- Everything hurts , and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work anyway.- The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.- You feel like you really hung one one the night before, and you were in bed asleep by eight.- You get winded playing chess.- Your children begin to look middle-
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