- Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that it’s almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.- Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.- Your pet rock snaps at you.- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.- You wake up to discover that your waterbed
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