A whole bunch of “you might be an redneck” jokes

You might be a redneck if you don’t get these redneck jokes :)

You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart.

You might be an redneck if the last thing you say is “Hey! Watch this…”

You might be a redneck if your baby’s first words were, “Attention, K-mart shoppers.”

You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!

You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look before I flush it!”

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ”Just Say No To Crack” and it reminds you to pull up your pants!

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women.

More “You might be an redneck” jokes coming up later.

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