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People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation ( the liquid diet)...
Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet of paper with a diet on it."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for...
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Some more quick Dumb Blonde jokes to make you laugh. Dumb Blonde Title: Adventures in Disneyland Rating: 4/5 Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in...
An overweight clerk consulted the doctor for advice. The doctor advised that the clerk run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would burn off as much as twenty pounds.The clerk follows...
A couple placed an ad, "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." RESPONSES. American: Keep trying! Briton: Change Doctor! Aussie: Follow a special diet. Indian: Practice yoga! Pinoy: LET ME TRY! ...
Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was wearing a watch when I visited. Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at...
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.8. Crying can be fun.7. Fat clothes.6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make...
The third collection of free funny Doctor Doctor jokes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong...
One night recently, my phone rang several times throughout the evening. Each time, a woman's voice asked for Ben.Each time I politely explained that I lived alone, my name wasn't Ben, and she had a...
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