- When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.- You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.- Your biggest loss from a system crash is you lose your best jokes.- Your supervisor doesn’t have the ability to do your job.- You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
Read in full at You Know You Work for the Government If…
Popularity: 1%
The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves...
- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"- Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.- When workers screw...
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get...
SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides...
- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.- "One 'Oh Spit' wipes out years of 'Atta Boys'" are words to live by.- You...
