You might be a redneck if Every time you see a roadsign that says “DIP” you reach in your back pocket.

You might be a redneck if you don’t think Jeff’s Foxworthy’s jokes are funny.

You might be a redneck if you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

You might be a redneck if you think you are an entrepreneur because of the “Dirt for Sale” sign in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.