Yo Momma so Fat Joke 01
Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.

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Yo momma so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl

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Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

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Yo momma so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI

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Yo momma so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened

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Yo momma so fat dat shes fat

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Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

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Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

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Yo momma so fat even her picture fell off the wall.

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Yo momma so fat every time she rolls over its a new year

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Yo momma so fat when there was a yellow bus filled with whit kids she said stop that twinkie

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Yo momma so fat when we went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install

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Yo momma so fat when you called her on your phone you had to pay for long distance

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Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

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Yo momma so fat when you search for Yo Momma so Fat Joke 37
Yo momma so fat jokes on Google there’s an image of her at the top of the results.

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Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her…

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Yo momma so fat, wait she just is

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Yo momma so fat everytime she turned around its christmas

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Yo momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

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Yo momma so fat G-D said let there be light so she had to get outa the way

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Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!

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Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.

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Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator.

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Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

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Yo momma so fat her cleavage is harder to climb than K2!

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Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds.

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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

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Yo momma so fat her name is cafe

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Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

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Yo momma so fat her nickname is dang!

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Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”

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Yo momma so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’

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Yo momma so fat her siarl bowl came with a life gard

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Yo momma so fat her theme song is “Hungry, Hungry Hippos”

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Yo momma so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

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Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

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Yo momma so fat i could paint her red and use her as a lottery ball

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Yo momma so fat i got lost in her bra

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Yo momma so fat i had to take a plane a bus and a train just to get on her good side lol

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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!

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Yo momma so fat i mistaked her for the schol bus…… Ps thats a fat ass bitch

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Yo momma so fat i ran cerculs around her and had to stop to ask for directions.

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Yo momma so fat i started printing a pic of her last xmas and its still printing

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Yo momma so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol!

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Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

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Yo momma so fat if u paint her yellow and walk whith her down the street people will say taxi taxi!

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Yo momma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves

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Yo momma so fat it took you 9 years to get out of her

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Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

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Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

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Yo momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

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Yo momma so fat not even jesus could lift up her spirit

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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo momma so fat ripleys didnt believe it

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Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

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Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

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Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

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Yo momma so fat she calls the half tonn momma an ant!!!

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Yo momma so fat she can’t find her pussy

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Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

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Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

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Yo momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.

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Yo momma so fat she could go trick or treating at 2 houses at once

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Yo momma so fat she couldn’t make it to the milky way, so she ate one isted

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Yo momma so fat she cut a hole in the cieling so she could watch sky

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Yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

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Yo momma so fat she did a back-flip and kicked jesus

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Yo momma so fat she didn’t evan need a stop sign to stop the cars, she could do it herself, LoL

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Yo momma so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide

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Yo momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

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Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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Yo momma so fat she farted and the whole world said Earthquake!

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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

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Yo momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!

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Yo momma so fat she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.

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Yo momma so fat she fits in both sides of the family!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”

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Yo momma so fat she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!

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Yo momma so fat she got a belly button done but you could not see it

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Yo momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen

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Yo momma so fat she got euros in one pocket and pesos in the other

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Yo momma so fat she got her own solar system

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Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”

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Yo momma so fat she got knocked over by a car and said who threw that fucking stone

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Yo momma so fat she got locked in Mcdonalds and she starved to death

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Yo momma so fat she got no where else to go..

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Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

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Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

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Yo momma so fat she had to get babtised in the ocean

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Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

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Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

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Yo momma so fat she has a shower in a car wash

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Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

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Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

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Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.

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Yo momma so fat she has her own theme song, “KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN. KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN,ROLLIN.”

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Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins then a hong kong phone book.

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Yo momma so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.

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Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

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Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

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Yo momma so fat she has to play pool with the planets

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Yo momma so fat she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon

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Yo momma so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon.

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Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

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Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

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Yo momma so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued…

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Yo momma so fat she irons her pants on the motorway

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Yo momma so fat she is banned from swimming after the sunami’s!!

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Yo momma so fat she jumped in mid-air and got stuck

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Yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and all the wales gathered round and san “we are family”!

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Yo momma so fat she jumps in the pool and the life guard tries to harpoon her

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Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”

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Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

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Yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.

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Yo momma so fat she loves everyone.

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Yo momma so fat she made a monster truck turn into a low rider.

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Yo momma so fat she made all the restraunts out of buisness

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Yo momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

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Yo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

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Yo momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

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Yo momma so fat she makes Paris Hilton look like a killer whale

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Yo momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

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Yo momma so fat she needs a dumpster to go to the bathroom

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Yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

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Yo momma so fat she needs the superbowl for her cereal

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Yo momma so fat she needs to iron her clohes on the drive way

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Yo momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

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Yo momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!

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Yo momma so fat she ordered a mini slide and whenever it rain she used the highway for her mini slide

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Yo momma so fat she played all the caraters off the nutty perfeser

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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

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Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

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Yo momma so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness

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Yo momma so fat she rents shade.

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Yo momma so fat she rides round on the front of a forklift!!!

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Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

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Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

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Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and bent it

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Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out….

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Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

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Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and richard simmons popped out.

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Yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and the prices lowered.

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Yo momma so fat she sat ona rain bow and skittels poped out!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”

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Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar.

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Yo momma so fat she sits around the house

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Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone

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Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

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Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said george w.bush’s phone number!!!

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Yo momma so fat she stepped on an a corn and up came a tree

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Yo momma so fat she stood on a rainbow and made skittles

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Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil

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Yo momma so fat she sweats syrup and butter and has a full time job at denny’s wipping pancakes with her forehead. Then the other day i saw her walking down the street i didnt want to laugh but the ground was craking up. So i went over to her and she had broken her leg and i told her she would probably lose her job at denny’s but she could alway’s get a job a i-hop and go

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Yo momma so fat she sweats while putting on her shoes!

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Yo momma so fat she thinks the capitol of Turkey is gravy.

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Yo momma so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins

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Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.

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Yo momma so fat she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.

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Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

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Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

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Yo momma so fat she uses a rubbish bin as a tampon.

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Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.

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Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

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Yo momma so fat she walked by my house and i lost 5 days of sunlight

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Yo momma so fat she walked on the road and the pedestrian said taxi haha bitchis ……

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Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

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Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

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Yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

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Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…

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Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.

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Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!

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Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

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Yo momma so fat she wears a G-rope instead of a g-string

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Yo momma so fat she wears a watch on both arms cause shes in two different timezones

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Yo momma so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

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Yo momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

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Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

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Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

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Yo momma so fat she went on a merry go round and when she got of the horse limped for a week

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Yo momma so fat she went to the bathroom stepped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number

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Yo momma so fat she went to the masseiuse and every massager needed a search party

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Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

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Yo momma so fat she went to the shop in high heels and came bk in flipflops

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Yo momma so fat she won “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”

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Yo momma so fat she won the war by her self

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Yo momma so fat she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo momma so fat she’s been placed under house arrest because if she moved more than 100 yards from her home the resulting gravitational disturbance on the Earth would result in the planet flying off into Space!

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Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

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Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!

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Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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Yo momma so fat she’s got other fat people orbiting around her

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Yo momma so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.

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Yo momma so fat shes got Amtrak written on her leg.

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Yo momma so fat shes got her own area code!

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Yo momma so fat shes got her own post code

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Yo momma so fat shes got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

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Yo momma so fat small objects orbit her.

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Yo momma so fat someone got a spear and popped her!

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Yo momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

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Yo momma so fat that bill gates couldnt afford to pay her liposuction

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Yo momma so fat that by the time i drive around her i ran out of petril

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Yo momma so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite

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Yo momma so fat that her bath tub has stretch marks!

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Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

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Yo momma so fat that her undes look like g-strings

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Yo momma so fat that i can’t think of a joke for her

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Yo momma so fat that i could us ur underwear as a parachute

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Yo momma so fat that i tried to drive round her and ran out of petrol!!!

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Yo momma so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree

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Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

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Yo momma so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down

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Yo momma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic

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Yo momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut

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Yo momma so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller

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Yo momma so fat that she triped over a wallmut triped over kmart and landed on target

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Yo momma so fat that she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick

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Yo momma so fat that she was call FAT ASS went she was born

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Yo momma so fat that she went on a elavata she press up she went down.

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Yo momma so fat that she went shopping and the shop closed when it seen her coming from new york to sydney

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Yo momma so fat that she went to sit on a chare all u herd was crack.

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Yo momma so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look momma its the elephant!

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Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

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Yo momma so fat that shes always everywhere even on the other side of the world

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Yo momma so fat that shes got her own postcode

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Yo momma so fat that she’s starting to look like u!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc

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Yo momma so fat that the only thing stopping her getting to jenny craig is the door!!

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Yo momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world

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Yo momma so fat that wen she goes on to a beach everyone shouts free willy

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Yo momma so fat that wen she walked akros da moon she cause an eclipse

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Yo momma so fat that wheb she sat on rainbow skittles popped out!

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Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

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Yo momma so fat that when i go for a run around her i lost 3kg

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Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

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Yo momma so fat that when she bent over your dad popped out!

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Yo momma so fat that when she crosses the road cars look out for her

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Yo momma so fat that when she farted everyone thought the wind was blowing

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Yo momma so fat that when she farts George bush accuse her of global warming

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Yo momma so fat that when she farts its a stink bomb

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Yo momma so fat that when she goes into a resturant they call a swat team

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Yo momma so fat that when she goes to kfc she orders the big bucket on the rof.

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Yo momma so fat that when she got in the the swimming pool the water jumped out

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Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

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Yo momma so fat that when she jump for joy, she got stuck!!

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Yo momma so fat that when she jumped her tits hit Neptune out of the solar system

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Yo momma so fat that when she jumped on the rainbow skittles popped out

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Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sings it’s over!

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Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

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Yo momma so fat that when she swam in the oceon she got the other side and when she got out her beckinie obsorbed all the water and all the fish were stuck up her arse and you could see titanic now you know why she was so fishy down below

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Yo momma so fat that when she trips, the Earth cracks in 2 piece

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Yo momma so fat that when she walks along the water at the beach the whales jump out and say omg their is some one fatter than us

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Yo momma so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

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Yo momma so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family

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Yo momma so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat at the shops people yelled out taxi

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Yo momma so fat that when shes pees, it rains!

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Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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Yo momma so fat that when you saw her wear a red jacket u said HEY LOOK ITS A FIRE TRUCK!!!

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Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

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Yo momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline

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Yo momma so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife

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Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”

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Yo momma so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time

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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

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Yo momma so fat the neighbours are always round

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Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

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Yo momma so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.

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Yo momma so fat then when she changed seat on the plane the twin towers came down!

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Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

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Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

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Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

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Yo momma so fat tht when she walked across the tv i missed 3 episodes

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Yo momma so fat thta when she goes tho the cinema she sits nxt to every one

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Yo momma so fat to her “light food,” means under 4 Tons!

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Yo momma so fat ur grandma had to take her to seaworld just to get baptized

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Yo momma so fat we had a pool party in her bellly button!

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Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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Yo momma so fat we when she dieted for a week the European food surplus doubled.

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Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

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Yo momma so fat wen she has a cone she goes cannibal

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Yo momma so fat wen she jumpt in the air she got stuk lol

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Yo momma so fat wen she saw a black car she said “hey stop that fucking jo loui”

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Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

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Yo momma so fat were in her write now

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Yo momma so fat were’re inside her right know

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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

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Yo momma so fat when I cut her back bacon juice comes out.

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Yo momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

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Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb

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Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i had to roll her in flour to find the wet bit

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Yo momma so fat when i put her in my front lawn i could feel the water waves moving

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Yo momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

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Yo momma so fat when i tried 2 drive ma car around her i ran outta gas

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Yo momma so fat when i went down on her i had to say fart an give me a clue

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Yo momma so fat when it rains she uses the freeway onramp as a slip and slide

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Yo momma so fat when my frined tooker her hunting and all the animals ran away because she smeeled like u

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Yo momma so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet

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Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

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Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

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Yo momma so fat when she bent over mayo squirted out!!

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Yo momma so fat when she breaks her leg gravy pours out

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Yo momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy cam out!!!

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Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumped she took the bridge down with her

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Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

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Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

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Yo momma so fat when she did a bck filp she hit jesus she has so much flab

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Yo momma so fat when she dieted for a week the local supermarket filed for bankruptcy.

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Yo momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

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Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”

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Yo momma so fat when she goes bunjey jumping the whole bridge comes down with her!

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Yo momma so fat when she goes outside everybody thinks its daylight savings

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Yo momma so fat when she goes shopping it cost her a hole yearly money of food shopping.

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Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing we are family ive got all my brothes and sisters with me

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Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

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Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone number

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Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

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Yo momma so fat when she hoped on the scales it said her credit card numba

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Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ‘ We Are Family ‘

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Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean, the blue wales sang, “we are family, even though your fater then me!!!!!”

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Yo momma so fat when she landed in the air she made a huge earthquake

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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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Yo momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’

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Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

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Yo momma so fat when she put on her red dress and go outside all the kids look up and say “Hey Koolaid”

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Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearing tights!

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Yo momma so fat when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!

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Yo momma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.

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Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter she shot a booger out of george washingtons nose

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Yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she yelled slow down with dat twicky

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Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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Yo momma so fat when she sits down she needs planning permission

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Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

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Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

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Yo momma so fat when she stands in the middle of the street wearing a yellow rain coat they yell out TAXI

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Yo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says “to be continued”

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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it read: one at a time please.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up

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Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

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Yo momma so fat when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Yo momma so fat when she visited Egypt she was mistaken for a pyramid from a distance.

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Yo momma so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo people walked by and said look at that hippopotomas lol

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Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.

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Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed all three Lord of the Rings movies!

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Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

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Yo momma so fat when she wanted a glass of water the gave her a water tank!!! thats all from me guys keep thinkin of em

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Yo momma so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the passific ocian.

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Yo momma so fat when she wants to go to the store she has to get took by a dump truck

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Yo momma so fat when she wares a yellow jacket kids think she is a school bus

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Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

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Yo momma so fat when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool – Aid”

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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”

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Yo momma so fat when she went for a swim the seal level rose by 3 feet

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Yo momma so fat when she went for liposuction the extracted fat was estimated to be enough to keep McDonald’s and Burger King in business through the entire credit crunch.

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Yo momma so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

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Yo momma so fat when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

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Yo momma so fat when she went the bathroom thetoilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

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Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!

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Yo momma so fat when she went to town she nicked the c from clairs accsesories and the c from M’c Donalds for her earings but she took em back because they were different colors

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Yo momma so fat when she wore an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her

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Yo momma so fat when shes in the lake the crocidile even runs away (thats the first the zoo keeper says ) lol lol lol

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Yo momma so fat when someone threw a bus at her, she said, “hey, who threw that rock?”

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Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

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Yo momma so fat when the measured her, they had to use a megga tape.

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