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*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee*You've worn the finish off you coffee table*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you*Starbuck's owns the...
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order."I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait...
Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse....
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
A Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop are on the same airplane and seated beside each other. "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are not to drink coffee?" asked the priest. The Mormon...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was...
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains."My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one."I know...
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?" Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but...
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