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The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29...
Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"- Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.- When workers screw up they are transferred to another office to be someone...
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare...
I Dont Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Every Day T Shirt Type: Political T-Shirts Whoa, a little angry with the government? This shirt mixes sexy with politics, ok, maybe not, but this shirt makes a...
SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes...
- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.- "One 'Oh Spit' wipes out years of 'Atta Boys'" are words to live by.- You see a good looking person and know they are a...
You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from...
- I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?- My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead...
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK...you get...
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