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A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband. When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady...
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor raises both eyebrows,...
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educationalpsychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to...
A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he...
After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for...
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning...
This is the story of two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.Now, one evening...
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore,...
Four guys are driving across country together - one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New York. A short ways down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes...
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains."My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one."I know...
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