow and skittels poped out!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”

Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo momma so fat she sits around the house

Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scele and it said george w.bush’s phone number!!!

Yo momma so fat she stepped on an acorn and up came a tree

Yo momma so fat she stood on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil

Yo momma so fat she sweats syrup and butter and has a full time job at denny’s wipping pancakes with her forehead. Then the other day i saw her walking down the street i didnt want to laugh but the ground was craking up. So i went over to her and she had broken her leg and i told her she would probably lose her job at denny’s but she could alway’s get a job a i-hop and go

Yo momma so fat she sweats while putting on her shoes!

Yo momma so fat she thinks the capitol of Turkey is gravy.

Yo momma so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins

Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she uses a rubbish bin as a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat she walked by my house and i lost 5 days of sunlight

Yo momma so fat she walked on the road and the pedestrian said taxi haha bitchis ……

Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat she wears a G-rope instead of a g-string

Yo momma so fat she wears a watch on both arms cause shes in two different timezones

Yo momma so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Yo momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat she went on a merry go round and when she got of the horse limped for a week

Yo momma so fat she went to the bathroom stepped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number

Yo momma so fat she went to the shop in high heels and came bk in flipflops

Yo momma so fat she won the war by her self

Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”

Yo momma so fat she’s been placed under house arrest because if she moved more than 100 yards from her home the resulting gravitational disturbance on the Earth would result in the planet flying off into Space!

Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she’s got other fat people orbiting around her

Yo momma so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.

Yo momma so fat shes got her own post code

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo momma so fat someone got a spear and popped her!

Yo momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

Yo momma so fat that bill gates couldnt afford to pay her liposuction

Yo momma so fat that by the time i drive around her i ran out of petril

Yo momma so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite

Yo momma so fat that her bath tub has stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat that her undes look like gre stings lol hahahahahaha

Yo momma so fat that i can’t think of a joke for her

Yo momma so fat that i could us ur underwear as a parachute

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