*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your coffee pot clean*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze*The nurse
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*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee*You've worn the finish off you coffee...
*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee*You've worn the finish off you coffee...
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