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*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
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*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee*You've worn the finish off you coffee table*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you*Starbuck's owns the...
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order."I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait...
Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse....
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
A Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop are on the same airplane and seated beside each other. "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are not to drink coffee?" asked the priest. The Mormon...
- You automatically double-knot everything you tie.- You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.- You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back...
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in...
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