Joke Published on May 15th, 2006 by Joker in Blonde Following Instructions Jokes
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A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
“Did you see their face?” her friends asked when she came back inside.
“No, but it’s okay — I got the license plate number!”
Rating: 4.1
Comment: Seems like the silly thing a blonde would do, follow the advice of the police to the letter and grab her own licence plate number. Though in the real world this would have come in handy for the police to track the car down.
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July 30th, 2007 at 12:06 am
A man was on a plane and noticed that the girl siting next to him was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He asked the blonde,”Would you like to play a game with me? I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong I’ll give you $5. The blonde replied,”No, thank you I’d rather sleep.” The man said,”Fine, I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong I’ll give you $500.” The blonde finally comprimised with the man and decided to play the man’s game.
The man asked his question first. He asked her,”How far away is the moon from Earth??”
The blonde said,”I don’t know.” and gave the man $5.
Then the blonde asked her question. She asked him,”What goes up the hill with four legs and comes back with three??”
The man pulled out his laptop and went on the internet to try to find the answer. The man searched and search but couldn’t find the answer. Eventually the man gave up and gave the blonde $500.
He then asked her,”So what was the answer??” The blonde looked at him, gave him $5, and went back to sleep.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
That is no dumb blonde.