A whole bunch of “you might be an redneck” jokes
You might be a redneck if you don’t get these redneck jokes 
You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart.
You might be an redneck if the last thing you say is “Hey! Watch this…”
You might be a redneck if your baby’s first words were, “Attention, K-mart shoppers.”
You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”
You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!
You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look before I flush it!”
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ”Just Say No To Crack” and it reminds you to pull up your pants!
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women.
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11 responses to You Might be a Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck if…
You sit in your boat that is dry-docked in your front yard, and drink beer and yell at passersby all day.
(I’ve watched my dad do this)
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you might be a redneck if your dog’s teeth are whiter than yours
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You might be a redneck
If you got a letter saying you’re HIV-positif and act like you won the lottery.
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You might be a redneck if u think InSync in where the dishes are.
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You might be a redneck if you think black jokes are poetry.
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You might be a redneck if you laught at those jokes! come on, a real joke, please!
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you might be a redneck if u are a ell.
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Git R Done!
I love Foxworthy!
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you might be a redneck if you get a detention and go to your room.
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You might be a redneck when you FINALLY cut the yard and find a military jeep
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You might be a redneck if your daddy walks you to school because he’s in your class.
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